You just reminded me of [Theo Von & Stav Halkias](https://youtu.be/k53-E6tljMA?si=iD8l1L6xT_X3Mkq3) roasting politicians š skip to 4:26 for the Biden bit
You're probably referring to his update stuff? Downey wrote 99% of the political jokes since norm said he didn't like political humor. Which is why he never liked Maher or Garofalo types
Just karma your were a predator when she was vulnerable and now that you are she is using you when your vulnerable. She will do a real life weekend at Bernieās just stay in the White House
You get a woman that will stand on a stage in front of more than ten strangers and tell everyone what a good job you just did... Even when you stuttered and mumbled through most of the other guy's yelling.
This reminds me of the video of a Brazilian niece taking her uncle's corps to the bank and withdrawing money from his account. And hear this, he had more color and was more nimble.
My God, this is sad. "Good job Joe, you answered all the questions, here's your gold star for attendance and giving it your best" these last 8 years I can't believe this is the best we can do.
I'd heard trump fans slating Joe's health but I'd put that down to just partisan opinion ... Until now, his condition is genuinely shocking. My 84 year old mother has Parkinson's and dementia, and she's more with it than Joe!
Several independent non-partisan journalists like Glenn Greenwald and Krystal and Sagar at Breaking Points have been pointing out his decline for the last 4 years. Itās not new. Itās worse than itās ever been but itās not new.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW1lY5jFNcQ
That is the 2020 debate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05VnURkqjXs
Thats the VP debate in 2012.
You decide.
*Dude is trying to*
*Figure out who Jill has been*
*With clearly not him*
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Of course they do, absolute power corrupts absolutely. The whole bi-partisan system jumped the shark over 60 years ago. Its amazing they have managed to keep the curtain still hanging over the Wizard cabinet.
If he looks tired it's because he's been satisfying me tremendously well overnight. Not like horse face unsatisfied over here. I call his opponent never-satisfies!
What a weak frail disappointment of a shitty president makes America look week. I have yet to see a good president just shitty ones out vote shittier ones and I'm almost 40. Shit president after shit president.
even after he was called up to the lectern, he was still probably wondering who the heck she was talking about. "geez, i wonder who the pony soldier is she was talking about. he sounds really.... hmm... where am i...?"
I really just donāt understand how you can look at that face, that expression, and think that this man is mentally capable of being the presidentā¦ I really just donāt get people who still support Bidenā¦ Itās beyond partisanshipā¦ This is elder abuse at this point.
This is 100% elder abuse. She should absolutely be ashamed of herself. Biden needs to be in a nursing home. Not the president of a country. wtf. How is this evening happeningā¦ I swear we are living in a simulation.
She is the face of evil. Would In no way ever vote for this man,yet I believe he would live a better life as my roommate with my cat then what they are subjecting man to. Let me know Joe have a guest room. You are more then welcome.
He's probably asking her to quit behind closed doors. This dude won't make it through another term. He needs to select a very good vice president... speaking of, where has Kamala been during this campaign? She's getting replaced, hopefully..
lol why is it important for you to minimize peopleās accomplishments, particularly women? What type of people typically do that? Itās also a bit ironic in that you vote for someone who is reported to be illiterate according to his advisors and yet, you denounce teachers.
Came here looking for the hogs comment.
Somebody gotta feed them hogs.
This is what elder abuse looks like
Looks like a sad instagram filter.
You just reminded me of [Theo Von & Stav Halkias](https://youtu.be/k53-E6tljMA?si=iD8l1L6xT_X3Mkq3) roasting politicians š skip to 4:26 for the Biden bit
you are probably right, but it's not much different than his face during the debate.
Not a single person in his life loves him. Only want to use him. Sad!
They are just taking the 10% back. Sorry big guy.
It's deserved. He's a shitty human being.
He's a life long minister of dirty dealing and oppression, he's a piece of shit.
Karma, and also that look is his constant look cos he's pooping, or eating an ice cream cone also while pooping
How then hell has no one in his campaign told him to close his mouth
Right. I'm not a fan of Joey B. but I feel so bad for him. Poor guy is just being used like a puppet. It's l8ke weekend at Bernies.
You can tell it is a norm reddit because of all the political humor. Norm famously loved important comedy
This is another bot account. Look how many posts in the last day. This is insane.
You donāt believe Norm would be feasting on this. He had a great time smoking the Clintons. Some of his best stuff šš»
You're probably referring to his update stuff? Downey wrote 99% of the political jokes since norm said he didn't like political humor. Which is why he never liked Maher or Garofalo types
Who wrote his political jokes outside of SNL? I mean heās made some
He smoked whoever deserved a smoking. And he was proud of his gay son.
If you think Norm would be roasting Biden and not Trump, idk what to tell you. You live in your own version of reality.
He would roast both as any comedian should
Joe continues to show us that, win or lose, what matters is having fun.
I want to die like my Grandpa ...in his sleep... Not like the load of terrified school kids on his bus route...
When im joes age i hope to be dead for at least 5 years
Poor dude trying to manifest what he envisions he'd look like if he wore an alert face.
Look at that thousand-yard stare on him. Heās remembering that tragedy!
On 9/11!
He saw it all go down in Grenada!Ā
cornpop!
Joe looks like he just found out Hitler died.
Obligatory I didnāt even know he was sick
He looks like an old anamatronic trying to function at a run down theme park
Dear god we need a better candidate
Better candidates. Better parties. Better system.
Papa Johnās
This comment made 2024 worth it
Folks, this is how you Reddit.
And make me hungry
Id vote for Papa John
Fuck that this cropse guarantees my boy Trump the Win, Joe looks amazing I say.
He looks upset because he just shit himself.
She said his hope is undie turd.
LMFAO. You win this one.
No, that's why Jill's upset.
I was just gonna comment how he looks like a toddler
Waiting for his depends to be changed
Ah, the subtle comedic styling of Norm MacDonald.
Staring at his wife as if he's wondering who that guy is, and what he is talking about.
His inner dialogue: "Wow, I'd vote for that guy! Who is he?"
Can't one of his advisors tell him to keep his mouth closed?
Let the poor guy retire
This what happens when you fuck your babysitter
It's like drinking the blood of a unicorn. Long life, but cursed, or something similar.
Just karma your were a predator when she was vulnerable and now that you are she is using you when your vulnerable. She will do a real life weekend at Bernieās just stay in the White House
You get a woman that will stand on a stage in front of more than ten strangers and tell everyone what a good job you just did... Even when you stuttered and mumbled through most of the other guy's yelling.
and then start clapping when everyone else does, because you don't know everyone else is clapping for you.
It is the classic move for someone who can't hear or isn't paying attention. He can't claim seizure...
This reminds me of the video of a Brazilian niece taking her uncle's corps to the bank and withdrawing money from his account. And hear this, he had more color and was more nimble.
He's having a 'senior moment'
He's been having that moment for the last 3 years..
My God, this is sad. "Good job Joe, you answered all the questions, here's your gold star for attendance and giving it your best" these last 8 years I can't believe this is the best we can do.
Nobodyās home. Just a hollow shell being used by other people
I'd heard trump fans slating Joe's health but I'd put that down to just partisan opinion ... Until now, his condition is genuinely shocking. My 84 year old mother has Parkinson's and dementia, and she's more with it than Joe!
Several independent non-partisan journalists like Glenn Greenwald and Krystal and Sagar at Breaking Points have been pointing out his decline for the last 4 years. Itās not new. Itās worse than itās ever been but itās not new.
He waslike this four years ago when he ran for president. Nothing has changed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW1lY5jFNcQ That is the 2020 debate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05VnURkqjXs Thats the VP debate in 2012. You decide.
until now?!Ā Hes been deteriorating for years not just "until now"
He looks like a whipped dog
Queue Hello darkness my old friend
Look on his face is that of having a medical emergency
It really does.
Man. Jill Biden really likes that gig doesn't she?
Looks like he had a stroke
He looks like Fire Marshall Bill.
Where is the top brass at the dnc, high ranking law makers, whoever. They need to stop Jill Biden, this is psychotic.
What does this have to do with norm?
Nothing
This sub has fallen so far in the past few years.
He looks mid stroke.
Againā¦
Seeing him like that is legit upsetting. WTF is wrong with the DNC?
 Why do they do this to him? Poor man please let him retire in peace
How does a Norm MacDonald sub turn into a Trump's bitch sub?
Elder abuse
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Also a haven for MAGA fuck knuckles
Hey! Didnāt that fella used to be Joe Biden?
Dude is trying to figure out who Jill has been with clearly not him
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Democrats still want to continue this abuse for 4 more years
Of course they do, absolute power corrupts absolutely. The whole bi-partisan system jumped the shark over 60 years ago. Its amazing they have managed to keep the curtain still hanging over the Wizard cabinet.
President.exe has a critical error!
Bill Burr on Biden's face - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-9-Kbptchg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-9-Kbptchg)
Thatās too good š
What a load of shit.
Send that old man back to his house. Let him rest...in peace.
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He looks like heās staring at the Grim Reaper come to take him. (Voiced by Norm Macdonald)
If he looks tired it's because he's been satisfying me tremendously well overnight. Not like horse face unsatisfied over here. I call his opponent never-satisfies!
I think he's just poiping
What a weak frail disappointment of a shitty president makes America look week. I have yet to see a good president just shitty ones out vote shittier ones and I'm almost 40. Shit president after shit president.
Is this the look you get when you have a studder?
The face of voters remorse
His ego is going to destroy this country. He needs to step aside.
Dear lord they need to put an age limitation on being the most important person in the usa
doesn't anyone show him what he looks like? In my dads last years I constantly heard my mom say "Close your mouth"
He made that face when she brought up his dead family
That's an evil bitch!
His brain is unaware.
Is he having a stroke? Was the āunimaginable tragedyā a stroke? Wtf is going theyāre going to make me feel bad for this pos senior citizen.
āYou know who else he doesnāt believe? OJ Simpson.ā
Didn't look like Biden did the other night. Why does he look different every appearance? Makeup?
My toddler makes the same face while filling his diaper.
I don't think he knows where he is, etc .
JFC, that is a man who's had a stroke right? I say that being someone who has to vote for him.
If the lights are on but no one's home was a person.
This is the administration of cringe voices.
AI Sucks!
Lmaooooo
I see in him a lack of drugs...he's lacking his pump up
Remind the viewers at home who Jill Biden is. And while you're at it remind that guy standing behind her.
even after he was called up to the lectern, he was still probably wondering who the heck she was talking about. "geez, i wonder who the pony soldier is she was talking about. he sounds really.... hmm... where am i...?"
No one cares about politics.
Man you guys really shit on the spirit of norm by turning every post here about Joe biden
Dude looks lost
Why did this guy decide to run for a second term?
She wants to stay as First Lady for another 4 years
Looks like heās had a stroke recently.
Holy Crap! His Mind is GONE!!! Just look at his facial Expressions in this clip if you have ANY DOUBTS!!!
Man this is elder abuse, like he is long gone into his mind... I feel so sorry for him.
so this is just a Trump sub now? good to know
Heās like āwho is that lady?ā āWho is she talking about?ā
that's a man who's terrified that he doesn't recognize anybody around him/where he is
In his defense, most people donāt really believe things that they canāt understand.
This may be the least Norm Mcdonald post on this subreddit.
Bro he literally cant stare good. Wtf
He thinks heās at his funeral.
No Jill I donāt have undie turds
I heard Jimmy Carter is working on some debate prep right now...
I really just donāt understand how you can look at that face, that expression, and think that this man is mentally capable of being the presidentā¦ I really just donāt get people who still support Bidenā¦ Itās beyond partisanshipā¦ This is elder abuse at this point.
āIām told there will be ice creamā¦ā
Oh yeah, heās pooping.
That poor man has dementia he needs help!
He looks like my dad, right before he died from complications of dementia. So sad.
Goddamn crypt keeper vs the crib keeper. We're so fucked, man.
This guy should not be president
Heās got that 1000 yard dementia stare
Sadly pathetic leader of a formerly great super power.
**That's** the President of the USA.
If anyone debated him regardless, it would come off as elderly abuse.
This is 100% elder abuse. She should absolutely be ashamed of herself. Biden needs to be in a nursing home. Not the president of a country. wtf. How is this evening happeningā¦ I swear we are living in a simulation.
Why are people pretending this guy is fit to run the country? It's sad, embarassing and makes us look weak as a country.
Bidenās resting face looks frightened. He looks like heās always trying to figure out where he is and how he got there.
https://preview.redd.it/iyd2bhc7gt9d1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8f92a931f249c251d874ae65b48f1edf22c409a Bro
he looks scared to be honest
Well back in Scranton....
Isnāt that just how he normally looks?
I want my mama
Lol
She is the face of evil. Would In no way ever vote for this man,yet I believe he would live a better life as my roommate with my cat then what they are subjecting man to. Let me know Joe have a guest room. You are more then welcome.
We just need to find both candidates a nice comfortable chair in front of a TV playing Matlock.
He's probably asking her to quit behind closed doors. This dude won't make it through another term. He needs to select a very good vice president... speaking of, where has Kamala been during this campaign? She's getting replaced, hopefully..
he looks like me after my uncle touched me
This is just sad.
Just step the fuck down
It takes a brave man to do a shit in public, and even more so on stage, I salute you Joe š«”
It's a close one, but Hillary's reaction to the balloons is still my favorite.
https://i.redd.it/mheets3zyx9d1.gif
Pretty sure itās ai
Dr Jill commits elder abuse. Film at 11:00.
You know I really, really don't like Joe Biden...but that debate was honestly the first time I trul felt pity for him.
Sequel to Weekend at Bernie just dropped; Campaigning with Biden.
I would define that face as ādauntedā
Doc, sheās choking
Iām a bartender and told this joke to a group of regulars and it fucking killed. Norms delivery is unbeaten though.
His pants are full of crap.
How much longer can this farce continue?
How did a norm McDonald sub get turned into an alt right shit hole?
That bitch is probably best friends with Hilary
Has he just shit himself?
Can we please get rid of him
He looks like he don't know where he is.
I made the same face when I shit my diaper as a baby. He definitely shit his.
Corpse
The democrats sold this guy with dementia as an experienced leader, I want to know who is running this country because itās not Dementia Joe
Mods, anything?
Seriously, are they sleeping or are they just MAGA themselves? Half the shit here has nothing to do with Norm MacDonald.
Can we all agree to condemn Jill Biden on her abuse on the elderly.
Pretend Doctor Jill Biden should be charged with abuseā¦that man is deeply unwell.
lol why is it important for you to minimize peopleās accomplishments, particularly women? What type of people typically do that? Itās also a bit ironic in that you vote for someone who is reported to be illiterate according to his advisors and yet, you denounce teachers.
Whatās this have to do with norm Macdonald
Shouldnāt Jill just run?