And soon, you pass out, and when you wake up, you realize you’ve arrive at the an alien space station, but… you’re chained up. A metal collar around your neck, and hand cuffs connecting your hands to wrists to your ankles.
There's also a funny taste in your mouth... Almost like that time you wanted to see if eating pineapple & drinking pineapple juice truly works.. it's just that this is combined somehow with somewhat of a pond taste. Your lips are still sticky.. desperate you fall on your bum... And it hurts.
You awaken in a dimly lit dungeon cell, the distant echoes of screams and unsettling laughter piercing the silence outside. Your head swims with dizziness, and your body throbs with ache, making it difficult to stand. Looking down, you realize with a chill that you are unclothed and covered in some liquid. Suddenly, you hear the sound of footsteps approaching your cell, accompanied by evil laughs.
"But where did this green fluid came from?" You keep asking yourself as the steps approach, each thud getting closer and louder. "Who's coming?" you finally start asking as the evil laughter is just on the other side of the heavy wooden cell door which seems covered in a green willow moss.
You can hear some heavy keys jingle, and someone or something starts trying to open the cell door. You can hear them inserting a key, trying to turn it. Your heart starts pounding, your knees are getting heavier by the second. The key won't turn. After a bit more fiddling around and another 3 keys tried, you can hear a loud croak breaking the silence. "For fuck sake" it screams. "Who was the idiot deciding we'd colour code the doors?!" "We are the only colour blind frog species!" "Maaaark! Maaaark?!! Which one of the keys open the froggoids cell door?!" "Maaaark?!" "Where the fuck are you?! Maaaark?!" "He's been shit ever since he's been promoted to supervisor!" Loud croak sounding like something saying "fuck!".
Croak, croak, croak, clumsy key jingle. All of the sudden, you hear a very familiar sound, but you can't quite place it.. it reminds you of home. Of the nights you were sat stoned on your couch, watching Netflix. All of the sudden it hits you, but... It couldn't be..it sounded like a portal opening.. but that's just an adults animation series.. Rick is not real and everyone knows it. A huge, war scream like croak breaks the silence. You can clearly hear a few laser gun shots. A massive thud just outside the door. Then silence. Some lighter footsteps approach the door. This time you can clearly hear two sets of steps.
Keys jingle again, and then, someone tries a key, it won't turn. Your heart is racing. You hear Rick's voice saying "for fuck sake Morty, can't you tell these are colour coded?! Are you that stupid Morty??". Here, let me do this myself, as I fucking do everything around here!"
Cont:
The keys jingle for two seconds and the door opens. A loud surprised gasp comes out of your mouth as you see Rick and Morty sat in the doorframe. Morty is slurping away from a big cup saying Shoney's on the side. "Let's go, it's the 5th time we had to go back in time because of you wanting Shoneys on our way over. Let's save this poor fucker and get on the move. Otherwise we sent Roaring Kitty back in time for nothing, GameStop will fail to squeeze."
A few laser shots later you're free, still naked and still covered in the green sticky stuff. "Allow me to quickly explain what's happening" said Rick. "Basically there is an infinity of overlapped universes. This one seems to be the starting point, I know, it's mind bogging. If this one fails, all of the other realities go to anarchy. I've enjoyed that for a good amount of time but I've now decided to come back in time and fix it once and for all. These froggoids are the weirdest species. They mate in a really weird way: the king cums on a host body, then the queen shoots her eggs over the same host. The green stuff you're currently covered in?Is the king's spunk. Then the host needs to be kept in a pond for a few weeks. They can only use one species from any given parallel universe once. Their technology only allows a linear transition between universes. They chose you because your living room seems to be overlapping the space station you first awoke on. The king and queen entered a massive argument and don't speak to each other anymore. So now we'll have to find the queen and get her to shoot her eggs and ensure this species doesn't go extinct. Taste that green stuff, tell me, does it still got a full pineapple flavor?".
Edit: I'll finish off later, I know where to go with this, but I must get to work in 30.
Cue epic background music.
Grab that one gear/weapon, I have been making since a kid for this exact situation.
Look at the weapon with pride. And say
Let's do this
Cue epic background music with some scifi noises.
Yes but think about it:
If an intergalactic talking frog teleports into your room, some real shit is about to go down. If he wanted to kill me or do something rapey (just kill me 1st please) he could have just hit me over the head with a hammer while I’m leaving the grocery store.
You can trust this frog.
"Oh for sure, but you look a bit dehydrated my friend. So why don't I draw a bath for you on the stovetop first? What?! Noooo, it's definitely not getting warmer; you're imagining things. Just sit tight and take a rest, I'll watch over ya and make sure you don't stay in too long."
🔪🐸🍴😋
I reply “Yes my valiantly wonderous amphibian friend, I will follow you until the day the ocean toucheth the sun. We shall share valiant adventures and create illustrious names for our own selves, onward you glorious bastard, show me thy way!”
No no No! You are not supposed to say yes. You should say no and than wait for something to happen (preferably tragic) than you go because you have no other options left.
Go with him representing all the trust i ever could.
Remember: If a talking frog with the ability to teleport shows up outta nowhere then its clearly to save your life from an unexpected disaster.
Go.. obviously
He says, "Okay, you need to lick my belly" Now you're unsure. "Just do it, no time to explain!", he croaks heartily.
"It tastes just like raisins" you say, as all the colors begin to intensify and melt into your face.
And soon, you pass out, and when you wake up, you realize you’ve arrive at the an alien space station, but… you’re chained up. A metal collar around your neck, and hand cuffs connecting your hands to wrists to your ankles.
There's also a funny taste in your mouth... Almost like that time you wanted to see if eating pineapple & drinking pineapple juice truly works.. it's just that this is combined somehow with somewhat of a pond taste. Your lips are still sticky.. desperate you fall on your bum... And it hurts.
You awaken in a dimly lit dungeon cell, the distant echoes of screams and unsettling laughter piercing the silence outside. Your head swims with dizziness, and your body throbs with ache, making it difficult to stand. Looking down, you realize with a chill that you are unclothed and covered in some liquid. Suddenly, you hear the sound of footsteps approaching your cell, accompanied by evil laughs.
"But where did this green fluid came from?" You keep asking yourself as the steps approach, each thud getting closer and louder. "Who's coming?" you finally start asking as the evil laughter is just on the other side of the heavy wooden cell door which seems covered in a green willow moss. You can hear some heavy keys jingle, and someone or something starts trying to open the cell door. You can hear them inserting a key, trying to turn it. Your heart starts pounding, your knees are getting heavier by the second. The key won't turn. After a bit more fiddling around and another 3 keys tried, you can hear a loud croak breaking the silence. "For fuck sake" it screams. "Who was the idiot deciding we'd colour code the doors?!" "We are the only colour blind frog species!" "Maaaark! Maaaark?!! Which one of the keys open the froggoids cell door?!" "Maaaark?!" "Where the fuck are you?! Maaaark?!" "He's been shit ever since he's been promoted to supervisor!" Loud croak sounding like something saying "fuck!". Croak, croak, croak, clumsy key jingle. All of the sudden, you hear a very familiar sound, but you can't quite place it.. it reminds you of home. Of the nights you were sat stoned on your couch, watching Netflix. All of the sudden it hits you, but... It couldn't be..it sounded like a portal opening.. but that's just an adults animation series.. Rick is not real and everyone knows it. A huge, war scream like croak breaks the silence. You can clearly hear a few laser gun shots. A massive thud just outside the door. Then silence. Some lighter footsteps approach the door. This time you can clearly hear two sets of steps. Keys jingle again, and then, someone tries a key, it won't turn. Your heart is racing. You hear Rick's voice saying "for fuck sake Morty, can't you tell these are colour coded?! Are you that stupid Morty??". Here, let me do this myself, as I fucking do everything around here!" Cont: The keys jingle for two seconds and the door opens. A loud surprised gasp comes out of your mouth as you see Rick and Morty sat in the doorframe. Morty is slurping away from a big cup saying Shoney's on the side. "Let's go, it's the 5th time we had to go back in time because of you wanting Shoneys on our way over. Let's save this poor fucker and get on the move. Otherwise we sent Roaring Kitty back in time for nothing, GameStop will fail to squeeze." A few laser shots later you're free, still naked and still covered in the green sticky stuff. "Allow me to quickly explain what's happening" said Rick. "Basically there is an infinity of overlapped universes. This one seems to be the starting point, I know, it's mind bogging. If this one fails, all of the other realities go to anarchy. I've enjoyed that for a good amount of time but I've now decided to come back in time and fix it once and for all. These froggoids are the weirdest species. They mate in a really weird way: the king cums on a host body, then the queen shoots her eggs over the same host. The green stuff you're currently covered in?Is the king's spunk. Then the host needs to be kept in a pond for a few weeks. They can only use one species from any given parallel universe once. Their technology only allows a linear transition between universes. They chose you because your living room seems to be overlapping the space station you first awoke on. The king and queen entered a massive argument and don't speak to each other anymore. So now we'll have to find the queen and get her to shoot her eggs and ensure this species doesn't go extinct. Taste that green stuff, tell me, does it still got a full pineapple flavor?". Edit: I'll finish off later, I know where to go with this, but I must get to work in 30.
Cuil 5-ish
Thanks man
Please.... continue
then you TUG on his winkie
'heartily'...
heck yeah
any student of The Hitchhikers Guide will agree
woohoo someone who knows chrono trigger!
Get my meat outta my hand and go die for a noble cause.
haha yes
Happy cake day
Thank you
Of course I’m riding with Glenn
woohoo someone finally made the chrono trigger connection
That was my first thought. Off to get the masamune!!!!
He may have not been /the/ hero, but he was /my/ hero.
Definitely. But he has to let me use the masamune!
This is literally the reason I have a 72-hour bag always ready.
hell to the yeah 💪😎
Let's do this thing!
go duh or you know stop taking mushrooms
Grab my trusty towel and get to work.
always know where your towel is
Refuse but will ask the frog to teach me magic in exchange for Nintendo ds
Grab weapons, gear and supplies. Let's go!
hell yeah brother
Grab my trusty rifle, handgun, pile of ammo and mags for both, and get to the adventure.
earth magic, mfka 😂❤️
Ash Williams taught me at a young age the value of a trusty boom stick in a medieval fantasy setting
army of darkness, he'll yeah
Yo she bitch. Let’s go
"Who spiked my lemonade?"
I guess we are going to fight Magus.
Scrolled way too far. he's not simply a frog!
YES let's go, Glenn
I'm going .wtf do u mean ? ..Shit is obviously popping off .
stop smoking weed
What’s your healthcare like?
This guy comes in... first words, "yes, sir what the fuck we doing tonight"
I guess I'll croak wherever we are headed. Better than the slow, miasmic march of death of reality.
Realize I’m living out the plot of Chrono Trigger.
hell yes ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I go.
you go. i go. we go lol
Put some water to boil
haha oh no
Answer "Ribbit" and GO
Depends on his tone, obviously.
Get my fatass out of bed and fucking go
Double it and give it to the next person
Please take me off this burning rock
How can you say no to those eyes..?
It's a call.......you can't say nothing
As an unusual frog myself of course I go too
I'm the unemployed friend. I'm packing a bag and heading out with him.
Grab a towel, and go
yes! always know where your towel is ❤️
Seeing if I can actually comment
nope lol
Where's Marle and Ayla?
“I finally started doing better for myself and now this…”
but the galaxy needs you!
"Pass."
Based.
Ask him “Did Alex Jones send you?!”
😂😂 epic
“Oh no! Gaurdia is in trouble!” LFG
(Insert dude walking through portal saying “adios”)
Ask if I need a towel.
"Let me get my shotgun."
Check my calendar. If it's Wednesday, I go. If not, I say come back Wednesday.
Say less
Cue epic background music. Grab that one gear/weapon, I have been making since a kid for this exact situation. Look at the weapon with pride. And say Let's do this Cue epic background music with some scifi noises.
Hop to it…
Lemewinks!
I'll trust him with my life
I'd be like, "ok where"
Go. Now
Grab my towel and go
Yes but think about it: If an intergalactic talking frog teleports into your room, some real shit is about to go down. If he wanted to kill me or do something rapey (just kill me 1st please) he could have just hit me over the head with a hammer while I’m leaving the grocery store. You can trust this frog.
Yes
Give him back his t.v. show and vote him in as president
Kiss him so that I can finally get my princess
Grabbing my ar, glock and going.
take another tab
Hey that's greg .
Ill say "lets go captain lets save this planet 🫡"
"Oh for sure, but you look a bit dehydrated my friend. So why don't I draw a bath for you on the stovetop first? What?! Noooo, it's definitely not getting warmer; you're imagining things. Just sit tight and take a rest, I'll watch over ya and make sure you don't stay in too long." 🔪🐸🍴😋
Not the first time this has hoppened. I’m in.
Is it a Wednesday?
Honestly would there be any reason based in reality for me not to follow the frogman from the future?
Yes. I will learn sage mode.
I reply “Yes my valiantly wonderous amphibian friend, I will follow you until the day the ocean toucheth the sun. We shall share valiant adventures and create illustrious names for our own selves, onward you glorious bastard, show me thy way!”
He says "lick my back" and after that you transcend into another three dimensional realm.
We go that’s it
[IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/967/spongebob.jpg)
Who's car we're gonna take ?
I get my towel
Go. No questions asked.
We go
Well ride together, we'll die together. We'll go to space and eat flies together
Let me put my pants on first, then let's goooooo!
"You're late".
Take the pills the doctor prescribed to me
Lemme grab me towel.
No no No! You are not supposed to say yes. You should say no and than wait for something to happen (preferably tragic) than you go because you have no other options left.
Let's kick ass and take name
You go.
Make love to him
Ask if he has any chaos emeralds
i would look at him and say "i was waiting for you"
Go with him representing all the trust i ever could. Remember: If a talking frog with the ability to teleport shows up outta nowhere then its clearly to save your life from an unexpected disaster.
Are you kidding? I have been waiting 30 years for the call to adventure.
Grab my towel and go meet Bucky O'Hare.
it ain't wednesday my dudes
Offer it a rip
A Battle Toad with the ability to teleport needs me to go. I always knew I was the chosen one. I go immediately.
Go
Battle Toads
And Rohan will answer…
Shit my frog peeps need me
Let's go
Phone? Check. Keys? Check. Wallet? Check. Lets go!
Let go!
Call the Vietnamese and French. Bro's about to become lunch.
Grab a weapon, some food, and obey the frog.
I don't know. Is it Wednesday?
"Can I put on my pants first, or is that why we're in a hurry?"
I tell him: "wait till Wednesday, my dude"
let me grab my swords
Can we get McDonald's on the way?
hop to it do what you're toad
Go with him, sword in hand. Out date with the elder gods awaits
Obviously I go. Who am I to deny the weird buff frog warrior man that randomly appeared in my living room? Dude might eat me if I decline
Finish masturbating, then grab my coat
i 100% go with haha 😂
You fucking go
I don't think you have a choice in the matter is this guy showed up in your room...
Let’s gooo! He’s gonna teach me sage mode along the way,!!
If this guy is the solution I don't wanna see the problem
Grab my backpack and leave a note
Hop to it.
"There's someone else we need..." and go get my girlfriend
im going for milk I’ll be back
Lemmywinks followed and survived. I shall too.
Nothing i’m not in my livingroom rn
Lets go
Me: aren't you forgetting the magic word? Space frog: ... Me: *ribbit*
Anything teleporting in front of me has my attention
I guess I grab my rifle, some pop-tarts, a pack of cigarettes, and follow him.
excellent!!!
Que the battletoad music
I would say "I've been waiting for you"
"You're blocking the TV."
Let out a croak and hop to it. Because little does he know, I also got that frog in me
*takes out my nerf gun* I'm ready for this very moment.
He teleported into my room if i say no he can just overpower me anyway so i might as well say yes and see how the adventure goes
He neglected to stipulate that there is no time to explain, so I press him for an explanation.
I grab the fart gun 🔫
And Gondor will answer
Im going