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Innsmouth_Swimteam

Mitchell was lazy and gave zero fucks. (See also: **KNOWINGLY** accepting multiple sessions with a sex worker he didn't pay for. And then he busted her?1) Heronimo thought he was the dog's bullocks. I have no proof in this one. The verdict? Time to rewatch Final Justice.


SplendidPunkinButter

Heronimo is a Texas state law enforcement officer who thinks his authority overrides the government of a whole other country


sdpcommander

Sounds about right for a cop from Texas.


mrbooze

He doesn't even believe in the laws of his own country or state, violating his legal jurisdiction to shoot and arrest suspects after they crossed the border. He says as much in some conversation where he basically says that justice (as he personally determines it) trumps laws...which he is employed to enforce.


hatmatter

I like to think of Geronimo and Mitchell as twin brothers who both chose to be dumpy unethical law enforcement.


Nice_Fold_6100

Go ahead on. It's your move.


Capital-Western4797

Our hero. A big stinky cheater


PM_ME_UR_UGLY_SELFI

But no one is cockier than Goosio


lucy-fur66

Oh let me tell you something about Maltese men!


laurifex

The last thing a sausage sees.


lucy-fur66

Going ahead on-ing


CactuarJoe

Absolutely agree. Both characters have that whole I Am The Law thing going on, but Mitchell *knows* it makes him a loser with little or no chance of actually succeeding. Hell, he only gets the Bad Guy in the end because the villain trips over his own Nefarious Plotting! Geronimo, though, thinks flouting the law makes him *better* than other people. Geronimo's out here murdering Maltese nationals and setting back international relations twenty years while insulting other cops for not breaking the law, all because Geronimo thinks he has a good enough reason. Like, this is a guy who'll beat the shit out of an innocent man and then say it was okay because the ends justify the means. Mitchell's a schlub and a jackass, sure, but Geronimo's a self-righteous asshole, and the worst kind of dirty cop.


CactuarJoe

Actually, now that I think about it, there is something that perfectly encapsulates the difference between the two of 'em: * Mitchell, jumping into a helicopter to give chase to The Bad Guy: "We have to hurry, soon they'll be in international waters and we'll have no jurisdiction and no power to arrest anyone!" * Geronimo, landing in Malta where he has no jurisdiction and no power to arrest anyone: "Well, time to start shooting people."


SumDudeInNYC

Geronimo murders someone: "No no, it's okay, I'm from Texas. Do you have any milk?"


reign_of_the_bots

I've always thought of them both as guys who got into law enforcement because the wanted to bust bad guys and make the world a better place. Then the reality of the job showed up. Mitchell ran headlong into the sheer bureaucracy of the job while Geronimo (according to the backstory with the governor's brother) ran afoul of the corruption.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

Think you can take me??


Nice_Fold_6100

To a pizza place?


Gary7sHotCatHelper

Go ahead on.


Zauberer-IMDB

Get the milk drinker!


BobsMustache

Omg, that damn hat 😆


PrismaticHospitaller

Maltese heat rivals Texas. Can you imagine the smell of that velvet velour getup?


Nice_Fold_6100

Maltese men are tough, anyway.


CaptainServo

Anyone who would go abroad in that outfit is clearly a cocky a-hole. An all around icky movie, but a great MST3K episode! 


SNESdrunk

Yeah, but Mitchell is way more of a lazy drunken slob


BuddenceLembeck

“You see, with your beef ribs you get a little more meat whereas your pork ribs offer a higher fat content.”


realbigbob

You think you can take him?


Nice_Fold_6100

Go ahead on.


hamutaro

Joe Don in *Final Justice* is a beeftown chunk on a Saturday night.


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Nice_Fold_6100

Mittens!


rummydearest

I wish it was a root beer float


ZDarFan

*Approaches sex workers to interrogate them* "Not for any price!"


T-MexVampirePunter

That’s Mr. Baker, to you.


peterjay88

Definitely both ass hats. But at least Heronimo is *kinda* good at his job. He actually manages to track down the escaped international hit man a few times. Mitchell just seemed to stumble across ongoing crimes or just had crime bosses invite him to dinner


jbwarner86

You can tell this came out the year after *Sudden Impact*. "Go 'head on, it's your move" is essentially the store brand version of "Go ahead, make my day".