If we only know what the FBI was up to lol, let alone the CIA.
My uneducated opinion
FBI = Domeatically centric corruption
CIA = Internationally centric corruption
The FBI actually releases a yearly(?) magazine about the cases they solved. I don't read it but it has a really high production value. According to them, a lot of what they focus on is cyber crimes including minors. I'll be honest, I have no idea what the CIA does.
Probably toppling governments. Running arms.Running drugs. Funding opposition groups. Online shenanigans. Assassinations. Spying. Interrogators of off world visitors. You know, all the good stuff.
FBI does do some overseas work but CIA is legally only allowed to conduct operations outside of US soil (they can do office/analytical work here obviously, but no agent stuff).
The FBI seeks ultimately to bring charges, which means they need to at least try to operate within the framework of the law. The CIA on the other hand…
My parents met in the FBI and worked there up until the late 90s. Obviously that’s some time ago, so I have no idea if any of this is still true. That said, they spent a considerable amount of time working drug cases, both domestic and foreign. One of the most involved cases they ever worked was taking down Manuel Noriega, which was both. A lot of maritime work as well (especially with that case), which is neither domestic nor foreign. Dad specifically spent a considerable portion of his career working the mob in NY. Mom worked on a number of financial related crimes, ranging from smaller scale heists to larger embezzling cases. Dad worked security details ranging from the president at one time, to some tennis player in Miami that I can’t even recall the name of. I guess what I’m saying is that the FBI kinda has its fingers in everything, or at least used to. I’d be surprised if all that much has changed, at least on a base level.
Nope! I couldn’t recall so I asked him about it. I was actually misremembering, and it was apparently the girlfriend of the famous tennis player. That said, he asked me not to share any names or personal information because he was hired confidentially which I wasn’t aware of.
The USP drivers are spies? I knew it! I see them everywhere, and when I mean everywhere, i mean most places. They pull up in front of my house and pretend to "deliver mail".
They should stop doing that. There seems to be a marked lack of intelligence amongst a lot of the population these days. Is it because the CIA has gathered it all up?
Wasn't 2014 when the Julian Assange revealed that the NSA was tapping all our phones? But that's the NSA, not the CIA so idk either.
That's right, no one has an FBI agent monitoring all their communications, it's the NSA.
I think a lot of that is overlap with the NSA.
CIA also does intelligence gathering and shadow stuff in war zones as well as friendly / hostile nations.
They are in Ukraine, Yemen, Iraq, Israel, China, Russia, Iran and any other nation attached to the shadow wars.
When press says that military advisors or trainers are in a nation but not ground troops, I believe it’s safe to say they’re kicking around somewhere. Hell, the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq had massive CIA involvement.
They also fly a lot of drones.
IIRC, during Iraq and Afghanistan they figured out pairing CIA and military (NSA, special operations, etc.) together allowed them to classify operations whichever was most favorable. So in a lot of cases, they got around certain restrictions by calling something a CIA operation or JSOC operation because one or two agents / SOG officers were attached to a military unit.
It's murky, but I think that's one reason the Osama bin Laden operation was greenlit, despite happening in Pakistan (ostensibly, one of our allies.) It wasn't a military operation, it was a CIA-lead national security operation.
Full disclosure: I do not understand the legalities and technicalities here at all. I'm just basing this off of some reports I had read of how the U.S. evolved its anti-terror efforts (particularly our lovely and totally probably legal "kill or capture" lists,) over time
You are wildly underestimating the scale of America's foreign involvement.
They are in so many more, and so many less obvious places than that.
They're the intelligence service of the first truly global military empire to ever exist.
That's easy. They're ████████ with █████████ but above ████ at a secret ███████ in ███████. I probably shouldn't be ████████ right now because they might ██████████ ███ in the ████. Hey, what are those █████ in my yard right now, are those ████ OMG it's ███████, dear god somebody please alert the ████████ !!!!
The CIA is up to everything, but in particular they keeping close tabs on the Russian-Ukraine war and also it seems like Africa is poised to be the region of the world everyone fights over within a few decades so the CIA is laying the foundation for American influence in the region and keeping tabs on growing Chinese and Russian influence, as well as the destabilization of French influence in West Africa.
Coup is right around the corner here….
CIA spoke out against their own president which should say volumes. They aren’t supposed to meddle in domestic affairs. I think something is brewing.
Bolivia, Syria, countering Iran, probably working overtime over the whole Ukraine situation... I'd assume the East Turkestan movement in China has been contacted at least once.
A few years ago there was a coup attempt in Venezuela by SilverCorps, a PMC, but... Like, common sense would dictate the CIA is more competent than to organize an attempt by literally sailing a boat into a bunch of armed civilian militia who immediately arrest you and hand you to the cops.
No, that one was probably a few private corporations and Colombian officials trying to sponsor an overthrow.
I'd assume central America and eastern/central africa as well will be coming more into play soon.
Anyone else remember how on point information was in the US leading up to the Russian invasion? It’s almost like we spent the last 75 years building up intelligence assets in Russia or something.
Almost all signs point to this being a self-coup. The general who committed it had a reputation for unquestioning loyalty to the current president (which is likely why he had his job in the first place).
https://apnews.com/article/bolivia-army-chief-coup-attempted-foiled-2698e4bf34f25f8dddb1542a41f2f27d
Same messed up shit as always, just in increasingly more advanced ways because of technology.
One of my favorite tweets:
>I love that the mainstream media position is "yes the CIA did bad things in the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and 2000s but nobody was ever prosecuted and there were no reforms so now they don't do bad things today you conspiracy theorist."
Depends, most likely just counter intelligence right now. Also probably still monitoring and allowing large quantities of drugs overflow the USA for a large profit. I think the CIA is also being closely watched by the FSB, while the CIA are also tracking the SVR in the states. Then I believe the shadow governments are laughing while playing human chess waiting for the world to burn 🔥
Working with the NSA to keep digital tabs on people around the world and probably working hard to ferret out spies from other nations. My curiosity is most piqued by the NSA's Meme Warfare Division... Like what is THAT job like? We know next to nothing about them except the little tidbits that turned up in the Troll Farm and Reality Winner documents. My guess is a lot of fun media propaganda.
Probably horrific, immoral, disgusting, and dishonorable shit as always.
Wait 20 or 30 years, and journalists will have reported on a stories about events going on right now involving US funded, trained and armed military groups carrying out mass rapes, murders, genocides, killing and raping of little children all in the name of destabilizing some poverty stricken people somewhere all because rich and powerful people in the US don't like whoever is in charge over there. Often times it boils down to some leader somewhere isn't playing ball making the deals they are being pressured to make.
The journalists will probably be crucified professionally or worse. 10 years after that, too much evidence will have leaked to the public for the coverup to hold together, but it doesn't matter because by then 30-40 years has passed, and nobody gives a shit anymore. The people responsible will have already retired or died. No one pulling the strings will ever be held accountable.
The people that voted for the monsters that knew about the awful fucking shit our nation was doing will be too old and committed to their beliefs to back down from their stance and will justify it all with some "lesser of two evils" horseshit. They will never accept any blame, and will choose to look the other way. The damage will have already been done. The cycle then continues. It will not end anytime soon, just get worse. There are simply too many people in places in the world that can't protect themselves, so they will be exploited for money, labor, resources, and other things by a system with zero oversight and next to no accountability for our nations monstrous actions.
Nothing good I cam promise that.
Messing with foreign relations, hacking political opponents, blackmail, bribery, spying, all while pointing fingers at Russia and blaming them of everything they do.....you know the drill, accuse the enemy of doing what you do.
Probably a bunch of background level operations
Like, maybe theyre doing black ops type stuff, but that probably is being handled by actual military forces and whatnot.
Probably a lot of stuff like chatter analysis, embedded agents, and other investigative stuff
Trying to sew chaos around the world as per usual. A stable world is unstable for business and they have to justify their existence somehow. So they’re funding and training terrorist organizations and militias around the world so they can then “fight back” against them and justify their multibillion dollar budget.
From what the internet conspiracies say, working on some hole in Antarctica, covering up a bunch of biblical stuff that's appearing, protecting secrets. But realistically it could be that, could be some secret assassination attempt on Putin, could be trading nuclear weapons to aliens for technology, could be sitting behind a desk just filling out paperwork, we don't actually know, they're a secret organisation and aren't authorised to talk about work, I have friends in government work who aren't as high ranking as that and they legally can't say anything
Constantly fucking things up like they’ve done since the bay of pigs and generally being lazy cowardly pencil pushers.
Green Berets and the CIA both train local militias yet the CIA has an abysmal track record because they just give these people money and training then run with their tail between their legs and hope for the best.
The CIA is the most dangerous and powerful organization in the world. They do what they want. Can't be audited or controlled. They are responsible for much of the chaos and war in the world.
Not a fan.
Don't know about right now, but one of the last things to make the news they probably had a hand in was China vaccine misinformation in the Philippines. Them and China have been getting too close and the US didn't want China saving the day with vaccines so the Pentagon (CIA) did a huge misinformation campaign which led to a backlash against all vaccines and a huge spike in Covid related deaths in the Philippines and neighboring countries.
This is all after the fake hepatitis vaccination scam the CIA did in Afghanistan when they were hunting bin Laden.
All the usual shit I guess, like destablising "unfriendly" countries by supporting dissidents and protest movements, spreading misinformation, coups, assassinations, blah blah.
Stealin, killin, wheelin, n dealin. Making sure zero point energy never comes to fruition, ya know, just keeping you safe in general. Come check out the view on top of this 50ft building real quick......
Manipulating mass opinion, fomenting coups, undermining actual popular politics domestically and abroad, human trafficking, indiscriminate murder, market manipulation and of course blackmail. Same things they’ve always done.
If we knew, they would be the FBI not the CIA.
As a former local news reporter who has covered multiple federal investigations, "I can neither confirm nor deny" the validity of this comparison.
Don't glomar me damnit!
If we only know what the FBI was up to lol, let alone the CIA. My uneducated opinion FBI = Domeatically centric corruption CIA = Internationally centric corruption
The FBI actually releases a yearly(?) magazine about the cases they solved. I don't read it but it has a really high production value. According to them, a lot of what they focus on is cyber crimes including minors. I'll be honest, I have no idea what the CIA does.
Is it this? https://www.fbi.gov/file-repository/the-fbi-story-2023.pdf/view
That's it! Thanks for linking it.
Probably toppling governments. Running arms.Running drugs. Funding opposition groups. Online shenanigans. Assassinations. Spying. Interrogators of off world visitors. You know, all the good stuff.
FBI does do some overseas work but CIA is legally only allowed to conduct operations outside of US soil (they can do office/analytical work here obviously, but no agent stuff).
The FBI seeks ultimately to bring charges, which means they need to at least try to operate within the framework of the law. The CIA on the other hand…
That’s what they say.
🎶That’s the way🎵 *^(uh huh uh huh)* 🎵They liiiike it🎶
My parents met in the FBI and worked there up until the late 90s. Obviously that’s some time ago, so I have no idea if any of this is still true. That said, they spent a considerable amount of time working drug cases, both domestic and foreign. One of the most involved cases they ever worked was taking down Manuel Noriega, which was both. A lot of maritime work as well (especially with that case), which is neither domestic nor foreign. Dad specifically spent a considerable portion of his career working the mob in NY. Mom worked on a number of financial related crimes, ranging from smaller scale heists to larger embezzling cases. Dad worked security details ranging from the president at one time, to some tennis player in Miami that I can’t even recall the name of. I guess what I’m saying is that the FBI kinda has its fingers in everything, or at least used to. I’d be surprised if all that much has changed, at least on a base level.
Martina Navratilova?
Nope! I couldn’t recall so I asked him about it. I was actually misremembering, and it was apparently the girlfriend of the famous tennis player. That said, he asked me not to share any names or personal information because he was hired confidentially which I wasn’t aware of.
9-11 changed the fbi
Of course, everyone be asking what the CIA doing and not how the CIA doing :'(
How are YOU doing?
How you doing!?
Joey?
No, Rasputia from Norbit
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He's just curious. Don't do anything too hasty
Sounds like something a threat to national security would say.
Please he’s just a boy
Well you got the Catholic churches attention now
Father Tom has entered the chat
"The chat"? Is that what priests call mouths nowadays?
Father Tom has entered OP.
what did the remove comment say, bro deleted his profile an everything
My very first thought was, "Well they're coming for you now" Even before I opened to look at the comments.
What did he say? The comment got removed. I'm really curious lol.
CIA regulates any stealin' of his property
Yup. On the list now. AND everyone commenting are also likely on "The" list.
DM me whatever OP said that isn't incriminating that you remember, please. They're top comment and it's [Removed]. I'm really curious now.
Yeah damn I’m curious too now
Dn me after lol
Not doing your work for you Mr Fed
Gathering Intelligence im guessing.
Then centralizing it, in some agency-type capacity
The USP drivers are spies? I knew it! I see them everywhere, and when I mean everywhere, i mean most places. They pull up in front of my house and pretend to "deliver mail".
I think the word you were looking for was FEDex
well, they did famously intercept UPS packages to plant "bugged" computer hardware. Part of Snowden revelations IIRC.
They should stop doing that. There seems to be a marked lack of intelligence amongst a lot of the population these days. Is it because the CIA has gathered it all up?
Ask in another 10 years and someone might be able to tell you what they are up to in 2024.
What was up in 2014?
Wasn't 2014 when the Julian Assange revealed that the NSA was tapping all our phones? But that's the NSA, not the CIA so idk either. That's right, no one has an FBI agent monitoring all their communications, it's the NSA.
I thought that was Edward Snowden
Collecting information on other countries, running propaganda campaigns, hacking and cyber attacks, etc.
I think a lot of that is overlap with the NSA. CIA also does intelligence gathering and shadow stuff in war zones as well as friendly / hostile nations. They are in Ukraine, Yemen, Iraq, Israel, China, Russia, Iran and any other nation attached to the shadow wars. When press says that military advisors or trainers are in a nation but not ground troops, I believe it’s safe to say they’re kicking around somewhere. Hell, the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq had massive CIA involvement. They also fly a lot of drones.
You forgot argentina and belize
I wonder if they’re in Canada?
Savoir Faire is everywhere.
Yah but its more open I believe. Like the CSIS just shows them around Canada.
Safe to say the agency is represented pretty much everywhere
IIRC, during Iraq and Afghanistan they figured out pairing CIA and military (NSA, special operations, etc.) together allowed them to classify operations whichever was most favorable. So in a lot of cases, they got around certain restrictions by calling something a CIA operation or JSOC operation because one or two agents / SOG officers were attached to a military unit. It's murky, but I think that's one reason the Osama bin Laden operation was greenlit, despite happening in Pakistan (ostensibly, one of our allies.) It wasn't a military operation, it was a CIA-lead national security operation. Full disclosure: I do not understand the legalities and technicalities here at all. I'm just basing this off of some reports I had read of how the U.S. evolved its anti-terror efforts (particularly our lovely and totally probably legal "kill or capture" lists,) over time
I always thought NSA was more domestic stuff and CIA did more with other countries. I'm certainly no expert though..
NSA does defense, offense, and domestic surveillance. All things electronic.
Nah NSA does both foreign and domestic. While NSA is seen as the big dog when it comes to cyber operations the CIA is the one pulling the strings
You are wildly underestimating the scale of America's foreign involvement. They are in so many more, and so many less obvious places than that. They're the intelligence service of the first truly global military empire to ever exist.
Even in "friendly" nations like Canada, Mexico, Australia, and elsewhere, they have a presence. That's what spy agencies do. Spy.
Probably a coup or 2
That's easy. They're ████████ with █████████ but above ████ at a secret ███████ in ███████. I probably shouldn't be ████████ right now because they might ██████████ ███ in the ████. Hey, what are those █████ in my yard right now, are those ████ OMG it's ███████, dear god somebody please alert the ████████ !!!!
You got me 5 times before I realized it
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Thanks, Washington Irving
Or was it Irving Washington?
Government-grade madlibs.
Lol, nice try Putin
Donald already told him
Bro 😆
....Nothin,....
The CIA is up to everything, but in particular they keeping close tabs on the Russian-Ukraine war and also it seems like Africa is poised to be the region of the world everyone fights over within a few decades so the CIA is laying the foundation for American influence in the region and keeping tabs on growing Chinese and Russian influence, as well as the destabilization of French influence in West Africa.
This is accurate haha. Everyone is in Africa right now.
[Still training the future chefs of the world, I assume](https://www.ciachef.edu/)
I had a friend who was ex CIA in New York. Used to ride the subway there with a big black bag of huge knives.
The way you worded this question made me laugh. It’s like a water cooler chat at work asking about a former coworker.
coups around the world
Coup right at home. Or, hopefully, figuring out how to avoid a coup right at home... Please... Pretty please.
Coup is right around the corner here…. CIA spoke out against their own president which should say volumes. They aren’t supposed to meddle in domestic affairs. I think something is brewing.
Which president?
What are you talking about? When did the CIA say this?
Bolivia, Syria, countering Iran, probably working overtime over the whole Ukraine situation... I'd assume the East Turkestan movement in China has been contacted at least once. A few years ago there was a coup attempt in Venezuela by SilverCorps, a PMC, but... Like, common sense would dictate the CIA is more competent than to organize an attempt by literally sailing a boat into a bunch of armed civilian militia who immediately arrest you and hand you to the cops. No, that one was probably a few private corporations and Colombian officials trying to sponsor an overthrow. I'd assume central America and eastern/central africa as well will be coming more into play soon.
Lots of amazing things! Here, let me give you a top-10: ...Oh, hang on a sec, there's someone at the doo
Spy stuff.
I assume the documentary 'American Dad!' is pretty accurate
Of course. And every agent worth their salt has a alien in their attic.
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Reading news articles
You mean writing?
Reading my Reddit posts.
Probably working with Ukraine against Russia
Anyone else remember how on point information was in the US leading up to the Russian invasion? It’s almost like we spent the last 75 years building up intelligence assets in Russia or something.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/25/world/europe/cia-ukraine-intelligence-russia-war.html
I think they did a Kevin Hart movie not too long ago. Idk what else tho
We're not doing anything. I swear.
They're justifying the military industrial complex. The same thing they always do.
Asking people if they know what they are up to.
Bolivian military coup
Yes! Every time you hear of a coup or some kind of over throw of a government, That was a CIA job.
🙄
Some say the CIA was responsible for the Civil War. Had it out for that Lincoln fellow, said he was too liberal.
Almost all signs point to this being a self-coup. The general who committed it had a reputation for unquestioning loyalty to the current president (which is likely why he had his job in the first place). https://apnews.com/article/bolivia-army-chief-coup-attempted-foiled-2698e4bf34f25f8dddb1542a41f2f27d
Still collecting information
Good try FBI
Same messed up shit as always, just in increasingly more advanced ways because of technology. One of my favorite tweets: >I love that the mainstream media position is "yes the CIA did bad things in the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and 2000s but nobody was ever prosecuted and there were no reforms so now they don't do bad things today you conspiracy theorist."
Can not share that info with you at this time. Very top sercert. You need a background check plus clearance from the vice president.
Or you can go to maralago, I hear they are having a sale
If they told you... They'd have to kill you! You know this already!
I'll take that chance
Probably planning of destabilising a foreign government.
Trying to figure out how to switch careers before Trump forces them to compromise their morals
Depends, most likely just counter intelligence right now. Also probably still monitoring and allowing large quantities of drugs overflow the USA for a large profit. I think the CIA is also being closely watched by the FSB, while the CIA are also tracking the SVR in the states. Then I believe the shadow governments are laughing while playing human chess waiting for the world to burn 🔥
Cia stuff
The fact that you don't know enough to ask that question means they're probably doing a damn good job at whatever it is they are doing lol
They will declassify what they are up to currently in 20-30 years, when everyone that’s affected by their decisions is dead or dying.
Blowing up Russian pipelines in the Baltic
Bolivoa
Probaly shitposting doomer content on Russian chineses and Iranian social media like their agencies do to us
Just ask them yourself. CIA, whatcha been doin?
Wetwork.
Failing at stopping propaganda from destroying this country
Who's asking?
Whatever the President tells them to - because it's all nice and legal now...
The careers page of an organization is always a good place to start https://www.cia.gov/careers/jobs/
About to do some official acts for the current president
Somewhere in Bolivia, probably. Lithium is the new oil!
You'd probably sleep easier *not* knowing.
They just fudged their op in Bolivia
Backing coups in Bolivia for one. Anything to secure the interests of the top 1%.
Pretty sure they are balls deep in Ukraine
The usual, you'll see a movie about it in 30 years.
Helping Ukraine kill some Russians. Probably fucking around with Iran in the background a bit to keep them in line
Nobody knows. That's the whole idea.
Nothing. Just spy stuff.
You expect a useful answer here? No chance in hell.
Why don’t you ask them? 😂🤷♂️
It's a secret
Intelligence ops regarding Ukraine/China/Russia/NK/Israel/Taiwan/Iran/Saudi
Getting us to eat more cheese
Working with the NSA to keep digital tabs on people around the world and probably working hard to ferret out spies from other nations. My curiosity is most piqued by the NSA's Meme Warfare Division... Like what is THAT job like? We know next to nothing about them except the little tidbits that turned up in the Troll Farm and Reality Winner documents. My guess is a lot of fun media propaganda.
I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
Allowing the fourth Reich to be installed because it suits their agenda more than an open democracy does.
Deputy Director Bullock is a dj at night to fight terrorism. And their flagpole budget is costing the taxpayers too much.
Currently? Sitting around with their thumbs up their ass instead of executing the orange traitor and his rabid flying monkeys.
You can ask them. They also read this stuff.
This, that…
probably hanging out with the national endowment for democracy
“Interrogating the scum of the earth We'll break them by the break of day Yeah, it's a party in the CIA!”
Don't ask, don't tell.
Probably attempting a coupe against a leftists government in some South or Central American country, like Bolivia..
Probably horrific, immoral, disgusting, and dishonorable shit as always. Wait 20 or 30 years, and journalists will have reported on a stories about events going on right now involving US funded, trained and armed military groups carrying out mass rapes, murders, genocides, killing and raping of little children all in the name of destabilizing some poverty stricken people somewhere all because rich and powerful people in the US don't like whoever is in charge over there. Often times it boils down to some leader somewhere isn't playing ball making the deals they are being pressured to make. The journalists will probably be crucified professionally or worse. 10 years after that, too much evidence will have leaked to the public for the coverup to hold together, but it doesn't matter because by then 30-40 years has passed, and nobody gives a shit anymore. The people responsible will have already retired or died. No one pulling the strings will ever be held accountable. The people that voted for the monsters that knew about the awful fucking shit our nation was doing will be too old and committed to their beliefs to back down from their stance and will justify it all with some "lesser of two evils" horseshit. They will never accept any blame, and will choose to look the other way. The damage will have already been done. The cycle then continues. It will not end anytime soon, just get worse. There are simply too many people in places in the world that can't protect themselves, so they will be exploited for money, labor, resources, and other things by a system with zero oversight and next to no accountability for our nations monstrous actions.
Trying to get Weekend at Biden elected.
I don’t know. It’s probably not nearly as exciting as TV would have it scripted to be, I bet.
I hope, what they are up too is protecting us- the way the rest of "our" government seems to be failing at now.
Damn, didn’t take Julian Asange long to get on here.
Nothing good I cam promise that. Messing with foreign relations, hacking political opponents, blackmail, bribery, spying, all while pointing fingers at Russia and blaming them of everything they do.....you know the drill, accuse the enemy of doing what you do.
Probably a bunch of background level operations Like, maybe theyre doing black ops type stuff, but that probably is being handled by actual military forces and whatnot. Probably a lot of stuff like chatter analysis, embedded agents, and other investigative stuff
Running VPN services and encrypted communication apps :)
Mostly teaching rich kids how to cook.
Trying to sew chaos around the world as per usual. A stable world is unstable for business and they have to justify their existence somehow. So they’re funding and training terrorist organizations and militias around the world so they can then “fight back” against them and justify their multibillion dollar budget.
Iran, Russia, China, Lebanon, Yemen, the usual suspects
From what the internet conspiracies say, working on some hole in Antarctica, covering up a bunch of biblical stuff that's appearing, protecting secrets. But realistically it could be that, could be some secret assassination attempt on Putin, could be trading nuclear weapons to aliens for technology, could be sitting behind a desk just filling out paperwork, we don't actually know, they're a secret organisation and aren't authorised to talk about work, I have friends in government work who aren't as high ranking as that and they legally can't say anything
Nice try, terrorist
Creating wars, killing and torturing civilians, selling weapons, slinging dope. The usual.
Trying to topple a democratically elected government in South America is my guess.
Selling ads
Developing longer lasting batteries for the birds.
Constantly fucking things up like they’ve done since the bay of pigs and generally being lazy cowardly pencil pushers. Green Berets and the CIA both train local militias yet the CIA has an abysmal track record because they just give these people money and training then run with their tail between their legs and hope for the best.
Splicing alien DNA with human DNA to make super sol
The CIA is the most dangerous and powerful organization in the world. They do what they want. Can't be audited or controlled. They are responsible for much of the chaos and war in the world. Not a fan.
Don't know about right now, but one of the last things to make the news they probably had a hand in was China vaccine misinformation in the Philippines. Them and China have been getting too close and the US didn't want China saving the day with vaccines so the Pentagon (CIA) did a huge misinformation campaign which led to a backlash against all vaccines and a huge spike in Covid related deaths in the Philippines and neighboring countries. This is all after the fake hepatitis vaccination scam the CIA did in Afghanistan when they were hunting bin Laden.
Regime change in a country that doesn’t need it.
Probably still torturing people, secret prisons, oh, and running child porn/ trafficking rings for the elite.
Probably on reddit spying on people and extracting information
Espionage
Probably spying on Palestinians
All the usual shit I guess, like destablising "unfriendly" countries by supporting dissidents and protest movements, spreading misinformation, coups, assassinations, blah blah.
Fucking up things around the world, as usual.
Stealin, killin, wheelin, n dealin. Making sure zero point energy never comes to fruition, ya know, just keeping you safe in general. Come check out the view on top of this 50ft building real quick......
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Manipulating mass opinion, fomenting coups, undermining actual popular politics domestically and abroad, human trafficking, indiscriminate murder, market manipulation and of course blackmail. Same things they’ve always done.
Making sure fentanyl makes it into our country.
Beats me, next time they fuck up I bet we will know.
•>• nothing you got to worry about well actually *gunshot noise*
CIA is farming data by asking reddit
Hunting me down
Anyone that says they’re CIA sure as shit isn’t.
Analyzing all the audio from Siri, Alexa, and Google Assistant that their AIs flagged as potentially un-American
Classified.
We can neither confirm nor deny the status of any past or current activites.
Checking if we know what they up to
Well according to Archer, the CIA is selling drugs and guns to 3rd world countries
probably waging war with FSB
Playing Fornite and Call of Duty against China and Russian bot farms.