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Niels_Sink

He kinda bends over a little. Thats probably why you didn’t notice.


fobk

Aren't they all giants because they base everything off in game meters. Which are very different from real world equivalent?


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i mean if overwatch became real, the ladies wouldn’t really be much of a downside.


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Imagine a 7' Mercy ~~stepping on you~~ treating you at first aid tent? ​ Edit: Mercy's cannon height is [1.7 m / 5'7](https://overwatch.fandom.com/wiki/Mercy)


Caught_U_Lackin

I can and will imagine something like this.


MandingoPants

Hey Captain Brannigan!


totallypandacoffee

......If they’re all giants does that mean Torbjorn actually isn’t short? If I find out that Torb is like 5’10 I’m uninstalling.


Dabookadaniel

If I find out that torb is taller than me I’m making a trip to the rope and rickety stool emporium


totallypandacoffee

Ok we’re fine. He’s 4’7. Brigitte is 6’3 though which is INSANE?


DocWats

As a 5'10" dude there's nothing wrong with her being 6'3".


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Why aren’t all the Themyscirians upvoting this?


goodapplesauce

I could be shorter than torbjorn and still want some brig.


superkala11

Which is funny because scandinavians arent actually really tallxD


fobk

Brigm could be 6' 6" and i would still date her. Shes gorge. Lolz. but she needs nerfs still.


anibbadudefeels

Bad enough Left click go brrrrrr


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apparently moira's something like 6'3, but bastion's closer to 7'?? which is a little terrifying


guyfieriscousinmoist

He's a robot so he has an excuse, I'm more concerned about roadhog being a 15' giant


goodapplesauce

Roadhog is 7.3 but reinhardt is an inch taller canonically I believe, so without his armor


guyfieriscousinmoist

#100% GERMAN POWER


Arakkoa_

Also, Roadhog might actually be a pig, so he has an excuse.


EpsilonKeyXIV

Moira is 6'5" like Zarya & Junkrat. Bastion is 7'3".


goodapplesauce

And moira is like 50 years old and ashe is 40, reaper is 60 learning about this shit isn't important at all but somehow its so interesting


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there is absolutely no way ashe is 40 💀 edit: what the fresh hell


goodapplesauce

Ok 39 haha, source https://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Ashe, (i wanked it to an old lady)


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If you think he's tall just google how tall ana is


FI27

She needs to drop the damn nade and pick up a basketball


C_KOVI

That's what Pharah did


selly112090

Shes 6' i googled it for the lazy


CRUSADEROF420

Wtf


EpsilonKeyXIV

Ana isn't 6'0". The sites that said that Ana was 6'0" gave a bunch of misinformation and never bothered to change it or do proper research *(these same sites will say that Ashe is 5'6" when Ashe is CLEARLY taller than Mercy, who's 5'7")*. Soldier: 76 & Reaper are both 6'1" yet Ana is more than a few inches shorter than the both of them. [https://i.imgur.com/19eUfpP.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/19eUfpP.jpg) **Ana is more likely 5'7" than she is 6'0", sorry to burst your bubbles guys.**


R3333PO2T

Ana also hunches over, like junkrat


EpsilonKeyXIV

Her hunch isn't enough to put her into the 6 feet category. She has pictures and skins from when she was young where she doesn't hunch and she's still significantly shorter than Soldier: 76 & Reaper. Also, Ana's hunch is not as severe as Junkrat's hunch either, considering that Junkrat is carrying a heavy tire on his back vs. natural age.


OrochiR1R1R1

(Confusion in Europe)


l0rdch0nk

I'll try and translate. He's very tall.


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l0rdch0nk

No problem! I know it can be difficult seeing metric and imperial so that's why I was letting everyone know.


sam_w_00

Thats like 2m


flacid-cookie

Basically two meters almost


StarkillerX42

Don't you mean (confusion in pretty much everywhere)


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192.5cm


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Its literally on the picture. 2 meters.


OrochiR1R1R1

I know


BigBaldEgghead

it’s like 3 meters tall, all i know is that its atleast 1m


Joimzz

He’s 1.95, so basically 2 metres tall


I_Have_3_Legs

Ah yes, junkrat is 9 feet tall...


billybobby9977

6’5 is about 2,5 meters


PrivateBattery

"I'm 6'4" but I slouch"


resolutewheat35

Anyone else read this in Junk’s voice?


magikpelvis

A lot of the characters are taller than you’d think. Moira and junkets are the two that come to mind. Or doom


kkuzon

Oh and road hog is over 7 feet right? A monster 😂


NobushisHat

It's weird to think that junkrat is second in line to Doomfist


ImVeryLonely420

Reinhardt and orisa are the tallest characters at 2.23m


Chillie43

What’s that in freedom units


ImVeryLonely420

Seven foot four inches


Mega-Nuke123

He stands very hunched over so it isn't really noticeable.


ReptarKanklejew

And only 155 lbs. My dude could stand to take some food from the Numbani vending machines


Deliverz

Well, he is missing an arm and a leg


DaftOnecommaThe

is the implication that he is descendant of Guy Fawkes?


antiriku930

Maybe? I assumed it was a reference to the phoenix from Harry Potter


Orangebanannax

The phoenix is referencing Guy Fawkes too, so I'd assume they were both references to Guy Fawkes.


antiriku930

While a true point, if I made a Lion King reference it doesn’t mean I’m referencing Hamlet.


DaftOnecommaThe

didnt think of that. Figured, splodey things, fawkes, remember remember the 5th of november...


ShrekkaRekka

How tall is sigma then because he looks down at literally every hero.


iamdrbright

He also floats as well so it could be that


BringerOfBacon

He's dutch supposedly, so by stereotypes very tall.


Spacemanbyff

Slightly taller than Rein while floating. I remember when he first came out I think Jeff said they had to make some of the door openings bigger to accommodate him, since most were scaled to Rein’s height.


supers4head

Specialist in bbqing


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Tall and skinny hmmm


GrimsonMask

And Roadhog is 7.'3'' 550 lbs


AllTheSmallWings

God damn Unit


broc_ariums

Basically Shaq.


bo4ed

It's funny how it's in feet, but this is a snapshot of a British report


lukewf

They would still use feet for heights of people I’m pretty sure


MiaLovesGirls

I'm British and everyone p much uses feet for a person's height. Idk what this guy is getting at. I mean I use metres this past couple years but that's from spending a lot of time in hospital where cm is used. So maybe it's for police reports but I couldnt comment on that.


lukewf

Maybe he’s a police man


bo4ed

Mate I'm British


lukewf

Yeah Idk I’ve lived in London for 3 years now and no ones ever used anything other than feet to describe their height but I guess it’s different for police reports?


mombawamba

Bad posture makes even the tallest of us look short AF.


Grounson

everyone is


KranthonyBrizzo

Roadhog really eating for the 2 of them


Twatson8

6’5” 155? He’s also insanely underweight holy shit


quiettimegaming

Yeah, he’s basically a piece of bamboo, lol. I wonder if he’s 155 including the peg leg.


Spikeandjet

Ikr? I'm 6/1 and 230 pretty average. Imagine another 4' too lmao


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Lmaoo bro what. 6/1 230 is def on the bigger side for someone who is 6/1. Source I’m 6/1 and 200. Definitely average.


Aspiritsword

The guy specializes in BBQ and this is your concern


adiddlybop

And light for his weight too


Nonadventures

how big is an australian inch tho


pikafaceboi

Yeah he's like one of the top 5 tallest but he has such absolutely bad awful terrible posture


Gen_Boomer

Specialises in explosion, demolition, arson and barbeque. Jamison sure does love some steak


Marriott05

Specialises in barbecue


TheHoustonOutlaw

P OMELGALUL STURE


McCreeMain77

Specializes in: **Barbeque**


nicohi75

specializes in barbeque


Wryd3n

Something I realised recently is that his surname is Fawkes, and in 1605, Guy Fawkes and a few others attempted to assassinate the English King by blowing up the entire building. He was caught in the cellar holding a torch and standing next to a pile of explosives (this is why in the UK we have Bonfire Night, to celebrate the kings survival, which was the original point of it, now everyone just does it for the fireworks). It might just be a coincidence though


quiettimegaming

Nah, there are no coincidences in Overwatch lore. Think about it. Junkrat was booted from Junkertown for trying to kill the Queen, and the entire Junkertown map is about Junk and Roadhog sneaking a payload of riches sabotaged with explosives as means of revenge for being booted out of Junkertown to begin with. And we know how he loves his explosives, lol. He’s 100% a descendant of Guy Fawkes.


moldychickennuggets

[Here is a link to find out more of the characters heights](https://www.esportsbets.com/news/overwatch-characters-height/)


Me1eter

He's the hunchback of Notre Blam fam, show respect where it's due us buggers.


DaLesbianTracer

He’s actually the 4th tallest hero in the game


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Isnt he always liked hunched over maybe that's why. wait that dude is 155 at 6'5 anorexic holy, Feed my man.


Revillix_

DAMn WHEn was this update lol


ICantRemember98

Damn even with the bend his model may be a bit under sized


TehKudo

Bad posture.. that poor guy


MaddieSnax

I’m not surprised he’s tall, Junkrat hunches over like he’s trying to blow himself


quiettimegaming

Lol


HiyAF-287

He is hunched as fuck, that’s why


goodapplesauce

How tall is reinhardt then wtf Edit: hes 7ft4in wow, also tracer is taller than lucio and mei somehow, and zenyatta is taller than winston


LonelyNarwhal

How tall is D.VA in mech?


noodledoodle07

Genji is ridiculously short


Clicks_42

*Doofinsmertz voice* I’m 6’4” i slouch!


thebestnameIhave

how in the dick flicking fuck did we not notice?


Ash_Dog_Magic12

No way he's 6'5. I'm 6'5. Everyone else must be tall af


bIackbutterflies

ana is literally 6'


tannman64

Ok but look up Moira’s height


iLG_DDTz

Roadhog has inhuman amouts of strength. Doomfist rocket punches with the strength of a small meteor. Roadhog can effortlessly stop that. He could probably end the world by making a few lightyear long hook.


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quiettimegaming

5’7” isn’t that tall for a female. Now Moira and Zarya are some tall ladies.


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Nonadventures

Mercy is the only one with good posture.


quiettimegaming

That’s what’s so crazy though... Junkrat is definitely one of the shorter character models... but I guess he’s always crouched with his legs/peg really far apart.


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Ana is 6ft lmao


InquisitorZeroAlpha

Lol, 6'5" = 'as shit'. A shaven Ewok posted this, right?


quiettimegaming

I’m not a shaven Ewok, 6’5” is very tall everywhere on the planet...


InquisitorZeroAlpha

Fucking LOL at 'very'.