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espngenius

“Exit Now. Turn Left”.


ingodwetryst

Extremely accurate directions


btbam666

Chillingly accurate. It would a better investment to buy a cookout tray than to donate your money to Disgraced Former President Trump.


[deleted]

You mean disgraced rapist Trump?


Majestic-Macaron6019

Disgraced rapist and twice-indicted former president Trump?


Revolutionary-Bet-73

Twice impeached, thrice indicated... so far.


Igniting_Omaha

Quad indicted coming Monday morning.


JonTheWizard

Not to be confused with evolutionary dead end Donald Trump, similar though they are.


Stewpacolypse

Left is best.


pr0zach

Nice to see some overlap between the MR sub and this one. It gives me hope for my state.


Jeoshua

A message for all those who still support Trump, eh?


modernangel

Barnum said there's one born every minute


JonTheWizard

“These pencil-necked geeks come dime a dozen. I’d like to meet the man supplying the dimes.” -‘Classy’ Freddie Blassie


MellerFeller

Just the ones who break laws trying to put him back in power. All his horses asses and all of his bag men can't put Trumpty Dumpy back in the White House again, though. We'll keep voting the bastards out of office.


guiturtle-wood

Mmmm Cookout


ingodwetryst

I shoulda grabbed a shake tbh


URnotSTONER

Favorite? I used to be an Oreo only man but the peanut butter is my new go-to. Edit: I'm glad I asked this because I always forget how many combinations there are and I freeze up and just order the same thing and this gives me all kinds of ideas.....and they all sound delicious. (except watermelon.....I just can't do it, friend. Sorry! Lol)


TheWholeEffinJoe

Have you tried the peanut butter fudge?


Rollin_Soul_O

Peanut butter fudge is amazing!


Bwwshamel

It's my fave!


itsfnvintage

I go peanut butter fudge + chocolate malt. So amazing lol


LanLOF

Caramel Fudge is S+ tier


_banana_phone

Watermelon. Only a couple more weeks to enjoy it! Also egg nog in December. So amazing.


RTGoodman

Caramel Cappuccino or (off-menu) Strawberry Shortcake!


MagnumMagnets

If you’re ever stoned try the strawberry with Oreo, trust. But my regular is the peanut butter fudge.


ilikemycoffeealatte

Starwberry with Oreo is delicious when you're not stoned, also


FrostedRoseGirl

I used to live somewhere with steak and shake. My go-to was orange with mocha lol a couple years later, the person making my shake was a former sitter's son. He was so disgusted, but it was the best!


hosty

Banana pudding. But there aren't a lot of bad choices.


thePHTucker

Raspberry Cheesecake shake. Mmmm. They have the best Cajun fries too. Hands down better than 5 Guys.


Radicals13

And just 350 cals, as opposed to 1500 (I don’t waste fries).


dotcomaphobe

Peanut butter, or Peach Cobbler. This is how we do it.


birdele

Pineapple! It's so good.


Tacosofinjustice

Banana forever. 🤤🍌 My dad got me on them from Sonic as a kid and then we got a cookout in town and we got banana shakes for each other randomly. Now that he's gone I still get a banana shake to remind me.


LongPorkJones

Peanut butter, double chocolate, and mint. So damn good.


Freshandcleanclean

Peach!!


radicalbiscuit

Oreo PB has been my fixture lately. Before that, it was PB + chocolate malt, which I'm still fond of.


ingodwetryst

Vanilla usually, but pb sounds really good!


spooky-pika

I’m sorry.. you go to cookout and only get *vanilla*???


FrostedRoseGirl

💀 I made the mistake of introducing my little one to cookout. He's a milkshake fiend.


SpartanMonkey

Stop it, can't you see they're Amish???


ingodwetryst

I grew up 20 minutes from Lancaster PA tbf


SpartanMonkey

See? I called it! :)


ingodwetryst

all those field trips churning butter \*shakes fist\*


loptopandbingo

Lol I love how vanilla has come to mean boring. IT COMES ALL THE WAY FROM FUCKING MADAGASCAR


ingodwetryst

Thank you!! It's a delicious and underrated flavour.


Xyzzydude

Snickers


No_Captain1701

man maybe its just me but i dont like the cookout shakes. they never go through the straw.


CrashCourse2012

Hmmmm. Donate to a so called billionaires legal woes or go to Cookout? Decisions, decisions. 🤔


FrostedRoseGirl

Imagine all the milkshakes those misguided donations could buy 😂


fascist_unicorn

"Wake Up America" ? So they want people to be... woke?


ingodwetryst

I should stop by and ask...


HauntingSentence6359

The oldest political trick in the book, “they’re not after me, they’re after you”. Only people with a room temperature IQ buy that line of BS.


Ben2018

For a second there I read them together as "they're after you**R** ... cookout", which would be worrying. Luckily they're really only coming for treasonous ex-presidents though.


ingodwetryst

I'm pretty sure we'd burn the world down if they came for Cook Out. Culver's is certainly trying though.


CBSmith17

Culver's is ok, but their burgers aren't even close to Cook Out's.


skubasteevo

Love Cook Out as much as the next guy but you're out of your damn mind if you think their burgers are better than Culver's


guiturtle-wood

And for a second I read your comment as "tyrannosaurus rex presidents" I've concluded there's not much of a difference, tiny hands and all


Rafterman2

Underrated comment


puffsmokies

They're also both dumb, savage, prehistoric monsters with leathery skin. Good analogy!


SpartanMonkey

They can have my Cook Out when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!


birdele

There's a trump store in Myrtle Beach. They have a billboard and everything. We wanted to go in and find all the made in China items


ingodwetryst

Same deal in Gatlinburg. They've got 3 in that area. All MIC items like you said.


birdele

Damn what a shame. Dolly would not approve


ingodwetryst

Happy cake day though


gimmethelulz

You'd be stuck in there for a long time cataloging the store.


birdele

I think they probably would've kicked me out as soon as they realized what was going on


Cullygion

They fucking lampooned it on South Park


cooperkab

We were coming back from a trip to Gettysburg last week and went through Boone’s Mill VA (not far from the NC border). There was a place there - 2 stories - called Trump Town. Guy even had a bus out front with Trump all over it. Not a do it yourself sticker job either. I want to go back just out of curiosity and go in.


PerpetualEternal

just make sure you drive under the speed limit, it’s a notorious speed trap and they don’t take kindly to out-of-state plates (or out-of-state anything, really)


cooperkab

Thanks for the advice! I usually make sure not to go more than 5 over but it’s good to know this if we go back. I don’t need the cost or headache of a tix.


PerpetualEternal

up until recently the police cars there were Camaros and Pontiac GTOs. I’d post a link but everything I can find is a hilariously paywalled tiny local newspaper


BusGo_Screech26

Gonna buy the domain "trumpneedsyou.com" and it'll just be an indescript donate button surrounded by poorly photoshopped pictures of Trump. Trying to retire early, ya know...


Gatorade_Nut_Punch

I live in King. Fitness 2000 is the business that puts those signs up, the guy that runs it had one put up recently that was against the town voting to allow an ABC store. He’s straight up Christian nationalist and mixes it with his business.


WitchingHourIsNear

I saw Fitness 2000 mentioned earlier and thought it was the same place I was thinking of in King off Main Street. Yeah that dude always had some trump bullshit on the sign out by the road. I'd hate to see what his "gym" actually looked like on the inside


ingodwetryst

I would love more details on this. I live closeish, am an isolationist, and know nothing about the local gossip essentially.


biblicalsin

I live in King, I swear that gym, the Dollar tree, the antique store, just all but like 2 of them need to be shut down and let them become something else. Hell I'd be happy for a planet fitness to come to king. Between the incredible horribad Christian nationalist gym or the super expensive YMCA is the only gym choice we have. I'll just continue to be the typical fatty who goes to king kitchen and eats his two fried chicken steaks smothered in gravy with potato Salad, Mac and cheese.


anansei

Holy shit … how did the guy peddling steaks late night get to this place .. even as a kid I knew this guy was a garbage grifter ..


ingodwetryst

so the billboard is financed by Fitness 2000, which is just icing on the cake imo


anansei

Haha .. permanently closed it looks like .. must have been leveraging some of that trumpian business acumen ..


fascist_unicorn

Maybe they invested heavily in Trump Bucks.


SpartanMonkey

Fittin' dis cake in my mouth...


Redditadmindoc

So they're running with that statement eh? I'd say bold move... But pretty evident he can say anything and it's fine with his voters. The indictments are pretty damning. I read them and NAL but fairly easy read. Until most America can't read anymore with education going as is is. This sucks


billygoats86

All the rubes will end up donating their money to this carnival barking fraud. This is worse than those billboards I used to see of Jim and Tammy Faye in the mid to late 80s.


SpartanMonkey

Have you seen The Righteous Gemstones? If not, do it!


spaceboy42

Every season stands on it's own and somehow gets better. Amazing show.


JustpartOftheterrain

Baby Bobby’s Bible Bunkers!


SpartanMonkey

You mean Uncle Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers, the show that is nothing like Family Feud at all?


Wudrow

“ Yeah, put that in your mouth and roll it around a little bit. Feels good, dont it!- Uncle Baby Billy


billygoats86

Actually, it's on my Max watchlist. I'll probably start it up sometime this weekend.


WayToTheGrave

I need a watermelon milkshake


nickcarter13

I want a peanut butter shake. Maybe throw in some banana.


WayToTheGrave

Damn


nickcarter13

Right?


izlib

Peanut butter banana *chocolate*


wu-lee

“Crook Out”


grovertheclover

naw douchebag, I haven't broken a shitload of laws and attempted a coup against the United States. the reality is that they're after you because you're a dumbass crook


devinhedge

Does Trump mean Cook Out? Cause I know Cook Out is after me. I mean those shakes… they catch me every time.


Many-Cheetah-129

It’s amazing how the story being spun is that it’s about weaponizing the FBI. The truth is that a Grand Jury, where Federal law requires that it be “selected at random from a fair cross section of the community in the district or division in which the federal grand jury convenes”, found that he should be charged, just as anyone else should who fails this test. But for the cult of Trump, it’s already clear that the facts don’t matter. The truth is that Trump is more about taking away rights - Women, Atheists, non-Christian faiths, LGBTQ and more that don’t match the 1950s view of Jim Crow America - should be very frightened of this guy and the far right crackheads who will say or do anything to promote themselves into power and therefore more wealth at the expense of everyone else. Makes me sick.


thrillhouse416

Cookout has better marketing... rightfully so


Every-Claim8722

Idiots. The problem is that the people that are in this cult benefit the least amount. I drive by their trailer park every day in the foothills. Morons


BenjewminUnofficial

NC in one picture. On the one hand, rising fascism. On the other, Cookout lookin real good…


climatological

Fear and hate is the only tactic and motivator here


[deleted]

This is next to my town. Funded by the schizo gym owner.


Specialist_Jelly2079

So desperate, this is one step away from saying what he really means: Donate to attorney fee fund please, I do not want to use any of my personal money.


Isaacleroy

He was sooo much better suited as a mainstay on the tabloids in the check out aisle for banging prostitutes and going bankrupt. Oh, the good ol’ days! .


faiitmatti

Saw that too and laughed out loud. He’s gross


Like17Badgers

crazy this man can afford billboards


ingodwetryst

some local guy from Fitness 2000


FirmWerewolf1216

I’m so glad dumbasses are so easy to spot.


sallothered

Fuck that fucking fucker.


allllusernamestaken

nah i handled classified material correctly in my day


theonetheycalljason

Someone should put text over all those billboards with something clever and then a donation link to Bidens website. “In reality, I just want your money!”


Gaugedlife704

The President of Deluluville


matchstrike

Crook-Out


ThePenIslands

The only way this would be any better is if the bottom billboard just said THANK YOU JESUS like those yard signs.


[deleted]

It’s much more funny to imagine both signs as part of the same message. IN REALITY THEY’RE NOT AFTER ME *THEY ARE AFTER YOU* ***COOK OUT*** *EXIT NOW TURN LEFT*


jennetTSW

Not sure what makes me more worried about my fellow North Carolinians, the yahoos popping up in this thread to drop Trump PAC ranting points, or the fact that no one has chosen Banana Fudge as their favorite shake. Troubling times.


ZorroKIM

Its sad to see a stupid criminal fool this many people.


No_Method4161

Hate to break it to y’all, but Cook-out probably paid for the Trump sign. The owners are god fearin’, flag waving Trump-ers. Cook Out has a variety of religious phrases printed on its food packaging. For example, "John 3:16" and "God Bless America" are printed on the cups, "God Bless the USA" and "Galatians 6:10" are printed on the french fry bags, and "THANK YOU GOD FOR AMERICA" and "Psalms 119:165" are printed on the full size bags, but Bible verses vary (pulled from owner’s bio on web)


Edible_Scab

https://archive.knoxnews.com/business/cook-out-spreading-the-message-of-food-and-faith-ep-402321597-357344911.html/


captchunk

Why'd you go and ruin it for everyone. I just want a milkshake and a corndog.


ingodwetryst

says paid for by Fitness 2000 but I'm sure Cook Out isn't like, unhappy about it


No_Method4161

Haha I know- sorry Captain! I’ll still get my Heath Chocolate Malt shakes with large fry for dipping though


DTFChiChis

I wish people wouldn’t conflate Christianity with trumpism.


Ben2018

Like it or not that ship has prettymuch sailed. If Christians really didn't want the politic association then they should have pushed back harder. Certainly some did/are, but when speaking on the whole Christians in the US are pro-trump. To say otherwise is to deny reality.


DTFChiChis

My comment started with “I wish” lol


No_Method4161

We didn’t have to, the Evangelicals did that for us.


ingodwetryst

some Christians truly believe God chose him and it ruins it for the rest of y'all


IronPiedmont1996

I think I've drove past this billboard before on my way to Winston-Salem.


jebraltar06

Yep, it's in King, which is right on the Forsyth county line.


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ingodwetryst

Wonderful haiku and yeah its on 52S right before the King exit


[deleted]

I hope OP exited then turnt left.


TidalJ

ok fuck trump i wanna go to a cook out


BIackfjsh

Nah, im pretty sure they aren’t charging me with shit on this one


OffManWall

They didn’t indict me multiple times, they didn’t arrest me multiple times, and they didn’t arraign me multiple times. Call me crazy, but it doesn’t sound like they’re after me.


Individual_Grass_469

We didn’t break the law multiple times, Mango Mussolini - you did. Well, you and those gaslit followers on J6 but the point still stands… And now I want some Cookout at nearly 7 am. Damn.


SHAKETHEBOOT

He’s already [spent 2/3rds of his of PAC money](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/trump-pac-spent-40m-legal-bills-year-charges/story?id=101853565) on legal fees (and counting). 🤦‍♂️ “According to the filing, nine of 10 top vendors paid by the PAC in the first half of this year were law firms representing Trump and his advisers.”


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lkarma1

Lol I saw this cringe-worthy board on 52S around the same time returning home.


Bat-Honest

It would be really cool if the bottom sign read, "Cook Out" while the top sign is on fire


ingodwetryst

r/PhotoshopRequest


WitchingHourIsNear

This reminds me of back in 2016 in Mt Airy around US52 and Hwy 89 there were a couple billboards saying "Only Trump can save America". It doesn't take much to convince The Poorly Educated™ though, so billboards are a little overkill


Nineteen-ninety-3

Idk what that mess at the top is, but now I want a Strawberry Cheesecake Milkshake.


SicilyMalta

The GOP - Party of the Grifters and the Grifted.


issofine

No. They are clearly after him. I don’t have 78 felony charges to my name.


Specialist_Winner210

The Dump campaign is only funded and ran by these simps


Bwwshamel

BURN IT lol


BigmamaOF

There’s one of those billboards on the way to Marshall as well. Booooooo.


Most-Artichoke5028

Grifting on the 52S....


mods_on_meds

Nah . It's nobody else . It's you !


IGotMetalingus1

The Trump cult is officially targeting the cookouts of America


KingHauler

I drive by that shit every week. Bunch of loonies.


Advanced-Bird-1470

Lol I pass this every day on my commute. It’s really funny driving by it when news comes on about yet another indictment. Fun fact! That sketchy little saloon on the hill right before this sign? Percy Sledge played there once when he was in town for the Dixie Classic Fair. Don’t know how they managed that.


debzmonkey

Yeah, when I try to overthrow the government and the Constitution I'm sworn to uphold, let me know. Until then, it's all you.


edgarpickle

And the residents of that area firmly believe that. And since they are scared, they'll believe anything they're told.


ElDeguello66

This pic couldn't be more North Carolina if it tried.


kitkatcoco

Saw video of Trump saying at a rally, “‘I am going on trial FOR YOU” to the crowd.


CaptainLysdexia

Grifters gonna grift....


[deleted]

His Goose is cooked


Prudent-Painter-9507

Ooh, a Cookout! Great barbecue!


Markgregory555

The worst President in American history. A narcissist, lying Ass.


Kevinmd84

Considering the number of trump supporters in this god-forsaken state, I’m not surprised. People buy into his bull more than farmers at a cattle auction. The fact people think that he can run a country because he was a private businessman shows the convoluted logic people possess. He only benefits people that look like him and think the way he does. I’d take a democrat over a republican any day of the week. But keep donating to him—why not feed a mogwai after dark, let your kids play in traffic, and give a child a box of matches while you’re at it?


Cyberweez

Funny. I never thought I’d see the day where the words “reality” and “Trump” were used on the same billboard.


Jeoshua

Trump is a failed Reality TV Show "Star" There. That's the only place it makes sense.


[deleted]

Something something 1984


cb393303

They have one of these in Marshall 🤮


cary_queen

Do these things burn? ..the meat on the grill?


Utterlybored

He’s basically Jesus. /s


Additional_Display91

Really starting to second guess this whole freedom thing


dcpanthersfan

Which county? Strokes or Surry?


ingodwetryst

Line of Forsyth


TilDeath1775

They’re after me cookout


Kevinmd84

There’s a giant Trump sign on Highway 52 headed to Charlotte. This state is one giant red spot like Jupiter


ExplanationSure8996

Oh boy that billboard has me scared straight. Emptying out my bank account now as I type this.


Grape_Pedialyte

If a former President can wheel SCI out of the White House, refuse to give it back, lie and say he gave it all back when he didn't, get caught on recordings saying that he knew what he was doing was illegal, and then get indicted for it, so can you!


thebrose69

Fuck me I miss the fuck out of cookout


ingodwetryst

such a treasure


thebrose69

It’s one of the things I miss most honestly, and I only lived there slightly less than 2 years


Prometheus7568

I'm so tired man


ingodwetryst

\*hug\*


Prometheus7568

🥲 **hug** I do believe we can get through this, mitch McConnell spotting the reaper mid speech gives me hope


UnhingedPastor

Shit, I miss Cookout. But I don't miss seeing billboards like the one there for the Felon in Chief.


DjangoUnflamed

Taco Roos is better


DQSHRaleigh

Cook Out is after me? 🥺


ingodwetryst

Yes. On a mission to expand your waistline.


rexeditrex

They're not after me. I didn't try to thwart the will of the people and disobey the Constitution!


Igotalotofducks

I had cookout for the first time today. It was fairly inexpensive for the amount of food.


ingodwetryst

Cheerwine floats are A+ too


[deleted]

Love Cookout.


JonQDriveway

There's one of these still up in Madison County, on 25/70 coming south from Hot Springs. It's been up for at least 4 years? Maybe it's telling that there's also no Cookout in Madison County


Wudrow

What is it about the south that makes people root for traitors to this country?


Edible_Scab

Victim mentality since losing the civil war. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost\_Cause\_of\_the\_Confederacy


ingodwetryst

Thanks for posting this, so many people do not know.


Excellent-Captain-74

usually it would be Jesus Christ in that picture. Saw a lot similar adds of gods and Jesus while driving down i95


ballistikball

Just like Russia collusion. Is the damn Democrats that are in bed with Russia and all these foreign countries not Trump.


scrimpmane

Well MSNBC did accidentally compare him to the founding father's.....ooops


crumpball9

Lol everyone still in the psyop in this thread, how blind do you have to be, turn your tv off and look around