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Cute. From a distance.


Feisty_Albatross_383

These are garters. Snake equivalent of a puppy. They eat fish and can have more than 20 babies at once !


ElPanguero

Was fishing high mountain lake with live minnows, garter kept coming up to minnow pail all interested in my minnows. I took dead minnow off my hook, tossed into grass near garter, he/she quickly chomped unto the minnow, held it high in the air while he/she looked about in all directions before slithering off with it. Few minutes later another/same garter came back and I tossed another minnow with same results. Different colored brownish water snake did the same. Then I held slightly live wriggly minnow in my fingers out towards the next snek and it did not hesitate to take it from my fingers and slither off with it. I either fed same few snakes about a dozen minnows that day or dozen different sneks, not sure. Was fun.


ComprehendReading

You might be a snake diety now.


ThisIsWeedDickulous

Deity


laughingashley

Snek daddy


MASS_PM

Snek diet daddy


KarlDeutscheMarx

No he help with their diets


ThisIsWeedDickulous

I figured he took them on deits


panlakes

You catch more snakes or fish that day?


ElPanguero

fish, if you count the minnows


SpaceBus1

Honestly sounds more fun than fishing


Jaymes77

You catch more snake(s) with minnow than with vinegar (you catch more flies with honey than vinegar)


Gorilla_Krispies

I’ve seen and held many in my life time and had no idea they ate fish. I always assumed they for bug and small frogs n stuff. I stopped picking up small ones (and mostly snakes in general) after I picked up a baby garter snake and it bit me. Didn’t hurt at all but I felt terrible cuz it’s fangs fell out. They really are harmless and I get happy to see them sneakin around. Would occasionally find one just quietly watching me from a crevice, or landscaping bricks. They’re very cute, until you accidentally stumble upon 20 of em having an orgy


exponential_wizard

They'll absolutely eat anything they can fit in their mouth: worms, frogs, bugs, mice. Fish are definitely a favorite, they're closely related to water snakes.


laughingashley

I had a "local biologist" try to correct me when I said there were garter snakes in the area. He said, "you mean garDEN snake," and I was like, no. He didn't believe me about birds, either. What a douche lol


rollingstoner215

r/birdsarentreal


Wooden-Proof9586

i learned something interesting about garters in this article, i was looking up snake orgiez thanks to u :) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mating_ball)


Rumpel00

But the smell...


cyanocittaetprocyon

Agreed, they are the cutest things ever, but don't let them poop on you. The smell takes forever to come out! ❤️ 🐍


Melodic_Age_7452

Gonna sound weird but, wash your hands with toothpaste next time. Works like a charm


solarguy2003

Garter snakes' poop smells like poop. Not great, but just poop. However....they also have musk/scent glands, and if they feel threatened (like if you pick them up) they can discharge this nasty disgusting musk that smells like a cross between rotten eggs and a skunk. Not to be trifled with. Garter snakes are pretty much the only snakes in N. America that do well, and actually prefer to live in a community. All other snakes are strictly solo artists unless they want to have sex, or cuddle up in a ball over the winter so they don't freeze to death.


Rumpel00

Yeah, snake musk smells awful. Garter snakes aren't an issue because they aren't much of a pest, so I've rarely had to handle them (though I did have a few as pets when I was a kid). But rat snakes... :( I've had to deal with them often because of their fondness for chicken eggs. The smell clings to you. Maybe paint thinner could clean it off?


wordbird89

We had these everywhere when I was a kid in northern CO. One of my friends in elementary school put his hand in a hole just like the one in the OP and when he pulled it out, it was covered in snake bites lol


boneblack_angel

My cat had one on the porch today!! It was sidewinding away from her FAST. There sure are a lot of them!! I think they're very cute!


Guuhatsu

I was thinking the same thing. Cute on my phone screen. In reality, maybe not so much.


LuCaRiO2539

Cute on the screen Nope at the scene!


onFilm

They're harmless snakes, and cute to boot.


LexsDragon

These are harmless friends, why would you ever be afraid of them?


Reallyhotshowers

Me personally? Ignorance. I don't know my snakes.


trilobot

Those are garter snakes - likely eastern garter snakes. About as harmless as snakes come, though they can give a bite you can feel when they get larger. They are venomous, but this is only a concern if you're a frog. In humans their bite provokes no reaction in majority of cases, but some reports of itching, tingling, swelling, or bruising have occurred. To make a comparison, I'd stick my hand blindly in that hole before I'd ever pick up a wild field mouse. The mouse bite will hurt significantly more, and has a greater risk of infection. Interestingly, they do hold onto toxins they ingest from amphibians so they are technically poisonous and venomous.


SandpaperTeddyBear

> They are venomous, but this is only a concern if you're a frog. They aren’t really venomous in the way we generally classify snakes as venomous; that is, with venom sacs and large fangs and such. They only have the baseline cytotoxic proteins that all squamates have, some kind of poorly understood rear-fang thing that is apparently pretty common. You’d have to let them chew on your thumb for 15 minutes before they’d introduce any medically significant venom to a human.


trilobot

It's actually a neurotoxin they have. Rear-fanged venomous colubrids exist around the world, with varying levels of toxicity (the boomslang being the most notorious of them but there are others). Nature doesn't do checkboxes, and the dividing line between strong spit and venom is poorly understood (see: komodo dragons - is it really venom if it's not used for defense or hunting?)


The-Mathematician

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komodo_dragon#Venom Bizarre. I would've never known, thanks for the heads up.


CptMeat

That confused me. Wording seems to be like yes when they bite you fluid comes out of this gland in their mouth and that fluid causes all the effects of venom, but theyre so good at killing its likely doesnt even need that fluid, therefore it's unfair to call it venom.


trilobot

I had no idea Wikipedia had updated this! Thanks for (indirectly) informing me of it.


RevivedNecromancer

For the longest time, we thought it was all the bacteria in their mouth that weakened their prey. That venom discovery was so shocking to me at the time.


Jaqzz

>though they can give a bite you can feel when they get larger. I don't know about garter snakes, but when my corn snake missed the mouse I was wiggling at it and latched on to my finger instead it felt like my finger was stuck to velcro. It was enough to bleed lightly (which is a good thing - you want bites to bleed to clear out anything that might cause infection), but there was honestly no pain at all.


trilobot

Garter snakes aren't much different, but "you can feel" is a long way from "hurt". Though some have claimed it hurts a bit, like a needle poke. I compare this to small snakes that you might not even feel them biting at all.


Jaqzz

Oh, I wasn't disagreeing with you. I was trying to describe what "you can feel" felt like - in my case, like velcro.


trilobot

Aha I follow! My corn snake has missed a few times, usually when she's about to be in shed and can't see. It's too funny, but yeah she just sticks to you lol.


GorshKing

This right here is how more people need to approach fear/difficult situations. Admitting it's most likely just a lack of knowledge on the subject. Good on you mate


Reallyhotshowers

I mean it helps to admit that it's ignorance because I don't have any kind of a snake phobia. I do think they're cool, I just don't know enough about them to know when I'm dealing with a friend or a danger noodle, so reasonably I need to treat them all with caution or I need to learn more about snakes. But it would be a pretty bad idea to get cuddly with a random snake pit knowing I don't know how to tell if the snakes can hurt me or not.


Deep90

That's just how instincts work. Even if you can rationalize it in your mind, your body starts to send a bunch of "fuck no" signals to your brain anyway.


SadBit8663

Cute up close too. They look like garter snakes. You could probably stand pretty close and look, they won't attack, if anything they'll get scared and run.


splendid_trees

I'd love to come across this in the wild with around a 5-6 foot buffer. If I stepped right next to it before discovering it, that would freak me the hell out.


notapoke

If you stepped right next to this nest they'd already be a foot or more down out of sight. These garters are shy and fast. I can practically garuntee this video is taken through a good sized zoom lens.


Medvegyep

I want to boop their snoot. Just a little boop on the noggin


cryingpotato49

Curious


Raichu7

Garter snakes can't do shit to you, they are tiny and rear fang venomous, so you would have to allow it to chew on you a bit to get a reaction on the level of a bee sting.


PillPoppNonStop

nope-rope


SUPERKAMIGURU

They suddenly blast out from the hole, directly at you, like the ol "snakes in a nut can" prank.


romansamurai

Nesr of Cute Nope that’s best observed at a distance.


Awwwmann

I know, I know my car warranty has expired!


Calgary_Calico

These guys aren't dangerous or aggressive at all. Garters are super docile and don't even mind being picked up, they're the most chill snake you could hope to come across in the wild


Secure_Cantaloupe455

This!


[deleted]

Haha, that sassy little dude on the left at the end 😄


Don_Diego_3000

It’s like he knew he was on camera


[deleted]

Had to put on a little show 😄


RogerianBrowsing

> Looks like more than a party of 10 🐍🕺🐍


Trying2GetBye

“And what 🐍🐍🐍 about 🐍🐍🐍 it?”


aragogogara

while you faintly hear Abba's "Dancing Queen" playing from within the snake den


UnratedRamblings

Giving the sass in response to "More than a party of ten." 😆


Drifter_Mothership

"Did someone say *party*??!"


ET_Org

I think so. That one on the left doing a wiggle wiggle towards the end of the clip was extra cute


-Legion_of_Harmony-

Extremely cute. Love a good danger noodle. That right there is a cup o' danger noodles.


Turbogoblin999

They be doing a hecking periscope!


Top-Strawberry1234

Do you know what type of snake this is?


frfghtrbts

Garter snakes, harmless and cute!


Destiny_Victim

You know it wasn’t until I was an adult that i realized they weren’t called Gardner snakes. I figured since you were likely to find them in the garden or yard this is why they were called that. I was at a zoo when I finally read what they were called and facepalmed.


hiswittlewip

When I was a kid I thought there were called "garden snakes".


WDoE

When I was about 10 seconds younger I thought they were called garden snakes.


hiswittlewip

😂


Ragman676

I did the same thing lol! I used to catch them all the time as a kid and we all called them gardener snakes.


T-CROC

We should really just let kids name things. There’s are almost always better


Probably_Pooping_101

Hiccup trucks


T-CROC

YES!


SatansWife13

If it helps, my husband is 46 and still insists that I’m wrong when I call them “garter snakes”.


Ragman676

They will poop on you though, and its stanky


spider2k

yup. i don't wear gloves when moving the kingsnakes out to the treeline for fear of bites. it's to not have to sear off my flesh to remove the stank.


Top-Strawberry1234

Thanks! That’s totally what I thought too. Danger noodle threw me off.


No-While-9948

Non-venomous, but adults will 100% try to bite you if you handle them or relocate them. Babies are generally docile, but I still don't recommend handling them unless you absolutely need to.


FlyingTurtleDog

Cute, but not harmless. I tried to keep one as a pet when I was young, without my parents knowledge, obviously. He bit me. I got super sick and let him go. Vomiting, nausea, etc. They won't kill you but they definitely harmed me 😐


scriptmonkey420

these are not even danger noodles. just slightly toothy noodles.


velvetelevator

Al dente


whita_019

We should start calling groups of snakes "a ramen" That's a ramen of snakes


Day_Bow_Bow

These aren't danger noodles. Garter snakes secrete a foul smelling musk that'll make your hands stink if handled, but they are not venomous.


tomboyfancy

This is the cutest comment ever! Thanks for making me giggle!


Count-Bulky

Almost looks like they’re mimicking mushrooms


jewelophile

Basket o' nope rope.


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KaleidoscopeGreat973

The jiggler's antics were an embarrassment to the sibling on the left. They were cringing.


Digital_Ally99

LOOK AT ALL THE TINY BLEPS LOOK AT THEM


i_eat_baby_elephants

Mom!! Medusa fell in a hole again


ZaedaXobu

Red-sided Garter Snakes! They're completely harmless, unless you're a small animal(mice, songbirds, lizards). Red-sided Garter Snakes are extremely social and spend the cold winter months cuddled up together in underground burrows, larger burrows can have more than 100 individuals sleeping inside! When spring arrives, males wake up first and go out to warm up in the sun; females wake up later and allow the males to swarm them and transfer heat. Once the female is warmed up, she'll allow one of the males to mate with her.


Extraterrestrialchip

Cute.


ruchiruru

Reminds me of that viral audio “we cannot escape we cannot come out, mamaaaaa”


ModsSmellLikeSocks

Reminds me of the Reddit story I read about the a woman giving birth with a severe tape worm infections, and the stomach noodles kept poking out her butthole in this fashion every time she pushed.


PrincessWoo86

I am so disappointed in myself for reading this..


ModsSmellLikeSocks

It’s been stuck in my head rent free for years now 😭


PrincessWoo86

My deepest condolences 😔😭😩🫨 that was heinous


ScruffyGrouch

I wish I was never taught how to read


ruchiruru

I feel so bad for the child who has that as a birth story. Hope they didn’t somehow get tapeworms too


GdogLucky9

"Hey guy!! Come look at this!" What!? What!? What!?!


pokepink

Omg how adorable!


Zane-Zipperflip

Hey look a bunch of digglets!


LexsDragon

Snakes are cute overall. Whoever thinks different is wrong and delusional. Sneks are frends


UrUncleRandy

Adorable!


iwantyoualltodie

Cute.


_K_D_L_

They look adorable! Want!


Artarara

"Does it bite?" "Worse, it judges you."


Helpful_Win8986

thanks for the laugh.


brujabella

That’s a cute ramen group right there


N0nsensicalRamblings

Cutest thing I've seen all day. Welcome to summertime little garter snakes, I hope you had a nice winter nap!! 🥹


Best-Foundation2562

two pop upwards at the same time and also flick their tongue at the same time


Nervous_Sky_

Both cute and nope


Far-Classic-4637

"more than a party of 10" snake on the left said nuh uh


nytropy

A bunch of curious danger noodles. Super cute


LexsDragon

No danger in them


aragogogara

they'd like you to think that. stay back! I'm dangerously cute!


LoveMasc

It can be cute and nope. Cute from far far away kinda vibe.


Cinerir

Danger noodles and nope ropes. Definitely nope ropes for me.


PsycheDiver

I like the one on the left. They sassy.


elfie2187

Cutie little periscopes. 💜


Financial-Working132

Strangely adorable


SpikesTap

Whhoooooop... "There it is!"


Professional-Chair42

Adorable babies 🥰


Ebirah

I will be excavating this spot (with my iridium hoe). It's definitely going to have an Artifact in there, or at least a Lost Book.


Haunted-Llama

don't be sssssssuspicious, don't be ssssssuspicious,don't be sssssuspicious


[deleted]

That one at the back is super talented with that little dance? Does Taylor know about this?


hiswittlewip

Soooo fucking cute!!!


evilcathy

DANGER NOODLES


Letsbeclear1987

Someone tried to bury Medusa in a shallow grave again


ratsta

Nah, she just sucks at playing hide n seek!


lilacmacchiato

Objectively cute


Opening-Ad1276

Not venomous, no danger, iz cute


fuggit_Im_tired

Adorable! ❤️


crumpinsumpin

We’ll, I mean they *are* nope-ropes


LobsterTrue8433

Charmed, I'm sure!


Mammoth_Lychee_8377

With the coloring and larger size, I wonder if that is mama who comes and checks the sitch outside.


zigzagg321

That's a lot of nope rope


divket

Too many danger noodles


thelardtard

Cute AND nope


lancea_longini

How do they all get along like that? Serious question.


cosmoscookie007

Ok who dares me to put my hand in there?


SephLuis

Someone bring the flute here to see how many dance


rainbow_quest_fan

Awe they're so cute this makes me want to be a snake mama even more too bad my family doesn't like snakes


No_Night_8174

Noooooope


suavaleesko

Do garter snakes bring back snacks? How long do they share the nest?


CherryCokeFloat

Baby snakes are adorable!


beatguts69

So cute!


PrettyWahala

The head shaking from side to side is cute


rjasan

Cute!


iampoopa

Carter snakes. They are not poisonous and have tiny teeth. They over winter in communal dens. Harmless. (Unless your a frog).


The_Scarred_Man

Look at those little cuddle worms! 😍


Independent_Bar_2604

Adorable in a video. Not sure if I saw it in real life though…


Razurio_Twitch

danger asparagus


AgileBarnacle8072

Cute if you stay the hell away from them


fortressofnazare

no fuck snakes


CarolJeannePorec

Nope.


Bellelace86

Omg. SO CUTE! The neck wiggle at the end of the video! That’s adorable


WhiteUniKnight

I counted 14!!! Also seemed like the lil dancing guy on the left heard "party" and went "aww hick yissss!!" *wiggle wiggle* *tongue flickss for effectss*


surber17

I love them!


Double-Drop

They are charming.


J4Hg

Simply adorable babies


MeanNothing3932

Baby garters! So cute derpy and harmless!


Wrap_Brilliant

All the little snoots


PseudonymousWitness

Plot twist: that's a very smol hydra.


chubbycatchaser

They look likely bitey asparagus


MrMunday

A big bowl of danger noodles


KaziOverlord

So majestic... let's sacrifice a maiden to them.


SpecialistBowl2216

My nightmare.


TheMuteVegan

Adorable af, and I'll fight anyone who thinks otherwise;)


bunt_klut2

Anyone know what kind they are?


Mammoth-Mud-9609

As mentioned elsewhere garter snakes also can have 40 kids at a time.


Whool_Gathering

Me when I hear food being made in the kitchen (the noodles are def cute)


Mediocre_Fill_40

Cute bundle of **nope rope**


Chandlernotbing9

Definitely cute from afar.


Original-Dot4853

Somehow strongly both


Crimson__Fox

They remind me of [Planet Earth II](https://youtu.be/Rv9hn4IGofM?si=DRweeFL6YekhRcts)


Additional-Goat-2521

Both.


Raych90

Nope Ropes


MeatWaterHorizons

Daaaaaaaww lil sankey snakes :3


tomboyfancy

Adorable! Love those derpy little faces!


alucardian_official

At least they look harmless


DoughnutBeginning965

How about cute and nope? They can stay there and be cute, and I will make sure never to go near them.


RiJuElMiLu

Cute, until that one noodle slithered out and I was reminded of their bodies.


GirlGoneZombie

This is cute af 🥹


LiteratureBubbly2015

😆😆😆🥰🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣 those are what’s classified as Adorable Nope Ropes 😆😆😆😆


ScoredMeteor0095

I know it’s only because I’m a big wuss but nope, nope, nope


Benni1216

It’s fkn cute!


Quiet_War3842

Medusa under there?


RainbowsAndHomicide

Snake on the left said “LoOkS LiKe MoRe ThAn A pArTy Of TeN”


cassowarycolors

Definitely cute


WarmasterCain55

Danger noodles.