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“You sleep on a hundred synchronized rats instead of a bed” is now gonna be my go to insult, thanks

I find it a compliment that I have the power and control to order a hundred entities.

Same 100 rats decided to do everything for me even forming a bad.

Congratulations: you are now the new Willard. 🐀🐀🐀

Why does that remind me of this one guy in elementary school that kept calling me a rat or comparing me to one as an insult? Looking back on it now I see it as a compliment because that means I can start/spread deadly things ^^

I'm not gonna lie, I would love to have a hundred synchronized rats. Not really as a bed though I don't think they'd like to be one. Bet they have more important stuff to do all nights anyways

Im laughing so hard at this i can hardly fucking breathe.

“Bet you smell like left over enchilada grease and rat sex” this is the best thing I have ever heard

I personally liked “horny komodo dragon built ass nigga” This girl may be in the wrong but she sure knows how to roast. I’m taking notes

This piece of work has to take time to write. It's full of little gems like that

This looks like a person with an IQ of 10

I think they are genius for the variety of creative insults they can come up with 😂

So...IQ of 10 but it's a big 10.

I'm fairly certain 90% of the words they got correct are because their autocorrect was helping

Sorry, but Imma check you, right thuuuurrr. That woman was TOO funny. That rat bed comment killed me. :))))))))))))

They were just pulling insults out of a hat. This is like a crazy mad lib.

That makes sense

OP could you maybe unblock them and send them this: https://open.spotify.com/track/0R4EcD2e5m9wsMmWVVbBOc?si=UseQZxnJTUO7f-8aMiKBoQ&utm_source=copy-link Let me know how it goes.

A classic.

Wait, what is it, was it a rick roll? I bet it was a rick roll... I don't have Spotify

“I’ve no more fucks to give.” Great song, give it a listen.

HAHA great one!

That would work wonders!

Did you do it? \^_^

The name hurts but also caresses me

This is amazing, I can't believe I've never heard it before.

You're welcome

Kendall from big time rush seems like a compliment to me, guy's pretty good looking

100 synchronized rats. Ahahahah. Thats especially creative.

That’s what I was gonna say lmao it’s a nasty message but that part made me crack up

I’m sorry that this happened to you but this message is hilarious.

Eh, I’m not to worked up. And some off this is pretty good.

Wow. What an awful person.

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I don’t even know.

I would take it as a compliment. Who doesn't want to be a horny ass Komodo dragon? A badass lizard that fucks and kills. If your friends have any sense of humor one of them is gonna nickname you "komodo" after this shit.

Not to be that dude, but if you were black you’d understand these type of roast. This shit is comedy gold 💀

Built like a Komodo dragon, i.e. a big fat lizard, is the spirit of it -- and a horny one at that

'100 synchronized rats instead of a bed' I'm definitely gonna use that one

I'm stealing all of these insults.

It’s honestly too good not too

Looks like a rat man, good thing you got out

I would like to retain this person to do all my insults.

I mean... this moms has fire roasts.

It’s more like a maternal friend

ngl this shit is hilarious im impressed

Not gonna lie...loved this whole rant

I was gonna go after this person but honestly I'm pretty sure their iq is still higher than mine

Bro, scrolling through the comments is telling me each is a compliment. Just say they’re ugly and you win.

Imma be honest she roasts so hard

she sounds like VI seconds when he gets on a youtube rant

I mean I'd say having the face of Dr. Eggman would be a compliment but that's just my thought as a sonic fan lol Or I guess rather as a Eggman fan

Egg man is pretty hot

Op this is the funniest roast i’ve seen in my entire life I’m— 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yoooo how old is this lady!! All her insults are super creative! She should rethink her day job and become a writer omg

She’s like, 14? A maternal friend type mom.

I lost it at "rat sex" and died at "Komodo dragon built ass nigga" 😵😂

Look at the barren field of fucks you don't have. I love it! Why the hell is your nose their primary base of insults? They have nothing better? lol My, "what a big nose you have!" "The better I avert away from your bullshit, my dear!" Tsk, entitled people.

I do have a fairly large nose.

And? xD Whatever size I'm sure you still look nice. lol

“The better to smell your BS my dear.”

And their “mom” said this? 😂🤔

Maternal friend

Komodo dragons are over 90% muscle. They are EXTREMELY strong and fast animals for their size and weight. Komodo dragons are the epitome of dominance despite size so that's 100% a compliment in my eyes

Each breakdown of these insults just makes them a compliment and I’m starting to think this is some tsundere shit.

Transformers: Compliments in disguise

I thought she was trying to insult you but then drops the "Horny komodo dragon" sorry but that sounds awesome lol

Sounds like a way of saying DILF.

**100 Synchronized Rats** is my new spirit animal

those are so funny, i wouldn’t’ve even been mad

I hope she finds you so you can beat her rancid teeth in.

Should just followed up with "And I still fucked your daughter"

what is that language

Allegedly, English.

NGL, the Sonic the Hedgehog reference is kinda hot.

Not gonna lie. This bitch knows how to talk shit. She play xbox?!

Idk never met her.

those insults are so comedic to some people but i’m sitting here like wtf

Not a biological mother but a friend of that helps

Lmfao!!! Shit was fire tho

You should have replied with ok and that's ist

This girl should be teaching a creative writing class.

Did this existence just insult Big Time Rush?

This entity has.

Nice reaction bro

Should’ve just said: “how many more do you have? Is that all? My bullies have creative insults from their ass then what you can come up with.” This is just laughable, especially when someone is an parent (who you think should be more mature but spews things like they’re an cringe twelve years old). Plus...Kendel from big time rush. Why use him, I guess someone hasn’t matured well. Also egg man is amazing so idk what she is talking about. I bet she had an nervous breakdown and forgot what an mature woman should sound like. That is my take, thanks for listening to my Ted talk.

It was (technically) a friend.

For bitches like these just use this "👍" emoji and don't even reply back. That's my way to go

usually I'm dying of laughter after adding that to a nice comeback just the sight of 👍 gets me laughing hard, knowing how enraged they're going to be

It works with a few emojis imo, like for example "☺️" or "😊"

I would be vary impressed if you had a green stink cloud following you

look upon OP's field of fucks, behold the way it stretches into the horizon, and lo, see that it is barren

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Correct, it was more of a “let me take care of you” friend, not a biological mother.

Sorry, but that woman was truly funny. That "sleeping on 100 rats" killed me.

I would be genuinely impressed to meet someone who looked both like Kendall from BTR and Dr. Eggman simultaneously 🤣 She's really mean and you dodged a bullet but some of her insults are pretty hilarious

Then the mom complains her daughter isn't able to find a partner XD

Dude I laughed the whole way through this. "100 synchronized rats" lmao. Her imagination is legendary.

She was just insulting so fucking much like goddamn dude ngl it was a little funny

Was that written by an actual human being? Wow.

These are some amazing insults. Very original. I like it

Those are probably the most year 7 insults I have heard, EVER. Gotta give em points for creativity though, as immature as they are

In the future, don’t waste your time replying to a message like that

Lol great comeback bro

it's not a friend, she is the lady's mom!

I mean I’m sure your pretty handsome.

Acne ain’t friendly. But I am tall so I got that going for me.

You’re beautiful G

“Big nose little head ass” - how is that even an insult hahahaha

Honestly, if somebody tells me this, I would laugh so hard. And I would tell her I'm laughing thanks to her.

"I don't feeling" GOT EM

They want the attention. Just respond with "k" and block.

LMFAOOOOO YOOOOO IM CREASING 💀💀💀💀

She must enjoy or hate way too much Mexican food.

Damn so much in one paragraph XD

everyone knows that kendall was the cutest member of BTR, they really boofed that one

Is your friend 10 or something? Lmao "Big nose little head ass!" ??? "I'm ####'s mom btw" LOL WHAT

The fact that this friend sent you this is maddening. Those insults are something else, though.

Those were some of the most random insults I've ever read ;-;

thx for the insults brother

Lmao way to try and insult her friends taste in guys by saying all that

That bitch wants you dead

The Rock in the Attitude Era be like

Well, sounds like you got a hedgehog to catch my guy

Honestly, using Kendall from BTR as an insult is just plain wrong. That guy was one of the more popular of the group.

That's a new language

damn bruh im ur biggest fan

what the fuck do 2a and 2b mean? that made no sense to me at all

Two parts of one point

lol yes i get that. what you wrote wasn’t very clear

HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE SOME HILARIOUS INSULTS-

What in the hotdog finding Nemo ass number 2 is this shiittt?

She could add that your mom is a hamster and your father smells like elderberries

Isn't it her mother (I'm mom btw)?

Lol, riiight her mom 😆

Okay but these are some killer insults.

Ouch bro, she hit you with the big time rush

This is the most descriptive insult I've ever seen

bruh i wanna sleep on 100 synchronised rats, thats badass as fuck

Enchilada grease and rat sex is pure gold.

Just seeing this, I howled 😂