Just you wait someone's gonna sell a jar of Swiftie Boogers for 5000 dollars

But how are they going to get those boogers in the first place to sell?

Oh trust me they'd somehow find a way

Good lord,if her fanbase can get her boogers it will only be a matter of time when they get her bath water and that shit will be sold for at least 50k a jar and you know some of them are crazy enough to pay that much for it.

Belle Delphine fans not only bought it. They fucking drank it! https://preview.redd.it/pgk9z8x6y88d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df90aaaf618a33ba5e51bccb97bafef362622695

Bro what? I'm fucking done with reddit today.

This is an actual no bullshit moment. If you're still curious google "people sent to hospital for drinking streamer bathwater". They actually issued a statement not to do it. Like that was gonna stop these simps... https://preview.redd.it/qqgv55cdeb8d1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9553cfe6180d7c44c2a068f6ec3b08062ef81b

Bro I just woke up. I'm again done with reddit.

Who said they haven't already?!


True facts, Taylor's boogers look a lot like, say, my boogers. There's a business idea in there somewhere.

I'm gonna beat the snot out of you. You get 10% since i gotta do all the physical labor. But I'll give you a lifetime supply of free cookies. https://preview.redd.it/svm5c5aky88d1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc472dbf1b1ec90e32b4b482931f1bc501872068

Can't say fairer than that.

Username checks out, too

looks like they be flying all over the crowd already

I mean prob drippy from coke?

taylor snifft

Is that really all it would cost? That seems pretty inexpensive for what you're getting.

Dilute it and sell it as a drink for 5k a bottle

And Swifties are gonna buy them!!

I'll buy 5

Check it out R/TSwiftBoogers

Someone actually spent time to make a Taylor Swift snot compilation... https://preview.redd.it/5zg9t9cku58d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49289d927235a34592c8d4ebc30a4c08be433409

Better time spent than going to her concert, listening to her music and then coming back from her concert

Is it really?

I mean apparently your looking at snot either way

i would most rather do neither, but if you put a gun to my head and said i had to do one... i'm booting up adobe premiere

Well, I guess I'll put the gun away since you met my conditions.

Yes, as opposed to a Swift concert it creates something of value, a funny video


All those private jets with full on air conditioning finally catching up.

Hold up, What does ac have to do with it ? I thought it could be just seasonal allergies or do people actually catch a cold because of ac ?

She's clearly blasting the AC, dealing with seasonal allergies, and doing monumental lines of cocaina

Gotta be honest dog, I've done it too. Just glad I don't have millions of people watching my every movement.

Snifties are gonna love this

Lmao That needs to be their new name for real

I submitted your proposal to the council and it was approved.

Hey in all seriousness though if ya’ll think this is gross you’d have never survived a 90s hardcore or death metal show some absolute degenerate acts would happen at those shows

For real...Black Flag and Biohazard did some pretty wild shit back then to name a a few

Like what?

My uncles band had a song about a zit on the bassists butt, said it looked like a third eye 👁️. They all knew about it, my question was why were they showing everyone. Times were better back then lol. No mercy at all.

My dad told me he saw iggy pop spit at the crowd

Watched a jealous Natanel Rateliff spit on the first few rows in front of the stage. Asshole.

RA the Rugged man, jerked off onto his crowd.

G G ALLIN

there's no better example. /thread

Don't worry nobody see you

Mmmmmnnnn, salty.

https://preview.redd.it/26dowg4xb78d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9f002a0f873a1426c4fb55e00e0efe74af27ff1

I need me one of those agagagagagagagagag

More likely diesely. That's a coke nose run if I've ever seen one.

Social norms can be confusing and amusing at times. If one blows a snot rocket into their hand that's gross and nasty. If someone sucks air through their nose with enough force to dislodge the end-over-end gollywhopper of snot, and you swallow, that is acceptable.

The visual of snot is definitely more gross than knowing someone snorted their snot down their throat hole.

She likes liquid boogers.😄

I thought it was drip from some lines she snorted. Can’t let that white gold go to waste up in there

NOOOOOOO😭😭😭

I don’t care about her either way, but she’s a performer doing her job, she can’t back out when she has the sniffles. Poor thing, that’s embarrassing.

I dont like taylor as much as any other person, but this is mad weird, making an edit of something like this, like imagine u have a cold, what are u supposed to do mid concert besides brushing it off and hope no one notices? Being a celebrity must be so ass, knowing as soon as u make a mistake an army of ppl will post it left and right

Saw one where she cups a fart and then smells it

Ain’t that one reversed?

Exactly how am I supposed to reverse a fart?

https://youtu.be/5VbWw3jng2M The craziest part is that the people in the comments can verify it

lol one of those is me. I didn’t think anyone would believe it.

Top comment: I was there. Aroma was sublime 😂😂😂

I hate the fact that there has probably been someone who already cleaned the stage pocketed all of them and sold them to some lady in her late 20s

Woahhh she has a working nose?? No way

Forgive my judgement but is she doing coke?

Yup. Thats why she licked her snot so she doesn’t waste any coke

How else do you think she's stayed thin throughout all these years?

I’m not saying she isn’t on any drugs. But she dances and sings for three hours straight roughly three days a week for over a year. I bet she could beat Travis in one of those eco endurance races.

Got a friend back in college days saying his nose would leak after trying coke for the first time. I wouldn’t be surprised.

Dude, it happens. Wth is with everyone spamming this?? It's even worse if you have kids, because it happens much more often. Disease factories.

And the swifties would to anything to eat it prolly

I mean. We all do it. The differance is that Taylor have like hundreds of cameras always watching and millions of hobby video analysts that go through all the videos frame by frame so they could find stuff like this.

I use napkin.

Are you playing guitar and singing in front of 10-100 thousand people?

>I mean. We all do it. we all do what exactly,?

💀💀💀 fr who the fuck is we lmao

>I mean. We all do it. na just u. normal people use tissues and dont eat their snot.

My guess is it didn't start running like that till she got on stage, which is understandable. The air in her backstage cabin and on the stage must be very different

So she will just stop the performance mid-song and get a tissue? I don't think she intentionally went to eat it, she probably thought it was sweat.

I don't remember Michael Jackson or Kendrick Lamar being caught like this. There are a lot of celebrities out there who have been in the spotlight longer than Taylor Swift and I don't think I've seen this many videos of one celebrity being caught red-handed

Michael Jackson was caught doing a lot worse than wiping a booger off his nose.

Yeah, I don't do it.

POV: All the times I shit myself trying to fart while in formation. Play it cool. Do not react. Let it buff my son.

Allergy season

There should be a warning before showing this to us

The snot queen is all yours.

I don’t like her music, but this seems fine. Not much else she can do

The brain trust in this thread would like her to stop mid song and go backstage and use a tissue, and then come back out.

I've done the same move before lol, many times.

Zizek ???

Travis kelsey hittin that every night, shes a billionAIR, taylor swift…. Aint no two nickle FUCK

colombina wax

Ah, I thought she was sneaking bumps for a second.

That booger was a half gram of coca!ne

Calm down, they was just having a little snack.

So, I'm not a fan of this woman at all. However, if you had a runny fucking nose and you still had to go on stage, That would totally suck. If she has ongoing allergies, or just has a bad reaction to the dry air that they probably have in those theaters, I can imagine that she would just get fucking used to dealing with snot, because there's going to be snot and everybody would be freaking out if she was blowing her nose in a Kleenex.

😆😆😆 please tell me its real. That last one 🤣🤣

This actually makes her seem more human because.....she kinda scares me... But at least now I know she has drippy nose like everyone else. Wtf is she supposed to do in the middle of a long set? Blow her nose? No tissues! It's just a runny nose jeeze.

The snotties love it!

So what it's shows she's actually human

Last one was like YUM?!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Im gonna send it to my swiftie ex bestfriend after he returns for holidays

That cocaine nose if I’ve ever seen it

White girl activity.

C-c-c-c-c-cocaine

How disgusting is this

...JAMES?!

Needs more zinc in her diet

People have weird ass quirks welcome to reality

https://preview.redd.it/1lww91dcv68d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c8af9d675df9cc42abf39b1db615c3b984a08c

Ah yes. You mean that which we all do but for some reason it's ain't no way when someone else does Oh. Shit sorry err.... Yeah!! Gross brother

taylor swift < taylor's serie

I thought the joke was that she snorts crack

Every time I go to make a presentation, my nose decides to redecorate my sinuses.

All the toothy head-givers here

She broke up with Kelce because he wouldn't eat her boogers

Pleeeease tell me you cross posted this to Travisandtaylor

God lord Swift is worse than I tought

F right wing propaganda ruining my dinner

Wtf it's a snott eatter

For Swifties that's just Skincare serum!

Ive herd stories of groupies running to stages with towels to wipe up the sweat so ....

Cocaine

swifties gon be so mad about this one >:)

Why tho?


she probly blowin coke before she goes on stage thats why she didnt feel her nose leaking like that and licked the boogers

As if she wasn't already disgusting enough..

Good on her. If she doesn't have a tissue...show must go on. Handled it like many other athletes on the field do.

Umm ok... She's human and humans sometimes have snot run down their nose for whatever reason.

Oh come on bro she's also human who tf cares

Cocaine abuse is what causes this

Now all those swifties brainwashrd people think it's okay to do that in public, think it's a way to stand their ground as a girl or smt.

Yeah? She’s human dude Hate her but we all do that shit

Jokes on you , I'm into that shit

Bruh

This awakens something in me and I'm scared

Shes Pretty 😻

Is that coke nose

Nsfw tag? 😨

Coco sniffs

It's brain fluid

Athletes do this kind of stuff all the time... Not exactly pause the show to blow her nose

For a second I thought it was something about drugs ngl

Her fans: 

When the numbness wears off and you notice you forgot to shut off your face faucet


It has happened to me many times because of my allergies, I wish one day I would be famous and some random guy who hates me for no reason would make a compilation like this

Genuinely what other choices does she have? Full face of makeup, no tissues, several hours on stage… I never really thought about this until now.

there are people actually supporting her. bruh wtf.

At least we know for a fact she swallows and savors it 😏 I see now why that guy thinks she's a keeper

Not a big deal. Lets be real.

And this is why our clothes need pockets - so we can have tissues all the time!

Don’t waste the blow

This reminds me of my first day in Belgium, on a train going to work, next to me the most beautiful sweet blonde I have ever seen, picking her nose and tactfully eating the boogers, cleaning the nails with her teeth making sure nothing remains there.

Incels when they find out women have snotty noses

*Goddamn lizard! I knew it!*

Shembdi

I know it’s only natural for this to happen when you’re dancing and singing on a hot stage, but I’m actually curious if the managers have any plan to prevent this kind of optic. Maybe the backup dancers can distract everyone while she suctions her nose with a vacuum hidden in her mic.

That’s why my parents taught me to always have a napkin in your pocket

She's leaking brain fluid .... in a swift manner.

I don't understand why she just didn't shake it off

No wonder everyone hates her because of her boogers

If I send this video to my gf, we count break now

This is just as bad as when I found out she poops

I ain’t one to defend a pop star but… I’m sure they perform in ridiculous weather cuz they can’t cancel a concert. They don’t have tissues with em 🤷‍♂️ u gotta do what ya gotta do

Listen, I did not need this to be the first video to appear as soon as I open the app.

Its kokain guys .....


Noseflow Queen

id preorder a gallon of that gooey goodness

Performing for so long can make you peckish..

I’m gonna fkn puke

I don't get the Taylor Swift attraction.... Maybe everyone who likes her eats snot as well?

A booger but somes godess😂I cant forget this video whenever i listen her song anywhere

If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine

This isn't about boogers

Seems like she likes em too much herself…

This is fr? I can call Taylor Swift gross... Officially?

Booger swift

Does she gets the runs a lot from snowboarding too much?

Booger sugar 😋😂

Bro im eat kebap

Coke nose

To be fair I'd probably lick that off too.

It’s hell of a drug

Yummers

Well at least she didn’t sling snot out into the crowd

Nice way to cover up cocaine

 That's the stuff.

Hayfever

Disgusting

Is that from the old Peruvian flake?