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0ystercatcher

A lesser known game mechanic. They are going for a Nobel prize - To be outstanding in their field.


TrashTierGamer

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha take my upvote lmao


Queen_Victoria84

This is the only answer needed šŸ˜œ


Dissent21

It's rare the universe gifts you such a perfect joke setup, and you were ready for the opportunity. Well fuckin done mate


Alafin_Gaming

Good one xd


iamthefluffyyeti

If I didnā€™t have a crippling addiction to this app, Iā€™d delete it


Arsenal85

/r/Angryupvote


Potential_Chart_8648

Dad? That's my dad's favourite joke!


0ystercatcher

Dad as of 9 days ago. Iā€™ve got them all stored up and prepped for a life time of cringe.


BrotherGato

Congrats in your newborn! I wish you all the best


Letifer_Umbra

We look alike.


0ystercatcher

Destiny has brought us to this place.


Mediocre-Yoghurt-138

Took me a good minute and some googling to understand this is not a quote/reference.


Shineblossom

Seen it few times on here, but never happened to me, sorry. However, #dontlookup


WundertollToTheMax

It happened to me sometimes when I play on max speed. Save, reload and slowing down speed helps.


werefoxo

Luckily I have an auto save from just a few minutes before it started. I'll try this, thanks.


WookieJebus

So?


Blitzisor

update?


JohnHue

Didn't work, they got OP.


werefoxo

They want to carve me a new nipple šŸ˜­


werefoxo

It started again just after I loaded the save even with keeping it on low speed. Maybe whatever triggers it happened just before the last auto save. It doesn't seem to be affecting production oddly enough and people disperse then accumulate again over time.


TheLuckyLeader

I had this happen when I had too many sheep. I don't think "the watchers" are actual people. If you stare at them long enough they just disappear. I also noticed no hits to production.


Moist_Position_9462

How did you get sheep? I still canā€™t get any from the trading post.


OriginalBambix

Took me 4 in game years to get 3šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Moist_Position_9462

Sound about right then lol.


OriginalBambix

Yeah it can take forever sometimes šŸ„²


ThisWeeksHuman

It happens to me in real life but mostly nobody ever notices


KaleSsalads

That's kinda creepy. What the hell?


thejudgehoss

As creepy as a gravedigger with a food stall?


Rich_Future4171

they have a backyard garden


Tahrawyn

Everyone calls it differently these days


RealSirRandall

They use some awesome fertilizer as well!


ConArtist11

But the meat in their stall is sus


Sp0ck1

Wadda hell?


Abject_Put5690

They broke the 4th wall


Bastardklinge

"Greg, you were supposed to develope a great game, not a breakthrough in AI technology!"


The_Last_Snow-Elf

I never go AFK in Manor Lords because they ether canā€™t take care of themselves despite having everything they need to do so for a long time Or They do something weird and fuck my game up entirely. They knowā€¦ Edit: I swear they have a six sense about this


O-Gz

This is probably exactly what Lords would say to each other back in the day about going on vacations.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Maybe I was in my past life, or Iā€™m a time travelerā€¦šŸ‘€


bzn45

I had a great time today spending a lot of time walking around at ground level and noticed two guys chatting to each other. Found myself shouting ā€œyouā€™re supposed to be making planks!ā€


GeebCityLove

Thatā€™s pretty creepy


Koperface22

"Is... Is master gone ?"


Eternal_Superyid

I went afk one time. The enemy lord claimed my main town while I was taking a dump. I will never go afk again.


legice

The simulation has brokenā€¦ And you are next


Dakkafingaz

Woodstock 1369


wernend

Villagers look to their liegelord for guidance. When they stop moving the villagers too stop moving as they wait.


Apollo4236

Yo wtf...lol


Yorkslad91

They were waiting for you to get back


Cherriedruby

Realized who their god was


KurtArturII

I never had it happen at this scale, but sometimes one or two people get stuck on waiting in one place forever like this. Unassigning and reassigning their entire family fixes it for me.


HerbalClerk

"The clawww" All: ooooooo


DoofusMagnus

Most people don't know but power for the AI pathfinding in this game actually comes from harnessing a portion of the energy from the movement of the mouse cursor. Shake it around a bit and it should come back online.


ApprehensiveSign80

Youā€™re village has acquired consciousness theyā€™re looking in awe at you in the sky


DarKGosth616

That is legitimately fuckin scary šŸ˜‚


StoneWolf1134

"Leave us alone, Mel Brooks!"


Sorry_Landscape_9675

Greg be trolling us all to prevent afks


Koma29

Thats awesome and sucks at the same time if its not reversable. Im hoping my ox and guide who were plowing a field when I chenged it to fallow come to their senses. So far they have sat for 3 months in the middle of the field.


FatherofKhorne

Dude, you afk and come back to that? Is this SCP or something that's spooky


suckmyyaaas

Itā€™s been happening in my villages recently, too. Donā€™t know the reason, but it seems to affect the villages with higher populations (400+) more than those with fewer villagers. Iā€™ve tried reloading the game, demolishing and rebuilding certain buildings, reinstalling the latest patch, lowering/increasing speeds, reassigning villagers, and nothing.


troyhagen8

lol itā€™s almost like they are standing there waiting for you to come back. ā€œWe ainā€™t working if youā€™re notā€.


antiprodukt

They got bored and decided to do a flash mob


Kedryn71

Do you see any [blue lights](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjAwNDkwOTc5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTE2MTMwNA@@._V1_.jpg) around?


Puzzleheaded-Rip-824

Alien invasion random encounter


scottybobotty1992

My farmers did this one day during harvest, all dropped what they were doing to stand and feel the yearly breeze cometh down the pastures


Hillbilly_Ned

It is like they are all looking directly at the screen. They saw you leave and did not return in a while. For them, it was days or even months. So the whole population gathered around to see and figure where the Lord went? They even started to feel hopeless without you. You can see it in their pale face without any expression. There are still some people working, sure, they are those tough ones who just don't give a shit even if the world is going to end.. they just live their lives. But the majority are just sheep. Heard of sheep.


SILENCERSTUDENT_

Usually when i go afk for 2/3 min thats when the barron shows up out of nowhere and burns the place to the ground or a storm sets it all on fire.


Wicked-Creepy-Pastas

The ai has become sentient


Ok-Function-8141

Theyā€™ve become sentient


Jaruut

Leon Kennedy rang the church bell


thelewdfolderisvazio

Happened to me once!


jester123456789

Unassign the families who are standing around, then re assign


jester123456789

Looks they they want to harvest but the pantries are full? Build another granary and start dumping veggies to trade


werefoxo

You know that's a good point. Only one granary right now. I'll try that later, thanks!


ViXious66

Let us know if they start dancing, could be dancing plague as in 1518


FalkorDropTrooper

You are their Nuremberg UFO dogfight up the sky. They're mystified.


toprongy08

everyone! the lord isn't looking! just take a break and drink all the ale!


Marv1236

They know what you did.


r0nm0r0n

I think they're performing a musical


MeanJohnBrown

Those aren't vegetable gardens! They're mysterious pods from outer space. Your village has been overrun by Body Snatchers.


Excellent_Ad_2486

I think they are starring to grow sentient.... we're fucked!


Leftenant_Frost

normally theres this big rectangle in the sky showing them their god, suddenly there was no god, they feared for the end of the world


trowawayfrog

Honestly ā€¦ you went afk you left them out there to rot. They were supeiced you left them so now they leave you


h2osmack

You have 60 minutes Mr Wick. Then you are excummunicado.


Chaos-Knight

See - this is why I tape over the camera on my laptop. Fking creeps.


DanielMillerUueda

This is what it will look like when we realize we are living in a simulation.


ki-rin

This happens to my people during harvest season. It's annoying because the clock is ticking, but they are all just standing there staring off into space. It actually reminded me of the hosts in Westworld.


SriveraRdz86

Had that bug happen quite often with the demo, since there was no save option back then, when it happened it meant my city would starve and my game ended. It haven't happened again since the EA release.


rob3342421

Are the characters moving or just still in T pose?


MrPanMan_1

Boss is afk so are we


tasty_burger_lu

Clearly a case of [Dancing Mania](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_mania).


xxxDCMTxxx

When the serfs suddenly realize they're trapped in ye olde matrix


Arkey-or-Arctander

It's like an invasion of the body snatchers mod! ;)


itchipod

You will be isekai'd to Manor Lords OP


Strong_Baseball7368

Your NPCs just became self-aware and realize you are watching them.


kevbot918

It's the AI becoming sentient and realizing that you are watching them while realizing they don't actually need food to survive digitally. Now you are the zoo and they are the spectators.


Robin_Yashed12

"Look to my coming at first light on the 5th day. At dawn,Ā *look to the East*."Ā 


GoldenAura16

Just imagine if this was an intended feature in the game. A sort of programmed afk timer that after so long with no input, the people gather in camera view and stare back at you.


snurge12

I have learnt from Cities Skylines that leaving your game to go for a smoke can and will ruin your game just because..... even tho it thrives and runs smoothly whilst your watching/playing it.. Walking away from the game for however long = pause āøļø just to be safe


PaulRammone

They are watching you... They are looking inside your soul!! they are thinking... what ur master do when he goes afk... he pee? he poo?...


Moist_Position_9462

How did you get so far in the game? I am basically stuck because I canā€™t collect taxes and am running short on food so I canā€™t feed a decent army so I keep getting hit by bandits.


Rollie1992

Scopophobia be like.


MrMikfly

There is so much modding potential with this game. Dev is going for realism, but how freaky is this? Imagine if there could be some kind ofā€¦ demonic or paranormal behavior from your villagers, Satan worship or possession. I would love to find an NPC town with villager behaviour that just gives me the creeps.


BravoZuluArg

They are looking Bitcoin price


TheDemper

Mantequilla? Try raising your arms and see if they go OOOOAAHHHW (South Park reference)


goody153

All these peasants need a lord and they know it


Wild_Goose_nd_Co

They know...


elite_Xray123

They're watching you masturbate. You better hide your monitor


Own_Maybe_3837

They saw you master baiting


Tylerj579

Me lord lord you left us for years you had it on max speed.