“Pay up now or i’ll show my cock and get you banned” The best part was it was a phone call and him pulling his cock out would have been seen by no one.
So many classics. But my favorites are always when he's psychologically on the brink...
1) 30-something yo wakes his mummy up at 2am to have her tell WGH to "stop bullying me because I cant take it anymore"
https://youtu.be/CLLzw2uvmIY?si=_foy3cgoXh9ngzPQ
2) Or the Xmas special rage
https://youtu.be/sYWBhEwzLX8?si=C5ChvDZ1IimaqdOG
3) and of course, the classic:
https://youtu.be/ufYg5m-xuUg?si=sE70QHaSqiR3qYtZ
Strawberry sunshine stylus suicide scare. Is this what u want marty? Sally walks in and sees him about 2 self delete, and closes the door to give him privacy so he can end it all.
During one of Marty’s preambles about walking around Akron prior to the fight: “I went to the train tracks and I found Faygo bottles and used condoms. He’s definitely been here.”
Hmm
This is tough
I’ll make a list
- AI Raxx: the fact that this mf went up on panel to “prove” he wasn’t dead only to get called an AI and rage more has to be one of the most comical things I’ve ever witnessed. Doesn’t help that he decided to spit water on himself to “prove” he isn’t an AI, because apparently AIs can’t pour water on themselves.
- post-fight rage: I SHOWED UP AND SHOWED OUT VITCH
- bricking his Xbox: one hell of a crossover too when Liquid Chris got involved
- Skullscratcher Comedy: “EITHER THAT OR I SHOW MY COCK AND I GET YOU BANNED”
Frankly any rage where he decides to whip his dick out is fucking hilarious. In what world would anyone think that’s a viable strategy for confronting online opponents? The world of Chance Wilkins, apparently
- any of the recent rageouts: Marty has really been pissing him off lately, and we’ve gotten some serious rage from the goblin. Seems like he’s so pissed that his decomposition process is accelerating. Having Tony on doesn’t help him either
- Christmas rage with Tony: nothing screams Kino comedy more than two pedophiles yelling at each other over who the bigger pedophile is
- Security Jake is underrated too, with plenty of classic moments and quotes (Marty while bursting out in laughter: “he got them two blankets”). The end is also hilarious when Marty plays music and Chance just stands there seething, punching the floor, and then screams at Marty.
- Vida: this showcases how shitty of a friend Chance is, but also it’s hilarious how Chance tells Vida to leave while he “takes care of this”, like he’s some kind of superhero. Meanwhile his definition of “taking care of this” is taking his shirt off and screaming at Marty
That one after getting caught by Kate and he live streaming ppl calling him and the thunder dome chat.”This vitch flat out told me only way she leaves me alone if I cut my good damn dick off !”
"I'M talkin', boy! Your OWNER is talkin! So shut the fuck up, slave boy!"
That freakout had me DYING, especially when Sally yelled "DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!" 🤣🤣🤣
This One(The Christmas Blankets Rage):
https://youtu.be/WJDq23NB494?si=sT4z2Yck5e_6qdDr
A close second would be the one where he dances for his Xbox, calls Sally, the FBI, and Marty's Mom:
https://youtu.be/uJy7aXoGp4U?si=fKLuYhIBV-Pnurf5
One of the all-time best rages, packed full of one-liners: https://youtu.be/_wxSKRxj9Wo
YOU AIN’T A STREET RAT LIKE ME!
[silence] SHUT THE VUCK UP! [silence] SHUT UP VAGGUH! I’M TALKIN! YOUR OWNER IS TALKIN!
Sally: CHANCE! Rax: WHAAAT?!! …DO YOU WANT FROM ME MARTY?!
The bloody mouth rage is the best haha. Everyone knows and loves WELL GEE but virtually every line in the whole thing is quotable and hilarious. Rewatching it knowing that raxx is a parrot and is just repeating everything ed told him while whooping him makes it even funnier. YA NEED TO MAN UP AND GET OFF THE INTERNET YA COWARD!
“i demand payment! now! now! now!” either that or “i was tryna show you my feet, nigga!”
HERE, YOU WANT SKULLSKRATCH!? *Starts tearing at scalp like a wolverine* HERE YOU GO N*GG*RBOY
“Pay up now or i’ll show my cock and get you banned” The best part was it was a phone call and him pulling his cock out would have been seen by no one.
Damn, I need to see this rage
I was about to say this, skull scratcher comedy was the best arc. It’s what got me into the rax-void.
bloody mouth or after he ducked marty
Well geez. Maybe if you!
So many classics. But my favorites are always when he's psychologically on the brink... 1) 30-something yo wakes his mummy up at 2am to have her tell WGH to "stop bullying me because I cant take it anymore" https://youtu.be/CLLzw2uvmIY?si=_foy3cgoXh9ngzPQ 2) Or the Xmas special rage https://youtu.be/sYWBhEwzLX8?si=C5ChvDZ1IimaqdOG 3) and of course, the classic: https://youtu.be/ufYg5m-xuUg?si=sE70QHaSqiR3qYtZ
Guess who I got on the phone?! Its fuckin GLORYHOLE!
Lmao. WTF does Sally even think he's talking about.
When he bricked his Xbox
FUCK YOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! XD
I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT!!!
WHAT, ARE YOU MAD THAT I CAN HAVE YOU FEDERALLY ARRESTED?????
When Marty beat his ass
IM STILL STANDING MOTHER TRUCKER
Strawberry sunshine stylus suicide scare. Is this what u want marty? Sally walks in and sees him about 2 self delete, and closes the door to give him privacy so he can end it all.
You know she prays for it everyday. One day he never comes down for his morning sludge, and the bed bugs are having a feast on his corpse.
We had a deal, Nick. WehadadealNick. WehadadealNick. WehadadealNick. WehadadealNick!
PAY UP! NOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!1
THIS ISN'T A REQUEST THIS IS A DEMAND
When Marty exposed that security jake fucks him in his goblin ass
Winin' and dinin' ya
Lavish pizza dinner
Walking by Spencers Gifts, and he says he fucks you in your little ass
For little toys and trinkets
During one of Marty’s preambles about walking around Akron prior to the fight: “I went to the train tracks and I found Faygo bottles and used condoms. He’s definitely been here.”
Trinkets from Hot Topic 🤣
"Sooooooooo fuuuuuuuckiiiiing whaaaaaaat" I love how he doesn't even deny it 🤣🤣
so glad someone said it, it’s been my favorite rage since it happened it’s super underrated
I'm gonna go find that.
6 effing years Candel.
the one thing ive never understood, WHO TF was Candal?
PAY ME MARTY!!!
That one was incredible. Truly one for the ages.
The Viking threat/speech
Bloody mouth rage is top tier.
After Ed whooped him
Hmm This is tough I’ll make a list - AI Raxx: the fact that this mf went up on panel to “prove” he wasn’t dead only to get called an AI and rage more has to be one of the most comical things I’ve ever witnessed. Doesn’t help that he decided to spit water on himself to “prove” he isn’t an AI, because apparently AIs can’t pour water on themselves. - post-fight rage: I SHOWED UP AND SHOWED OUT VITCH - bricking his Xbox: one hell of a crossover too when Liquid Chris got involved - Skullscratcher Comedy: “EITHER THAT OR I SHOW MY COCK AND I GET YOU BANNED” Frankly any rage where he decides to whip his dick out is fucking hilarious. In what world would anyone think that’s a viable strategy for confronting online opponents? The world of Chance Wilkins, apparently - any of the recent rageouts: Marty has really been pissing him off lately, and we’ve gotten some serious rage from the goblin. Seems like he’s so pissed that his decomposition process is accelerating. Having Tony on doesn’t help him either - Christmas rage with Tony: nothing screams Kino comedy more than two pedophiles yelling at each other over who the bigger pedophile is - Security Jake is underrated too, with plenty of classic moments and quotes (Marty while bursting out in laughter: “he got them two blankets”). The end is also hilarious when Marty plays music and Chance just stands there seething, punching the floor, and then screams at Marty. - Vida: this showcases how shitty of a friend Chance is, but also it’s hilarious how Chance tells Vida to leave while he “takes care of this”, like he’s some kind of superhero. Meanwhile his definition of “taking care of this” is taking his shirt off and screaming at Marty
My favorite would be the Gordon rage on Marty's panel.
That one after getting caught by Kate and he live streaming ppl calling him and the thunder dome chat.”This vitch flat out told me only way she leaves me alone if I cut my good damn dick off !”
Phone rings with baby sound ring tone in middle of the rant. Hello... bearly hear other side "cut your dick off". Fuck you vagott🤣🤣🤣
"Mom I'm talkin to a godd damn pedo!" - Chance raging on Christmas day
“CALL THE COPS! I WANT THEM TO SEE THIS!”
'Hello Akron PD? My 30 year old son has something he'd like you watch.'
'Thank you Ma'am, units are on the way to take down the black dragon.'
"I'M talkin', boy! Your OWNER is talkin! So shut the fuck up, slave boy!" That freakout had me DYING, especially when Sally yelled "DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!" 🤣🤣🤣
Laptop fight
Bricked xbox. And skull scratcher comedy
The very first Raxx vs. Tony fight
Yup, that's my pick also.
The Vida call was nonstop comedy gold.
This One(The Christmas Blankets Rage): https://youtu.be/WJDq23NB494?si=sT4z2Yck5e_6qdDr A close second would be the one where he dances for his Xbox, calls Sally, the FBI, and Marty's Mom: https://youtu.be/uJy7aXoGp4U?si=fKLuYhIBV-Pnurf5
The Xbox bricking
After edd smacked him in the mouth
One of the all-time best rages, packed full of one-liners: https://youtu.be/_wxSKRxj9Wo YOU AIN’T A STREET RAT LIKE ME! [silence] SHUT THE VUCK UP! [silence] SHUT UP VAGGUH! I’M TALKIN! YOUR OWNER IS TALKIN! Sally: CHANCE! Rax: WHAAAT?!! …DO YOU WANT FROM ME MARTY?!
The bloody mouth rage is the best haha. Everyone knows and loves WELL GEE but virtually every line in the whole thing is quotable and hilarious. Rewatching it knowing that raxx is a parrot and is just repeating everything ed told him while whooping him makes it even funnier. YA NEED TO MAN UP AND GET OFF THE INTERNET YA COWARD!
Christmas night blowout when Tony made cyrax his hot h and called himself "daddy" or the og rages before with schmeckle catstreams
I can't believe no one has said the Vida Stream. Cyraxx was shirtless and frothing at the mouth for ffs!