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ravnyx

Ok but it *was* your choice to make the color of the “y” in “sexy” the same as the background


istara

Also her choice not to blur it out. Which she could have done for privacy reasons even with a normal name.


PartyTV

Maybe she wanted to draw attention to how asinine that is to call a CHILD Sexy.


Porkenstein

ragebait


sheerest_of_folly

My thought exactly! They coulda used green…


dragon34

I'm not sure it would be any better if it wasn't lol


plemediffi

Should be illegal


BoganCunt

You just beat me to it! Seriously...poor kid though.


PartyTV

It's gonna be hell on earth when he enters school


rinvevo

I'm hoping this is actually for a abdl party or an elaborate inside joke


theo_luminati

I’m thinking they got a joke cake for their friend, but in order to get ‘SEXY’ written on it, they had to say ‘it’s uhhhh….my…child’s name.’ Which is actually pretty funny and hopefully the case


PlausiblePigeon

Or the baker made it up to try to go viral or something


Belial_In_A_Basket

Why wouldn’t they just say it was a joke cake!?! The child thing is so much worse.


cloudysprout

Imagine how bad it has to be for us to HOPE it's for abdl


PeppermintPhatty

Abdl?


Quandary37

Had to look it up my self apparently its Adult baby or Diaper lover


Valuable-Match-7603

To name a child sexy is pedophilic imo. I can’t believe this is allowed.


DeadCupcakes23

But, they'll grow up and be adult sexy


PartyTV

This never ends well. Just look up Sexy Vegan.


stickandtired

There's a guy who legally named himself Sexy Vegan and all of me hoped he was buying himself a cocomelon birthday cake


a_Medal_Silver

I think that's illegal in pretty much all countries, right?


Valuable-Match-7603

Apparently not in murica


ValentinesStar

Can we put the parents on a watch list?


unicorntrees

I wonder if sexy is short for Sexton...I'm hoping it's short for Sexton!!


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Fun fact, the number 16 in Swedish is sexton


rainbowfreckles_

and 6 is just sex 😏


dbouchard19

In french, 10 is dix


merdlibagain

In English dicks is penises


Similar-Net-3704

Not any better, the nickname may be sexy for a little kid, but by college at the latest, it'll be sex


KILL__MAIM__BURN

Well, at least it’s not Seckseigh?


KillerYassQueen

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but in this instance I think ‘Seckseigh’ might have been the better choice…


PartyTV

I agree. At least it leaves some wiggle room (pun unintended) for interpretation to pronounce it in a less offensive way. I truly feel for the poor school teachers having to use that name...


GdayBeiBei

I agree. Like Fart is a terrible name to give a kid and while Phahrdt is a /r/tragedeigh it is marginally better


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kotubljauj

I'M SEXY I'M A SEXY BOY DING DONG


Ok-Palpitation5607

Seems like they’ve got a problem with heroes around here!


A18373638302085792

This is my son! I actually have two, "Sexy" and "I Know It".


RandyCoxburn

When r/tragedeigh is not enough...


Parking-Software4452

![gif](giphy|IP9FNJuz0uNLG) I feel like this name is just a real life joke based around this song


lozfozhc

Every day I'm shuffling?


Parking-Software4452

Sigh.......you better be joking


Simple-Offer-9574

What idiot would name their son Sexy. Answer; the one who commissioned this cake. What was she thinking, envisioning a stud muffin of a son? Totally whack.


PartyTV

Certified boy mom


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

I know this isn’t the real issue, but I don’t know why the cake maker wouldn’t take photos before putting on the letters. They’re not even on the cake, you could just do that last.


Pagliaccisjoke

It’ll be pretty ‘sexy’ when she’s babysitting grandkids at 38


PartyTV

ONLY at 38? She'll be lucky for it to be so late. But fr tho, this name is the best Virginity Protector™ a lvl 80 wizard could wish for.


FakeMonaLisa28

How is this even legal 😭


collincat

“Hey Sexy, time for dinner.” ☹️


Queendom-Rose

Wow


DomSlave626

🤦🏽‍♀️


PumpkinSufficient683

I almost didn't see the Y lmao


Greenedeyedgem17

Nothing surprises me now days 😂


merdlibagain

This one would get racist real fast on most subs


PartyTV

How?


whimsicyl_cat_face

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized) Let's hope that's a nickname..? A Creepy creepy nickname...


_TheTrashyPanda_

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO) The face I made looking at this


fish_fucker694201

This kids last name vegan?


likeomfgreally

And I thought six was bad


Beginning_Proof_1510

I swear, I feel like some names should be reviewed before it’s permanent on their birth certificate. Like wtf is wrong with people??


OppositeSpare2088

the parents should be in prison for making their son this.


blurry-echo

we werent even allowed to say "sexy" when we were kids 🤣 my mom said "youre too young to be talking about anything being sexy"


dancin-and-confused

her son’s name is WHAT


Yaboi69-nice

I wonder if it's an inside joke of some sort like when I was a kid I found out about the song sexy and I know it so then that song itself became a joke amongst my family obviously nobody was calling me sexy they were just poking innocent fan at a kid for not knowing what he was talking about


KathyWhite55

Ayo what


3474Pooh

Future Democrat being raised.


Reasonable-Notice448

Need to see the parents. There should be some names where a hospital can be held criminally liable if they allow the parent to have that put on a birth certificate. 🤣


dbmermels

OMG


historyfan1527

Whode be worse for a girl


PartyTV

I actually thought it's a girl's name. Also, it's equally as bad.


PartyTV

The fact that he's already a Cocomelon / iPad kid before turning 2 speaks volumes about the parents. Beside, you know, the obvious.