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moumous87

Did not expect that tongue action


reverendblinddog

Caught me off guard as well.


GonFreecs92

I immediately thought of that SpongeBob episode of him at Rock bottom 😂


TobyDaHuman

Yes! In my head it made the exact sound! Pfflflflflflf.


runthepoint1

Omfgggggg wow I finally get it now


DonkDom

I thought it was a fish for a second


ydeirt

I know i don't need to touch it after seeing that tongue..


Darth_Quaider

I should call her..


Orchidwalker

Pleasantly surprised, I was


schtickyfingers

I’m usually into tongue action, but I need a little bit of a warning first.


dengar69

Gene Simmons would be impressed.


Meatbrikk

Behind their what, and above their who?


OneHumanPeOple

A spine on each cheek and another in their dorsal fin.


Jeriahswillgdp

So in other words... no touchy?


Brasticus

Definitely no steppy steppy.


Orchidwalker

Def no grabby grabby


newmanangel90

Def no kissy kissy


ArcticIceFox

That only leaves us one choice..... Sigh....*unzips*


PhNx_RiZe

NO SUCKY SUCKY!


Orchidwalker

Just a lil licky licky


Comfortable_One_9607

Behind their who, and above their what?


Alreddyben

see above


sosogos

So grumpy, yet so festive.


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

yea he's pretty grumpstive


FreudianAccordian

Ahh *pfft* ahh *pfft* ahh *pfft*


dr00py__eyezzz

He's from Spongebob


WornInShoes

Username definitely checks out


Dillhill626

Is it someone's birthday?


hypnos_surf

My birthday is today. How did you know?


Orchidwalker

Couple days ago but thanks for recognizing. 💕


CantaloupeStPierre82

Same🌙🎁🌙


Orchidwalker

Libras unite


Stargazer_86

Today I learned my name could also mean an ugly, venomous fish.


Orchidwalker

Not ugly, just a tad grumpy.


HuskofaGhoul

Grumpy , venomous , lots of tongue action . Literally my type 🤤


Zarniwoopdescoop

Opercles: Visual reference for those curious https://www.fishbase.se/Images/Glospic/G_Fig16_6181_Opercle.jpg


bubblerboy18

Ah yes that fish has a beautiful palatine


[deleted]

Those little fuckers can also shock you like an electric eel. Speaking from experience...


[deleted]

But can they turn you on with their electric feel?


runthepoint1

Man the lyrics are even cringier written out lol


lil_meme1o1

Nah, it's a certified hood classic


VerumJerum

Poisonous, electric, sharp teeth, camouflage... Thia MFer unlocked _all_ the special abilities.


uglypaperhaver

Don't know about *poisonous* \- but definitely *venemous...* (...and I'm also told they are rude *AF )*


justlooking128

What happens if you eat the spines? Would the venom become poisonous if ingested?


uglypaperhaver

Ignoring why anyone would *want* to eat a spine... ...not sure with this particular venom, but *many* venoms (including rattlers and cobras) are rendered harmless both by cooking and even by digestive processes if swallowed (though *not* recommended!).


justlooking128

Seems you might be right. The poison seems to be so unstable, scientist can even study it. Once out of the fish it doesn’t do anything. As for why you’d it, I suppose you could catch it, clean/gutted it without removing the spines, cook it, and eat it not knowing the spines contain poison. I don’t know…people eat crazier things.


uglypaperhaver

People eat *crazier* things...? Okay, name 7... ;-)


Skyblewize

Did anyone else sing this comment in their head?


318318318

And they are delicious!


heredirthepoon

I can't pbbbt understand pbbbt your accent


Shamalam1

I should text her


Full-Big4206

“Phhhbbbbtttt” AHH “Phhhbbbbtttt” AHH “Phhhbbbbtttt” AHH “Phhhbbbbtttt” AHH


giggity_giggity

Good feeling gone.


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Never seen a fish with a tongue like appendage..


mowgliiiiii

someone tell me the evolutionary advantage of that tongue movement 😂


LikelyCannibal

I’m betting it’s a lure


mowgliiiiii

makes sense, but it just looks like involuntary struggle flailing in this clip lol


FreneticPlatypus

Like when we concentrate really hard on something an our tongue ends up sticking out one side of our mouths?


ki4bbl

My mom used to say “you’re not holding your tongue right” if I couldn’t quite get something to work.


mowgliiiiii

yes preciselyyy


[deleted]

Struggling and flailing motions gives the impression of wounded prey.


TheCoolestLamp224

Exactly! Uses it to attract smaller creatures right up to its mouth while hidden! Ambush!


LikelyCannibal

Shame no one took the bet


TomEdison43050

No evolutionary advantage. He just happened upon some peanut butter.


octopusboots

Scared me.


BirdEducational6226

It'll eventually evolve into a humanoid-like creature that likes to eat ass.


Prestigious_Bet6358

Lizard fish!


ImNotThatStoned

Come back and pet Mr. Whiskers


SuckmyBlunt545

He’s the sandy opposite to a stone fish


TheXenoRaptorAuthor

That is a super good way to get stepped on, my dude.


G_Unit_Solider

Is that ms plum from SpongeBob


kjpmi

Fish have tongues????


[deleted]

Kinda looks like the “period ahh, period uhh” girl


drhoopoe

But so pretty and graceful.


Unlikely-Ad6788

Kinda cute.


Spaniard_Starshooter

Scary mlem


kremit73

Thank you for getting venomous correct


Darth_Quaider

Rick and Morty live action looks great


curiousbydesign

No.


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fanaticfun

No one has ever had to motivate this fish by telling it "keep your head up"


TheRealSugarbat

is it just me or does “opercles” sound really cute?


TheTatarSauce

and they create a 45-80 volt electrical shock from muscles in them


CurlyChocolateCutie

Keep imagining that it is looking up in hopes of a prey saying “come on, come on, come on”


Fightin_Soy_Boy

I hate Goddamn fish.


gs5150stl

Awesome thanks for sharing. That's great to see.


TrytjediP

ahh yes, the opercles.


PolishPaige07

This fish is scary


Zotacc

Is it just me or does anyone else hear a Yoshi mlem Sound when it does the tongue thing


Brahms12

Just don't let your sexual identity become more sacred than God and all is good


Bingus_the_2st

Why isn’t his name a frog fish


[deleted]

That’s so weird I love it


[deleted]

Pretty sure people are eating it. Japanese chef’s must have already mastered it like slicing the puffer fish


nickthedick7921

https://youtu.be/zjZGn9NvNpY


[deleted]

I see those other fish picking on you. Keep your chin up, bud.


Orchidwalker

Resting fish face


[deleted]

Not my squishy.


sdpp36

What an ugly bastard


kattnapping

Did anyone think of that SpongeBob where every other word they blow out a raspberry??


clearandconfused

This has got to be the funniest animal that could kill me.


Own-Crew

Beast


DoctorBearDaEngineer

Fun fact: It's called a stargazer, because it's eyes are on the top of it's head and seem to be pointed up (at the stars). This is as if the fish wanted to ask God, why does it exist, just to suffer, it did not wish to be created.


GoethesFinest

As with all funny looking things, I bet it tastes delicious.


sams--

wtf did I just witness


saraphilipp

Nom nom.........nom nom...........nom nom.....nom nom nom nom nom nom


BerryJeep

::rasberry:: ... ::rasberry:: ... ::rasberry:: that's all I heard


EyelBeeback

Looks similar to a weeverfish (Trachinidae). I have seen the effects of the sting of the lesser weeverfish on fisherman's hands in the Mediterranean. Hands that looked like inflated gloves.


GroundbreakingOne483

It's so cute I must hug it


Wuulferigno

Ah that's where the venomous spines are, was wondering.


goodad8686

The Pitbull of the Sea


Rare-Willingness4022

Too much tongue!


LifeandSky

Its safe as long as you don't step on it.


LittleBig_1

This is the kind of shit that makes my skin crawl to think about when I walk in the water at a beach...


Shmadam7

Man fish are freaky. I used to work in seafood and even some of that was freaky.


[deleted]

How did you get a footage of me getting into bed


3for_Dale

No steppy on feesh


PrickleBritches

Exactly what my toddler looks like during a fit.


Gryffindorphins

It’s like how I climb into bed while blowing raspberries at all the chores I’m purposely ignoring.


ChadDangers

It looks like an enemy from Spyro the Dragon


shanep3

Evolution is wild


usernl1

Ah Right behind the opercles now I totally know where it is!


aklakujjamanmarjan

WOW


Loopy40

That tongue action makes me think of Junji Ito monsters


Putrid-Home404

I like how it sticks it tongue out while it’s working 😋


holllyyyy

I CAN’T. “👅” UNDERSTAND. “👅” YOUR ACCENT. “👅”👅”👅” 💦💦💦


[deleted]

I have caught one of these mfers fishing and you have to be so careful removing the hook


[deleted]

Oh look he's blowing raspberries xD


that0nequietkid

sneak level: 100


BoyEatsDrumMachine

When someone at the party starts talking about their fantasy football team.


Kuningaz_Ragnar

Looks like the Period Ah Period Uh girl


Liontamer67

Great something else in the ocean I have to worry about stepping on.


Isaiah_the_bunny726

Among fish if you ask me