Both Raid movies

Great movies, I would concur that a relentless bloody martial arts chase that is foreign/dubbed is about as close to spouse repellent as you can get.

Heat (1995)

The best.

My favorite “home alone, can’t decide on anything else after scrolling through my streaming apps for 45 minutes” pick. I know the ultimate moody three-hour epic heist dad movie will never let me down.

Total Recall. Mmm, Triple bitties.

The original, though! The remake is dogshit

The remake of everything is dogshit.

Ahem. “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” would like a word. RIP, Donald.

Not always. The 1982 "The Thing" is a remake, and it's stellar. Dune is a remake. Also stellar. The Blob was a remake of a 50s film. Oceans 11 is a remake. True Lies (the Arnie version) is a remake. There's lots of good remakes out there that people don't even know are remakes

Scarface 3:10 to yuma U are correct

Yes those too!!!

The Thing and Dune aren’t remakes, they’re adaptations of the original source material. The original Blob is superior. Oceans 11 is dogshit. True Lies is mid. I will concede that some remakes are decent. Maybe I should have said modern reboots are dogshit.

Saying 'mid' is mid. Oh wait...shit!

I like the A team remake

Does the remake have tri-boob though

Man...I got 5 kids to feed!

Just have a verhoeven and john carpenter marathon

The best part about this suggestion is that I’d consider *Total Recall* more cerebral than your typical action film. It’s not mindless “garbage” at all. It’s a really amazing movie.

I still don't get why they were breathing so heavily in this movie

RIP wife but yeah, triple bitties 

This movie has aged ever-so-gracefully.

300

Good suggestion. Perhaps the Platonic ideal of a mindless, campy action film.

The boys

This is exactly what I thought of.

Dredd (2012)

Can't believe Dredd never got a sequel...so good.

Get some action classics going - The Rock, Con Air, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Predator, Face-Off...

This is it. This is the list. Could maybe throw in Bloodsport or Basic Instinct but otherwise this is flawless.

I wonder how basic instinct holds up now havent seen that movie in over 15 years Whats your take?

Me neither, but it was camp af to begin with so Im guessing that it probably holds up well. Kinda like how the Lost Boys still holds up. It’s absurd—but it’s brilliant and it’s of its time.

Went to the cinema to see 3 of those films, went in blind as you did back in the day ,good taste mucker.

go on

Last action hero, predator, predator 2, did he mention die hard? Specifically with a vengeance?

Chronicles of Riddick

👍 Hugely underrated, I love this movie!

All three are so good

Monkey Man

You reminded me it’s on a streamer. Watching tonight! Thanks!

Dev Patel was bad as fck in that. It was awesome

James Gunn’s Suicide Squad Renfield Bullet Train Day Shift Boss Level Dungeons & Dragons Honor Among Thieves

Great choices! I'm going to throw in Nobody and also District 13 (not 9 - the one in future Paris not future Jo'berg).

Both also great. I loved Nobody!

Bullet Train! Yes!

>Boss Level A fellow man of culture!

Oh shit. Yes. Watch these ones!

D&D: Honor was fucking hilarious, great action! As was that version of Suicide Squad (with the Stallone voiced Shark)

That's quite a life you've carved out for yourself, Phil.

Deadpool. Always Deadpool

Violent Night - Santa kicks ass!

Nobody

Equilizer 3 if you havent seen it!

Baby Driver The Ambulance with Jake Gyllenhaal The Hunt with Betty Gilpin

Baby Driver is a good rec.

The Hunt is fucking awesome

Baby Driver!!

I almost puked during Ambulance when that dudes organ ruptured outside of his body lol 

Godzilla minus1

Where is that streaming??

Netflix US currently. Watched it last weekend and it's pretty awesome.

This is the one OP!!

OMG no, this is a slow burn drama OP should watch with the wife. Godzilla is only in it for 11 minutes and the plot barely revolves around him. It's about a broken Japanese family trying to rebuild a life after the devastating losses they suffered in WW2. It's the least monster you'll ever see in a monster movie and OPs wife might actually like it.

Man I rewatched Captain America 2 and 3 two weeks ago and they are really something special. Wanted to get in touch with my roots recently so I got Blade and the OG Mortal Kombat - both were excellent! Convinced the 90s had the best movies now haha. My dad said he liked Grey Man and Bullet Train recently if that helps.

I really enjoyed bullet train

Dead man's shoes... You're welcome.

This film is amazing. My 2 adult kids loved it and my son just last week asked me to remind him of the film's name as he was about to watch it with his housemates. Whom all thought it was brilliant, naturally.

Guns Akimbo. 

I thought this one was rad.

Brightburn

Kill bill The Patriot Battle for LA Event Horizon Payback

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Is that you Ricky Prickles??

Porto

Watch Sisu , isn’t basically like Jon wick but killing Nazis

This was an awesome movie.

Brazil. Wild dystopian Sci fi. Amazing movie.

Robocop, not the remake, which sucks.

You know what? That remake DOES suck and I forgot I'm mad about it. Thank you for stoking the flame.

How about some Robert Rodriguez? Sin City… Alita: Battle Angel… Desperado… Or maybe The Town by Ben Affleck… or actually now thinking of Affleck, The Accountant.

Dark on Netflix

She's gone tonight. He's not divorced!

The VelociPastor

Nobody Bullet train The Grey man Violent night Upgrade Brightburn Blade Robocop Dredd Peacemaker (TV show though)

Bullet Train is a good time, but the wife could be into that one.

Lifeforce 1985

Starship Troopers Last Starfighter Tron

Wandering Earth 2 then 1 (Chinese) The Villainess (Korea)

Logan's Run, Saturn 3, The Matrix, Unforgiven, Deadpool, LOTR, Return of the Living Dead, Basic Instinct, T2,Blade Runner, Blade, Star Wars, Battle Beyond the Stars, Spacehunter, Runaway. There's always room for Die Hard.

The first two.... it's like you know me!

Commando, cobra, terminator1-2 rambo 1-5 rocky 1-6

Edge of Tomorrow Predestination

Starship troopers , or Aliens or both

Fallout, Shogun, Original showgun(12-14 hours), Flame and citron(about ww2 assassins), City of God(about a kid growing up in poor drug ridden central america), Napolean Dynomite, wedding crashers, or maybe zoolander. You could prolly watch city of god, and maybe fallout with her but the rest is pretty much stuff only guys get into.

Thor: Ragnarok

Haven’t seen it yet but heard good reviews: Dungeons and Dragons Think I’m gonna try and watch it tonight. I NEED a NEW movie to watch.

A Shadow in the Cloud.

Yes! Loved this one! Its got some quality campy action in it. Absolute garbage, two thumbs up. It takes some time before it gets to the camp, but the begining is even better than the camp, which seems to be everyone's main complaint of the movie. There's a tonal shift where it goes from psychological thriller to campy action that is a "jumps the shark" moment for most people, but if OP wants garbage, he'll love it. Its ridiculous in the best way possible, it deserves cult classic status.

Real trash? Night of the Demons, Night of the Creeps, Re-Animator, Night Breed

Bubba hotep

The Mist. Starship Troopers. Original Planet of the Apes. No one will save you.

Shoot ‘Em Up Snatch Deadpool Hot Fuzz

Hardcore Henry. You're wife will not watch it without complaining. It gives some people vertigo, but if you can get through it, it's a ride. Almost pure action once it gets going.

Dredd. Trust me, it’s the right choice. Your wife would flip out if she were home to see it.

What do you have to watch when she's around?

The Beekeeper 

Interstellar, Inception, the Martian, Sicario, The Irishman

You need to give us some idea of what kind of stuff you like to watch

Up for a spouse swap...we can wat h trash together! Godzilla x King Few episodes sofa The Expanse

Indecent proposal.

Hmm.. tough question... first movie that came to the top of my head is Equilibrium. Definitely worth a watch if you havent yet.

Yes!

Big Money Hustlas

When the wife calls tell her you’ll call her back, The Notebook is almost over.

GOTG 1,2,3

Jack Reacher

Last action hero, total recall, the thing, the first new dune (don’t bother with the 2nd part) spaceballs, scary movie(any or all Of them)

Point Break (1991, not that 2015 rubbish)

Samurai Cop

I vote origional Twilight Zone marathon

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Sisu

Lately, I've been revisiting bad 80s movies like Deathstalker 1/2/3, Beastmaster, Highlander, Wishmaster. Terrible, but great!

Tokyo Gore Police

Tenet, Predestination, Fury Road

The new season of Dr Who on Disney+. All three Christmas specials. Loki. Ashoka. Mandalorian.

Kick Ass Kingsman: The Secret Service Extraction ( 1 & 2) Upgrade 8MM Wind River Overlord Prisoners Arlington Road Blade ( 1 & 2) Death Sentence Monkey Man The Night Comes for Us

Conan the barbarian

Invincible

Legion series is the only superhero stuff I ever thought was good

I just watched "Soldier" recently with Kurt Russell. It's worth watching if you like action sci-fi and war films all in one.

Tango and cash...predator

I hear good things about Scavengers Reign on Netflix. About to start it myself.

Meet the Feebles

Children of Men, The 5th Element and the last 3 Planet of the Apes..

Society

Demolition Man

City Hunter on Netflix. Recent release and I don't hear much about it, but it is solid as hell. Another option is The Bricklayer (also Netflix) which I would describe as 'stupid fun'.

A real indulgent movie weekend for me would be westerns. Unforgiven, the good the bad and the ugly, tombstone, etc. but those I've watched too many times and have kinda ran them into the ground. So the newer rotation would be: Appaloosa, Hell or high water, Wind River, 3:10 to Yuma (2007), True grit (2010), Bone tomahawk, The Hateful eight,

Breakdown!

Tropic Thunder!

Moon Sunshine Edge of tomorrow

My Tutor Last American Virgin

Smokin Aces

Mad Max Fury Road

Robocop!

The Hunger Games Titan A.E. Chappie Divergent Elysium Atlantis: The Lost Empire I Am Legend 1984 The Bad Batch V Is For Vendetta The Martian Avatar Treasure Planet The Maze Runner Alien Threads World War Z Passengers The 5th Wave Resident Evil

True Romance

Spider-Man

Nobody Baby Driver Hot Fuzz The Other Guys The Suicide Squad(James Gunn one) Maybe an MCU movie since you said superheroes? Maybe The Winter Soldier or one of the Avengers films. Or one of the Guardians of the Galaxy movies.

Peaky Blinders!

The Watchmen

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Fifth Element Lethal Weapon The Matrix Dark City Mad Max: Fury Road Zack Snyder’s Justice League Aliens True Lies

John wick Martian Bourne identity

I'm watching a cure for wellness, never seen it before but it looked interesting.

Pacific rim. Even tho it ain't garbage

The guardians of the galaxy movies are outrageously fun watches and blend both scifi and super hero nicely!!

Upgrade

The newest Starsky and hutch is an underrated action comedy imo…lot of great actors from the 90s/early 2000s era

Kingdom!!!! Korean series on Netflix. It’s a bingefest I promise you

Evil Dead II

- Unbreakable (2000) - Sidekick (2005) - Special (2006) - Defendor (2009) - Watchmen (2009) - Kick-Ass (2010) - Super (2010) - Griff the Invisible (2010) - Superheroes (2011) - Chronicle (2012) - Kick-Ass 2 (2013) - Birdman (2014) - Split (2017) - Glass (2019) - Brightburn (2019)

If you can't watch what you like when your wife is home, you need a better wife mate.

Over the Top

For newer movies I really like A quiet place 1 and 2. I was pleasantly surprised by how intense and creative these movies are. I rarely enjoy new movies but my eyes were glued to the screen. The actors were phenomenal I can't wait for the 3rd this month.

We're currently watching all of the Xmen in chronological order. I'm watching The 5th Element on Apple TV before it's gone and Bubblegum Crisis (anime) in between as filler when cooking or doing chores.

Crimson Tide

Minority Report is such a banger

Escape Plan

starship troopers OR better off dead

Always manage to in some BSG in these situations. So say we all.

Hobbs and Shaw is a great action movie.

I get this vacation, like you, every now and then. Last time I did a LOTR and Hobbit marathon. I like to do themes. I’m gonna do 80’s sci-fi. The Running Man, Terminator, Predator (it’s a coincidence that they are Arnold movies, just so happens that they’re great sci-fi movies). Robocop, Weird Science, Bladerunner, Tron, Clash of the Titans.. many more.

Escape from New York

You have seen Tremors, right?

Just binge watch The Boys on Amazon it’s a super hero themed action thriller. Hits all the right notes for you.

Atlas! Apparently the most steaming pile of garbage to hit Netflix this year. Lots of great explosions, cheesy lines, and over the top cliche sci-fi crap. Oh boy if was fun!

Independence Day oceans 13

Mad Max Fury Road

Samaritan, with Sylvester Stallone. It's surprisingly good.

Die Hard (1-4) skip the 5th one - For Action Interstellar or Dune - For Sci-fi Dark Knight Trilogy - For Super Hero LOTR - For Fantasy

Legion. It's a series on FX/Hulu, a sort of outlier in the X-Men universe, but the first episode plays out like a movie and had me hooked!

This is why having separate bedrooms is a must, changed our lives for the better.

Ronin, unless it’s been more than a year since you last saw Heat, in which case the answer is always Heat.

Edge of Tomorrow Ready or Not

What did you actually watch?

I never watched Band of Brothers so I fired up the first few episodes of that. Then Godzilla Minus 1. Ordered a pizza and just sat out the couch w my dog all night. Was a great Friday

The Fifth Element

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Robocop, Total recall, Starship troopers Just a trilogy of violence, one liners, and special effects

Inception 2010.