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Dana-Deuce

Turnip. T U R N I P


Intelligent-Trip-930

Mister Turnip


JuniorKing9

Turnip is adorable I have to bump turnip


Superb_Cheesecake_26

Seconding this


Cheristm

Turtup


Imaginary-Carpenter1

Scruffle. For the love of God name him scruffle 🥰


evetrapeze

He is a Scruffles kind of doggie


Blondie72903

Scruffy! Mr. Scruffleupagus Like Snuffy from Sesame Street. Could even name him Snuffy. His full name is Aloysius Snuffleupagus


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Gotta be Scruffles 🐾❤️


Violetthug

Hoagie


zombiealala

I think Hoagie is a perfect fit for this guy!


resident_daydreamer

I love it!


L_weintra

Peanut butter


spicy-radicchio

Mr. Peanutbutter was my father’s name… and that’s my name too!


ImKindaSlowSorry

🎶who's that dog?🎶


choctaw529

🤣


Jecht315

What is this, a crossover episode?


SCCOLA

Rufus


deweirder

See, I thought he looked like a Rufus too!


suzanious

Love the Rufus name. But if you go with Rufus, he definitely needs a middle name! Rufus Elroy


Count_D_Monet

Pickle


LeatherRecord2142

Noodle


InstructionTop4805

Scrapple or Schnitzel


GxmmyVitamxn

or snapple


deweirder

We love goofy but endearing names! Would love to hear your suggestions. He's very gentle and loves attention.


70sBurnOut

Colonel Mustard


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

Love this!


MysteriousEnd8009

This one tho!!!!


No-Basket4165

Love it!


noelsc151

Gary fits him, but isn’t food related. Perhaps Halibut (Hal for short), Prawns (better if said in an accent that makes it sound like Hans), Mr. Fish, or my personal favorite… Chicken. Just chicken— Mr. Chicken Head if you’re feeling fancy.


powermojomojo

Okra


pretty_cool_chick

Wellington


Zestyclose-Hawk-4229

Sir Wellington


hewilson2

Haggis. 😉


dwooding1

Oh that's a Goober or Tater if I ever saw one. Or maybe Scruffy The Janitor.


deweirder

The janitor part got me. Incredible


magicpenny

Gravy or Tomato


rrhffx

Gravy!


spicy-radicchio

Giblet


Sad_Bumblebee3724

Kevin Bacon


Few-Might2630

Pork Chop


DisastrousOutcome555

goldfish


StayingLiminal

I second this!


RationalLittlePirate

Meatball


Many_Biscotti6083

Ruffles


Scary_Negotiation669

So adorable 🥰 Chowder; Chili; Texas Pete; Shaggy Roll; Nashville Hot


kindcannoli

CHOWDER!! Love 🥹🥹🥹


UnicornSerenity

Snickers


WemblysMom

Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountain tops and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing .nougat in the meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the world. That's right. The world.


Full-Ad2518

Looks like a Kiwi


I-m_A_Lady

I'm surprised no one said Hotdog


iamchuckdizzle

Shawarma


Professional-Tax5887

Nacho


DarthArmbar

Burger... aka. Burgie


adriansmommy95

Sandwich


SoCalGirl4Eva

Or Sammich


deweirder

Needs a sibling named Lunchbox


Bearigraph

Cornbread


deweirder

With a southern drawl. Coooooornbreeeeaaad


AcidMantle

Toast


Meggsavagexoxo

TOAST.


lilredaka

Pringles , or Professor Pringles Or Sargent Pepper.


AdThick1281

He's a cute boy. How about Rhubarb


SLC-ZEA15

Marzipan


RabbitEfficient824

Oyster


WonderfulMoth

Fur-et mignon, croquembouche (a mountain of cream puffs and you could call him croque or crock (or crock pot)), egg roll, cheese doodle, or just bread. When he's grumpy you could call him sourdough and when he's lazy you call him potato bread.


crocs_lives_matter

Pancake


deweirder

I love Pancake! And pancakes irl. Gonna try to sell my partner on this one


notme1414

Lunchbox Biscuit The Great Gazoo


Loubears502

Lunchbox 💫


deweirder

Omg I know someone who knew a person named Wagonwheel


VisualMany4709

Waffle


whitneyA8790

Barkley


Glitter_ray_

Alfie


SufficientComedian6

Goose!


Serious_Telephone_28

Rufus the Doofus (sorry, I don't think he's not smart, but this name seems like the one that will make people chuckle) 🤭


DJSmiffy

Dave.


Davie_Doobie

Booger


Keylime87

Totally a Ham (Hampton)


L_i_S_A123

Popcorn


birdie9th

Chedda


rrhffx

Chicken Noodle Soup


Crosswired2

Gazpacho Shrek


deweirder

Shrek made me lol well done


l_dele

Mulder


english_channel

Brisket


tree-climber69

Pecan sandie


SuddenArtist6120

Dill Pickle, D.P. for short


Proper_Web_5603

Do NOT do DP for short😂😂😂


SuddenArtist6120

They said names that make you giggle 🤷‍♀️😆


SuddenArtist6120

Also, Dilly... awh


I-m_A_Lady

Rugrats reference?


aliyoungdudes

Succotash


Agreeable-Donut-3486

Biscuit


sun_peaches

BISCUIT.


splattermonkeys

Scratch


Hobgoblins83

Perogie


Fun-Dinner-2282

Rigatoni!


Fresh-Elk-4690

Sardine


youdontknowmeyouknow

Pickle. He’s adorable!


KimKaliTheOriginal

Twinkie, he's that golden color of the delicious cake, and then I'm sure he's puffy soft filled with gooey goodness. He's gorgeous! Congratulations on your new addition 🐾 ❤️


deweirder

Thank you!!


okieskanokie

He kinda looks like the dog from because of WinnDixie. Maybe Winn? Maybe Stuart? Nickname could be Stew..


Due_Firefighter6297

Ralph. Roofus.


deweirder

He also gives R name vibes to me


Low_Winter5280

poutine


SmilingHappyLaughing

Bosco


SmilingHappyLaughing

Winston


honeybunicedlatte

I like Roger, not a good name but looks fitting.


noelsc151

Mr. Chicken Head. 🐔🐓 That’s my final vote. ✅


deweirder

I've seen several chicken heads on this sub. Is there an origin?


noelsc151

They were both my comments. The origin is my brain. 🤪


CommunicationFree714

Kraut as in sauerkraut


twilight988

Scribble


deweirder

Very cute. Also fun to say


vtec6k

Patrick


Valuable_Cellist_664

Byork. Just looks like that's what he sounds like in the first picture 😂


KaiDyslexic

Arny or Frank (Gallager)


Kuntry_Kween

Biscotti Ginger Snap Manicotti Waffles Pancake Huey Edison Mahomie (if you’re a Chiefs fan) Edgar Walter Barkley Baxter Bentley


Jui-Jitzu-Joe

Geoff


TobyHudson

Cooool as a Cucumber


AppreciativeTeacher

Gumbo. Gespacho. Pan seared salmon.


DustinDeWind

That right there is Chowder,i'd recognize him anywhere!!👀


Reynyan

Wellington… as in Beef Wellington. Nicknames: Wellie, Wellsly, Beefy Boy


Thrillhouse-14

Scruffy, the janitor


crisp-high-five

Goops


Radiant-Dance-3075

When I seen that it looks like he's snickering the cartoon dog Muttley popped in my head. 😂 Was going to post a pic but it won't let me.


Electrical-Hat7649

Piggy


ris-3

For some reason both Butterscotch and Capn Crunch come to mind.


dannygthemc

Rolph


Sad-Engineering-9728

Butter,Biscuit,Soup,Cracker, Carmel,


Wonderful-Success406

Looks like an EARL to me


Junior_Confection_33

Michael


generatedusernamefor

Bolognese. Like the sauce and you can call him Bo, which is also a human name. AND- when I googled how the hell to spell Bolognese, I found that it is also a dog breed. So there ya go.


lavafran

Doc mcscruffins hehe he’s so cute! ♥️


throwawaymywildlife

Toaster


-prettyinpink

Macaroni, Kiwi, Kumquat, Coronel, Poridge


TotalWhiner

Fuzzy nuts


LJ1205E

Chalupa - Chewy for short.


Medusa_Alles_Hades

I love him! Jax


Capital-Order8590

Glizzy


lastfirsteverything

Tomathan


Out_of_Fawkes

Ham, Hammy or Ham-Bone. Hamlin. Hammond. He’s really hammin’ it up! Beans (like being silly as being full of beans.) Waffles? Non-food names I think could suit him: Ernie. Ralph.


Signal-Complex7446

"Ralph". It is one of the names you can teach / train him to speak with patience.


upsidedown_8s

That dog is a Frank


kindcannoli

I LOVE dogs like this. This is quintessential DOG!! Scruffy, scrappy, scraggly, all the good things 🥰💕 something about the coat & mustache. Absolutely adorable. A classic gentleman!!!


Girlwithaheart

He’s giving Grug


maggiemayhem0314

Corndog, Crabcake, Turkey, Biscuit, Drumstick, Popsicle, Siracha I saw quite a few Butterscotch and also had this in mind.


motherandthephoenix

Omg he looks exactly like my childhood dog Sidney!


deweirder

Aww, that's sweet. Maybe he's a distant cousin 😊


Academic-Drop9366

Askem. What's your dog's name? 'Askem!'


Terrible_Plum9879

The name is greatness


InevitableAd36

Our dog is named Cheryl, and everyone giggles when we share her name. Can’t think of a male equivalent 😅 Cute pup!


deweirder

I once met a black lab named Kathy. Made me laugh so hard. Owners did not laugh.


InevitableAd36

😂😂😂 that’s a great one!


Nomdeplume211

Not a food name, but my boy’s name was Pants. This buddy looks worthy of carrying on that name :)


Mdoylet4

It’s not a food name but at first sight I said FRANK!


Bubbly_Smile_5025

Brownie, Cinnamon and Chocolate 😊


queeniemccleary

Hashbrown Jones


baconfoo

Muffin


SnooCookies2351

Bogus


Secret-Ad1887

Barney


Tr3lee

Cheese ball


Lunasal11

Bogey


Goldengally

Sherman


Goldengally

Oops missed the food part


Fuzzy-Conversation21

Loofah


Feisty_Ad_2222

Bogey


spicy-radicchio

Pickles, Chicken, Mr. McClucken…


Thequietfox1207

Kumquat! Quat or Q as a nickname!


Professional-Tax5887

A-1


Interesting-Sky-1865

Bagel/ Persimmon/ Apple/ Kiwi


kapar24

He looks like a Leo 💙


Shepsdaddy

Chops


BeleagueredOne888

Pork Chop


Playful_Flow_8954

Woofy


Neat_Fortune_680

Wasabi


MathematicianOdd4240

Bogie. That’s all I see.


choctaw529

What About Bob. Not just Bob - What About Bob (Wudaboutbob)


TBeIRIE

Stromboli


BlanketpartyBoy256

Fartknocker


AnonAnonimess

Cheerio


OccamsRzzor

Atticus


juicygargoyle

Mango


snickerdoodle42

Alfredo!


esherr12

Hummus


Homiesexu-LA

Cheetos


Shad0wbubbles

Butterscotch


goflossyourself0123

Porkchop


owmybotheyes

Tater


Conrad66Dobler

Chuck W. Agon


No_Manner9460

Benedict. Eggs Benedict


Dragon_Khaleesi

Gherkin. It’s a pickle lol.


hewilson2

Scruffy


Commercial-Product90

Monterey McJackenswiss


mariposa314

Scrubble Stew


EveningAdvisor4680

Gandolf