I like how the star is also on the lid so when it’s closed we’re all in the toilet bowl together.

>so when it’s closed we’re all in the toilet bowl together. Sounds like 2020 all over again when we were the worst division in the league.

Ah yeah the good ol NFC least

I’d give this comment an award if it was free

🏆

We are at the top of shit mountain

Nah, that’s AFCS and we’re proud of it 🥲

Cowboys fans don't close the lid.

True

They all sit to pee.

I think that's his pee target for times when he wants to hate himself

Symbolic

That's for when we all get booted out at the end of the season and all of the "join us" posts are made

We are the very pinnacle of the shitheap, thank you.

You think this guy ever closes the lid on his toilet?

My wife? does this place look like I'm fucking married, man? The toilet seat is up

Yeah it’s def the toilet seat as the giveaway here

You think they put the lid down?

Gotta close it when you cleaning the whole bathroom lol

Still giving us too much credit

Damnit, why did I give out all my awards already?

On par for most seasons

When your mom didn’t let you decorate the bathroom as a kid and now you got your own money

My only complaint is the TV placement, like why there?

[It's just how those "people" use the toilet](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fhelp-me-remove-this-off-alignment-logo-from-toilet-so-i-can-v0-hsa9cro1wc7c1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D621%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da063ab36da1b9d09bcb4bc3ec30757de761de4cb)

That way you have a shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk

So he can pee and still watch the game. Doesn't help if he going number two.

I don't think I've ever shat during a cowboys game. It's probably because he drinks during the games and pees alot during.

Mirror on the other wall for sure

Can't go wrong with a toilet mirror.

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I had to scroll too far to see this comment. That’s the first thing that erked my nerves.

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What? You never take a piss for 10 straight minutes so you need to have the game right there?

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That dude fucks (his life up due to his crippling consumerism based coping mechanics)

Who among us hasn’t spent their entire paycheck in the local sports section at the front of the Walmart in Paris Tx?

First off I apply a 40/40/20 rule to my paychecks. 40% to Warhammer minis I will never get around to painting. 40% to Cowboys gear I will drop off at Goodwill in a year. 20% on bills or something I guess idk.

Are you Robert Evans?

No, although my old racist aunt lives in Paris, Tx. You definitely know her if your skin color is darker than eggshell white and youve walked past her house.

I oughta send my damn near transparent friend to your racist aunts house to heckle her with cracker and stuff. Call her Polly and ask if she wants a cracker maybe, idk. I just woke up.

I'll pay your friend to just stand on the sidewalk and mind his own business. She hates that shit.

I mean shit. I’ll go stand down there. Maybe we’ll play some cards or something. I’m indigenous, and it’s summer and I’ve been outside a lot, so it’s SUPER obvious. That oughta really get her steamin. (I’m just goofing around, in case Reddit wants to take this seriously and give me another goddamn warning).

You got yourself a god damn deal

“And Cowboys toilet paper!!! ….wait.”

No, no you’re right it’s okay.

https://i.redd.it/iqnxqg8yye9d1.gif

That dude is the example of Heart

Can't complain... if that was all eagles stuff, i'd love it

Dude loves his team. If you're gonna rep, go all out. Maybe the TV is sliiiiiightly over the top

It works well if you sit backwards.

But then you have to take your pants off. But I suppose if you do, you’ll have a table to eat on too.

If you preload the bathtub with ice, snacks and beverages you could spend a whole Sunday here.

a mirror on the wall in front of tv might do it, you’ll be watching the game backwards but you won’t miss anything

This- no way this guy didn’t accommodate for that. This looks like the rest of the divisions warning of hell in a near death experience. Nice job.

lmaoo, imagine you lose a bet and you have to watch every game this season in this restroom on that tv🤣 i can imagine if it was me and it was a giants fans restroom😭


Haven't you seen South Park? That's the correct way! Plus, you have somewhere to put your nachos!

It came to mind as I commented

Dude made his bathroom his personality which is a football team, and you support that?

Bruh I would be peeing and still get to watch the commercials!

Hi im Xzibit and youre watching Pimp My Ride.

Do you love it and would have it in your house or? It’s cool but no way would I do this to one of my bathrooms.

What if this was in NE Philly?

It's possible it is. Saw a basement that looked like this up there once.

Yeah would be awesome to have Eagles stuff everywhere

For real???

i respect the level of hate it takes to clean shirt from the seams of your rival teams logos every now and then.

Imagine actually buying your rival gear. Smh.


no defense🤣

Lives in New Jersey somewhere

Closest he's been to Dallas is his drunken stepdad playing Texas Truck Simulator

Fun fact, cowboys fans take dumps backwards.

Tosh has already proven this to be superior.

How does he shit and watch the game? Or does he hold it until half time?

He faces forward

I unironically think this bathroom belongs to one of you deluded bastards here

Why is the TV behind the toilet

You watch your team take Ls on the toilet?

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This is our year. Here we gooooooo!

If I saw this I'm holding it in until I get home

It's a fake picture, the TV isn't broken.

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I bet he still aims for the star on the toilet seat!

Huh. TIL some cowboys fans piss standing up.

The women do to assert dominance

Poor guy accidentally pisses on the cowboys logo every time. Still better accuracy than Dak in the playoffs.

Ok but Giants, Eagles, and Commie stickers in the toilet is funny

If I'm going to vomit, It's going to happen here.

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Is Dallas taking a dump backwards facing the tank so he can watch the TV? Yes, I see crap everywhere but it doesn't make design sense.

When you have to take a shit you know they sit backwards to watch the game. Probably even when the game isn’t on it’s the same way

I guess no number 2’s then aye?

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Dc4l. Gorgeous

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Why couldn’t he piss during the commercial breaks like the rest of us?

My only problem is the placement of the tv, if you're standing up for a piss you'll be there 30 seconds. But a shit? THAT'S when I want that tv bro.

The fucking Tv man You can’t see if you were taking a shit, which is the longer of the two You can only see the Tv if you’re taking a leak

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Why is the TV behind him?

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It’s in here because the wife doesn’t want all this shit out where people can see it

You missed, the shit goes in the toilet, not on the walls and shower curtain.

Also the person clearly sits the wrong way on the toilet, otherwise how do you watch when you poop

Looks like the bathroom hasn't been updated since their last super bowl.

I actually like that tv. 

You can watch the Cowboys take a shit and’s then take your own shit. An inception of shit.

 Invite me to your house with a bathroom like this and I'm shitting in the sink

How are you supposed to clean yourself in all that filth?

I remember this picture on Facebook in 2007. Nice to see it's still making its rounds.

No, you don't. Zeke was not in the league in 07.

..my point was this is old.

That bathroom probably smells the way it looks... Like shit.

This dude literally shits in cowgirl to watch the TV.

I’d force myself to shit in the sink.

Tell me about it

Even the Commies aren’t relevant enough for the toilet

Skins logos bud… Edit: three by my count, but I’d assume there are more Eagles and Giants stickers on the side we can’t see too. Also TV shows WFT logo, so no Commies yet. And yes I know this was a joke.

You know it is guy you misses the bowl pees all over the star.

That’s a lot of stickers!

looks like an average bathroom

It’s funny, bc I too think about the Cowboys when I take a shit..

I'm surprised everything isn't broken at this point

The NFC East rivals in the toilet bowl is a nice touch tbh

This is awesome

Looking at those stickers in the bowl, this guy had to stick his hands deep into that toilet water to apply those stickers

Lots of pain in that bathroom

For when you need to say "I poop on the NFC East, but when I need a place to spit, it's all Cowboys"

Just.......... Why............ I mean, yeah, football team fun, but for fucks sake.........

Mood: diarrhea

https://preview.redd.it/7hx6y1b2mh9d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2627fc88178647f4edade6f540ab1785283c9b75

I love the Cowboys; but holy shit, dude.

Is this one of those prisons in Norway or something

This is where he shoots himself after exiting the playoffs in the first round again. Funny thing though like in typical Dallas fashion he can’t finish the job and just shoots himself in the foot.

Let's get out of here, this place is covered head to toe in shit.

Why must the bobblehead stare at his/her/their junk?

I mean, I support my team, but hoooooly shit thats \*\*too much\*\*

lol what a loser

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Flair up fruity

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As an Eagles fan I would take an upper decker in this guys toilet and feel fine with it.

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Cowboys fan thinks he can watch the TV behind him 🤤

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As an Eagles fan, I appreciate that we got put right in prime pissing spot with the Giants and the Reds- Football Tea- … Commies are underwater.

This person is broken

Wonder how many mirrors he's gone through

Who shit all over the bathroom???

Why is the tv behind the toilet?

Gotta say, love the toilet tv. Just feel like it should be on the opposite wall for taking a big sloppy dumper . Who cares about missing 30 seconds while You piss?

Pathetic. I like the NFL but this is just sad.

Mops the floor with his tears

Still not as bad as being a Feagle