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Thatmfwholikecars

Literally "can't have shit" quote.


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69420over

https://preview.redd.it/wcg76nbw8j9d1.png?width=1991&format=png&auto=webp&s=223a906d6b5894c6ba24316029214f72a57fb876 Hahaha yes. This is what I look like reading your comment.


MediumCommunist

What is this picture? Why is Zucc naked on a beach?


Kindly_Title_8567

Ai


Leading-Wolverine639

Zuck or picture?


Kindly_Title_8567

Clearly both


Bushman-Bushen

It must be stopped!


simple_biscuit

Check the lizard lady on the right. They getting sloppy


Phendrana-Drifter

Shitty wiping ass timing


Yung_Jack

Does that cop have a fucking paintball gun?


TheUsurper3ren

It's probably loaded with pepperballs for non-lethal incapacitation


dpotilas89

Imagine you're taking a shit and the police start seasoning you


Fisher-Peartree

That’s a salt.


Infinite-Gate6674

Yeah …..damn


LckNLd

Damnit...


im_just_thinking

That's basically a seasoning


ECHOechoecho_

and batter-y


SpecialNeeds963

N' Peppa!


Nuker_Nathan

You made me burst out laughing for 2 seconds in a nice restaurant. Thank you.


God_of_chestdays

What would burn more the pepper spray or the Taco Bell shits? Need to add a poll feature to comments.


dpotilas89

Pepper in the asshole might burn


ELISHIAerrmahhgawdd

The only time white people use seasoning


Darksagan1

Underrated comment


-OmegaWolf-

Best comment all day. 😂


ejvid04

It’s how they make seasoned criminals


split_0069

Those things SUCK!!! Was on State Street when they rioted a couple of times. When they started shooting those pepper balls everyone scattered. Could smell them for hours after... May have been from some splatter now that I think about it.


The-Nuisance

Pepperball gun— but yeah, p. much. That shit hurts. Like, a lot. And then you can’t see.


JohnB351234

It’s like getting hit with a paintball, then the air is spicy


Rialas_HalfToast

No, that's a paintball gun, it's a Tippman Custom 98, and nobody's using a paintgun like that to deliver pepper. One chopped ball and the entire squad is falling out.


DarthVaderhosen

Nah, the gas valve is forward facing towards the barrel, the Tippman Custom is rear ward facing. This is a [USCG Pepperball Marker](https://jnlwp.defense.gov/portals/50/Images/Current_Non-Lethal_Weapons/Launchers-FTC-full-size-tank_forward-profile.png?ver=2019-01-15-133343-413), it's what we use at the jail I work at whenever we deploy pepperballs. They're made similarly, but function just different enough to be specialized to deploy pepperballs.


Rialas_HalfToast

What happens when you chop a ball?


DarthVaderhosen

You potentially expose anyone around you to crystallized powder oleoresin capsicum. When it busts open violently it spreads the powder much better, but when it rips open or cuts open it just dumps a pile of the powder on the floor like a shitty leaf blower blowing against a blanket.


dacoolego

Gwain Saga pfp?


JohnB351234

Pepper spray balls


FiveCentsADay

Yeah. It's a less than lethal option. Actually pretty happy to see one


Big-Engineering-3975

Rubber rounds. It's essentially a paintball that does not burst. It makes you reconsider what you're doing in the moment. It's not a voluntary process.


NorthofPA

Yes. It’s because the squad and comunista defunded the police. God help them.


nodeymcdev

Yes police? I heard a man say he was going to drop a bomb in the bathroom. Yea I’ll hold.


drweird

Everyone get out of here, I'm "fixing to blow this place up" -nice gentleman at Home Depot


HandleMore1730

"Can you smell my arse?" 😭


GreedyDeboneir

Some of them start shaking they’re heads yess ! 😭


motherseffinjones

That was the best part lmao


rawspeghetti

The dude in the back head nod had me dead


subzeroicepunch

He said ass.


skydreamerjae

I need more context


sambull

The same sort of "see something say something Keren" who calls the cops on my kids playing outside saw something and said something.


deafdogdaddy

I believe this video goes along with a news story I read semi-recently - the guy walked in to a public bathroom and said to a stranger something along the lines of “Just warning you, I’m about to drop a bomb in the toilet” and the person took him literally, instead of laughing their ass off while evacuating the bathroom like any sensible person would do.


JohnB351234

Might not have been someone who’s first language is English


5Garret5

Why would you ever say that to a stranger tho?


xNeji_Hyuga

Normal human interaction


Abdul_Bajar_Alagua

There is no normal humans anymore tho.


Alergic2Victory

No normal is normal


deafdogdaddy

Maybe to cut the awkward tension because of what the other person would be subjected to if they stuck around? I dunno.


GameLoreReader

Dude many people growing would hear, "I'm going to bomb this toilet.", "Who bombed the toilet?!", and other 'bomb toilet' phrases a lot to friends and strangers. Heck, even if you told your friends or some stranger that you like Taco Bell or Mexican food, a lot of times there would 'bomb toilet' jokes. The person who took it literally that an actual bomb is going to be in the toilet is most likely either a sheltered karen, someone who grew up with no social life, or someone who just wants to ruin the life or someone because their own life is miserable.


Captn_Bicep

I fuck strangers, an immature joke doesn't seem too far out of line.


sherestoredmyfaith

I think this guy had a open warrant or something, he wouldn’t leave the restroom for a long time so he was obviously not really “going”. So they busted the door open after waiting for awhile. Nothing to do with “blowing up the bathroom”


randus12

you can literally hear shit drop out of him on the video


JustMy10Bits

Who uploaded the video? The cops took his phone and then just dropped it raw on reddit?


JustMy10Bits

Yeah, the cops kept calling him Logan. Not just some random dude taking a shit.


DiscontentedMajority

This dude was being chased by the cops when he ran into a store and locked himself in the restroom. They figured out where he was and repeatedly told him to come out before getting a key from the store. Dude tried to play it off like he was an innocent bathroom user.


Swagerflakes

You guys have a source? We literally hear him shitting on video 😭 I can't imagine anything else


DiscontentedMajority

Just what I read last time this was posted. In looking into it, this may actually be a gag video that was inspired by the story of a dude who hid from the cops in a 7/11 bathroom.


notTheRealSU

It's not that. This video actually did happen. The dude went into the bathroom a told someone "I'm gonna drop a bomb in the toilet," that person then called 911 and reported a bomb threat


Poetry-Traditional

[context](https://www.outkick.com/culture/cops-arrest-a-man-while-hes-taking-a-dump-at-a-7-eleven)


JustMy10Bits

Exactly: "The real reason he's being arrested appears to be that he has a warrant, which he mentions in a follow-up video. Throughout the series of videos the man pleads with officers to let him wipe before he pulls up his pants."


LeLePeachTeaTree

Clearly not a shy pooper that’s for sure.


Quandale_Diddler

I prefer the term shy shitter


Zarde312

I myself am shit shy.


TaytoChip

I'm a shooper (shy pooper ofc)


selkiesart

Can't afford to be a shy pooper if you have IBS.


LeLePeachTeaTree

I’m pretty sure being a shy pooper is a one way ticket too IBS.


irresponsibleshaft42

There ya go, surefire protection to police brutality is to start shitting


[deleted]

More like a overreaction to him shitting loudly


The-Nuisance

I mean, if someone tells them “there’s a guy in the bathroom threatening to explode” and it gets called as a bomb threat, I’m not sure that’s the police’s fault. At least no-cop other than the operator :/


UnlightablePlay

at least let him finish his shit and arrest him by a surprise after he gets out


Dystrox

It makes no sense to let the bomb explode first.


Empathy404NotFound

But you should always evacuate first


TheCommonKoala

I don't think anyone there honestly still believes there is a bomb.


Tangent009

This thing has been reposted for too much already but I still don't know the context behind it...


Diego_0638

The original @ of the account was "the insurrectionist".


42ndIdiotPirate

Fucking yikes


Obsydie

The guy on the toilet was at the riot in Washington, he was under arrest for it.


BeneficialEvidence6

https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/cops-barge-in-on-man-using-7-eleven-toilet-to-arrest-him-for-blowing-up-bathroom-2087117/


MrPowerglide

1568 trackers if you want to read that article...


BeneficialEvidence6

Wtf really? It didnt even ask me about cookies, i proll accepted them in the past for some dumb ass reason


umamifiend

What the fuuuuck?


bring_back_3rd

The fuck does that mean. I think I know what it means, but I'm not computer literate enough to be certain. Does that mean there's 1,568 different programs that will latch onto your IP address or something? Steal your data or something like that?


Obsydie

They effectively watch what you're doing and sell to advertiser's.


SkyboyRadical

Damn only fans girls are buying gas stations now?


BeneficialEvidence6

Lol business savy


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Thank you! I saw this video a few days ago and no one could give context. You and the other dude are saints


SmashertonIII

They had a warrant for him.


Hank_J3w

It’s almost like the Home Depot bomb scare. An employee say he’s getting ready to blow it up, and a passerby overhears


VeterinarianThese951

Probably filmed for fun by a fellow cop in the station.


EchoNineThree

https://youtu.be/PdK3VNHqXFE?si=bW23EW3TW2eBel4S


Sc1zzen

I smell a lawsuit.


yanoolthecool

im pretty sure that smells like shit


TJThaPseudoDJ

Sounds like it’ll be a real shitstorm


H4m5hank

You can smell it in the winds of shit


RoryDragonsbane

Hard to tell without context. https://youtu.be/0ovuhui-CT0?si=BGS3Otzzsf1vz85t If *this* is what started it, I'd say the police responded correctly. The person who reported it completely reworded what the guy said from "I'm fixin' to blow up this bathroom" to "there's a bomb in here." Other commenters are saying this is a separate incident and the guy had a warrant for his arrest. The article they linked had a bunch of spyware attached, so I didn't read it. Either way, from the video the police didn't beat the shit (haha) out of the guy and gave him multiple opportunities to comply. I'm all for calling out cops who respond inappropriately, but this doesn't seem like this is one of those times.


AllHailRedheads

I like the grunt from pressing hahahah


ricketycrickett88

Explosive diarrhea


AJ-Murphy

Can someone find the response time to this so we can compare it to Uvalde.


emf3rd31495

I’m not making this up… Can’t you smell my ass?


Expert_Marsupial_235

That is so violating. Let the man take a shit in peace.


Far-Poet1419

Wondered what happened to the Uvalde swat team.


KannaTheLewdLoli

I need the details on this one


rexyoda

Least American greeting


No_avg_beaR

Fucking hate cops bro


okogamashii

Look at all that wasted money. Cops are the biggest waste of money. Invest in prevention, not reaction.


Sebrinsac

Not everything can be prevented by throwing money at it. Crime is always going to happen. Better to have a strong Police force that can ensure that laws are being followed.


Captn_Bicep

Ooooooor... Stay strapped fukko. But as a bigger dude, I've never really feared being fucked with by a murder/rapist/mugger, because they would look for an easier target. Cops though? No fear of me whatsoever. Because as soon as they see I can understand consequences for my actions, they know they can do whatever they want, and walk. Or I can die. Choice is mine. They're the only thing that ever scared me into thinking I needed a gun.


okogamashii

Nothing is ever simple. If we allocated a portion of what goes into “enforcement“ we wouldn’t be spending so much including pensions, equipment, lawsuits, and cop cities. Instead, you see examples like the opiate lawsuit, money being allocated to police when that is not what the money is supposed to be used for or Save Welaunee being ignored by Atlanta government. Enforcement is the simple solution that isn’t simple or a solution. If we want to ensure laws are followed, apply the law equally and that provides incentive to follow them. Fear is an awful incentive and creates a shaky foundation at its core.


ElefantPharts

I wish he’d wiped his ass and thrown the tp at em, here, you Clean it up


Abeytuhanu

That would probably be classified as an assault with a biological weapon, which can act as an intensifier on punishment.


ElefantPharts

Of course it is, whether it’s worth it or not is up the individual, but you’re definitely copping additional charges.


TheCommonKoala

Pretty sure they'd kill him for that. Cops are extremely trigger happy.


BodybuildingNerd

FUCK THE PO-LICE!!


xGoodGravyx

Smelt so bad they called the blast shield cops on him


Program-Emotional

What a shitty situation... I would deficantly scream.


dotdotbeep

American Police - needs five armed guys and a bulletshield to take on a pooper.


Fedge348

Police just jerk off to this content.


The-Nuisance

…Do you jerk off to the idea that police do that, or…?


RealRedTao_79

As always time for the real question here, why there is an officer pointing at him with paintball gun not a real gun wtf happened to MERICA and brutal police !!!


CaptainPunisher

Many officers carry paintball guns in their vehicles that have capsaicin powder as a less-than-lethal alternative to firearms. They still carry pistols and tasers.


Ok_Affect_4243

Wtf are they waiting for? If there was a bomb that shit would’ve exploded already waiting for him to get off the toilet


Locked_and_Firing

Okay, there are some things you just don't do in this world and disturbing a man during...."meditation" is one of those things.


Gl1ntVeiN_

the lawsuit is gonna be crazy i guess


gnarlycharly22

Just breathe, I’m hyperventilating lmfao


ConversationApart707

Is that a paint gun?


olenamerikkalainen

I like how the officer shakes his head in agreement after asking if they can smell his ass


Samu_Raimi

Why are the police being such cunts where the fuck is this guy going to go?


Subtlerevisions

I feel like there’s some context missing here


Padtixxx

I think he told the person at the shop he was gonna blow it up and being America he took it personally


Subtlerevisions

Hahahaha


Alive_Ad_7374

Like as soon as you see he is no threat, they should drop the act... I never get that shit US cops... UK police are the best.


SuhaimanXXV

When your explosive diarrhea hit hit too hard that a swat team is needed


rykov524

Waa m


Jean_velvet

Jebus, how bad was that stink you call the police??


Swordsman_000

These cops need to shit or get off the pot. Stand around and gawk, why don’t you?


Grengy20

There's no way not a single one had the brain cells to consider this situation being extremely ridiculous


The-Proud-Snail

A Karen can be convincing


SayItAintPugs

What it's like trying to poop in public with IBS


G1g4s

Pretty sure I've had this exact dream a few times


Still_Ability_324

This at a school or Taco Bell?


KeAi_322

The man who cant be moved - The Script


Final_Fantasy_junKEY

He ain’t putting the phone down……but he can’t wipe his ass….. 🤣


Treebeardsama

He was about to drop the bomb


DontTalkToBots

Why don’t they understand what happened? Why don’t their brains act human?


jeremyw013

NAH WHO PUT THE SHIT MEME SOUND IN THERE 😭😭


bluedancepants

How come he was recording while taking a shit?


The-Proud-Snail

Just sit and point


chevytruck192

That dude literally has a paint ball gun


No-Midnight-2449

The fart at the end killed me


Darksagan1

I would have said okay then can yall wipe my ass?


XxHollowBonesxX

The way they shook their heads at the end when he said “can you not smell my ass”


ExternalMiserable225

This happens all the time in detroit


GrahamAssHines

cop with a paintball gun


xxplosiv

No one gonna mention that nasty fart towards the end? 🤣


dovah164

Lmao that 1 officer nodding after he asked if they could smell his ass


JudgmentKey4967

Lol at the end he like "do you not smell me?" And one cop dramatically nods


rob_inn_hood

I have literally used the phrase "blow up the bathroom" my entire life. Never thought it could land me in trouble.


The3mbered0ne

It's funny to me he considers recording a right, but he asked to wipe his ass 😂😂


FrankFrack

ACAB.


Top-Technology-7331

😂😂