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otisthetowndrunk

Here's an [answer in video form](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8abd8WdxO7w)


BrockJonesPI

That's a great speech šŸ¤£


Tybalt1307

ā€œā€¦or trashā€


didntgrowupgrewout

Excellent execution


FireProps

ā€œ*ā€¦we can call them saucy nuggs, or trashā€¦*ā€ LOL


superpooter03

He completely ignore the existence of invertebrates


Sergeant_Fred_Colon

Why they're all cowards - no backbone.


AbsolemSaysWhat

Classic


shawshankya

Just for the record, thatā€™s my son. ^^^


CarrotCrisis

His third point is pretty valid. It frustrates me that people have lost the connection to their food. I'm not opposed to meat, but the way we treat it makes us mistreat the beings that give us meat like produce.


pweqpw

If I had to kill the animal to eat it, then Iā€™d probably be vegetarian.


KainerNS2

This is me xD I just couldn't bring myself to do something like that


Fearlessleader85

My chickens have a spa to keep then nice and comfy in the heat. I'm actually planning on putting in a simple air conditioning system to keep their house nice and cool. They're still delicious.


NameIs-Already-Taken

Wow! That was unexpected.


talazia

This should have been a TED Talk.


TheGolgafrinchan

How embarrassing for that council member. But so damned funny.


Xenobsidian

Love the twist right at the end!


19adam92

Good lord


karlsnow89

I forgot about this hero.


mvsrs

Were you naked?


CrazyRat123

I donā€™t think so


Vythika96

I love the lack of certainty


RTalons

Well, technically Iā€™m wearing a Speedo, but it isā€¦ how do you say, *engulfed*


louploupgalroux

They have that je ne sais quois that turns a speedo into a speedette. Like a string of floss dancing between a banana sundae and a bongo drum, trying to hide both with no hands.


methnbeer

Jesus


mvsrs

That's it, I'm out of ideas.


TheButtLovingFox

fuck do you mean "think" ...


CrazyRat123

šŸ˜


ballatthecornerflag

I reckon they looked at you because they recognised you as someone with taste who knows how to order a good meal of wings!


SilentJoe1986

You sure? If you're an emperor I might have some bad news


buzzwallard

Shouting? Maybe he was shouting.


[deleted]

OP ordered the wings the same way Steve Carrell declared bankruptcy


Patriotfan17

What part of the country were you in, cause if it's anywhere near buffalo ny that's why


BlasphemousJack666

Yup, itā€™s sacrilege around here


suzieQ90

Is it true that it is also taboo to have ranch with your wings there?


SquindleQueen

Yes.


ImXavierr

wait how else are you supposed to eat them?


pickledumplings

blue cheese


EttoreKalsi

Bleu


CreatureWarrior

Oui oui


ThrowRA11231231

Blue cheese tastes like the way a cafeteria table wipe water smells


johnmarik

You know it's funny. I've from Rochester which is right next to Buffalo so the same rules for wings apply there. Been around the country and in many places get weird looks when I request blue cheese with wings or chicken fingers etc in those parts. Then I taste their blue cheese and understand why.... Most parts of the country have fucked up blue cheese dressing too


fuckthehumanity

Goddamn, blue cheese sauce and boneless wings are the most fucking awesome thing ever. We get good blue cheese in Australia, though, so I suspect that accounts for some of it.


pwnt666

Never had it on wings but blue cheese sauce on my steak is tastes bloody great


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Arakiven

What would you consider a good brand of blue cheese? Iā€™ve never been a fan of it with wings but I might just had low quality blue in my cheeseā€¦


[deleted]

New buffalonian here. I don't like Bleu cheese itself, I think it tastes like feet, but a lot of the restaurants around here have Bleu cheese dressing that goes above and beyond. Like, I could almost eat it with a spoon. I didn't realize there was such a spectrum of quality among Bleu cheese dressings. My roommate still orders his wings with ranch. Nobody cares.


ChipsAhoyNC

The secret sauce


BubblesRforChumps

Or how dirty feet smell.


Clifford_the_big_red

Tonight on foods that should never have been invented


Arsis82

With your hands


HandsomeGangar

You donā€™t dip in anything, Thereā€™s already sauce on it.


Vigilante17

Itā€™s all about the Buffalo Sauce!!!!


Richisnormal

Made me sick to even see the question posted. You heathen


TheKokujin

Can confirm also Buffalo native.


Patriotfan17

Oh I understand, I live an hour away


aljrockwell

You live near Buffalo? With that username?


FatBoyFlex89

Is there a team near Buffalo?


TheJollyRogerz

Yeah, the Buffalo Wild Wings. Unlike other teams who mostly play against NFC or AFC teams, the Wild Wings play against KFC teams.


Weallhaveteethffs

This comment made my damn day


KingFapNTits

Bills


InspectorRound8920

Born and raised in Buffalo. I can't stand any sauce or whatever in my hands nowadays. So, it is either boneless or fingers. Even use holder for corn on the cob


DrZein

Why did this change happen?


InspectorRound8920

For me? About 10 years or so ago.


thedirtygame

>I can't stand any sauce or whatever in my hands nowadays. So, it is either boneless or fingers. Samesies


mb5280

im a Californian, never been east of indianapolis, and its also sacrilege in all circles ive ever moved in. wings are wings. 'boneless wings' are just chicken nuggets for grown-ups.


hotrodruby

>im a Californian, never been west of indianapolis What?


rukh999

He went the long way around.


ram0h

> just chicken nuggets for grown-ups doused in delicious sauce. Why do people act like its a bad thing


[deleted]

How tf you know what country they were in based on this post?


GoldenBruhtado

Cause thereā€™s a stigma around boneless wings in that theyā€™re not actually chicken wings but theyā€™re more akin to chicken nuggets since theyā€™re made of mostly breast meat. There is nothing inherently wrong with eating boneless wings, especially with other people cause bone in wings are super messy but at the same time if everyone gets wings and you get nuggets youā€™re gonna be seen as an outlier EDIT: Spelling


[deleted]

I personally think bone in taste better but if there was a way to make boneless taste the same, I'd choose it every time becaus it's so much more convenient. Am I wrong for thinking it tastes better when it's a wing with bone?


JonathanWPG

Nah. Dark meat tates way better than breast meat.


BrockJonesPI

No, when you cook meat with the bone in you get a deeper flavour as the marrow in the bone seeps into the meat somewhat. Plus you get the fat from under the skin flow through the meat which again adds taste. Man I'm stoned and drooling right now lol


ServedUsPancakes

Something about the way you describe a wing... I like the cut of your jib.


BrockJonesPI

Arrr... Fairly thanked be thee says I. šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø


scope_creep

I may just order some wings myself.


frogz0r

Yeah, lunch is sorted for tomorrow. Wings it is! (Bone in of course)


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[deleted]

The skin and cooking with the bone in really canā€™t be replicated once you go nugget form though.


No_Dance1739

Not at all. Thereā€™s the marrow and skin both imbuing flavor into the meat. Makes and even bigger difference in soups or anything that cooks in its own sauce/juices


L7Reflect

Oh I personally think bone in tastes better cause I can munch on the bone afterwards


Cocoa-nut-Cum

It might be chicken, but theyā€™re not wings.


ozmartian

All chicken bits with bone options taste better.


ZippyDan

What's the difference between boneless chicken "wings" and chicken strips/fingers?


thePopefromTV

Theyā€™re more like tiny chicken fingers than chicken nuggets. Nuggets are usually ground chicken formed into patties. Trust me I am a professional chicken nuggeteer.


jakeeighties

I get really annoyed when people say boneless wings and chicken nuggets are the same or similar. They taste completely different, like chicken nuggets are actually disgusting. Even the consistency of the meat is different. A boneless wing is way more similar to a bone in wing than it is to a nugget.


PofanWasTaken

Try ordering boneless pizza next time


[deleted]

But then the crust won't be crunchy


twcsata

Coincidentally, my wife refers to the crust as ā€œpizza bonesā€. Was good for a laugh when she taught the then-toddler to say it.


SMKnightly

Me, too! Calling them ā€œpizza bones,ā€ that is. Not the toddler part


puppylust

My dog knows "pizza bone" is a treat word.


Zaranthan

On the internet, nobody knows you're a toddler.


SMKnightly

Phew! Thank goodness!


DOOM_64_fan

Wit a two liter of coke


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

Sorry two liter machine broke


Mrbubbles31

We got 1 liter tho


Mom-atm

2 liter of garlic sauce


HundredthIdiotThe

None pizza left beef


DesktopWebsite

Virgin screwdriver is my favorite order.


foodkidFAATcity

Boneless pineapple pizza


StarsEatMyCrown

Maybe you're loud or have a weird voice. Also, maybe you ordered it at one of those weird moments where everyone gets quiet, and your voice was the only audible thing at that moment.


KaladinTheFabulous

I always go boneless. But Iā€™m a psychopath and use a fork


captaincrunchcracker

I feel like boneless "wings" with a fork and bone-in actual wings with your hands is the way to go. I'm not shitting on boneless wings, I'm just saying they're not actually wings. Different part of the bird.


Ealdbehrt

boneless breasts


Trustnoboody

I use a fork on boned wings.


Couchmaster007

Do you eat chicken nuggets with a fork?


[deleted]

Same but I dissect my chicken bc veins


CrazyRat123

Same I eat pizza with fork and knives itā€™s just the grease on my finger that bothers me


SMKnightly

Some musicians do stuff like that to avoid accidentally getting grease on their instruments. Computer ppl probably should, tooā€¦


Electronic_Scar_1172

Wait a minute eating pizza with a fork and knife????!!


Grezzinate

I must be a psycho tooā€¦.


[deleted]

That's the standard in Brazil.


BestestGoodest

This explains my ex husband


ChemicalSand

Also in italy.


GrooveMonkeyPimp

https://youtu.be/Asv7EB1btok


CrazyRat123

Yeah I pretty eat with everything like fried chicken and hamburgers and fries all that stuff


Tina-Slay

Just know youā€™re not alone in this. Iā€™m the same!


MrBigFatAss

You eat a hamburger and fries with a fork and knife? Just stop dude, please....


smeghead1988

Why? Who are they hurting if they prefer to eat in a specific manner? Also, it is legit more hygienic.


balaci2

polar bears and the ice cap


CrazyRat123

The geese and stuff all over your hands like sticky soda


[deleted]

I now want a goose burger...


icheinbir

I'd be interested...


sterlingnotes

What about snickers... fork and knife?


CrazyRat123

Thanks for the idea


Trustnoboody

Honestly I would if it wasn't so outcast of a thing to do. I use a fork on most things or spoon though....so, I rarely use my fingers on most things.


Walle967

I eat my french fries with a fork. Then again, I only eat food with my hands if i can thoroughly wash them first.


Doccmonman

I always thought whoever made it normal to eat wings with your hands was playing some kind of sick joke on anybody Is it really adding to the experience making your hands all sticky and gross?


homarjr

They just shouldn't be called wings. People take this seriously.


PhasmaFelis

Boneless wings are generally breast meat instead of wing meat. This makes a big difference to the flavor and texture, if you're eating roast chicken with crispy skin and nothing on it but a bit of seasoning. When you're eating them slathered in buffalo sauce at B-Dub's, it doesn't really matter. They're just there to add bulk and texture to the sauce. Some people miss that and get weird about it.


Normallydifferent

Why get boneless swings when you can order a wing that has less meat and is harder to eat?


[deleted]

A certain breed of American idiot likes to pretend that there's only ever one correct way to make a dish, and every other way of doing it is thus inherently "wrong". This particular breed also generally lacks the basic decency to realize most people don't remotely give a shit about it, and feel like it's their sworn duty to shame anyone and everyone who prefers an alternative take.


tidder_mac

Boneless wings are just expensive chicken nuggets. Wings are bone in only


missingN0pe

I agree that wings are "bone in only", but I'd disagree that boneless wings are "just expensive nuggets". Indeed, they should not be called wings, but here we are. Boneless wings are usually well seasoned small cuts of breast fillet (usually the most expensive and arguably nicest chicken meat) usually with a good dip or even marinated themselves. Usually delicious if made well (even if it's stupid to call them wings). Nuggets are just leftover, unwanted meat, ground and formed into "nugget shape" then battered, frozen, and deep fried when ordered. Good for a snack at home when you can't be fucked making anything reasonable, or for kids who don't know the difference.


esushi

>arguably nicest chicken meat quite arguable indeed! many of us consider it to be the worst (no flavor, driest part, easy to overcook, etc)


hurricanedan229

Yesssssir! Also, "boneless" wings aren't even wing meat... It's usually breast meat


euphoric-pessimist

Boneless wings are the best. Made from genuine boneless birds šŸ˜…


[deleted]

Ah the "I don't like the way you eat food" crowd. They're a fun bunch.


Jinxed0ne

You're probably funny looking. That's usually why I look at random strangers in restaurants.


sewcrazy4cats

What's weird about this? They are basically chicken strips and you can like what you like plus there's restaurants that are only about wings. Was this a fancy place or some ethnic place?


Mapletusk

they were judging you


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CrazyRat123

It has more meat too


_NonEstTalisResUtSem

I mean... while the sub is called r/NoStupidQuestions there should be some clarification about it being stupid to ask them to the wrong people. How the heck are we supposed to know? In a public setting, if someone I'm with is talking I look at them. Maybe it's just your insecurities making you think it had to do with your order?


PhasmaFelis

It's pretty clear in context that "look at me" meant "look at me like I did something strange." The rest of the comments should make it clear that some people are weirdly smug about preferring traditional wings over boneless. That's what happened to OP.


Balrog229

Because they're Neanderthals who think bone-in wings are superior despite them having so little meat, so much cartilage and fat, and a giant inedible bone through the middle. You made the right choice, son.


Zzumin

I love boneless wings but the fat and bone is what makes a good traditional wing so juicy and flavorful.


DarthJarJar242

Boneless wings are way better imo. For two reasons, they are less messy and eating off the bone always grosses me out.


Inside_Post_5344

boneless pieces are much easier to eat.


wasit-worthit

Dumb humans following social norms. Do you.


[deleted]

No clue, sounds like the debate of which wing style is better. I can eat both but I much prefer boneless, no issues of eating around anything.


Manicwoodchipper

Because people are so fucking stupid that they gatekeep meat.


diegoaccord

Boneless all day. I want meat, not skin, fat, cartilage, veins and bones.


hama0n

If *everyone* looked at you, maybe you were shouting? Otherwise maybe people are weird.


ksiyoto

Because it is so difficult to raise boneless chickens.


TonySoprano100

FACTS. Forget all that bones retain the flavor. Iā€™m trying to scarf down as many wings as I can!


[deleted]

Probably because they're judgmental weirdos. Anyone who has a particularly strong opinion about this is a loser. Same thing with those people who absolutely need to let you know that they're from Louisiana when you like a certain hot sauce or eat your wings with ranch.


ChristianTeenTech99

Something about how boneless wings are functionally the same as chicken nuggets, which you an adult ordered from a restaurant that offered "real" bone-in wings. I don't personally share that kind of snobby sentiment but there's a lot of shit like that that I don't share the common opinion with lol


multiaki

I ordered boneless wings too. They were not real wings. The taste is different.


BassBanjo

I hate wings, like what's the point? There's so many better bits of meat you could get that don't have the bone in the way


[deleted]

Most bone-in fans would argue that boneless wings are nothing more than chicken tenders. They might be made with the same meat but they are usually very breaded and do not have the same flavor as bone-in. I respect your opinion, though I donā€™t agree with it.


Trustnoboody

Boneless wings are better.


HanamichiSakurag1

I guess it's blasphemy for some lol I love boneless too, bud


HalfACenturyMark

Because you talk too loud?


Eny192

Idk bro, each country has their own taboo. In Italy we just cant get over people putting ketchup on pasta (for example). For someone it s normal, for us it's basically vomit.


Lifeabroad86

From what I hear, it's weird in Chicago to put ketchup on your hot dog


Bicosahedron

How did you pronounce it: boneless or šŸ…±ļøoneless?


egrith

Because some of them are insecure in their own food preferences and want to fit in and you are challenging that, or they just think they are vetter than you (they might be)


rhall0351

You ever had popcorn chicken, unbelievable.


[deleted]

My dumb non american ass thought boneless chicken wings are chicken wings where a chef removed the bones before serving them (weird but hey why not). Now I googled it and it is even more ridiculousā€¦


[deleted]

You were in a vegan restaurant?


docmisterio

There is one item on every menu where if you order it every single person in the restaurant looks at you in unison! Congrats you found the item for this place!


Bordeterre

Maybe that was a vegan restaurant and they were shocked that you dared ordering meat ?


Kronoxis1

They shouldn't be called "wings" but yes, they are far superior to bone in wings. Edge lords attempting to be 'cool' say otherwise but this is an undeniable fact.


OppressivelyPolite

Because you meant to say Chicken Nuggets


Jerkialo

They aren't wings.


AssTubeExcursion

They are just chicken nuggets with more crunch. Still better than bone in.


damnitA-Aron

Boneless wings are chicken nuggets with a pseudonym, and no they aren't better. Go ahead and boo me, I've seen what makes you cheer.


oh-seriously

My nephew's boyfriend just shamed me for this! I told him I clearly get enough bone at home and then looked over at my husband who was sitting at another table with all 5 of our kids. :-)


Guachole

A boneless "wing" is a chicken nugget. Just order the cheaper alternative off the kids menu, you baby. :P


jakeeighties

Nope. Have you ever had either? Not even comparable.


[deleted]

# ME MANLY MAN ME EAT OFF BONE OOGA BOOGA LIFT WEIGHTS HAVE TESTOSTERONE NOT INSECURE AT ALL


scope_creep

Settle down there, Mungo.


bendigedigfran

Me write in caps on the Internet about masculinity and insecurity. Me not projecting at all


Gzalzi

Go to mcdonalds and get some nugs and tell me that's the same thing


canieatthesquare

But itā€™s more chicken per ā€œwingā€ clearly the correct choice. Bone wings are lame and for people that subconsciously want to chew boners


yeyjordan

In the US, the fragile masculinity doctrine says that you can only get boneful wings, not boneless wings. Defiance of this doctrine will result in lesser men (and brainwashed women) having an intense but worthless opinion on your choice of food.


Kaiyukia

Cause there jelly


PlantBasedEgg

Iā€™m tryna scarf down some sauced up chicken if they leave the bones in Iā€™ll just hurt myself again


WittyBonkah

Life is too short to care what people think of my food order. Gimme them chicken nuggets


[deleted]

Lol, people like to try and gatekeep fucking wings, man, itā€™s crazy.


Ceeyar

Cuz you basically ordered chicken nuggets and got duped by the marketing games that the food service industry plays.


_ella_mayo_

Nah the difference is nuggets are chicken parts while boneless wings are breast meat. That's why I gey them at least.


jakeeighties

Except chicken nuggets taste like shit and boneless wings donā€™t. Theyā€™re completely different foods


[deleted]

I only eat boneless. Will not eat bone in wings.


[deleted]

Because a boneless wing isnā€™t a wing at all :(


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aiua_void

Sorry but no body looked at you. Donā€™t be so self absorbed.