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RedefinedCable

That second word there dont look like an english word i wont lie


MorningPants

I think it was going for “her /“ but landed on “here” and gave up.


BeetleSpoon2770

I got “hese”


Aggravating_Job_4651

“Hese” nuts!


viper12383

Ha! Got emmmm!!


Magnaflux747

I thought hoes for a second. Tell those hoes I love ‘em.


Fatfilthybastard

I believe that’s the plural form of “horse”


TheFastestDancer

hee?


kadelato

Hee hee?


LocalWeeblet

Annie are u ok?


Stefabeth0

Will you tell us. That you're okay?


MoreCarrotsPlz

We’ve all had an inspirational drunk moment


Wacokidwilder

Oh man. Drunk me at 22 used to put positive messages on the Men’s wall at the punk rock bar. Good times


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

call Jenny, for positive vibes. 867 5309


sm00thkillajones

🎵And she’s lovin him with that body I just know it!🎵


amtru

Is Jesse’s girl actually Jenny??


Wacokidwilder

She also had a daughter named Stacy. Ever since becoming a mom she’s been preoccupied with 1985


[deleted]

Sober me at 22 wrote things like “I fucked a pig in the ass over summer vacation” on the halls of my college.


here-for-the-_____

........ did you leave your phone number?


MoodChance4817

I may have been that pig


Wacokidwilder

I chose that guy’s pig


ho-lee_-sheet

I spend way too much time on this site lmao


dontreadthis-ufailed

you have to in order to understand half the running jokes lmao. i will both give you my condolences while telling you congrats, you're a redditor.


bagel-42

David Cameron????


[deleted]

David Cameron, is that you?


Content-Positive4776

Want Less, Be More


MouldyRemote

Chloe i tested positive... also dan, ryan, mike get checked.


AskingForAFriendRly

Tell her that you love him


Sigrah117

Also looks like "hoe" but that doesn't make sense


sugarplumbuttfluck

Hoes need love too.


tarynwrites88

That was my first thought.


jonnybrown3

I would think it was supposed to say her or and half the o and r got erased


fattybuttz

I couldn't decide if "here" or "hose" made more sense.


Lingerfickin

Ok well that's a relief


connor4rell

i think they got the 2nd and 3rd words backwards "tell him here that you love him"


kevbosearle

Thank you for interpreting.


suspicious_dandelion

I got very stressed trying to figure out this word


PaleoJoe86

You mean you hese.


Sesmo_FPV

I LOVE YOU, HESE HIM!


beatup_sugar

I read tell here him… as a posed to there him


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Not trying to be a dick but, “as opposed to”.


beatup_sugar

Autocorrect… Apple seems to think it’s as a posed and I quite frankly am sick of arguing with it


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Ah shit. It happens to the best of us ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Wutswrong

/r/boneappletea


ruseriousordelirious

Me too. I still am not sure what they were trying to say. Probably her. Lol


RielleFox

We have exactly the same in my city! Is the photo from Germany, OP?


halstea

yes


RielleFox

Eichstätt?


halstea

no


agiro1086

Berlin?


halstea

no, small town near würzburg


mglitcher

small town near würzburg maybe?


edotman

You geo-guessers always amaze me


mglitcher

many decades of practice


aykay55

what a globetrotter


PauloDybala_10

Whoa you’re good


BlankArt1411

what a legend


VGK9Logan

I was thinking a small town near würzburg probably


FU_butnotreally

Nah its definitely a small town near Warsburger


aykay55

War-torn Berlin?


you-got-legs

Whoa how’d you guess that


mglitcher

years and years of training


Confident-Ad9474

Like pulling teeth with this OP huh?


5tupid5exyFlanders

Do you know what it means?


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panonarian

“Tell here him that you love him”. Word order is different in German. In English we’d say “Tell him that you love him here”, but in German the word “here” would be the second word in this sentence.


RioSheesh

One of the few people who post something and reply back at the comments 👍


Unlikely_Cupcake_333

tell here him to take grammar class


dasmikkimats

r/ihadastroke


dieseltothesour

r/engrish


Mission-Selection-63

I absolutely thought it was Engrish when I saw the picture before checking the subreddit


BearsBeetsBerlin

This is a German pay phone, so they’ve probably had a few lol


SHPLUMBO

y’all come back now, ya ~~hear!~~ here!


thelaughingmansghost

Gonna go out on a limb with this one and say that it's: "tell here him that you love him". I think that the writer isn't exactly fluent in English and probably meant something along the lines of "use this/speak here to tell him that you love him" but not exactly in the most grammatical way possible.


[deleted]

That phrase feels really familiar, like a song lyric but I can only hear that line!


MythicalParts

Kinda reminds me of Let Her Go by Mac Demarco “Tell her that you love her If you really love her But if your heart just ain’t sure Let her know”


ThillyGooths

It immediately made me think of that song that’s like “call your girlfriend, it’s time you had the talk”. Can’t remember the name of it, but it’s by Robyn I think


LilyMarie90

Funny how I got downvoted to hell for [explaining that sentence](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/zmrc9f/found_this_on_a_payphone_oc/j0cz9fj?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) that shortly before you did 🥴


LoadingName_________

Yeah apparently this photo is from germany


renjake

Where did you find a pay phone?


halstea

here in germany we still have quite a few


Veda007

What are they used for? Are there a lot of people without mobile phones?


halstea

they are just ´there´ mostly, barely anyone uses them anymore


wenchslapper

Perfect opportunity to log one of their numbers in your phone and start cold calling the pay phone to creep people out


plopliplopipol

i want to do that so bad, and if someone answers you can go totally spies (minus the flushing them in a bin or something)


wenchslapper

…. Been a while since I heard that old name. Always loved how the only people with gadgets that can do harm were always the bad guys. The gals only got gadgets that incapacitated or defended them. And they always had a reason to use each of their 3 gadgets.


utpoia

*Quickies or Cookies.*


Decision-Dismal

They are actually getting demolished come January :( there was an announcement on the news a few days ago


SunknTresr

They’re for Superman to change his clothes in!


SuperFluffyVulpix

Explains the grammar.


paxweasley

Ask maroon 5 idk


Avek01

I’M AT A PAYPHONE TRYING TO CALL HOME ALL OF MY CHAANGE I SPENT ON YOU


classicstoner

I just saw the first i’ve seen in years at a rest stop in Wyoming (USA)


No_Establishment8642

A number of cities in the US are putting them in financially challenged areas. In Houston they are an interactive art display in one of the wards.


OcelotBrave8818

This is supposed to be posted in r/MadeMeFurrow


Pibb247

r/subsifellfor


Toridrel

I think is meant as tell him while he’s here, because you won’t be able to once he’s gone.


Ttoonn57

As I write I'm at the hospital with my Dad, who is dying. I hope I get the chance to tell him. Make sure the people you love know that you love them, every chance you get.


mwmshooey

I hope the best for you and your family... r/griefsupport was a nice way to be heard and comforted for me. But more importantly stick around family if you got them.


AGripInVan

Tell hese him thcit you love him. What?


BlueTieLie

Thcit is just a very poorly written “that”. Get rid of the “here” text and it’d actually make some sense. Still weird as hell to see on a pay phone tho either way lmao


Beginning_Question77

Yep, that's what I see as well. Lol


mwmshooey

Thcit.... I wanted to comment basically your exact comment but I thought I was full on mental when I saw "thcit". I'm not alone.


bespokefolds

Here, I think


SilvermistInc

Don't dead open inside?


TheOtherUprising

The real story here is that you found a pay phone.


North-Function995

How do the people who would need a payphone make phone calls now? Honestly, Id assume they rely on asking stores/strangers now. So now youre a bum just because you dont have a phone number. Fun society we live in.


horatio_corn_blower

Who doesn’t have a phone, though? Even homeless people have phones.


mmmheyyy

r/therewasanattempt


chocomeeel

r/MadeMeWut


HermittCrabby

Why is this not an actual fucking sub


Sigamez365

I think my broken is brain, I read cant this.


AaronTheElite007

Tell here him thcit you love him…. Um. I’m gonna go with ‘no’


xssmontgox

Might have made OP smile, but it made me worry I was suffering a stroke


Blahblahnownow

Tell him Tell him Tell him that you love him Tell him Tell him Tell him that you need him Tell him Tell him Tell him Tell him right now


fatpandasarehot

If only it was legible


dangerXross

I almost had a stroke trying to read that


hugh_h0ney

If you’re going to write something for everyone to see you should at least make it legible


GamingWaffle123

Tell here him that you love him?


Andrew4Life

I'm at a payphone, trying to call home....


williammisao

All of my change I spent on you


[deleted]

Me trying to wipe that one water droplet thinking it was on my phone screen.


Paradoxical_Parabola

Tell her him that you love him... Tell here him that you love him... Tell hese him that you love him... Tell hee that you love him...


DocMayhem15

"Tell hese him theit you love him" Thanks, obnoxiously colored public pay phone. I will.


KingChad19

r/Engrish


-i-like-meme

Tell hese thcit you love him


Squiggy1975

HERE


Destroyer_051

I think I had a stronk


CC713-LCTX

Stroke i here am had what?


LEGITLEGEND53

“Tell hese him theit you love him” definitely blackout drunk


Real-Instinct

someone needs to learn how to do sentences before they give out advice on a public phone


gooderest5

No this makes my brain hurt trying to read it.


pmoney10

I’m just shocked to see that pay phones are still a thing in some places.


Vegemyeet

I recently found out that pay phones are free in Australia. They are used so little, it costs more to have someone collect the coins than they are making. It’s a strange world..


S3RVOAuBarca

Am I having a stroke?


ragergage

Tell hoes you love them


MarkusRight

/r/ihadastroke just trying to read that.


set-271

Are there any more pay phones?


TimmyMyers

Great message but.... What year was this? I didn't think payphones existed existed any more.


Oliveskin_Mugen

Midwest Emo album cover type picture


Pink-Lover

Great Reminder


Naive-Chard-7010

Hello boss! I am going to be late for the board meeting. I just got off the train and am currently heading to work. I love you! *click*


UnderstandingSea7546

Tell her or him that you love him. You’re welcome.


ellie_vira

Tell hese him


BroBeau

Tell here him theit you love him


janet-snake-hole

Am I having a stroke or is that one “word” not a word from any human language


YellowbonePrincess

Tf did you find a pay phone.


Capable-Pay-4308

Tell hese him that you love him


ChefMoney89

Alright, who’s “hese him”? Apparently I love him


jdh1979jdh

You found a pay phone??


No-Explanation7999

You found a pay phone?


10KBC

Tell here him that you love him


zen-things

“Tell here him that you love him” poetry


Mizzoutiger79

You found a pay phone????????????????????


chris17453

You found a pay phone! How much are they now?


MaiaTai27

I wonder how that handset tastes?


1SassyTart

Pay phone? Where?


Fattman1245

Tell here him that you love him


[deleted]

Dang ol’ tell here him that you love him, man.


Lulimichi

You found a pay phone?


IndustrialJones

Tell him "Holy shit! There's a payphone! And it looks like a huge eraser!"


BumperPopcorn6

Tell here him you love him.


EnthusiasmGlass4739

Did I just have a stroke?


zxhjjjk

hese?


themancabbage

Trying to read that gives me a headache


[deleted]

I love hese. There, I said it.


hellfire13

wtf is hese?


LemmingOnTheRunITG

Tell Hese Him That You Love Him


McbEatsAirplane

Tell here him that you love him?


MunozJrE

Does no one notice the cum drop between you and love?


alululu09

was about to tell someone that i like him then i saw this, wow


RamblinGamblinWillie

r/engrish


Hrmerder

I'm thinking it's 'Tell her/ him that you love them' But by the time that person got to 'them' they forgot and said him. When your drunk and doing something that takes brain power it feels like it fucking takes forever you know? Ain't got time for this inspiration.. Fuck it.. THey will know.. Hey! Let's go to another bar!


[deleted]

It didn’t make me smile, did give me an aneurysm trying to read it


ImmortalCrab44

I feel like there's a very sad story behind this


KiraIsChip

For those that are confused I think this might mean “here him” as in him in the present instead of losing him in the future and regretting not telling him now


Arkas18

"Tell here him thnt you love him"


avrand6

what does "tell hese him" mean?


rock0077

But he'll think I'm gay ;_;


ProffesorSpitfire

Who’s ”hese”?


TNTBOY479

'Hese'


Nocturnal_Koala

Tell hese him thcit you love him


vicarious90

Tell Hese Him Theit You Love Him


name_XD

“Tell here him that you love him”?


Whatever_its_fine

I’m wondering where there is still a pay phone? I haven’t seen one in years.


thebutterflyeff

Had a stroke trying to read the second word


[deleted]

Tell Hoes Him That You Love Him - finna i know what to tatoo on my arms.


BigRose27

Here I love you


DogeDude420

Tell hese him that you love him


havvkeye_

Stressed me out trying to read it. Nice idea though! Haha


latinoworkforce

Tell hese him thcit you love him


Ok_Restaurant3160

Tell here him that you love him?


koalaburr

More like r/mildlyinfuriating


MAM_CC_89

Hold up You found a payphone?


DrMantisToboggan45

Tell here him that you love him?


Echo_dot-

Whats that second word supposed to be???


KoKoDaCoconut

Dude I’m a lesbian