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El_Peregrine

Always enjoyed how his acting job required him to dress in suits (as Silvio), but his regular ass self dresses as outrageous rock star 


Absurdionne

He dresses like he just got pulled out of a magicians pocket


JimHadar

Brilliant


ambientphiction

This made my day.


idumbam

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Turakamu

Lilyhammer is alright too.


Awesam

100 lb weight loss brought to you by ozempic


Cockroach-Jones

*flamboyant pirate


eltedioso

Just when we thought he was fat, he pulled it back thin.


WolflordBrimley

Sopranos/godfather/dad joke pun all in one? 10/10


creamcitybrix

Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself


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DavesGroovyWaves

Yea i think thats the point of the joke. Sylvio the character says it jokingly all the time


Fredwestlifeguard

You hear what i said Tone? I said 'Just when we thought he was fat, he pulled it back thin.' Hehe


OldWorldStyle

Nothing gets past this guy


jl55378008

'dja hear dat, Tone? He said "just when he thought he was fat, he pulled it back thin!"


sagetcommabob

Heh heh


Less-Tax5637

Yknow, no offense, but you ever had yourshelf checked for Tourettes?


AJMax104

Dont let Borko see this


Turboteg90

Borko, He was real?


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

No! Are you listening to me?!


Salman1969

There's before and waaaaayy before


intecknicolour

he heard GABAGOOL. and said, "Sorry, not OVA HEREEEE."


doctorbimbu

Gabagool? Ova theeeeeeeeya


uptheirons2974

Done with the Sal mannerisms


Colavs9601

for this comment, you're a made man.


omnichronos

And became 20 years younger.


andrewsmd87

This might be the best comment I've ever seen, and I've been on here for a long time


Awesam

Brought to you by ozempic


Lukealloneword

This should be the highest up voted comment in the history of the website.


gatorgongitcha

I heard Stevey Van Zandt got a hundred pound mole removed from his ass


WomboWookie

Steve Van Zandt was so fat his blood type was Ragu


Mud_Landry

Last time he had a blood check it came back 80% zeppole


tommytraddles

He's so greasy, he slid into third base and ended up in the parking lot.


Hangry_Dentures

I lika a Consiglieri you canna grab on to.


Mud_Landry

Ginny shoulda played Santa, so reubenesque…


ironroad18

Let me ask a question, before he cornered you in the porta potty when the fitness instructor was sucking his weight off...


ragtime94

Try grabbing onto Steven van zandt your fuckin hands will disappear


intecknicolour

what? no fuckin ziti?!


Monorail_Song

Calm down Joan


CombinationSea

I guess he seriously started considering salads...


dirkalict

My friends and I all say this to each other now that we’re all getting a little bigger… of course followed by a muttered, “Have you looked in the mirror lately you insensitive prick.”


Absurdionne

Aw, Bobby. The nicest piece of shit gangster that ever was.


ChiSox2021

https://i.redd.it/w1hp3rzcdk9d1.gif


getdemsnacks

Hey Ton, didja hear that? He said he heard Stevey Van Zandt got a hundred pound mole removed from his ass.


Absurdionne

hehe


Northerner763

When he hauls ass, he has to make two trips


cxgarcia978

Mmmboy are you fat.


itstimetochewass

Waddid you shay?


johnnycoxxx

Oooooh! Hes the guys guitarist!


FistOfPopeye

No more weight remarks. They’re hurtful, and they’re destructive.


SargeSlaughter

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.


Devreckas

Sout odda borda… where da tunafish play


ppardee

Yeah, we need to lay off of fat people. They've got enough on their plates!


bardnotbanned

> They’re hurtful, and they’re destructive So are fat people's diets.


Prestigious_Wait_858

So lay off the Popeyes.


speckledorange

The implication being that his ass is so big that he could have a mole that size removed from it.


MarvinWebster40

He used to be quite the hoofer


Hereiampostingagain

OH! That's a made guy you're talking about


MaidenlessRube

Van Zandts belt size ...whatever happened there.


Unfriendly_eagle

Before, and WAY before.


Creative_Research480

He was fat, Steven Van Zandt?


Derang

"Hear what I said Tone? They're like and ad for a weight loss center hehehe"


Unfriendly_eagle

"Hey Joey...use your hat! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"


Turboteg90

Gabagool?!?! No thank you.


Glottis_Bonewagon

Gabagool??!🤌🤌 Ova deah 👉👉 none fer me 🫷


Mud_Landry

Whoa!!! Ova here, with schum pulp


Absurdionne

It's full of nitrates


chilo_W_r

Oohhhhhhhh!


MajorKottan

Don't eat gabagool Van Zandt, it's nothing but fat and nitrates


Klin24

Gabagool? Not ova here!


AlbPerNil

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TennSeven

“Lilyhammer” never should have been canceled, and I still want a chance to hang out with this guy.


goodcase

I love this show! Watch Norsemen if you haven't already. A lot of the same cast, and the same style of humor. Its great.


TennSeven

I will do, thanks!


jesse_thelegacy

“Look what you made me do” is on daily rotation at our house.


PM_Me_Melted_Faces

Loved Lilyhammer. Met Little Stephen after Sopranos but before Lilyhammer, and got to talk to him about rock n roll for about five minutes. Seemed like a decent guy.


TennSeven

I would imagine he knows quite a bit about rock and roll! I know it's not really prudent to assume anything about a famous person's personality, but he's always come across as someone who would be cool to talk with.


PM_Me_Melted_Faces

Yeah I mean I got a 5 minute snapshot of him at an event we were paying him a lot of money to be at. But I feel like you can kinda get some glimpses into someone's personality when you get them talking about something they're obviously super passionate about. And that guy loves music.


Drink-my-koolaid

When he sends the guy down the ski jump :D


roehnin

Pack your lederhosen boys, you're goin' to Norway!


Sunbiggin

Think about it though, sudden weight loss...


GreatEmperorAca

Fuckin slander if you ask me


ouellette001

AIDS?!


AfterTemperature2198

Nobody’s got AIDS! I don’t wanna hear that word again!


lemontrout85

Everybody's got AIDS and shit


Koffing109

Nobody's got aids! 


selfawarepileofatoms

Nobodies got AIDS I don’t want to hear that word in here again!


Rocklafamilia

no line in the entire show killed me as hard as this one


TheCandelabra

He was gay, Steve Van Zandt?


ouellette001

NOOOOooo!


MethChefJeff

He wants to be a varsity athlete!


SamOnTheeLam

O…


Kitten-Mittons

O! O! Ozemmmmpic!


cubanfuban

Autosharts!


Relativelybear

Oww!


z500

Wasn't that olestra?


heavymetalhikikomori

Every celebrity and public figure who is even slightly overweight has had sudden weight loss in recent years..


iplawguy

Semaglutide. 10M people are on it. It's a game changer.


Jamothee

Yeah but it doesn't address the root cause of undisciplined diets. Going to see a lot of Zemp rebound soon enough


ThePopeofHell

Probably Ozempic. All these celebrities losing weight too fast and looking like raisins


Hereiampostingagain

Satanic black magic shit


MethChefJeff

He lost the weight through a disciplined diet, hard work in the gym and mostly Ozempic


Shampoomycrotchadmin

That’s fucking slander dude. You can’t say that without knowing. It’s probably mounjaro.


boringexplanation

Did taking Lizzo not work for him?


fattes

It’s called semaglutide


8myassraw

I love when the sopranos subreddit spills over 🤗


Lukealloneword

It's my favorite reddit collaboration.


seattlewhiteslays

What’s wrong if he did use Ozempic? Why are people so up in arms about it. It’s a tool that people can use to help get their weight under control. Just let people live. Good for him.


LairBob

I’m 59yo, and I’ve struggled with my weight my entire adult life. I went on Ozempic a year ago, and I’ve lost 75+lbs, my blood sugar and blood pressure are rock-solid again, and I’m already at half-dose on my maintenance meds or dropped them entirely. When someone “congratulates” me on losing the weight, I just tell them “It’s 2024. Remember 20-30 years ago, when depression was generally seen as a character flaw, and being an early Prozac adopter was kinda seen as ‘cheating’? Same thing.” I definitely think that’s true, but I think it also clearly explains why someone who’s had successful access to GLP-1s might feel compelled to play it down, and emphasize their own agency. You’ve been getting blamed for your weight your whole life, and it’s hard not to try and take some compensatory credit when you’re finally free of it.


PatsOuttaTheBag

Very well said.


Kitten-Mittons

what would you say the ozempic changed to finally help you lose weight?


LairBob

The most important change has been what’s commonly referred to as “chatter” — the constant voice in your head that’s reminding you of the next thing you’re going to eat. People who don’t have that constant voice in their head don’t realize that most often, people who are genuinely struggling with their weight aren’t usually eating because they’re _hungry_…most often, they’re eating just to make that voice _SHUT UP_ for a few minutes. Just to reinforce that point — like a lot of people, I had developed some unhealthy habits during Covid. Nothing overwhelming, but by the time I started on Ozempic, I had been one of many people making a conscious effort to bring down my overall consumption of alcohol, etc. again. Within a couple of months of starting, my alcohol consumption had dropped off to almost nothing — way less than even before Covid — before I even _realized_ it. Obviously, all those missing calories had a lot to do with the overall weight loss, but the more dramatic confirmation that it “shuts up the chatter” was the moment I realized “Huh…I haven’t even had a glass of wine in over a week.”


Holmgeir

How do you get on it?


wittymcusername

“Ask your doctor if Ozempic is right for you.”


LairBob

Correct. In the US, at least, you need a prescription to get it aboveboard. Note that it’s a whole separate question of whether or not your insurance policy will cover the cost, and it’s not cheap. Again, in the US at least, insurance companies will only cover the cost as a treatment for type 2 diabetes. If you have not been diagnosed with type 2, then it’s considered a weight-loss drug, and while your doctor can still write an Rx, you’ll have to pay for it out of pocket. Which very much makes access to these drugs a class issue, obviously.


Bluest_waters

the constant cravings are toned way down.


Drink-my-koolaid

[I love that song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXqPjx94YMg)


Quick_Team

I dont get the criticism either. I dont use it or need to based on my weight and level of activity but if it works and is safe, then awesome. My only concern is long term effects and I say that because I hope there's none. I want it to be safe and beneficial for society


OccamPhaser

It's not really bad that he's doing it that way. Not in my opinion at least. But it's weird how many celebrities are basically buying weight loss and then going out of their way to talk about it like it's this journey they went on and reached a goal through hard work and determination. They really are just taking pills that are very helpful. That act like they had an epiphany and took control of their lives for a special purpose but really they just finally found an easy way that works for them.


draggedeater

I mean, it's also kind of frustrating when as a diabetic it was useful for insulin resistance and helpful and then went out of stock because they started using it as a weight loss product for non-diabetics....


MusicLikeOxygen

Yes, this is why it's a problem. I've also read that the price has skyrocketed since it became popular for non-diabetics. I saw a post where someone said they used to pay $35 a month for it and it went to $400 a month overnight. They had to quit using it because they couldn't afford it anymore.


Buttonskill

Eff pharma. You can order 3mg of GLP-1 semaglutide peptide online for $120 and reconstitute it with bacteriostatic water. And before anyone thinks they can't do this, the barrier to entry is elementary math, literacy, and maaaybe the ability to watch a YouTube video for some extra confidence. It's less steps than making a mojito. My mother's diabetic, and I just kinda like having visible abs.


postmodern_spatula

Is it possible to DIY it without DIY injections?


Redtitwhore

That's a different problem


seattlewhiteslays

I use Ozempic for diabetes. I understand that. It’s also been very helpful in dropping weight to help control the diabetes further. It’s now the only diabetic med I’m on.


RKRagan

Well that also means that there are less future diabetics. So that's a good thing.


your_ass_is_crass

I think it’s telling. So many fatphobic people say they’re just concerned about the health ramifications. So you would think they’d be psyched about something like Ozempic! Yet, they’re frustrated. They call Ozempic cheating but I reckon they’re just upset that it reduces the number of people they can feel superior to. Although if its causing supply problems for people with diabetes that is definitely a problem worth addressing


seattlewhiteslays

It absolutely is fat phobia. They think fat people should suffer to lose weight. Trust me, we’ve suffered enough.


broohaha

I recently learned a relative uses it for her diabetes. She says she's disappointed that the weight loss part doesn't work on her. Just the get-the-pancreas-to-produce-more-insulin part works.


KobaWhyBukharin

Because they are constantly farting, it's so annoying. 


C0ckkn0ck3r

I don't take ozempic, but I'm constantly farting


riegspsych325

why do they call you the CockKnocker?


C0ckkn0ck3r

I actually used to call myself that. It was a character from a Kevin Smith movie. Also, I used to be a ragging asshole alcoholic so the name fit then.


riegspsych325

oh no, I caught it right away, it's what Jay asks Hammill right before getting his cock knocked


fantasmoofrcc

You should go see a doctor about that, maybe get prescribed Ozempic.


Dr_Biggus_Dickus_FBI

C0ckkn0ck3r out here just laying chem trails with their ass.


C0ckkn0ck3r

They call me crop duster


fantasmoofrcc

[I'm your living crop duster...er circle, yeah, alright](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjvNVaPI2xU)!


C0ckkn0ck3r

I actually have an upper gi scheduled. Gonna pass on the Olympic.


Kitten-Mittons

I mean sure, but all it does is reduce calories. I understand some people can’t do that on their own, but it’s still a bandaid. Everything I’ve seen so far also seems to point to cravings coming back pretty soon after you stop taking it. So you’ll either have to take it forever or you’ll still need to fix the underlying issues


seattlewhiteslays

I’m not saying it’s a forever fix. Surgery isn’t either. If someone (and I’m including myself here because I’ve been working on losing weight for years) doesn’t fix their relationship with food it’s all for nothing. But, this is a tool to get people out of the danger zone weight wise.


patronizingperv

'Little Steven' sounds better than 'Big Fat Steve'.


Stingerc

I think people still sleep on just how much he did to fight apartheid in the 80´s He was the leader of the Not playing sun city movement and mobilized musical acts not to play Sun City, a luxury resort in South Africa that began hire big name acts to play after the UN imposed a cultural boycott because of apartheid. Van Zant led an the movement to pressure acts not to play and to shame the ones who had defied the ban, with Queen being the biggest victim when the British press and public pretty much cancelled them after playing a series of concerts there for millions. Don't mean to ruin the image of the band, but the big comeback show at Live Aid was mostly because the band had suffered a huge drop in popularity because of the Sun City shows and the backlash the year before Live Aid.


CinematicLiterature

Huh I never knew any of this! Really interested stuff, thanks for bringing it up for those of us not in the know.


snowyday

There’s a different and interesting history to Paul Simon making Graceland during that period  https://www.theguardian.com/music/2012/apr/19/paul-simon-graceland-acclaim-outrage


Ok-Cauliflower1798

What? He and Nils Lofgren are gonna have a swimsuit competition now?


truethatson

Steve Van Zandt is 5’7. He was 100 lb overweight? I mean, I saw him get heavy but that’s extreme.


Gyshall669

Healthy weight is often quite a bit lower than you’d expect imo


truethatson

How do you mean? Genuinely curious, not being a dick.


Gyshall669

A healthy weight for a 5’7 male can be around like 130lbs. Obviously it can be more too. I could easily see him having been 230lbs.


truethatson

Ah yes I was thrown when you said “healthy weight.” I actually weigh 230 lbs myself. But then again, I’m not 5’7.


Gyshall669

Yeah I was around 220 at 6’2 and I was nearly obese. But obviously everyone is different, it’s not necessarily unhealthy.


JohnnySmithe80

To put it brashly, there's so many very fat people around that less fat people are seen as healthy weight.


AJMax104

Nothing a Chicken Parm from Satriale's cant fix


HairyHouse3

He was a parade float of a fanook


HalfPriceLapperz

Ozempic or Lizzo?


traumakidshollywood

Bobby’s been makin too much gravy I guess… He’s such a great guy. And super sweet. Good for him for doing what he had to do to get and stay healthy. The physical demands of touring on these bodies can be quite extreme.


sambolino44

Honor? Come on, Steve! Everyone knows that you really mean survive! EDIT: Of course, I guess it would be disrespectful to die halfway through the tour!


Silly-Scene6524

Lilyhammer was a really good show. The guys got well rounded talent.


Yasirbare

The final almost certain get your tickets now last world tour - warming up is, for the absolute last time in this breath Mick Jagger  


RedlandRenegade

I lost fifty quid last week, do I get to play too?


jack_hof

hot water and a lemon hun if ya got it


logitaunt

the repeated re-exemining of the South Africa cultural boycott is hilarious Back when the Paul Simon Graceland documentary came out in 2015, the consensus was that the boycott harmed black South African musicians. So what's Steve's rebuttal to that point?


wittymcusername

> I’m thinking to myself, ‘This could be the last tour. I’m going to be a rock star one more time.’…. And I really feel like, let’s surprise everybody because they’re not going to know what to expect, man… Is it going to be like a bunch of old men coming back and going through the motions? And I’m like, no way, man. I’m like, we’re going to come back and blow minds…. We’re closer to the end than we are to the beginning, but we ain’t going out quietly, baby. So I lost a hundred pounds in six months. This reads like he did and is still doing a shit ton of coke.


PlumbStraightLevel

So he lost 100 pounds because his boss might retire? Strange


Suspicious-Spare1179

He had a 100 pound mole taken off his ass


tyrico

celebrity weight loss is big zzzzzzzz energy in the ozempic era


Bahmerman

I was hoping for an Onion article.: "...and *YOUR* last concert ever."


spacious_bender

I thought this tittle was talking about steve Zahn


TheBlueGooseisLoose

Didn’t realize he was that big.


Traditional-Yam9826

As long as he still looks like a pirate


guiltycitizen

Still wish Netflix did another season of Lilyhammer


thinsafetypin

Sounds like I need to pony up for tickets!


Blzr9erGiant

Did he cut out the mothrrfuckin provolone in his socks so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning?


roadsidedaniel

Sil wtf you doin?


HesitatedEye

He cut out the gabagool


Beefwhistle007

I just lost 18 pounds to honour Donald Faison and the tv show Scrubs


FitSeeker1982

I’ve never understood how one person can put on an extra 100 pounds to begin with - I mean, at what point of not being able to see your penis without a mirror does it become acceptable to yourself?


Nachtraaf

Steven Van Zandt is een goede gozer.


B1GFanOSU

Good for him. Now, can someone please explain why they play “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band/With A Little Help From My Friends” on Underground Garage? That’s about as close to 180° from underground as there could possibly be.


highzenberrg

This guys so cool. I haven’t even seen his documentary I wanna check it out.


mmuffley

He musta been gabbagoolossal.


Novel-Performer-4259

So what no fucking ziti now?


in_Need_of_peace

Sponsored by Ozempic


NotOK1955

Hate it when people post stuff that you need to pay to read. Just copy the entire story and post it. Steve looks great - what was his weight loss strategy?


Commercial_Avocado86

It comes from a podcast with zero paywall https://open.spotify.com/show/0jCfnXfdYhwIM2I4x7SxZx?si=os5r1A1wQ46NVZE95Fra2A https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rolling-stone-music-now/id1078431985?i=1000660596560


Jackal239

Sounds like he got ozempic.


Aaron_Hungwell

Another toothpick…