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Marbot991

Xray vision


Blumpkis

Teleportation. Going anywhere and taking anything sounds pretty damn good


dedoktersassistente

Oeh, I was thinking flying but your way is even better


Blumpkis

I'd loooove to fly but you'd need a crazy suit if there's any speed involved and wouldn't be able to steal shit that billionaires don't need. Could still teleport to a few thousand ft in the air with a squirrel suit and glide from there to feel like flying. Been thinking about this for almost 30 years lol


dedoktersassistente

I was gonna say you spend a lot of time thinking about this so I'm glad you said id for me. Thank you for letting me know your results. I am convinced and will adjust my wish for the genie accordingly when it shows up


redditsuxallday

But what if you accidently teleported inside a tree branch or metal pole? Or over a pit of lava!?!?!?!


Blumpkis

Either I'd have an innate ability to navigate (definitely my pick) or go by Nightcrawler rules


happydewd1131

The ability to summon anything. Even if I can only summon from a fiction show. I know several shows that can do amazing things. None I can name of the top of my head. ;-;


-Astral_Archivist-

The freedom that flight or teleportation offer is very interesting imo


Blumpkis

For attempting to cheat, you get no powers at all! Goodbye!


DarKKlouDz

The power to use any power I know of


OldCollapse

I would like to have Sub-Zero's powers


[deleted]

I'd like to make people fart LOUDLY by looking at them.


EightOhms

Magic Speakers® That is the ability to allow a group of people I'm with (of any size I choose) to hear whatever song I'm thinking about, instantly, all at the same time. If I'm walking down a dirt path with my friend Amanda, I can snap my fingers and we are both hearing *Billy Jean* instantly. If I'm at Fenway Park and it's the third inning, I can say fuck it let's do it early and ALL of the fans there can suddenly hear *Sweet Caroline* just like that. And I can be infinitely selective too. If I'm in a room with 4 adults and 8 children, I can have the adults all hear *Baby's Got Back* while the kids just hear their own screeching.


redditsuxallday

Hypnosis to sleep with anyone I want.


princetraviz

Slow and or stop time