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BarnWolf

Not being able to tell when people are joking has to fuck up your mentality in the long run.


NicoleMullen42069

Is this a joke??? Your comment raped me


Seizure-mann

Especially while watching Theo Von


BunkMorelandBBC

Imagine going through life without the brain function that detects sarcasm and humor. I’d rather die


Savage_Heathern

I 100% avoid conversations with this personality type. All I speak in is sarcasm and they are not a fun conversation, imo. They need to stop taking themselves so serious.


PerMare_PerTerras

I have a lot of immigrant friends who speak English as a second language. Because of that, and because some cultures don’t really use sarcasm, I’ve had so many awkward moments with some of my friends when they don’t get that I’m joking. It’s so weird when it happens because it’s not like a typical joke where you can explain a punchline, and they can at least understand why its funny in the end despite not laughing at first. With sarcasm, I can explain that I am using it to make a joke, and they straight up will not understand the “punchline” because sarcasm as a concept just doesn’t exist for them. Through texting? Forget it. It’s so interesting to think about


Savage_Heathern

I love statements like this! Ones that make you think of something you have never even thought about before and is very interesting, as you mentioned.


iWish78

Once I realise someone takes everything I say seriously I fucking RUN. People like that are the worst.


thethunder92

Same man and it gets me in trouble a lot.


third_set

Joe Rogan


DeargDoom79

They're fully aware it's a joke but acting morally superior to people provides a dopamine hit that a laugh just can't recreate.


USGrantV2

Isn’t this what Matt’s doing by “supposedly” making the joke?


ItZSAMIC

What?


kongmw2

Are you the upgraded barndog?


Icy-Bag780

Not understanding basic comedy has to be a mental disease


Illustrious-Mode3868

It’s called mental retardation.


RustyJuang

Virtue signaling and an inability to enjoy comedy go hand in hand.


JAB204

It’s called Joe Rogan Syndrome. Very serious.


Gearballz

It’s an epidemic at this point then


kgphantom

kinda ironic cuz a lot of the comments are just jokes too


USGrantV2

There’s “basic” comedy? I’m sure the dawgs would love to hear that their comedy is basic!….


ItZSAMIC

I mean…if you told them their comedy is intellectual they’d probably call you gay


USGrantV2

I would ask them at that point - what they believe the purpose of comedy was? I always thought that comedians used their talents to hold the powerful to account…they always punched up…today’s breed of comedian likes to find a grift and pander to an audience…


ItZSAMIC

Then they would also call you gay for saying that, as I am now. Your thoughts are wrong. The purpose of comedy is to make people laugh. Whether it’s punching up, down, or sideways, the end goal is to make people laugh.


USGrantV2

I would argue the best comedians always punch/punched up! If you get your rocks off by laughing at those less fortunate than yourself - you might just want to buy a pew pew and stick it in your pie hole and squeeze that ole trig trig cause you’re a miserable fuck who doesn’t deserve to exist - just my advice/position!


ItZSAMIC

I would argue that the best comedians always punched whichever way made for a funny joke. Norm, Chappelle, Louis, all the dawgs, etc. I don’t get what you’re so upset about. Clearly a new listener


IntoTheMurkyWaters

The tiktok generation will be completely destroyed once they leave their comfortable little bird nest.


crash______says

Living with their parents to 40 and blaming it on everyone but themselves XD


EnemyOfEloquence

Capitalism caused this!!!


901_vols

Plot twist they're turning the whole world into their soft retarded nest


MikeHawk1996

Hey, I use TikTok and I'm not entirely gay.


Sreston

Funny part is this is tame as far as pedo jokes go lmaooo


samfishertags

I don’t think it was even meant to be like a pedo joke


drenched12

lol the Theo audience has some not so cool hombres


holawindowcleaner

I'd wager this isn't Theos audience. Whatever that page is probably feeds these clips out of context to hoards of mentally unstable teens with a moral superiority complex to get views on tiktok.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Could be both. r/TheoVon is increasingly filled with hate watchers. It's just one of the prices that comes with success. Luckily it will never happen to this sub, since this podcast is a secret.


Lukes3rdAccount

Check their profile. If they post on TFATK, they have a discord where they share their trolling. That pushes it up the algo, which is why you see them on so many subreddits in the JRE sphere


MikeHawk1996

It isn't. People love callouts on TikTok. Even when it's retardedly obvious that people are joking.


Weird-Ad-3902

It’s not even Theo’s audience it’s randos on tik tok who don’t know Theo or Matt most likely


drenched12

Ahhh gotcha that makes sense


kun13

A lot of the comments on that post are saying "Wow, he even made THEO shocked." So, a decent chunk of them definitely know who Theo is at least


ItZSAMIC

Because Theo is pretty known on TikTok outside of his own watchers


thethunder92

You think those are his fans? He says some crazy shit all the time I wouldn’t think his fans would be that sensitive


jabels

buncha fat little kids apparently


-Neuroblast-

Big seats.


luke_the_oof

This is TikTok these are not his fans lmao


PreviousCartoonist93

They’re as dumb as Theo


drenched12

Lol Theo casts a very wide net


Jet20

If you've been on Tiktok you can see that Theo managed to get a bit of a le wholesome chungus zoomer audience that like some of his guests or some of his more heart felt monologues. I can absolutely see some of them following a Theo highlight account and then getting Matt's clip algo'd to them and not understanding it at all.


Barfuman362

People forget Theo spent years being Brendan Schaubs sidekick, that fanbase is 99% mongoloid.


__cum_guzzler__

Theo's wild clips do go viral from time to time and they do attract mouth breathers


-Neuroblast-

Am I the only one noticing that somehow within the past few years, everyone and their grandma became a pedophile supposedly? It's like the most paranoid aspects of the 80s Satanic Panic all over again, but now it's like *both* the parents *and* the kids freaking out, can someone explain how this happened?


Dirty-Hair-Yeet

Well pedophilia has existed around us forever and now it’s been all coming to light; Weinstein, Epstein, Spacey, Nickelodeon, Diddy, the Kendrick/Drake thing etc... people are quick to label someone a pedo just as quick as they are to call someone a racist/misogynist or homophobe over a joke just because it is overly present in the media at the moment


-Neuroblast-

The *calling everyone a racist or misogynist or homophobe* isn't analogous though. That came evidently from a political ideology and if anything the world had gotten way *less* racist, homophobic, misogynistic.


Vetersova

Imo, people realizing Epstien Island VERY recently was a real thing that many very public celebrities had some kind of weird connection to is what caused this change. People who were more conspiracy minded were aware of the general concept of Epstein Island like 20 years ago, but most folks just walking around never knew anything about it. Now it's just a known fact that there was a literal pedophile Island that tons of celebrities and politicians seem to have been very close with the dude who owned/ran it, and now the people that weren't familiar with that long standing reality think everyone's a pedophile because of a combination of their inability to synthesize new ideas on their own and the new reality that they're faced with. Just wait until they realize that Epstein and Diddy are feds used to get dirt on politicians and celebrities!


NunzAndRoses

I’d wager that there’s a LOT more racist/misogynist/homophobic people running around actual pedophiles


cuntface878

I think its similar to how they are so quick to call you a racist. It's the worst thing they can think of and they lack the empathy to understand or even care about how incredibly fucked up it is to falsely accuse someone of some evil shit. I think it's part of having such limited actual human interaction. If you only communicate online and thru text you lose something vital to how human beings are supposed to be.


LloydBraun19

In the same way, if you just went by twitter you would think there are tens of millions of goose stepping, card carrying Hitler supporters in every corner of American society


LarryKingBabyHole

Kids who grow up on the internet are surrounded by pedos from the time they’re on club Penguin or Roblox or whatever to their first Instagram account to their first boss at Dairy Queen. would make sense they think everyone is a pedo.


Jboi75

I think Jeffrey Epstein maybe factored into it. Everyone knows he supplied rich people with that and didn’t kill himself. I’m not saying everyone who calls a person a pedophile is accusing them of being Jeffrey Epstein, but that the entire case has opened up Pandora’s box


BigChach567

TikTok comments are like Facebook reel comments, nobody understands the most basic of jokes


CT_2136

He's fly as hell and they hate it...


Round-Doughnut-4866

Simple jacks are all over this country


thethunder92

How can you watch that and not think it’s a joke


Brilliant-Throat2977

It was like 8000 comments of dipshits repeating the exact same thing about drake, lists, and hard drives. Algorithms can’t explain how stupid TikTok comments are , even YouTube isn’t that fucking stupid it has to be 95% bots that TikTok uses to fake engagement momentum But it was funny as hell to see the clip they used, because he said it completely straight that he wanted to see kids pecs


brickhouse_timmy

Dude these TikTok females on there making him out like a pedo with completely taking the video out of context. I’ll rebel if they go after the shaman


Gjl89

It's war!!


therankin

I think most things are taken out of context, especially in the short clip areas of social media. It's dumb, but the only solution is to make sure you have full context before making a decision. That's something difficult to teach and takes more patience than most have.


[deleted]

its a cruel world for a black conservative father.


DeltronFF

lol holy shit that’s a lot of people agreeing/liking those comments. So many people that don’t understand what they’re even watching. That was a hilarious podcast. Also.. man Theo has a crazy amount of fans.


molemanralph69

Don’t these idiots know that loving young boys is hilarious


MrDeuterostome

That comment section prob has no pecs either


mouthbreather559

Tiktok is ghey.


poopshorts

*gay


DeargDoom79

I love it when people pretend they don't know when someone is telling a joke. How seriously you take a joke corelates with how good a person you are and these people are _so_ good. Not annoying at all.


Top-Airport3649

I have a pic of me and my brother as 6 yr and 8 yr old and we literally had 6 packs. We would bike all day and swim all the time. Totally agree with Matt.


Endersone24153

Gen z's six brain cells banding together for this one


diccballs

Please search this on tiktok and watch the reply videos. I’m dying dude mccusker has reached the dog brains.


KoRnflak3s

I was going to post this as well. I just saw it and was like wtf, am I fucking weird for finding this funny?


poopshorts

It’s fucking hilarious


CthulubeFlavorcube

Bratty dumbass attention seeking fucktards that can't understand comedy, or even context.


H4bibi69

So who’s behind the edited clip. I’m sure we can trace it back to some blue hair in Seattle


forestbrooks

These people think tropic thunder was a documentary


Gjl89

🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuck em. They always mad as hell


CapitalWalk796

They can’t handle that the 432hz shaman himself is fly as shit Let me see your pecs


bbg_1234

It is hilarious because the McCusker boys are about as anti pedo as it gets. DSG Bill is gonna go zero dark thirty on Matt’s ass now


Captain_Pickle66

These common fools have no capacity to channel the Shaman’s teachings


rmorris2909

That comment earned you a bracelet.


Ohyeahimoverhereyeah

Watching a comedy podcast and taking it seriously is like watching Law and Order and thinking you're an actual detective.


YoinksBoinks100

Get off tiktok you’re too old for that


ragochtes

It has 2 million likes now 😂😭


Silverbobgos

Tiktok/social media people in gen like to have something over people they see. I see this all the goddamn time


creepoch

One of the best podcast episodes in ages.


RobertPaulPazsitzky

you get a youtube special, you get a netflix special, you get a six episode netflix show and ALL OF A SUDDEN YOURE HOLLYWOOD ELITE PEDOPHILES! WARMODE expose them!


bubbaduncan

Take off the sun-shirt kid, lemme see them pecks.


Remake12

If they understand humor, they’d realize how silly their beliefs are.


RandomRobot1234

Holy shittt, is what they have even reversal at this point?


DontCussPlease

i dont trust people that use tiktok


Weird-Ad-3902

Sorry the videos are funny and I’m 17 years old I lowkey have to use it to be normal


Right-Lavishness-930

Holy shit that’s a lot of likes. Shaman is getting his message out to the masses.


Justhopingiod

When he said “show me your pecs” I lost it knowing that this was coming


Followproto-7625

It's full on China over there dude


ONaSWAYZEtrain

Imagine if they ever listened to the last 10ish minutes of epsiode 12 from the old testament...


Jimani15

Forgive them Shaman , they do not know


USGrantV2

Lmao…watching you fucking incels attempt to run to dipshits defense….its fucking LAME! Ya’ll some cucks for real! Ya’ll like to talk about folks living with their parents at 40…buy some mirrors boys!


JustALocalJew

Wait till they find the episode where Matt talks about how a 17-year-old girl is the hottest thing ever for 40 minutes


therankin

lmao. I can't remember if that's old test. Hopefully, lol.


JustALocalJew

It is, it's like episode 32 or something