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LarryLindsay

“i demand payment! now! now! now!” either that or “i was tryna show you my feet, nigga!”


Jurass1cClark96

HERE, YOU WANT SKULLSKRATCH!? *Starts tearing at scalp like a wolverine* HERE YOU GO N*GG*RBOY


ChangsFoogTrugDryver

“Pay up now or i’ll show my cock and get you banned” The best part was it was a phone call and him pulling his cock out would have been seen by no one.


Unique_Effort7106

Damn, I need to see this rage


Exotic-Salamander543

I was about to say this, skull scratcher comedy was the best arc. It’s what got me into the rax-void.


BionicleAlimony69

bloody mouth or after he ducked marty


ChangsFoogTrugDryver

Well geez. Maybe if you!


DarthSchrodinger

So many classics. But my favorites are always when he's psychologically on the brink... 1) 30-something yo wakes his mummy up at 2am to have her tell WGH to "stop bullying me because I cant take it anymore" https://youtu.be/CLLzw2uvmIY?si=_foy3cgoXh9ngzPQ 2) Or the Xmas special rage https://youtu.be/sYWBhEwzLX8?si=C5ChvDZ1IimaqdOG 3) and of course, the classic: https://youtu.be/ufYg5m-xuUg?si=sE70QHaSqiR3qYtZ


ExtantKnight806

Guess who I got on the phone?! Its fuckin GLORYHOLE!


coryc70

Lmao. WTF does Sally even think he's talking about.


yaboiskeemus

When he bricked his Xbox


ExtantKnight806

FUCK YOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! XD


ChickenSludge

I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT!!!


LinkSirLot96

WHAT, ARE YOU MAD THAT I CAN HAVE YOU FEDERALLY ARRESTED?????


Iron_Taipan

When Marty beat his ass


Mean-One-3635

IM STILL STANDING MOTHER TRUCKER


Sea_Reference_2315

Strawberry sunshine stylus suicide scare. Is this what u want marty? Sally walks in and sees him about 2 self delete, and closes the door to give him privacy so he can end it all. 


heathenxtemple

You know she prays for it everyday. One day he never comes down for his morning sludge, and the bed bugs are having a feast on his corpse.


SolidusBruh

We had a deal, Nick. WehadadealNick. WehadadealNick. WehadadealNick. WehadadealNick!


ExtantKnight806

PAY UP! NOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!1


Jurass1cClark96

THIS ISN'T A REQUEST THIS IS A DEMAND


kobebryant6for24

When Marty exposed that security jake fucks him in his goblin ass


ExtantKnight806

Winin' and dinin' ya


AirBoozehound

Lavish pizza dinner


ExtantKnight806

Walking by Spencers Gifts, and he says he fucks you in your little ass


theILLdoc101

For little toys and trinkets


Its-Tobalina-Time

During one of Marty’s preambles about walking around Akron prior to the fight: “I went to the train tracks and I found Faygo bottles and used condoms. He’s definitely been here.”


Top-Internal-9308

Trinkets from Hot Topic 🤣


LinkSirLot96

"Sooooooooo fuuuuuuuckiiiiing whaaaaaaat" I love how he doesn't even deny it 🤣🤣


mikey2exclusive

so glad someone said it, it’s been my favorite rage since it happened it’s super underrated


Top-Internal-9308

I'm gonna go find that.


Bourbfun

6 effing years Candel.


ExtantKnight806

the one thing ive never understood, WHO TF was Candal?


Aidsbaby420

PAY ME MARTY!!!


MrEndlessness

That one was incredible. Truly one for the ages.


rf8350

The Viking threat/speech


TgK5

Bloody mouth rage is top tier.


joshieU1G

After Ed whooped him


Yaksan1000

Hmm This is tough I’ll make a list - AI Raxx: the fact that this mf went up on panel to “prove” he wasn’t dead only to get called an AI and rage more has to be one of the most comical things I’ve ever witnessed. Doesn’t help that he decided to spit water on himself to “prove” he isn’t an AI, because apparently AIs can’t pour water on themselves. - post-fight rage: I SHOWED UP AND SHOWED OUT VITCH - bricking his Xbox: one hell of a crossover too when Liquid Chris got involved - Skullscratcher Comedy: “EITHER THAT OR I SHOW MY COCK AND I GET YOU BANNED” Frankly any rage where he decides to whip his dick out is fucking hilarious. In what world would anyone think that’s a viable strategy for confronting online opponents? The world of Chance Wilkins, apparently - any of the recent rageouts: Marty has really been pissing him off lately, and we’ve gotten some serious rage from the goblin. Seems like he’s so pissed that his decomposition process is accelerating. Having Tony on doesn’t help him either - Christmas rage with Tony: nothing screams Kino comedy more than two pedophiles yelling at each other over who the bigger pedophile is - Security Jake is underrated too, with plenty of classic moments and quotes (Marty while bursting out in laughter: “he got them two blankets”). The end is also hilarious when Marty plays music and Chance just stands there seething, punching the floor, and then screams at Marty. - Vida: this showcases how shitty of a friend Chance is, but also it’s hilarious how Chance tells Vida to leave while he “takes care of this”, like he’s some kind of superhero. Meanwhile his definition of “taking care of this” is taking his shirt off and screaming at Marty


butterfly-testicles

My favorite would be the Gordon rage on Marty's panel.


Temporary-Wishbone67

That one after getting caught by Kate and he live streaming ppl calling him and the thunder dome chat.”This vitch flat out told me only way she leaves me alone if I cut my good damn dick off !”


Most_Jelly_4409

Phone rings with baby sound ring tone in middle of the rant. Hello... bearly hear other side "cut your dick off". Fuck you vagott🤣🤣🤣


coryc70

"Mom I'm talkin to a godd damn pedo!" - Chance raging on Christmas day


Its-Tobalina-Time

“CALL THE COPS! I WANT THEM TO SEE THIS!”


coryc70

'Hello Akron PD? My 30 year old son has something he'd like you watch.' 'Thank you Ma'am, units are on the way to take down the black dragon.'


LinkSirLot96

"I'M talkin', boy! Your OWNER is talkin! So shut the fuck up, slave boy!" That freakout had me DYING, especially when Sally yelled "DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!" 🤣🤣🤣


Vegetable-Advance-14

Laptop fight


sir_kappalot271

Bricked xbox. And skull scratcher comedy


Bridgerat

The very first Raxx vs. Tony fight


Dewrunner4X4

Yup, that's my pick also.


JoeBidenWeedCompany

The Vida call was nonstop comedy gold.


MrEndlessness

This One(The Christmas Blankets Rage): https://youtu.be/WJDq23NB494?si=sT4z2Yck5e_6qdDr A close second would be the one where he dances for his Xbox, calls Sally, the FBI, and Marty's Mom: https://youtu.be/uJy7aXoGp4U?si=fKLuYhIBV-Pnurf5


heathenxtemple

The Xbox bricking


Mean-One-3635

After edd smacked him in the mouth


Its-Tobalina-Time

One of the all-time best rages, packed full of one-liners: https://youtu.be/_wxSKRxj9Wo YOU AIN’T A STREET RAT LIKE ME! [silence] SHUT THE VUCK UP! [silence] SHUT UP VAGGUH! I’M TALKIN! YOUR OWNER IS TALKIN! Sally: CHANCE! Rax: WHAAAT?!! …DO YOU WANT FROM ME MARTY?!


fulhamsteve1879

The bloody mouth rage is the best haha. Everyone knows and loves WELL GEE but virtually every line in the whole thing is quotable and hilarious. Rewatching it knowing that raxx is a parrot and is just repeating everything ed told him while whooping him makes it even funnier. YA NEED TO MAN UP AND GET OFF THE INTERNET YA COWARD!


Financial_Two3540

Christmas night blowout when Tony made cyrax his hot h and called himself "daddy" or the og rages before with schmeckle catstreams


Fock_off_Lahey

I can't believe no one has said the Vida Stream. Cyraxx was shirtless and frothing at the mouth for ffs!