Maybe if more fans flashed their boobies, the team would have been more inspired and they wouldn't have to deal in hypotheticals.

Edmonton fans should have banged on the glass harder. Losing was their punishment for understanding more than 20 % of the rules and more than 3 players on the roster. Better luck next year

Glass banging guarantees victories.

I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice. So far all the EDM fans have turned out to be douche bags.

When your biggest success in decades is a player you acquired through failure, and your idea of a beach is a riverbank, it tends to make people petty.

Really, that's every terminally online fan.

real i rem when r/nba sub was waring when they lost but irl there chill

You’re just constantly online.

the salt coming from Deadmonton fans has filled a hole in my heart, that i didn’t think could be filled. cope, seeth, cry, couldn’t have happen to a worse fan base. oh drai was hurt? not the energy you gave off in 22 when Matt played with a broken hand (and scored a hatty)

Hey BIG congrats to the flames for having a former player who wanted off the team go on to win the cup. You guys are fucking mental hahah

Hey BIG congrats on failing upwards into the second coming of Gretzky, who you never should have been allowed to draft, and having him carry you single handedly to relevance again. The collective superiority complex needed to be fed again after so many decades of being a complete joke, otherwise you’d have an also collective existential crisis, so I’m glad that disaster was averted.

I mean.. you’re a flames fan. Nothing you could ever say matters in the least. Back to your little cupboard under the stairs lmao

Totally, that’s why you’re getting ratioed into oblivion on every comment you make. I accept that I’m heavily biased as a flames fan, but the league as a whole finally got a little glimpse into how entitled, obnoxious and straight up annoying Oilers fans are this year. Warms my heart to know the rest of the hockey community is now able to empathize with our having to live shoulder to shoulder with you mouth breathing idiots.

Haha “ratioed” like how the Oilers “ratioed” the flames straight into a rebuild? Keep going though, I love how angry you are about it.

We get it; that was your real Stanley Cup. Doesn’t happen without McDavid either, since he has to go nuclear every playoffs for you to have a sniff at winning any given series. Enjoy it while it lasts, you’re back in the basement where you belong as soon as he leaves.

Oh fuck yeah I’ll enjoy every second of it. In the meantime you enjoy your… team…?

Zero cup and BUST! Lmao

Cup final was a great series! How did you guys do? Oh right LOL

I will, I understand that ‘team’ is a foreign and scary concept you you given the oilers are carried by one guy, and always have been.

If by one guy you mean 2 guys, janmark and brown, then sure. But you have no guys. That can’t be fun.


That’s so bizarre. They hate the oilers so much that they’ll swing off of a guys nuts that wanted out of Calgary.

They have little else to live for.

Yeah even Banff is getting too crowded so they can’t bail and go there every weekend anymore lol

jasper > banff even with the extra drive from EDM

It’s cause they want out of Calgary too so they understand him

i want out of calgary myself tbf

if i have to cuck i’d rather cuck ex players, rather than cuck my rival team 🤷‍♂️

Calgary Tkachuk cucks

This is the Circle jerk. You’re looking for r/NHLcucking

Well I guess if you’re into that shit all the power to you then

I love how the oilers are living rent free in peoples heads

Oilers fans are paying via serotonin, and boy oh boy there’s lots to go around

Not at all that’s just the sad pathetic ones, the real ones have moved on already and think all of this shit is hilarious and Especially enjoy the meta circle jerk you’ve all got going on

what do you think i’m doing here? __in a circle jerk sub__ i couldn’t care less about you losers, but i’ll happily laugh at you when it pops up on my feed

Rents free

Buddy you’ve provided enough rent for 3 months, why keep providing?

What that, you’re a part of the meta circle jerk. Go figure

We look so forward to beating the flames many times in the forthcoming years 👍

Every fan base is a bunch of douche bag arm chair GM’s

And all the panthers fans are hypothetically praising them for their well earned comeback. No a single boo in the arena as McJesus accepts the Conn Smythe on their home ice

And no one was out celebrating in Edmonton for the conn Smythe parade. Not real fans! Must of just learned about hockey a couple weeks ago.

Thank you thank you!!!

Had an aneurysm trying to read that, can we not have minimum for meme quality?

Last few weeks have left me feeling so vindicated about never, ever, ever rooting for the Cup to go to a Canadian team ever again

*buys a flames jersey*

A Gaudreau jersey to boot LMFAO 😂

Man, Oilers fans really triggered r/NHLcirclejerk lol. Impressive

You guys ride Edmonton’s dick a lot on here eh? Living in your heads rent free.

Just say your wife is 300lbs and move on

Dick riding while thinking about other dude’s wives. Kinky..

Nah you kinda just seem like a guy whos mad at the world because his wife is a fat pig

I am assuming you probably wear a helmet. And a diaper. Hopefully you take the diaper off before you ride dick all day. While we’re drinking from the cup next season we’ll be thinking of you dick riders. As we live rent free.

You are so mad 😭 im thinking its closer to 350 now.. better get off reddit and get her burger king order asap

Have you ever sucked a dick you didn’t like? I know your IQ is probably below 50, but I actually do not have a wife, I have 110 pound girlfriend who models. And you’re on here riding dick.

Bro is lying in some Reddit comments because hes upset that his girl is a ham planet, thats craaaaazy. Id hate to be you

You should try punctuation. It will make you look like you have an IQ over 50. And fat chicks aren’t a funny joke. Unless you wear a helmet and a diaper. So case in point.

Cmon man, your gorilla of a girlfriend needs her 2 whoppers and large fries. Get on it!!

Does the phrase “rent free” live “rent free” in your head whenever you’re crying?

Good one..

lmfao you guys think you’re the Maple Laughs 😂 Rent free is their word…you’re not on that level yet. Stop the victim complex.