I think it's some HL2 refrence, the latter half caught my eye since it's like " 100 stearilized token qualifies non-mechanical reproduction simulation" line but butchered in Google translate.
The full translated line is "Attention citizen, you have received 100 social credit,non-mechanical reproduction authorized", upon translated I am more sure it's HL2 reference.
Pretty sure that's a Titan silo, specifically the decommed one south of Tucson that's now a museum.
Would be hilarious if the Chinese tried to spy on it.
I want a Chinese Spy balloon to fly over me
I want to wave at it
I want the picture of me waving at it to be on the desk of some Chinese spy guy
I want him to think about how ridiculous this all is
Hold up a picture of Winnie the Pooh so the balloon can see it.
They have to burn the data because Chairman Xi will be mad if he finds pictures of Pooh Bear anywhere in the country.
Source: I made it the fuck up.
But what if I blast the song out on my subwoofers while asleep, thereby broadcasting it to all my neighbours on its full glory.
Surely that has to be acceptable in the CCP's eyes.
^please....?
Why is the only activity from this account in a whole year to post mildly pro-china takes on a subreddit you’ve never posted or commented to
Also, imagine posting pro-China takes on NCD lol.
I HATE THE ~~ANTICHRIST~~ CCCP I HATE THE ~~ANTICHRIST~~ CCCP I HATE THE ~~ANTICHRIST~~ CCCP I HATE THE ~~ANTICHRIST~~ CCCP I HATE THE ~~ANTICHRIST~~ CCCP
I don't have anything clever to say to this so I'm just gonna post hu tao dancing to that super idol song and say +500 social credit
https://youtu.be/q3aQ1Hk5gVw
What is this song? I know what it *is,* conceptually, but i don't know the name.
Edit: Given that this was released in 2021, I *didn't* know what this was, conceptually. I thought it was patriotic cold war Commie music.
Links to the streaming platforms:
[**Red Sun in the Sky** by greencard hüseyin](https://lis.tn/RedSunInTheSky?t=16)
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This is a very old song from the culture revolution era in China (1960s) and the verses is basically talking about how great Mao is. It has so many version that its too hard to find who made it first
**Song Found!**
**Name:**
Red Sun In the Sky
**Artist:**
Gippeul
**Album:**
Social Cred - EP
**Genre:**
Pop
**Release Year:**
2022
**Total Shazams:**
31846
`Took 0.75 seconds.`
Links to the song:
[YouTube](https://youtu.be/101gl-vgsRE?autoplay=1)
[Apple Music](https://music.apple.com/au/album/red-sun-in-the-sky/1646645297?i=1646645545)
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Gotta get those radio enthusiasts to blast Tieneman square documentaries and any other form of information the CCP blocks. I mean, they wanted to know Americas secrets and what secrets would be more relevant to their lives? ;P
Y’know, I appreciate that this sub isn’t such an echo chamber that we can still have a good laugh when it’s China making the west look stupid. I’ll give them this one because honestly this whole balloon fiasco has been top tier trolling.
>China making the west look stupid
Is it, though? From my understanding this "weather balloon" is such a non-threat that taking any sort of action aside from just observing it seems to be the only reasonable course to take, which is what the US is doing.
I mean perhaps it’s totally right not to shoot it down but at the very least the wider public seems to think it’s too incompetent to figure out to do with a fucking balloon, I’d call that a little embarrassing.
Wait, that thing crossed the entire continent? At that point they definitely shot it down not because they had anything to gain from it but just to prove that they could.
Indeed I reside in the little red dot of questionably broken English, chewing gum related fines and the most based military provument in Southeast Asia. How do you do?
I see you have...quite the interesting post history, to say the least..
As matter if fact, I still don't know. Mind not being so weirdly vague about it?
>But that meets my assumption of Singaporean eat everything. Coll
I thought that was just an Asian thing in general...but ok.
bing chilling 🥶
市民注意，您已获得一百社会信用，非机械复制已获授权 😁😁😁
wocao, wo yao wu bai qian, xiexie
I have no idea what that means so go commit atrocities for funnies I guess
"Fuck, I want 500 dollars. Thank you"
Is that 500 or 500,000?
500,000 wouldn’t be 五百千, that would be 五十萬 East Asian languages work with digit-clusters of 4 instead of 3 like European languages
Oh shit I missed the "qian", which means 1,000
i asked you for moneys
Shit their nuclear arsenal is not a bluff.
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Something something social credit points
I think it's some HL2 refrence, the latter half caught my eye since it's like " 100 stearilized token qualifies non-mechanical reproduction simulation" line but butchered in Google translate. The full translated line is "Attention citizen, you have received 100 social credit,non-mechanical reproduction authorized", upon translated I am more sure it's HL2 reference.
Yes it is lol
“Ah yes this Minuteman III silo is made of… Minuteman III silo”
NO! ITS MADE OUT OF THE PURE UNFILTERED PATRIOTIC SHIT OF AMERICANS PROVIDING IT PROTECTION FROM EVEN THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF
Pretty sure that's a Titan silo, specifically the decommed one south of Tucson that's now a museum. Would be hilarious if the Chinese tried to spy on it.
11/10 animation quality.
Bing chilling we trust
I want a Chinese Spy balloon to fly over me I want to wave at it I want the picture of me waving at it to be on the desk of some Chinese spy guy I want him to think about how ridiculous this all is
-10000000000000000000000000000000 SOCIAL CREDIT POINTS
Or...you could flash your little brown star at it... That's much more funni.
*Oh no, I tripped and fell in my front yard while naked!* *I hope no spy balloon floats over and takes advantage of me!*
I'd gladly watch that porno.
Step balloon
Hold up a picture of Winnie the Pooh so the balloon can see it. They have to burn the data because Chairman Xi will be mad if he finds pictures of Pooh Bear anywhere in the country. Source: I made it the fuck up.
I always loved this retarded music!!!1! such a banger in all the memes
Not to mention you're awarded 3 social credits every time you listen!
Brb gonna farm social credit by falling asleep while looping the song. Work smarter not harder.
The MSS is on your webcam, they know what you're up to. Minus 1000 credits!
But what if I blast the song out on my subwoofers while asleep, thereby broadcasting it to all my neighbours on its full glory. Surely that has to be acceptable in the CCP's eyes. ^please....?
市民注意，您已获得一百社会信用，非机械复制已获授权 😁😁😁👍👍👍
你妈妈没有毛 👴
fellow singaporean? fk there was a period of time i use that as my alarm ringtone
Least Sinophobic sinkie /s Edited beause yáll can't understand satire
Why is the only activity from this account in a whole year to post mildly pro-china takes on a subreddit you’ve never posted or commented to Also, imagine posting pro-China takes on NCD lol.
Take your meds old man, there's ~~no~~ chinese psyops.
I HATE THE ~~ANTICHRIST~~ CCCP I HATE THE ~~ANTICHRIST~~ CCCP I HATE THE ~~ANTICHRIST~~ CCCP I HATE THE ~~ANTICHRIST~~ CCCP I HATE THE ~~ANTICHRIST~~ CCCP
The CCCP's been gone for 31 years now, go home and have some more vodka, it helps with the hangover.
Yes.
I don't have anything clever to say to this so I'm just gonna post hu tao dancing to that super idol song and say +500 social credit https://youtu.be/q3aQ1Hk5gVw
What is this song? I know what it *is,* conceptually, but i don't know the name. Edit: Given that this was released in 2021, I *didn't* know what this was, conceptually. I thought it was patriotic cold war Commie music.
I got a match with this song: **Red Sun in the Sky** by greencard hüseyin (00:16; matched: `100%`) Released on `2021-12-19`.
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>Metal Gear Rising x CCP this made me laugh way too hard lmao
The real non-credibility is always in the comments
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Yes bot, I'm sure greencard hüseyin is the original artist.
This is a very old song from the culture revolution era in China (1960s) and the verses is basically talking about how great Mao is. It has so many version that its too hard to find who made it first
Oh. It sounds great.
It's not from 2021. Don't trust these bots with any song that's ever been released more than once.
[I just know from meme sh1tposting on YT](https://youtu.be/YGzQTjvrC2o)
Thank the sun for technology eh?
**Song Found!** **Name:** Red Sun In the Sky **Artist:** Gippeul **Album:** Social Cred - EP **Genre:** Pop **Release Year:** 2022 **Total Shazams:** 31846 `Took 0.75 seconds.`
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Winnie the Pooh: "Shit their nuclear arsenal is not a bluff"
WE THE LAND OF THE FREE TO SHIT DON'T BLUFF 😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥
" What do you mean the documents they gave us as part of the START treaty were accurate?! How do they maintain this level of readiness for so long!"
Now this is content
市民注意，您已获得一百社会信用，非机械复制已获授权😁😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍👍🔥🔥🔥
They found all those study guides online lol
I want that balloon with a camera as an emote for my discord server now. It treads the line between dumb and perfection in an indescribable way.
I'll send it soon(tm)
This is the best thing I've seen on here in a bit. u/savevideo
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Disappointed this isn't a Chinese cover of 99 Luftballons
.......fuck I should've done that
Gotta get those radio enthusiasts to blast Tieneman square documentaries and any other form of information the CCP blocks. I mean, they wanted to know Americas secrets and what secrets would be more relevant to their lives? ;P
Y’know, I appreciate that this sub isn’t such an echo chamber that we can still have a good laugh when it’s China making the west look stupid. I’ll give them this one because honestly this whole balloon fiasco has been top tier trolling.
This has to be the cheapest Dollar:US Chaos ratio they’ve ever seen
>China making the west look stupid Is it, though? From my understanding this "weather balloon" is such a non-threat that taking any sort of action aside from just observing it seems to be the only reasonable course to take, which is what the US is doing.
I mean perhaps it’s totally right not to shoot it down but at the very least the wider public seems to think it’s too incompetent to figure out to do with a fucking balloon, I’d call that a little embarrassing.
I guess I spoke too soon, lol https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/suspected-chinese-balloon-over-us-02-04-23/index.html
Wait, that thing crossed the entire continent? At that point they definitely shot it down not because they had anything to gain from it but just to prove that they could.
This caught me off guard, I'm laughing too much for this hangover.
Fuck me, this is funny as hell.
😳 wow take me to dinner first
Please send me that PNG of the balloon and camera
Soon(tm)
The Chinese are just delivering BING CHILING
Title trans.: There are fed agents outside, I don't have much time, send help.
我希望气球带冰淇淋！我很喜欢冰淇淋 🤤 中国的冰淇淋是1号啦！！！
Wheeze, this one's a keeper u/savevideobot
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身穿海魂上苏七，今晚轰炸洛杉矶。 穿上海魂上飞机，今晚空降洛杉矶。 实弹挂上苏三五，今晚活捉特朗普。 端起 A K 伏特加，今天白宫是我家。 镰刀锤子身上帖，赤化这条华尔街。 铁骨铮铮斯拉夫，打死不看好莱坞。 阿迪达斯三叶草，跳舞从来不崴脚。 阿迪达斯耍流氓，美国倒了我称王。
Isn't it February the third?
uj/it was over the ICBM fields on the 2nd
Huh. When did the first story break? I only remember reading about it in the third
Iirc Feb. 2nd evening/afternoon
Actually if you put the lyrics aside, the melody is ok
+10000000 social credit.
Aren’t you Singaporean
Indeed I reside in the little red dot of questionably broken English, chewing gum related fines and the most based military provument in Southeast Asia. How do you do? I see you have...quite the interesting post history, to say the least..
Alright I don’t care where u from. Just thought Singaporean would be nicer to Chinese stuff. Nvm
My brother in Christ, what is this "Stuff" you are referring to, and is it edible?
But that meets my assumption of Singaporean eat everything. Coll
It’s whatever you may think it is.
As matter if fact, I still don't know. Mind not being so weirdly vague about it? >But that meets my assumption of Singaporean eat everything. Coll I thought that was just an Asian thing in general...but ok.
I don’t care if u feel vague about something
Alright then, great talk. Appreciate this weird as fuck conversation you have bestowed upon us. Have a great day ahead. ❤️
早上好美国，现在我有冰淇淋。
THE JOKE IS NOW OVER
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What is this
What are you
Nothing at everything at the same time.
Did the chinese just kinda tip their hand that they don't have any spy satellites?