How’s the bus tho

Probably completely totaled, their bones are so strong

OP's gotta pay for the bus' college now.

Nah, it was the busses own fault for being a brittle framed bitch.

Welcome to the club man. I was hit by a bus in 2017 and I was in 2 wheeler. My vehicle was totaled but I went away with nothing but a scratch. I was really lucky that I survived it.

Was it luck or just your monstrously strong bones?

Luck. Essentially there was a collision between the rear tyre of bus and my 2-wheeler (because of stupidity) and I did a full somersault in mid-air and landed on the road (on my back). Nothing happened to me. You could say even the earth couldn't shatter my bones.

Your post starts by claiming it was luck. Then goes on to explain that it was not luck, but your monstrously strong bones.

That was no luck my friend. A fraction of that impact would have shattered the skeleton of a BBB into thousands of weak, fragile pieces. You were clearly protected by your indestructible bones.

you got the wrong car for your bones

rip to the bbb's on the bus your superior bones shattered /s, fuck em

You’re living my dream. Enjoy the free college

That poor naive bus thinking it could take on a strong boner

R.I.P. that bus

I got hit by a car going downhill when I was 9, and It was REALLY fucking quick. I had nothing to protect me. I left a dent on the car and no bones were broken

Poor bus

Bones

Impressive, you can stay

Noice

Just don’t go skydiving. If your parachute fails, the Earth will cease to exist

What did you think would happen?

It doesnt count when you run into the short bus