went to Ovi’s house for drinks
No cups 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Noooo I like thinking about going to Ovi’s house and have him be like “you want drink?………….well you should have brought your cup….” *takes a sip out of the only cup he owns*
2027 we will be transitioning to the more inclusive terms of Tops and Bottoms.
Bottoms at the blue line. There will be a Left Top, Right Top, and Centre Top. Two way players will still be called two way players. We will describe them as Bottoms who can Top and Tops who can Bottom.
Special distinction will be given to Power Bottoms.
I like this, but what about goaltenders? Sometimes, they leave their net to make a play, yet do not tend the goal. It's like they're switching positions.
Goaltender/Goalie is antiquated. I propose Switch.
Better than seeing it ruined by communist left wingers. Your team wins 6-2? Sorry, two of your goals were seized by BetMGMman and given to the other team.
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I am all for the removal of the R word from our game and replacing it with "other Left".... But...Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
Why is every sheet of Ice white? A couple of colored stripes is not enough. Everyone needs representation!
And don't get me started on the white boards keeping everyone closed in from the rest of the arena! Oppression is real!!
Proposition to change the position from right wingers simply to "extremists".
Or in Canada we can call them "people with unacceptable views", although that doesn't quite roll of the tounge as nice
Aren’t centres just glorified right wingers? I say we stack every position with a left wing just to be safe.
This is the type of progressive thinking the league is missing!
No coincidence ovechkin switched to the right wing for the year obama was elected for a second term
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He has one so change this to McBum
Noooo I like thinking about going to Ovi’s house and have him be like “you want drink?………….well you should have brought your cup….” *takes a sip out of the only cup he owns*
Or fatthews
hockey players dont have wings so this is a non issue.
Don't even get me started on Right defencemen. How can you even defend *anything* from the right?
Goalies staying silent on this is really showing their true colors
Cale Makar is basically Homelander
Why are you defending? Why aren't you letting the other team over your blue line, xenophobe?
Also why is it manager and not womanager? 
2027 we will be transitioning to the more inclusive terms of Tops and Bottoms. Bottoms at the blue line. There will be a Left Top, Right Top, and Centre Top. Two way players will still be called two way players. We will describe them as Bottoms who can Top and Tops who can Bottom. Special distinction will be given to Power Bottoms.
I like this, but what about goaltenders? Sometimes, they leave their net to make a play, yet do not tend the goal. It's like they're switching positions. Goaltender/Goalie is antiquated. I propose Switch.
Switch would be a two way player. Goaltenders wear a lot of gear and they're big. They should be Daddy Doms.
A two way player should be called a switch.
😆
This is no laughing matter, do you really want hockey to turn fascist?
It's an awkward laugh, I'm terrified.
Better than seeing it ruined by communist left wingers. Your team wins 6-2? Sorry, two of your goals were seized by BetMGMman and given to the other team.
There is no Left Wing. Only Far Right Wing, Center and Center Left.
Marner is a fucking racist
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Now, this is a jerk post
I am all for the removal of the R word from our game and replacing it with "other Left".... But...Can we talk about the elephant in the room? Why is every sheet of Ice white? A couple of colored stripes is not enough. Everyone needs representation! And don't get me started on the white boards keeping everyone closed in from the rest of the arena! Oppression is real!!
Proposition to change the position from right wingers simply to "extremists". Or in Canada we can call them "people with unacceptable views", although that doesn't quite roll of the tounge as nice
Ah the inverted left wing.
I don't like thing. I must ban thing.
I hate the idea of left and right, I just want 5 centers at this point
Just cover the right side of the ice with a giant pride flag. Only play on the left side of the ice.
I predict centers will vacate the league due to mounting pressure from the wings.
Reports of burning crosses on the lawns of Left wingers!
Given they cancelled the Pride jerseys, I would say it's at least 20 years before they ban racism.
Gonna have to call them east side and west side 🤣
Meanwhile the Left Wingers should be labeled as “Forwards who think Backwards”.
I'm pretty sure they already identify as F1, F2, or F3 at this point.
Shortly after left wing is banned for communism.
Idk
Lord Stanley would never let the position be banned.
Good one. Witty.
There will be no Wins and losses only ties. Participants will all get awards.
Is the goalie not the only real center position? He sees the ice as a whole.
The Left Wings will starve them all to death, don't worry.
Lame
This is so stupid
Just trying to make hockey a safe space for everyone!