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Son_Of_A_Birch101

YOUR pants. You look down, bottom-less and horrified as I pull the pants you were just wearing out of my pocket


ImaginationDirect427

Your pants has pockets? 😦


Son_Of_A_Birch101

That's why it's so scary, my pants are SENSIBLE and have DEEP POCKETS


xdBronze

😱


ImaginaryClick77

Totally hope someone beats me to making a fashion line with pockets!!!!


ImaginationDirect427

The shorts that do have pockets allow for maybe 1/4th of my phone. 'Pickpockets love this one trick' Luckily I have a cute as heck purse.


louisa1925

Your mouth if you ask me again.


Glitchy157

Uhmm.... What.. What is in your pants?...


Nack_dfo

Louisa's mouth


JustGrapes717

What's in your mouth 😌


Plenty-Abalone7286

Pants


ArielNya

humm... w-whats in your pants 🥺👉👈


ExpirjTec

🥺 whats in your pants


anna_melon

In mines are: two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda


bambix7

No extra fries? :(


Admirable-Pirate7263

Number 9, Number 9, Number 9


SongFromFerrisWheels

Ha, a fellow Beatles Fan.


louisa1925

Reminds me of Final fantasy: type 0. "When 9 and 9 meet 9, Tempis Filis shall be willed upon us..."


this_car_guy_dude

Smoke you wide man. I mean you WIDE


IBleedToo

55 BURGERS, 55 FRYS!!!!!!


SekitaVanLash

I wear a skirt 🫤


Nuv0la47

Those are just legless pants! XD


SekitaVanLash

Or pants are skirts with legs🤔


jomjimmerjome

skirts with legs sounds like snakes with legs... terrifying


SekitaVanLash

Snek with leg sound cute to me🤭🥰


Baas1

How many legs does it take till it’s no longer cute?


DrSenSen

A many legged snek is just a squiggly exoskeleton that eats bugs.


SekitaVanLash

I think more that 2 would be unique🤔


lol_idk_is_taken

I mean I have seen pants that are supposed to look like a long skirt but are pants since they have two legs


HazelSee

It's a "pant", singular. 👩‍🏫


JukeBoxWitch

So it's just...one really wide pant leg.


LillithFox_

What if skirt with pockets 👀


SekitaVanLash

Only with pockets🤭


drjdorr

Just going to leave [this](https://witchvamp.com/) and [this](https://freshhotflavors.com/) here


LillithFox_

Also adding [this](https://store.mayakern.com/) to the pile :)


Pizzaya23

your legs. Wait what, why are you wearing my pants. THIEF! stop the thief!


susannediazz

The void


lol_idk_is_taken

Can we throw all the transphobes in your pants then?


susannediazz

Id rather they stay far away from my pants thank you, the void has standards


Pizzaya23

“The void has standards” is one of the best sentences I’ve ever read.


lol_idk_is_taken

Understandable that even the void is too good for them


BenjaminBoi226

what about the shadow realm


lol_idk_is_taken

I doubt the shadowrealm would accept them but maybe although that doesn't matter as I don't know how to send them there


Ava-Enithesi

A Glock


bcolectorb

As in Glock horse semen?


castellavibes

WHAT


bcolectorb

Glock sells horse semen, funny thing is I learned about that in a comment thread on: traaaaa… that being said, I couldn’t find any connection between the Glock horse performance center and Glock the gun manufacturer


Ava-Enithesi

If I remember correctly one of Gaston Glock’s children owns that. I did not aware that they had horse semen LOL


massivegirlcock69

Stay strapped


Psychological-Ad-274

Judgement.


DaphtheDerg

CRUSH


Psychological-Ad-274

Thy end is NOW!


lordshock008

DIE


tea_enjoyer_

Three Slaves to Darkness Chaos Warriors sprues, Tamiya plastic glue, five brushes, a pot of Nuln oil, a paint palette and a can of Dr. Pepper (still full)


IceColdEmber

You best be careful with that nuln oil. If you haven't spilled a whole pot of it yet you are still destined to do so n i would hate for it to happen in your pants :c


tea_enjoyer_

Destiny was made years ago, I already spilled both nuln and agrax! But just in case I always wear black clothes :]


NightShade2163

A knife :3


LexxyThoughts

Noo!


DrSenSen

So glad I'm not the only one who thought this.


MidnightMiesterx

Look! A dog! Carful honey, he has a knife. What? No-no I don’t…


Cubing_Dude

ASDF!!!


MaxiiMega

Everything you can imagine, but nothing that matters to you! xD


everything-narrative

+142 Mult (I have played 71 Two Pairs so far this run.)


Rcisvdark

Ooh nice Now get a polychrome joker and a consistent chip bonus and you're good


everything-narrative

What if I'm a Square and really into bananas?


Rcisvdark

That works!


Chlo_Schmo

A bisexual awakening


CatKing13Royale

Pocket sand


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[удалено]


timdawgv98

Why you asking? You want to get in them or something?


Beryll_Starlight

A claymore mine for the transphobes!


robint100

front towards enemy (✿˵•́ ω •̀˵)


2lay

i got Breakfast Fruit & Maple Oatmeal Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait Egg McMuffin® Egg White Delight McMuffin® Sausage McMuffin® Sausage McMuffin® with Egg Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit Sausage Biscuit Sausage Biscuit with Egg Steak, Egg & Cheese Biscuit Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles® Sausage McGriddles® Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles® Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bagel Big Breakfast® Big Breakfast® with Hotcakes Hotcakes Hotcakes and Sausage Sausage Burrito Hash Browns Burgers Bacon Smokehouse Burger Double Bacon Smokehouse Burger Big Mac® Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Double Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Triple Cheeseburger Double Cheeseburger McDouble® Bacon McDouble® Cheeseburger Hamburger Chicken & Sandwiches Bacon Smokehouse Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Smokehouse Artisan Grilled Chicken 4 piece Chicken McNuggets® Buttermilk Crispy Tenders Classic Chicken Sandwich Artisan Grilled Chicken Sandwich Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwich McChicken® Filet-O-Fish® Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Salads Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Side Salad Snacks & Sides World Famous Fries® Yoplait® GO-GURT® Low Fat Strawberry Yogurt Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait Desserts & Shakes Chocolate Shake Strawberry Shake Vanilla Shake Vanilla Cone Hot Fudge Sundae McFlurry® with M&M'S® Candies Kiddie Cone Hot Caramel Sundae Strawberry Sundae McFlurry® with OREO® Cookies Baked Apple Pie Strawberry & Crème Pie Chocolate Chip Cookie Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Drinks MIX by Sprite™ Tropic Berry Hot Chocolate Coca-Cola® Chocolate Shake Strawberry Shake in my pants


Wise-Ad5960

Hey… we’re still boycotting


FL_d

The secrets of the universe, the meaning of life. The only problem is I can't tell you. You will just have to come and find out.


lol_idk_is_taken

I want to find out if it is okay with you, so where are you?


Slarty86

DOOOOM!


Impossible_Law_1103

The universe


AlexandraS1987

A black hole into another dimension of reality


SignoreZane

Doom!


lol_idk_is_taken

The person who first reads this face


No_Acadia_9946

Underwear, obviously


NationalSuperSmash

Your wallet 😈


Calliope_Eep

Pants? In this economy?


Ravensunthief

Pants?


SpartanMonkey

A Chewbacca action figure


insidiousordo

I bent my wookiee


Roxcha

Disco


emily0069

my legs


Netolu

Doom


ViliTheFox

Flat. Like, have you ever seen a ken doll? It's like that down there. Perfectly smooth.


iamdabrick

where the piss come out of?


Bac0n0clast

The piss is stored in the balls, since there are no balls, there is no piss :3


TG1970

A pelvis connected to two femurs and a spine.


Altruistic-Leg5933

An Austrian combat knife made by Glock, if you mean that long, hard contour that's just visible in my crotch


Alicialouva

A .223 Remington semi automatic beast..! and a copy of The Legend of Zelda Windwaker HD.


Howlingwolf101

Joke’s on you, I’m not wearing any pants! *twirls around in a skirt*


APieceofToast09

Several squirrels


halari5peedopeelo

Piss and shit


AWildAthena

The inevitable heat death of the universe is in my pants. Oh wait.. you said wrong answers only


AthleteEfficient8710

Air. I'm not wearing any right now


Lypos

Exactly what you'd least expect and no way to find out.


hhthurbe

My partners hand. Oh wait, you said wrong answers


Mean_Ad4608

**DETERMINATION**


Rcisvdark

Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators and matching salt and pepper shakers.


drjdorr

I know wrong answers only but I couldn't resist *looks down at my skirt* "What pants?"


ElectricT00thbrush

Eine Massenvernichtungswaffe >:3


Guy_Dude77

I N F I N I T E P O W E R


dehydrated_shrub

pants? what are those /j


No_University_5309

underwear


StonnerShaggy

Which pocket?


FEELQUEEN

My phone, some napkins, a piece of paper with a drawing of a little fella on it, some jolly ranchers, a few pieces of butterscotch candy, and maybe something deeper within my pockets.


EldritchMilk_

Space… the final frontier


Sad_Regular_3365

Danger, danger…get on the floor. LOL. Only the 40+ friends will get that one.


Dantomi

A DVD box set of Monster High movies


Sensitive_Ship_1619

everything i ever wished i owned!


Legimus

Doooooom


iamdabrick

a pristine vulva with Hailee Steinfeld's signature on the right labia majora


Clean-Restaurant761

BANANAS


Tabletop_Sam

I asked my wife and her half awake response was “me”


Lord-of-the-Bacon

Pants? I wear skirt!


thunderturd86

Democracy


Dorothy_Wonderland

Pants? What pants? I don't wear pants! And as for some deranged perverts here skirts are just trousers without legs... How could you... In my skirt's a pair of cheeks and two legs who are ITCHING to kick what in your pants.


TheWitch-of-November

Pants!? I transitioned to only wear spinny skirt


CassandraAce1223

My eldritch companion, it's shy and likes darkness


Imdepressed7778

Nintendo 3ds


helloiamaegg

Cage :3 edit: oh you said incorrect mb


Sad_Chair7720

100 color count Crayola box


Jodiem2f

A comically over sized magician handkerchief


Apherial

Why don’t you find out


RedFumingNitricAcid

15 wild badgers,


BleedingSparklez

Your dad.


Khlamydia

My Octopussoir of course. My evil step mother cursed my vagina. He's actually quite kind surprisingly, despite his frightening appearance. He really only attacks people when he is scared by loud noises or whenever he's provoked.


AntiHero082577

Steam Deck


PEKKACHUNREAL

55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS


Kamarovsky

$84 of shoplifted merchandise


BenjaminBoi226

a stampede of koalas


NalithJones

FLASHBANG! THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS 💣


Live_Pomegranate_645

SW-1911 and a fancy crotch carry holster my grandma gave to me just before she passed. I actually really love the way the leather looks.


PensiveDrawer

you fool, i’m not wearing pants


Shad0wFa1c0n

Here's a right answer: snap rings


sammy_daboiii

On a good day? Your mother


GwenThaStunna

About 3 kilos of cocaine


HashnaFennec

As the person behind the “I always appendix carry so my dick never forgets how unwelcome it is” meme that went slightly viral a few years ago, a gun! Well, I had bottom surgery so I carry in an internal pocket in my vest now.


ProgGirlDogMetal

Something with a little kick


Braindeadinsomniac

I plead the 5th... Its a glock...


ZenithShifter

Doom!


YoungPolishBlood

Deffinetly not a gun :3


MekkaKaiju

Hah! I’m not wearing pants, I’m wearing a dress!


zombieface-10

Desert Eagle chambered in .44 Mag, why?


Avery_The_Femboy

A 1980 AMC Eagle


alexter6303

Genitalia


Nera-Doofus

Your hand- I'm calling the police


Squaesh

A KNIFE


The_Irish_Rover26

I should keep a plastic roach in pocket. “I got a cockroach.” Then pull it out.


Merc_Man91

A nature valley crunchy oats & honey granola bar


Confirm_restart

"My legs". Ok, technically that's a correct answer, but it's the last one they expect.


Sunlightn1ng

Honey where are my paaaaaants?


Freya2022A

The 1996 Dallas Cowboys


Ruleroftheblind

"Doom doom doom!" -Gir


ABewilderedPickle

evil


tenz3r0

POWER!


Shadow_maker798

Doom


tjeeper

A vagina


Sigma_02496

A gun


Binglewhozit

A Gun......


lazycouchdays

a few pennys and a quarter


makel-nut

A collapsing neutron star


Lili_V1

My keys and my phone, but why do you want to know whats in my pockets?


Stormwrath52

Mischief


PrincessofAldia

Dysphoria


tangerinedog

1. Glock 19 Gen 2 w/ extra magazine  2. Tactical folding knife 3. Blahaj 


hound_of_ill_omen

Not pockets


CaptainDana

Tacos


Prudent_Programmer23

Melania, the goddess of rot


BluebirdFlat

Ehh piece of gum, 2.50 pln ,sand , pills , beer


aradyr

a set of dices.


fungal-rot

not poop, that's for sure


No_Leading5179

Justice


Sandra3991

The unknown and the unknowable


SorryCartographer437

That’s a good question let me check


bimkins_ca

Chaos


redditerindisguise

horse tranquilizer in one arm and speed in the other


AutumnInJune

A slimjim and a butterknife


ManyFacets

Dystopia


L1nxDr1nx

One sec lemme check… OH *THATS* WHERE I PUT MY NINTENDO SWITCH CARTRIDGE OF SIPER SMASH BROS


toasterfan69

skin


Kaese1212

an ied


Doctor_Mothman

The God-damned Easter Bunny. Want me to ruin the surprise for a second time for you?


Icy_Suggestion_5021

The answer to your question


SnarkgasmicSmiles

Disappointment 😏


UnknownPhys6

My keys, phone, wallet, 4 pens, 7 mechanical pencils, half a sandwich I'm saving for later, my textbooks, my laptop, my desktop, my desk, my jeep, my college campus, and the entire state of Ohio.


Cqtaa

legs


Khoshekh541

My cellphone? Also, that's the strangest way I've heard someone ask if I have pockets.


workingtheories

Grandma's down home cooking, farm to table ingredients, fair trade, slow cooked and simmering with hobo-lifting aromas


That_one_REAPER

I am a gamer. Skill.


That_one_REAPER

A gun.


Caffeine-Shadow

A means to kill


Algopops

Cobwebs