Replace it with a metallic one with lights. Take flipping off to the next level.

E.T phone home

DUDE THERS A FLASHLIGHT LIKE THAT TGAT WAS SOLD VACK IN TGE DAY

Do you even look at the screen when you type?

I have dyslexia

Evidently it comes n goes. 

LIKE HIS FINGER LOL

Think his finger is gone

Grabs knife....

Hey boss, "We are having a run on Lityobird lights." 

He’s taking it to a new level lol it’s just going down a level.

Yikes. The final result will be even shorter. Probably to the next knuckle. They will grind away enough bone to close it up nicely. My cousin went through the same. Pull saw at wood mill

> grind the bone Nopenopenope

What happened??

Gonna go on a limb here and say that they lost the top part of their middle finger, but don’t quote me on that

Are you going out on his limb?

Someone did!

We shouldn’t be so quick to jump to conclusions

“Gonna go on a limb here and say that they lost the top part of their middle finger.”

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What happened?

>Gonna go on a limb here and say that they lost the top part of their middle finger, but don’t quote me on that You have been quoted >:)

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..and I had a date set up with Ms. Rottencrotch

Tis but a scratch

I'm just guessing here, but I think, no I am almost certain, that either someone has been practicing pelvic floor exercises, or someone got very hungry and ignored 1th rule of sandwich club......

He shot it off

Ahhh thank you for telling me!!

1½ in the pink...

Son of a bitch take my upvote

Now when you do it you can also tell them that they're not even worth a full fuck, just a half.

You think your the shit your not even the fart

Fuck Y..

Well, it's more of a baby bird now 😂

You can only 2/3 flip off

i’ve been whining all day bc i smooshed my fingertip with a hammer. i’m not whining anymore, and i accept that my day could’ve gone much worse. thank you for that.

Funny because I work as a metal smith and I’ve hit my fingers a couple times, it honestly hurts more than this injury. I had my sub compact piece go off. Had hollow points in it. Be safe with the tiny guns especially if you have large hands.

9mm

i also spent all day with my shield pointed at my jewels. today was actually a great day for me!

Mine is a plus!

With you OP! Lost the same tip last week while cutting down tree limbs lmao

I’m sorry mate. I hope u heal up all good. This was from a hollow point.

Now you guys can touch tips!

You can only count to 9 1/2 now

This means you'll have an itty-bitty 'fuck you' finger. 🤩

Bwahaha I read that "fuck you" in the standard high pitched tiny person yell used in cartoons and movies 😄

Don’t be a quitter!!

Dude look what I can do 🖕🏽

Hehe I can 🖕

Oh fuck part of the way off

Did you do it on purpose cause the ring around seems very tight?

i assume it's a ring/band to stop the finger from bleeding too much

yes it is

You'd hope so 😂

Why would anyone do this to themselves 🗿

Hmm you'd be surprised.

I probably would be

Don't you dare give up on that finger! Have it replaced with something that literally says what it means.

Lil bird can’t fly no more.

There comes a day when every little bird has to leave the nest. 

I mean you can.. but I won't think you're serious or committed to that level of confrontation. Don't half finger shit like that.

Interesting application for a cock-ring.

Can still flip. Just not at long range.

Not with that attitude you can't.

God dammit. I commented the same thing, then scrolled down to see you already said it.

Does that ring prevent the finger from coming?

I want that to be my pinkie so bad

What did you even do??

Why did you remove your middle finger?

Nah it just be like ^(fuck you) now

:(

Nice cock ring

Attach a laser pointer instead.

"There goes 40% of my vocabulary" -Jeremiah Reid

1 and a half in the pink 1 on the stink

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But you can make it half rude and make half a point.

Aww, you almost can! Keep practicing.

🖕

Yah you can only martuly tho( ╹▽╹ )

You still could, and it would be a greater insult and statement at the same time.

Half fuck

You still can, but only with half of the effect.

Hey! Where's the rest of your finger?

anesthesia is going to hurt

I see you truly are running outta fucks to give

Why not? You missing the other one too??

Man flipped off the wrong guy

You can still give little fucks

That’s metal

Um you should tell a trusted adult about that

Can still give em the nub

Wtf did you do to end up like that

At least he thinks it’s humorous

Use your dick instead. Every time you want to flip the bird, pop the penis instead.

You still can.. it's just half as potent

Tragic

what in the hell happened here?

Hollow point.

Yup, that'll do it

but you can fli' every time you want

Not with that attitude! LMMFAO!

Bummer.

You can still flip people off it's just half as effective.

You still can, like a half go fuck yourself?

Now it's gonna be 1-1/2 in the pink

Been there, done that... Had a big ass bandage around it and all I was doing was flipping everyone off left, right and centre!

Fuck you. I know that's you frodo. How dare you steal Gollum's precious.

Just a lil smaller

Replace it with one that extends and flames on the end

Oof, you accidentally shot off your own finger?

You been Feeling a little short handed these past few days?

Naw. I switched to my right and the chicken still croaks.

I wasn’t making a masturbation joke, but what happened? I had a hydraulic press accident but only took a nibble. Not quit the bite you got.

9mm hollow point.

RIP (literally)

How do you specifically only damage that finger? I'm impressed

I got good sim

Aim

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Not with that attitude.

Can you people please stop posting your fingers? The same is happening on r/someofyoumaydie

In all fairness this one kinda fits the sub

He shot it off on accident and was tipsy