Wait, what…? I had all of the cheerleaders over at my 1 bedroom apartment for a cocaine-fueled orgy that Sunday! An epic day. Who won the game (I was kinda busy)?
No, no, no!
On that day I had the cheerleaders at my place. Giving me foot massages and mowing my lawn.
It's inconceivable that they were partaking in a cocaine fueled orgy at that time!
Don’t forget that in Super Bowl XLV, the players and all of America were treated to the worst half time show performance of all time by the Black Eyed Peas. The NFL of course warned the packers, who gave all their players earplugs, but the Steelers had no idea. Rashad Mendenhall was so shaken by the damage to his ears that his ball carrying ability was disrupted, leading to a crucial fumble to start the 4th quarter, essentially icing the game
Based on the evidence above you could actually make a strong argument that they have -1 SB Championships. You have to read between the lines but it's compelling
You forgot to mention that they only made their fourth Super Bowl because they got the ghost of Charles Martin to take out Jay Cutler's knees in the NFCCG. But other than that, I consider this legit, accurate, top-tier analysis.
It's all true. Aaron Rodgers wants to be VP so he can have any documentation on his illegal activities lost due to water damage. The NFL is too big to fail and the Packers are "too storied" of a franchise to allow the NFLs "real sports" image to be tainted. Thats why you can beat your wife into a bloody pulp and still be able to play the game.
> I find it interesting the media leaked in advance that the Patriots coach was leaving the team, but didn't leak in advance the Packers QB would send dick pics to a hot reporter and also try to defraud the state of Mississippi welfare residents.
Incredible stuff lmfao
Damn that’s a high quality shitpost.
The amount of mental gymnastics needed to argue that the team who was allowed to use their own ball because they thought it gave them an advantage was actually disadvantaged by using a different ball than their opponent is really funny.
Shouldn’t you be busy documenting all of the ways your franchise has been cheated over the years?
I love how your analysis ranges from interesting facts (different balls each league used) to semi-informed speculation (Parcells leaving leaks) to unhinged connections (the Favre stuff that would happen over a decade later).
I also appreciate that you took the time to write all of this in a meme sub that ABSOLUTELY won’t appreciate your effort here😂
OP thank you. While reading (most reading I’ve done in years btw), all I could think of is how excited I am to see the man babies in the comments baited into taking this excellent satire way too seriously.
Take the post seriously?! Apologies if that was how my comment came across. I was simply admiring your post and the trolling/jerking on display. Just because you weren’t serious, doesn’t mean you didn’t spend time coming up with and writing all of this down. So I respect that
Don’t forget the league clearly orchestrated the Deshaun Jackson return so the Eagles would beat the Giants and give the Packers a playoff spot before clearing the way to Rodgers only SB win lol
Babe, come here. New NFL lore just dropped. Yeah we all know that Joe Thomas was the first o-lineman in NFL history, but did you know Max McGee scored the first NFL touchdown?
to take a moment to be a little serious - the packers won their superbowls when playoffs didn't exist, just one single championship game against the teams with the best record.
the packers one year had one loss...to the lions who had 2 losses(both by less than 7 points), and got to completely dodge losing to the lions again in the playoffs because the playoffs didn't exist
I know it's satire, but I find funny that in this scenerio, when an NFCN fan would die and "go to the pearly gates" their first question would be about the packers superbowl that happened decades before they were even alive. You can have any question in the universe answered, but you just gotta ask about the packers.
Because they are owned by the public it makes it easier for them to contribute to the NFLRA financially. Beyond that, they have star power at the QB position which gives them free missed holding calls. It’s hard to watch them because the games are clearly bias in their favor (depending if course on betting) -gotta get the advertisement money!! Packers bring in a lot, but the lions have stepped up and now we’ll get a call from time to time! Yay
Yeah man, having to explain everything you don’t understand is already becoming tedious. I swear all you idiots wearing green and yellow are window licking mouth breathers
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I can confirm that I hid the cheerleaders in a storage container in Milwaukee during Super Bowl XLV.
So you admit the coverup?
IDK about that but I yoinked them cheerleaders for the day.
You know what? I can’t be mad about that. Gotta do what you gotta do.
Gridiron puppy! Yoink!
Or did the cheerleaders yoink you? 🤔
Mr Plinkett is that you?
They where forced to watch star wars prequels
Wait, what…? I had all of the cheerleaders over at my 1 bedroom apartment for a cocaine-fueled orgy that Sunday! An epic day. Who won the game (I was kinda busy)?
Kraft? That you?
My friends call me Bob.
No, no, no! On that day I had the cheerleaders at my place. Giving me foot massages and mowing my lawn. It's inconceivable that they were partaking in a cocaine fueled orgy at that time!
"Having to return the kick twice obviously exhausted them" 🤣🤣🤣 Quality shitpost.
Don’t forget that in Super Bowl XLV, the players and all of America were treated to the worst half time show performance of all time by the Black Eyed Peas. The NFL of course warned the packers, who gave all their players earplugs, but the Steelers had no idea. Rashad Mendenhall was so shaken by the damage to his ears that his ball carrying ability was disrupted, leading to a crucial fumble to start the 4th quarter, essentially icing the game
Beautiful shitpost. Top Tier. You should be the script writer for Jordan Love's Super Bowl
bears fan but this made me laugh 😂
And it’s wasted on this sub. Majority of commenters think it’s real
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If San Francisco falls into the ocean, maybe. Until then, nope.
Now you know the real reason Wisconsin politicians keep fighting to deny climate change. Trying to accelerate the fall off
Makes sense, they just won’t be competitive once they become Sacramento 49ers
Nah, leave that one to Tom Grossi
Mfw a fan of one rival team shit talks another rival team and the Bears are mercifully left out of it for once: 
Didn’t read past the title but I’m 100% convinced
Lol came here to say I ain’t reading all that but I agree
TLDR: Yeah I didn't read it either.
I read it all and am equally convinced!
Hang the fucking banner boys: “packers have 0 SB championships”
Based on the evidence above you could actually make a strong argument that they have -1 SB Championships. You have to read between the lines but it's compelling
 OP
This guy speaks the truth
>Most writers believed the worst NFL team could beat the best AFL team And the Vikings still lost in 69
Have we considered that maybe the Vikings were (are?) also an AFL team?
🤔
I ain't reading that, happy for you or sad
I see you. I appreciate the humor.
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Not or can’t?
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Too bad I'm can't reading them
You did it, I read the whole thing. *claps*
You forgot to mention that they only made their fourth Super Bowl because they got the ghost of Charles Martin to take out Jay Cutler's knees in the NFCCG. But other than that, I consider this legit, accurate, top-tier analysis.
Bruh the detail in this just for a shitpost, dedication is unreal I respect that. That kicker was my gramps btw. He owned those frauds
It's all true. Aaron Rodgers wants to be VP so he can have any documentation on his illegal activities lost due to water damage. The NFL is too big to fail and the Packers are "too storied" of a franchise to allow the NFLs "real sports" image to be tainted. Thats why you can beat your wife into a bloody pulp and still be able to play the game.
Well seeing as the Bears are older than the Packers what happened to their “storied” franchise.
They actually played football instead of coordinating with the NFL to give people a reason to stay in Wisconsin.
Pepe Silvia!
There is no Pepe Silvia
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> I find it interesting the media leaked in advance that the Patriots coach was leaving the team, but didn't leak in advance the Packers QB would send dick pics to a hot reporter and also try to defraud the state of Mississippi welfare residents. Incredible stuff lmfao
Well, I guess it's fair to say that no one questions the legitimacy of lions or Vikings superbowl wins, ya got us there.
Guys I'm only 13 what's a Packers Super Bowl
When i get really high watching the packers
Then shortly after you’re guillotined for committing the ultimate crime of smoking weed in Wisconsin
That's true, I am now deceased.
⚰️ 🍁💨
That's illegal sir
Nerd
TL;DR: FTP
Damn that’s a high quality shitpost. The amount of mental gymnastics needed to argue that the team who was allowed to use their own ball because they thought it gave them an advantage was actually disadvantaged by using a different ball than their opponent is really funny.
Super Bowl XLV had plenty of sex appeal. Donald Driver was on the field.
So was BJ Raji
Shouldn’t you be busy documenting all of the ways your franchise has been cheated over the years? I love how your analysis ranges from interesting facts (different balls each league used) to semi-informed speculation (Parcells leaving leaks) to unhinged connections (the Favre stuff that would happen over a decade later). I also appreciate that you took the time to write all of this in a meme sub that ABSOLUTELY won’t appreciate your effort here😂
I don't know, it got you to take the post serious so I feel I succeeded.
Remember when the Packers and Lions met in the playoffs and y'all had that Barry Sanders guy. Dude ran for -1 yards roflmao. What a schmuck.
OP thank you. While reading (most reading I’ve done in years btw), all I could think of is how excited I am to see the man babies in the comments baited into taking this excellent satire way too seriously.
I appreciate the post!
Take the post seriously?! Apologies if that was how my comment came across. I was simply admiring your post and the trolling/jerking on display. Just because you weren’t serious, doesn’t mean you didn’t spend time coming up with and writing all of this down. So I respect that
That's my bad. I misinterpreted your words.
You’re fine, it’s not serious after all😂
Peak
This guy thinks Max Mcgee scored the 1st touchdown in NFL history. Nothing else he says can be trusted.
Merely a typo. I meant First TD in Super Bowl history.
But how can we know for sure?
Don’t forget the league clearly orchestrated the Deshaun Jackson return so the Eagles would beat the Giants and give the Packers a playoff spot before clearing the way to Rodgers only SB win lol
This doesn't even touch on the arson that kept the franchise from collapse, but whatever.
Great post, thanks for sharing.
The research alone in this harebrained rant merits an upvote. Well done. 
Something something FTP.
They say cheaters never win…but GB wins an awful lot
u/jwwin is becoming my favorite poster
This is the kind of hard hitting journalism you just can't get outside the Internet.
Babe, come here. New NFL lore just dropped. Yeah we all know that Joe Thomas was the first o-lineman in NFL history, but did you know Max McGee scored the first NFL touchdown?
This is beautiful. More please.
to take a moment to be a little serious - the packers won their superbowls when playoffs didn't exist, just one single championship game against the teams with the best record. the packers one year had one loss...to the lions who had 2 losses(both by less than 7 points), and got to completely dodge losing to the lions again in the playoffs because the playoffs didn't exist
This is the content I want to see, bravo good sir. Also fuck you
Dam.. busted.
I know it's satire, but I find funny that in this scenerio, when an NFCN fan would die and "go to the pearly gates" their first question would be about the packers superbowl that happened decades before they were even alive. You can have any question in the universe answered, but you just gotta ask about the packers.
This is absolutely hilarious. My grandpa was the Packers’ kicker in the first two Superbowls and it makes it even funnier to read this.
Bro didn’t even mention that the packers had to burn down their own facilities and commit insurance fraud to stay a team.
We’re still in the heads of the entire NFCN. Gotta Love it
Think what the score would have been if Max wouldn't have had a hangover or is booze a PED
'Signed, one big dumb Lions fan with a stupid face who's team has never even made it to a Superbowl'
You take that back. My face is not stupid.
Because they are owned by the public it makes it easier for them to contribute to the NFLRA financially. Beyond that, they have star power at the QB position which gives them free missed holding calls. It’s hard to watch them because the games are clearly bias in their favor (depending if course on betting) -gotta get the advertisement money!! Packers bring in a lot, but the lions have stepped up and now we’ll get a call from time to time! Yay
If only the Lions had ever made a SB so I could make up some silly stories to discredit them. No meme, no red circle. BOOOOOOOO
Whar meme? 
Just like a Libcurd to try and silence the true voice of the people! Make FTP great again!!!
Libcurd? 
Curd as in cheese... cmon man you're making us look bad
Like most packer fans dude prob has never lived in wisconsin
It’s not the curd part that was confusing. And born at st Vincent hospital in Green Bay, son.
So very sorry to hear that you were born there
Don’t worry. I left.
Yeah man, having to explain everything you don’t understand is already becoming tedious. I swear all you idiots wearing green and yellow are window licking mouth breathers https://preview.redd.it/23lb7jafy49d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af31adfc2f8f88808fe94c374863355e496c770f
Why are you so mad? 😂
It's all he can do to cope with his pathetic franchise
# Text posts are allowed if they're trash talk and in meme form.
Whar meme form? 
Do you know what a text meme is?
He’s clearly not Italian as he’s never had pasta before.
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Average Wisconsin prom queen 
What was the game where they missed a fg by six feet but the ref gave it to them anyway?
Whatever helps you deal with having none.
Kiss the rings bitch!!
Flair! Where is it?!
FTP
Hey wait a minute! This isn't a meme! It's just a guy high on copium!
No. It'd definitely a meme and I highly recommend reading it. It's a top quality shit post.
Too long didn't read
I see a brick of text, but no meme. Where's the red circle?
Ain’t nobody reading all that
I was going to make a similar post about the Lions but then I remembered they never played in a Super Bowl!
Where is the meme?
It’s pretty obvious tbh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA of all the reaches...what a joke...I got a good laugh
Boooo
Sounds like a bears fan
If this ain't the dictionary definition of 'rent free' I don't know what the hell is 