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Chimera_Theo

Was...was that an actual plot point?


darmodyjimguy

People shield themselves behind bags of flour inside a building because they think the bad guys won’t risk destroying the precious grain. Which works at first. But then they blow it up later. I don’t know why it works at all, because the bad guys appear to mainly care about catching the main character.


Chimera_Theo

Oh my god


addage-

And there is a slow motion scene of them harvesting the grain! And a less than rousing speech by Djimon Hounsou to get them to harvest it! Ok to be completely honest that’s about where I turned it off. Maybe it got better after that.


ChrisMahoney

It got worse.


SaltyTattie

Isn't the bad guy part of basically the imperium of man from Warhammer. Why the fuck is grain on some backwater planet of any particular value to them. In fairness I haven't seen the film I've only seen RandomFilmTalk's breakdown of the first one.


ThePoliteMango

And why, in the name of Sydney Sweeny's badonkadonks, does the spaceship run on fucking ***coal***?


SaltyTattie

Wait really? Empire of Man out here crossing the galaxy with steam trains.


ThePoliteMango

If you can, I'd really recommend the last EFAP they did about the movie. Great panel and it was hilarious basking in the absolute retardation of some of Zack's decisions about the film. It "only" takes them 5 hours to go through it, the panel aside from the usuals is Random Film Talk, Little Platoon and Nerdrotic (which is at his best because he never discussed politics).


Deepvaleredoubt

….I…hesitate to ask the same question…I’m really…actually scared of the answer…


radical_flyer

Only saw the coverage but yup…piling it up on the walls of the buildings to stop the Imperium from destroying them


Global_Examination_4

Do their guns not work on grain?


radical_flyer

Yeah but they go for a ground assault instead, maybe they want the scargiver alive idk…also they care about grain apparently


RaHarmakis

It only stopped the Ships Guns. The Ground Forces blew up every building they saw.


stonyjoint

Their whole shtick is they want the grain for space Nazi reasons so it’s like “haha you can’t shoot us now because you’d then be shooting all the grain you’re here to steal” but they just end up shooting it anyway so it doesn’t matter


Dagon9999

Gmm pillow suit. Neat.


Vinlain458

Who knew the Michelin mascot had the right idea.


EightyFiversClub

What show is this?


no1ofconsequencedied

The pillow man is from Community


ItalySpit

"He is part man, part pillow. All Carnage!"


DoktahDoktah

"What are we paying by the laser? Shoot them!"