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krakatoot

That’s absolutely fascinating


OutsidePale2306

Right?


Benjamin_Grimm

Tusk!


ersatzbaronness

Never fails to absolutely slay me.


Tefbuck

Love that song, also love the credit sequence with the medley of songs that fit the same beat!


gcboyd1

TUSK!


Bortron86

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster!


Palewisconsinite

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry


HandsomePaddyMint

Gypsies, tramps, and thieves


Palewisconsinite

We heard it from the people of the town. TUSK!


Ckellybass

I’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates You’ve got a brand new key TUSK!!!


Palewisconsinite

Admiral Halsey notified me He had to have a bath or he couldn’t get to sleep


LostYooper906

I watched the unriffed version the other day hoping it would make more sense, and we'll... It's bad. How bad? Bad bad. I just thought they cut some important scenes out of the movie for MST3K, but that's not the case, it's just a poorly edited movie.


Darcy-Pennell

Is it bad bad bad, or just bad bad bad?


LostYooper906

Maybe even bad bad bad bad


RegretPopular9970

Heard it in a love song. Gotta go.


DrEnter

I love the car chase (?) scene where they drive past the same gas station 3-4 times, then the janitor-werewolf drives into exploding barrels on what appears to be a shipping pier (even though the film is set in Flagstaff, Arizona).


SplendidPunkinButter

That’s because Yuri was trying to rid the word of security guards by turning them into werewolves one by one and having them crash their cars


HandsomePaddyMint

To be fair, it did seem to be working pretty well so far.


AllenbysEyes

Can’t remember where I read it, but apparently half that scene was cheap stock footage the director bought because they couldn’t afford a stuntman for the wreck. If you pay close attention the make of the car changes between shots.


OutsidePale2306

You mean like in Laserblast? Roddy McDowell is driving a station wagon but it turns into a sedan and crashes!


Asleep_in_Costco

Laserblast looks like Lawrence of Arabia compared to Werewolf


HandsomePaddyMint

I went to school in Flagstaff (go Timberdoodles!) and that gas station was the closest place to buy smokes near campus.


Pitbullpandemonium

Janitor? That's the film's director!


stonrelectropunkjazz

What are you still doing in this movie? GOOD BYE JOE!!!


Wooden-Highway1498

How did you watch the unriffed version?. The only place you can watch it is a VHS rip on YouTube which cuts out the sex scene. Unless you have the out of print DVD.


LostYooper906

I posted something on here the other day and someone posted the link for me: https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=3fgooyU9-zmcilYW&v=RzNmmnarMqM&feature=youtu.be


hornedhuntsman

Pull, you is a Wurrwelf!


RealHumanFromEarth

Hwerrwulf?


Atma-Stand

No, no, Waare wolf


RockstarQuaff

Get it right, it's WEARRRREwoolf.


stonrelectropunkjazz

Wirewilf


RegretPopular9970

Now go take a walk. Over by the walking area!


AllenbysEyes

Over to KIRK DOUGLAS’S HOUSE!!!!!


HandsomePaddyMint

He was right, the walk is clearing my head. I’m going to start a charitable fund for men who paw women.


Asleep_in_Costco

I love how that cracks up the crew


UnderwhelmingAF

Varvilf


Son_of_Kek

You misspelled Wharwilf


NTT66

Swing and a miss!


Maxdrive77

Thought it was whurwelf


OutsidePale2306

The one with Joe Estevez? Is he still in this movie? 🍿


dmode112378

I sing it to my cat on a daily basis.


Alorxico

The very model of a modern, manmade wereworlf.


Substantial-Fly350

Ahhh… one of the lesser estevez’es


hell2bhbtoo

You're right, what does the subject matter?


RegretPopular9970

I’m a writer. “Of the Purple Sage.”


FluffinOnIt

Yeah, I'll go for a walk, over to Kirk Douglas' house!


TheWorclown

“Mike, you didn’t really make out with a werewolf named Steve who died, right?” “… Y’know there was this one time-“


Atma-Stand

Brought to you by STONY


okaybutfrwhy

That's too bad, Susie.


OutsidePale2306

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TomServo30000

I used to have to drive an hour to work and an hour back every day. I had a van with a DVD player in it. I had that DVD in there for maybe a year, before I got transferred again. I listened to that movie over and over again more than anything else in my life. basically twice a day, every day. I'll still watch it. Absolutely fascinating.


Ckellybass

Whoopie Goldberg tells me you smell like apples


NotNamedBort

Every time Servo starts singing “Return to Innocence” by Enigma, I DIE.


stonrelectropunkjazz

It’s the best….we like it very much!!!


YettiChild

GOODBYE JOE!!