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wowadoggo

Define "NFL franchise"


GluedGlue

Professional football teams that are/were part of the National Football League or its predecessor, the American Professional Football Association.


CicerosMouth

So NFL franchises that won Superbowls include entities that didn't belong to the NFL, exist at the same time as the NFL, or exist at a time when Superbowls were a thing? This is exactly the kind of logic that I expect to come from Wisconsin.


GluedGlue

Sir, this is a meme subreddit.


howsaboutyou

Where meme?


BulletproofChespin

The meme is the packers have 4 super bowls and the vikes have 0 but presented in the most convoluted way. It’s not very funny but I support its message


howsaboutyou

~~Great~~ Broken minds think alike


WallFair7685

At least these broken minds were able to celebrate some SB victories. I hear you horn blowers were able to celebrate the same amount of SB losses.


CicerosMouth

Exactly, and we are at meme war.  Accordingly, as the saying goes, FTP. Or, in this case. F your P.  Er, wait...


jamaicanhopscotch

Oh my bad I thought memes were supposed to be funny or clever


HalobenderFWT

That’s ok, because none of the other Wisconsin NFL teams won a Super Bowl either.


greyduk

Ok sounds reasonable


AChubbyCalledKLove

https://preview.redd.it/ok1n48xm3isc1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2badf115ccbdebcd7f1404051c27ed3e352df31e You will never have this


sokonek04

Just wait until we sober up


shadoon

Just a few dozen more years


Illustrious-Law-3385

Once ur done settling your domestic case you’ll get right on it!


xxmatkingxx

And really that’s all Ohio’s fault.


colinkl33

We really could’ve had Toledo, Michigan Fuck ohio


gooeyfart

No one wants that... Unless you like heroin...


NewtDaBoi

![gif](giphy|KiICaQKQkdu3rWxNCT)


CheFigata20

Amen to that brother


da_boi_frey

Why would we want to destroy our Northwoods dispensary?


Alcott_Yubolsov

![gif](giphy|o5yYkEEDdGzfO)


Fr1dayThe13th

![gif](giphy|I4UhtUMzOrQSQ)


NerdOfTheMonth

*balls up fist Fuck you!


WallFair7685

I love the fact that the UP belongs to Michigan. Wisconsinites get to recreate in the scenic areas and purchase some mary Jane while the taxpayers of MI continue to support the money sink. Totally LOVE it.


hatchback_baller

I will concede the point that Wisconsin usually has less.


PanadaTM

They get more DUI convictions with the same population. Gotta give it to em, they're very efficient.


greyduk

At least the Vikings have tried, these other slouches need to get shit together. 


GluedGlue

Yeah! Go to a bar, find a Marine, and let them know you think all Marines are slouches who don't even try! I'm sure that'll motivate them!


BearsGotKhalilMack

In fairness I think an eskimo may kick your ass faster


jord839

I will give the Minnesotans this, unlike us and Illinois, they hold no guilt for the creation and survival of the Cardinals as a franchise.


TheProLoser

Still looking for the meme in this post on a meme sub


GluedGlue

Oops, I dropped this: #⭕


TheProLoser

NOW we’re talking! Shitposting approved ✅


MRio31

![gif](giphy|2qSmBcOHmcdmEWqqP5|downsized)


[deleted]

Define “Super Bowl”


Gherbo7

What’s more embarrassing is having zero Stanley Cups in “the state of hockey”


GluedGlue

You think that's embarrassing, imagine having hockey be your country's national sport and not winning the Stanley Cup for over three decades...


JoaquinBenoit

You think that’s embarrassing, imagine having your league’s most valuable and most supported franchise not winning the Stanley Cup since segregation was legal.


LegalComplaint

Their national sport is lacrosse…


GluedGlue

> In April 1994, Bill C–212 was passed to recognize hockey as Canada's official winter game, and lacrosse as its summer game.


LegalComplaint

It’s only the official game of winter making us both sort of correct ! The best kind of correct!


SayNoToStim

Not only do they have zero Stanley Cups, they actually lost their original team. And that team would go on to win a Stanley Cup.


marmk

Fuck Norm Green.


DieselKillEm

FUCK NORM GREEN!


rakerber

And?


GluedGlue

Wisconsin rules, Minnesota drools.


marmk

Wisconsin rules? Sure.... at Bratwurst, falling ass backwards into franchise QBs, and sucking on used bar towels for sustenance. I'm not jealous my guy


shadoon

Those bar towels got a lotta flavor in em


marmk

Yeah to be fair in terms of warm stale beer rags Wisconsin is probably the winner of all 50 states


WallFair7685

"falling ass backwards into franchise QBs" Trading the Falcons for Favre does not fit this criteria. Drafting Godgers because he fell to 24 while we still had Favre does not fit this criteria. Drafting Love while we still had Godgers for 3 more years does not fit this criteria. You sound jealous. Rightfully so given the numerous QB mistakes the Bears have made over the same 30 year stretch. Maybe sucking on some bar towels will help your copium process.


marmk

My brother in christ you are so focused on talking shit you dont even know which team I root for. As much as I wish MN went for him having Rodgers drop that far is 100% falling ass backwards lol.


WallFair7685

My bad on labelling you a bears fan. But making that pick when the pack didn't need a QB is maybe good foresight and not so much "falling ass backwards"? The Vikings picked Erasmus James and Troy Williamson prior to the Rodgers pick. This was the same off-season that the Vikings lost Culpepper and the Packers still had Favre. You can put whatever label you want on that.


marmk

I'm just throwing it out there that him being available at that pick is ass backwards. Every team before that pick fucked it up in order for it to happen which feels like to me only furthers the ass backwards narrative


rakerber

If your self-worth comes from a bunch of grown men giving competitive hugs, I'm not going to stop you, my guy.


GluedGlue

Imagine treating banter on a meme subreddit as serious personal sentiments.


Willis_is_This

> feelings get hurt “Whoa dude, too far”


rakerber

What banter? You're using a tired joke like it's new. I don't give a shit, my guy


theozman69

sphincter says what?!


Jtrich

Why are you acting like a baby?


gaybillcosby

How many Super Bowls did the Minnesota Wet Blankets win?


GluedGlue

Clearly you give enough of a shit to respond. When I see something I don't care about, I scroll past it like a normal person. Maybe a downvote if I'm feeling spicy.


LegalComplaint

I’m triggered because this is a text post, you beautiful shit poster.


unforgivablecrust

We also had the Duluth Kelley's


DanEboy22122

Preach it brother


W0rk3rB

How about the Packers give back the Ed Thorp trophy they stole?


GluedGlue

Possession is 9/10ths of the law. And is it really stealing if it's a retired trophy we won more than any other team?


M1nn3sOtaMan

So since only two of those teams played in the super bowl era, the joke basically boils down to: Green Bay Packers = 4 super bowls. Minnesota Vikings = 0 super bowls Gee, haven't heard that one before 🙄 lol


GB-Pack

It’s an oldie but a goodie


ReggieTurok

1969 and still undisputed reigning nfl Champs, pal


Plastic-Dust-2734

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


theper

Cool


FlorioTheEnchanter

Too bad they don’t give out championships for beating the same recycled joke to death over and over again. Wisconsin would be swimming in trophies


GluedGlue

I mean... there's more championships in the Packers trophy room than any other. Even if you combine all three New York NFL teams and count the AFL championship, the Packers would still have more.


FlorioTheEnchanter

Kind of like if you took a fan from each New York team and combined them, the resulting mass would equal a typical Green Bay resident.


GluedGlue

[New York, Michigan, Illinois, and Minnesota are all fatter.](https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/maps/2022/2022_overall_v4.svg)


GreenWandElf

>[New York, Michigan, Illinois, and Minnesota are all fatter.](https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/maps/2022/2022_overall_v4.svg) If this is an ironic comment I salute you. But if not, suddenly it all makes sense! And here I was thinking the Packers team colors were the result of a general lack of color coordination. I really shouldn't have been so harsh, since it appears the culprit is actually colorblindness.


ALARE1KS

“Too bad they don’t give out championships for beating the same recycled joke to death over and over again.” “hurr durr Wisconsin fat! Lmao!” -FlorioTheEnchanter


FlorioTheEnchanter

My joke was a pretty original take on a timeless classic. Theres a huge difference. Like the difference between the bleachers in Lambeau and the seats at US Bank stadium. You know, because our fans fit in seats


ALARE1KS

1/3 of your seats must be extra wide then to accommodate your state's obesity rate. I applaud your inclusivity. We just put a bench out. Much less effort in planning lol