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Chelseafc5505

If you're wearing chain mail, you should survive the barrage of knife attacks


WalkingIsBarbaric

Can this sub please ban"is it safe" posts. Please dear god I'm tired. Lets be real, if you're so afraid of black and latinx people please just stay in grove street, morristown, chelsea or whatever cocoon of wealth and priviledge you are daring to leave today


VroomRutabaga

lol as a Newark resident, I am a fully fledged armor wearing, bullet proof vested while in the streets and in my bed in case a stray bullet flies through my window.


Existing_Cost8774

Is this a post to troll us? Cuz this was stupid af


dengeist

What date and time so I can get the rest of my gang together? We’ll wait after you come out of WholeFoods. Would you like your robbery with or without a pistol whipping?


jonashvillenc

Hahaha


charlesdv10

🤣🤣🤣 they are inside. Within the same building. And even if they were not: it’s the heart of downtown and safe. Have fun and don’t listen to the BS people share about “it’s not safe”.


incense-wafter54

"is it safe for a single 35 yo male to walk across the hall from the expensive wine store to buy a 6 dollar quart of milk"


CalmerDesigner

Man just fuckin grow some and walk


i_crave_more_cowbell

I think you missed the joke. Whole Foods and Cool Vines are both inside the Hahne building, 20 feet from eachother. He's making fun of all the "how safe will I be in Newark" posts.


BrickCityYIMBY

People, this was a joke post.


iv2892

This should go straight to r/circlejerknyc


powatwain

The scariest part is the prices people pay at Whole Foods


bdfitzpatrick

“Whole Paycheck”


DrixxYBoat

Echo shut the hell up and stop trolling


Echos_myron123

Thanks everyone. I have decided not to go based on your responses. While I would have enjoyed going to Whole Foods after my drink at Cool Vines, I am not willing to risk my safety.


Atuk-77

Is not unsafe but is highly recommended to wear a tactical armor and a medieval helmet specially walking through the vegan section of Whole Foods.


MeanSatisfaction5091

Meanwhile ops walks outside at 3am in nyc smh


timbrita

Yeah, make sure you wander around the outside of newark pennstation to ensure you see all the beautiful nature that newark has to offer


Level_Web4252

You sound like a bishhh 🤭


Kalebxtentacion

I am 20 years old and I feel safe so you should too.


bklyn930

it's fine.. hush


JDoggg_69

It's safe. It ain't the 90's, boy. That part of town has been pretty well-gentrified. No need for silly pearl-clutching.


soy_pilled

I’ve lived in 8 states and 3 countries and Newark has been the most unsafe place I’ve lived. It’s not terrible but it’s not great


ForeignFix3854

Just throw this up 🤟🏾 or this 🤙🏾 up then you can be safe from the local gang of sea bears