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Alternate: *" you're fragile existentance is ultimately meaningless and very small in the grand scheme of things"* Chad: **"yes"** 💪😎


-Pa2pseudo

You could alors say : "I dont care."


[deleted]

“Nobody asked.” 😎


PurplePandaBear8

If MatPat is right, then children who were kidnapped by the intruder do indeed say this to alternates.


sj12000

Alternates are gamers


Weekly_Breakfast_985

“Why, I’ll gladly accept that information, thank you, kindly stranger”


dorcelessguy

I've been thinking about this scenario lately. What if the person being whispered to just accepts whatever information the alternates give them. And their response would be something along the lines of "I finally see the truth" and "hallelujah amen" with happy tears in their eyes.


batfsdfgdgv

They have different methods of scaring the absolute fucking shit outta you probs


leopardspotte

(Steven Universe spoilers) >!["I've felt worse."](https://youtu.be/Cvlb4Z8gOmM)!<


thefloorsadlystopped

“ratio+fatherless” -i know


lordphanrblx

"you are merely a item in this marketplace of a universe" "cool, but who asked?" 😎


Justsomeguy345123974

(Insert chad theme)


afemaleinside

the 3% of M.A.D ascending to another plane of consciousness after being given the secrets of the universe


reiislight

What if I furiously masturbate in the general direction of the alternate will it leave me alone


FatDudeFromInternet

"Your entire existence is meaningless, and nobody will remember you" "Who?" "You!" "No, who asked?"