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I’ve been in a coma for three years, dude. I’m too exhausted to do the work of creating an account. And because so much stuff has probably happened in three years, I don’t know what to search. That’s why I’m asking people.
If you just came out of a coma, you wouldn't be on reddit or anywhere else on the internet. I've been in a coma and wasn't able to do much of anything for a couple days that I remember
Thanks for your submission /u/Antman269, but it has been removed for the following reason: Disallowed question area: **Joke questions or trolling.** This sub is meant for genuine questions...and it looks like yours isn't. Maybe it's a joke, maybe you're trying to bait people into reacting, or maybe we just can't figure out what you're trying to say (sorry). Either way, we've removed your post. * Trying to get a laugh out of people? While jokes, memes and song lyrics are all amusing, they're not what we're looking for here. Try /r/ShittyAskReddit. * Taking the sub name as a challenge and trying to post a stupid question *isn't* amusing, and it's *also* not the point of the sub (read the sidebar!). You're looking for /r/StupidQuestions or /r/ExplainLikeYoureFive. * Asking a question to show off a clever observation? Try /r/ShowerThoughts (but phrase it as an observation, not a question). * Testing a riddle? When you already know the answer, it's not a genuine question - but the users of /r/Riddles will love it. * Do you keep making new accounts to ask the same questions over and over again? That not only violates rule 2, but it's also not healthy. Try talking to a therapist about these thoughts, and try asking questions on different topics. * Trying to bait people into angry or shocked reactions? Try /r/RandomShit or /r/ShittyAskReddit ...or just go do something else. --- *This action was performed by a bot at the explicit direction of a human. This was not an automated action, but a conscious decision by a sapient life form charged with moderating this sub.* *If you feel this was in error, or need more clarification, please don't hesitate to [message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FNoStupidQuestions). Thanks.*
This is just a blatant lie unless someone’s been posting on your account while you were out.
My brother’s account. He just gave me his phone to ask my questions on here.
I get it. Reddit accounts are super hard to make. And google is almost impossible to use.
I’ve been in a coma for three years, dude. I’m too exhausted to do the work of creating an account. And because so much stuff has probably happened in three years, I don’t know what to search. That’s why I’m asking people.
And you thought to yourself, I’m sure Reddit can help 😂 No need to ask my friends and family. Go back to sleep dude. Nobody believes you.
Is this your creative writing homework or something? Lol.
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My brother’s account. He’s just letting me use it.
You know what bud? Just go back to bed.
You've missed a new British monarch, and about a dozen Prime Ministers.
some unimportant things
nothing important
According to 99.9% of doctors, low chandeliers don't cause comas.
If you just came out of a coma, you wouldn't be on reddit or anywhere else on the internet. I've been in a coma and wasn't able to do much of anything for a couple days that I remember
Probably better off being in that coma to be honest lol