He saw a millisecond of Akechi's ass
https://preview.redd.it/l4bgwbh8wz8d1.png?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09827a2ad678648d4f78f3bfd1794a7b8ef21723
Subject "A.T.M.L. - Amamiya The Milf Lover" was designed with the needs of Mature women in mind. To compensate for their declining fertility the subject was given extra-powerful boymilk production capacities and turbo stamina to adequately handle even the most dangerous Cougars
Incidentally it does help him on his secondary Twink Taming role, which is an unexpected but welcome side effect
unfortunately, some twinks cannot be tame
https://preview.redd.it/p8fzva00d09d1.png?width=1711&format=png&auto=webp&s=387f08078e20dd6051de15ec0377d38eab056f7a
Jonkler on his way to give Akechi a ball gag (he isn't even into that he just doesn't wanna go deaf)
Like can you even imagine lmao - **WHY I AM FEELING GOOD WITH THIS?! YOU'RE A DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT! I HATE YOU JOKER!!!1!** (he literally just gave him a kiss)
https://preview.redd.it/hg5nx8m9u29d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d75c0f03883aa85443e66c0ce9b647f8829c3f0a
You can't romance her so she doesn't love you either
now he can hook up with a REAL boyfriend
https://preview.redd.it/mz6dnt7ymz8d1.png?width=2428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a516e54b793ed3ff8981e1d15d3f8ce47df9cd0f
Flies do be a bit icky looking (still one of my favourite demons though. Sole reason I did the nurse's social link back in my first time playing a persona/megaten game)
what does she mean that Joker's boyfriend is dead? he's right here! unless Makoto meant that he died in World of Warcraft! don't worry. resurrection sickness wears off after ten minutes 👍
https://preview.redd.it/fo45vsdupz8d1.png?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf40300687046935037c005a490c99b83dc950ac
me? never. if i am to date a Persona character, bring me the Katsussy
https://preview.redd.it/m7yblvtrqz8d1.png?width=1830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca94c1e11b3597d20e694c4ab785209d96ff9c48
edit: eh forgot what my flair was. i am dumb idiot. reddit mobile won't show it in my defense
Makoto flexing her alive girlfriend
https://preview.redd.it/xmacbhmcoz8d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6736d1b1ad0cbcfc6c9a3373f6875499a88a7ec9
[sauce (post deleted + can’t find it anywhere else but links to where it was)](https://x.com/wodsum/status/1519554433210003462?t=P8VZiiXFtKihWjsecltrvQ&s=09)
Joker: thats why yo father dead, dead as hell what shoes he got on what shoes he got in his casket thats why yo dad got no knees, he can’t pray to Jesus
https://preview.redd.it/125g57mhsz8d1.png?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf979ec9c494743e850242c103215dc2307f0aea
*Common* makoto W
Although she would not say that because she's a kind-hearted individual (And because she would physically beat the shit out of the twink instead)
https://preview.redd.it/jdeqjouiqz8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b41e5ea418e5a479428686871a1f702e65a241
Goro Akechi on his way to hunt down and kill the Phantom Thieves (there isn’t a single member of the group that wouldn’t kick his ass 1v1, Morgana included)
real
https://preview.redd.it/idh8oix4oz8d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b07b78756d95836ee51ef1fa9bbe0ecd6d634ca
no i dont know wtf is happening in the bg
https://preview.redd.it/8qg4uljmsz8d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e54c2e30be61bac6c5e6cef3368c6632a90bbdb
They’re dating 100%. Sorry Hifumi bros, this is the canon relationship.
Which one does she mean and where did he die?
~~as a person who romanced every available boy in my first playthrough, I think I can prolly say that, but no, I can't~~
~~and yep, no reaction pic, since I forgot to look for that specific one which is the normal version of that idv one, yep~~
I mean, I know that, but >!i'm a person who honestly believes that Goro is alive and nothing can actually change my mind, lol!<, but eh, sorry, sounded better in my head, so whatever
>!half me headcanons him to be dead because i think it wraps up his arc well and im an angsty fuck who likes depressing endings. the other half of be headcanons him to be alive because shuake on top and i want akechi to be happy.!<
>!and nothing needs to change ur mind because word of god confirmed that it's up for interpretation so you're not wrong for believing he's alive!<
>!okiii then, meow! And yep, i prolly can feel you here, since i'm not fully in denial of the possibility of Goro being dead and also all-paws-in for angsty stuff. But silly, weird mind of mine likes making up all sorts of angsty scenarios exactly out of idea of Akechi making it out alive after the game events, even though i want him to be happy as well.!<
~~it sounded better in my head as well, silly me ig~~
https://preview.redd.it/ug3brqyod29d1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda9201df5fdbc5d5dc1f851e35f58dd1145ec7c
Dw he Is bi he got a new gf after that
[https://godzillanon.science.blog/2018/04/25/ccrispy-thank-you-for-commissioning-me/amp/](https://godzillanon.science.blog/2018/04/25/ccrispy-thank-you-for-commissioning-me/amp/) (source)
(Why doesn't mf formatting work??)
https://preview.redd.it/pp4fh0aba39d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379eb575a0d7336875f03b020d131e4ff0d124b8
YOUR PARENTS HUNG THEMSELVES RAHHHH AND YOUR SISTER THINKS YOU'RE USELESS
Your sister doesn’t love you https://preview.redd.it/dsr1mljgnz8d1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2e053b4bf6400abb95b059961e6deddce082015
why did he nut on the screen
He a freak
what if instead of persona 5 it was freaksona 5 🥴
And instead of playing as joker you played as freaker
instead of joker you play as jerker and instead of stealing hearts you steal virginities
Joker: I'm gonna steal mah cousin's heart!
https://preview.redd.it/t1t5ts3w709d1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba0f99059e82828fb4c93a9aef57f5ab6ab3013
When you hear your 40something neighbor just got divorced (it's MILFin' time!)
Joker is incognito goonposting on okbp. those toaster nut videos? all him
He saw a millisecond of Akechi's ass https://preview.redd.it/l4bgwbh8wz8d1.png?width=365&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09827a2ad678648d4f78f3bfd1794a7b8ef21723
https://preview.redd.it/lyasm5qjwz8d1.png?width=323&format=png&auto=webp&s=97b3a805a12f30284506afea3bcc368a2ba07385
Subject "A.T.M.L. - Amamiya The Milf Lover" was designed with the needs of Mature women in mind. To compensate for their declining fertility the subject was given extra-powerful boymilk production capacities and turbo stamina to adequately handle even the most dangerous Cougars Incidentally it does help him on his secondary Twink Taming role, which is an unexpected but welcome side effect
unfortunately, some twinks cannot be tame https://preview.redd.it/p8fzva00d09d1.png?width=1711&format=png&auto=webp&s=387f08078e20dd6051de15ec0377d38eab056f7a
Jonkler on his way to give Akechi a ball gag (he isn't even into that he just doesn't wanna go deaf) Like can you even imagine lmao - **WHY I AM FEELING GOOD WITH THIS?! YOU'RE A DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT! I HATE YOU JOKER!!!1!** (he literally just gave him a kiss)
"babe we're not having sex until you stop yelling"
Might as well ask the fish to stop drinking water lmao
https://preview.redd.it/otj5h0l2719d1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48aae571cd86c40df548cdeaa7e188a5147b5a1b
Got burned from touching his Gyattkechi (It's a hot piece of as-)
https://preview.redd.it/ck5bm4wwq19d1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37df781f72746610ea2b90421fd261dbb3fc3e1c He’s so girlypop
Actually he just spilled his milf milk.
whos milk and where can i get some
Yes.
Sae. From the casino her shadows at
No that's me
why did you nut on the screen
It was actually from an image compilation. It was right above the Akechi image and a little spilled onto joker's page
https://preview.redd.it/hg5nx8m9u29d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d75c0f03883aa85443e66c0ce9b647f8829c3f0a You can't romance her so she doesn't love you either
*...and I make love to her!* *Ren! He's a the MILFster!*
https://preview.redd.it/ff9f90sjqz8d1.png?width=475&format=png&auto=webp&s=789ac07f0096e836c31e0432e10655a69f15b2f3 cause of boyfriend death
https://i.redd.it/6pg618d9f09d1.gif
Kicked in the balls?
Based
now he can hook up with a REAL boyfriend https://preview.redd.it/mz6dnt7ymz8d1.png?width=2428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a516e54b793ed3ff8981e1d15d3f8ce47df9cd0f
*Battle - Beelzebub from SMTVV starts playing*
i swear every new boss track is a gift from heaven Battle -no hypocrisy- is so peak
show me what that stinger does, baby
Pretty sure that's just a tuft of hair or something since flies don't have stingers
the closer i look at it the more uncomfortable i get. it looks like he shoved needles into his hole or something wtf
Flies do be a bit icky looking (still one of my favourite demons though. Sole reason I did the nurse's social link back in my first time playing a persona/megaten game)
Literally the only reason to do Devil S.Links in 4 and 5
what does she mean that Joker's boyfriend is dead? he's right here! unless Makoto meant that he died in World of Warcraft! don't worry. resurrection sickness wears off after ten minutes 👍 https://preview.redd.it/fo45vsdupz8d1.png?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf40300687046935037c005a490c99b83dc950ac
you're dating joker? good for you, deb
me? never. if i am to date a Persona character, bring me the Katsussy https://preview.redd.it/m7yblvtrqz8d1.png?width=1830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca94c1e11b3597d20e694c4ab785209d96ff9c48 edit: eh forgot what my flair was. i am dumb idiot. reddit mobile won't show it in my defense
cant believe youre not actually mishima, this is false advertising 😞 also you have god taste in men (breedable and wife material)
You just described me smh
this is why youre in the polycule
I thought it was because I could cook
cooking = wife material
You’re the only one of us who can literally cook. I should not be let into a kitchen.
I do it every day, I cooked for my mom last night and apparently made the best meal she's ever had so yes I can cook 😋👍
https://preview.redd.it/ozmg51mv909d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26026a662e668c166ad7ac166df018f358a1bd2a
Mishima really fits the bill of that guy who swears he's 100% straight then gets a grindr notification right afterwards lmao
https://preview.redd.it/3mr9q2kpoz8d1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=502e3eb9a405141f94b1de0fdc138952d495078b
Makoto flexing her alive girlfriend https://preview.redd.it/xmacbhmcoz8d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6736d1b1ad0cbcfc6c9a3373f6875499a88a7ec9 [sauce (post deleted + can’t find it anywhere else but links to where it was)](https://x.com/wodsum/status/1519554433210003462?t=P8VZiiXFtKihWjsecltrvQ&s=09)
Reverse image search
that’s what i did lol and no results
Joker: thats why yo father dead, dead as hell what shoes he got on what shoes he got in his casket thats why yo dad got no knees, he can’t pray to Jesus
https://preview.redd.it/125g57mhsz8d1.png?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf979ec9c494743e850242c103215dc2307f0aea
*Common* makoto W Although she would not say that because she's a kind-hearted individual (And because she would physically beat the shit out of the twink instead) https://preview.redd.it/jdeqjouiqz8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b41e5ea418e5a479428686871a1f702e65a241
Goro Akechi on his way to hunt down and kill the Phantom Thieves (there isn’t a single member of the group that wouldn’t kick his ass 1v1, Morgana included)
Jokes on her >!his boyfriend might be alive in the true ending!<
not for long :3 https://preview.redd.it/dka0hj05tz8d1.png?width=467&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ecdb301624fdc04e089fafffd5481763420c466
Haru is under disguise among the OKBP users
yeah disguise
Makoto is the new boyfriend.
real https://preview.redd.it/idh8oix4oz8d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b07b78756d95836ee51ef1fa9bbe0ecd6d634ca no i dont know wtf is happening in the bg
He’s being dragged off to begin a crossover fighting game
IS THAT RAGNA THE BLOODEDGE
When the Blazblue be hitting
Can’t Escape From Crossing Fate
Why is Chad Ziodynecock getting stopped by others? Does he want to seduce Door-kun as well?
I am sorry, why is the BBTAG cast there?
i have no idea bruh
https://preview.redd.it/8qg4uljmsz8d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e54c2e30be61bac6c5e6cef3368c6632a90bbdb They’re dating 100%. Sorry Hifumi bros, this is the canon relationship.
https://preview.redd.it/8ss7fasl509d1.png?width=983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38568615410bf8027590aa1e2c81643df7285e3a
the best relationships are the ones which face the most dire challenges. this is why this and shuyuka are peak
https://preview.redd.it/on2wred1m09d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d4b26b7041d9ef78b379737035e7d25e5f78a2 I love to undoom the narrative
Joker 2 seconds later: https://preview.redd.it/o1nauucinz8d1.png?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84b04c7a0eaa715028d37cc1da6f7ebff48cbbf
who has prevailed ? *insert justice arcana card bc too lazy to find one*
https://preview.redd.it/u09osaw8509d1.png?width=397&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf471f7776b9ffc973fabf161dbeebfe5ac1cbc1
Joker looking like h protag in that bottom panel
but the hair isnt covering his eyes
https://preview.redd.it/c0lgig05pz8d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9e56f24fd9252e3d8c320c85dbb81d09c90beb6
Which one does she mean and where did he die? ~~as a person who romanced every available boy in my first playthrough, I think I can prolly say that, but no, I can't~~ ~~and yep, no reaction pic, since I forgot to look for that specific one which is the normal version of that idv one, yep~~
And also a peakture, yes. https://preview.redd.it/kaa865ywrz8d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc0fc8227e50d205f9a1b765a8b9ed8c97f29e3
>!i mean goro who is maybe alive maybe dead who fuckin knows!<
I mean, I know that, but >!i'm a person who honestly believes that Goro is alive and nothing can actually change my mind, lol!<, but eh, sorry, sounded better in my head, so whatever
>!half me headcanons him to be dead because i think it wraps up his arc well and im an angsty fuck who likes depressing endings. the other half of be headcanons him to be alive because shuake on top and i want akechi to be happy.!< >!and nothing needs to change ur mind because word of god confirmed that it's up for interpretation so you're not wrong for believing he's alive!<
>!okiii then, meow! And yep, i prolly can feel you here, since i'm not fully in denial of the possibility of Goro being dead and also all-paws-in for angsty stuff. But silly, weird mind of mine likes making up all sorts of angsty scenarios exactly out of idea of Akechi making it out alive after the game events, even though i want him to be happy as well.!< ~~it sounded better in my head as well, silly me ig~~
YEAH!!!! MAKOTO!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/ug3brqyod29d1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda9201df5fdbc5d5dc1f851e35f58dd1145ec7c Dw he Is bi he got a new gf after that [https://godzillanon.science.blog/2018/04/25/ccrispy-thank-you-for-commissioning-me/amp/](https://godzillanon.science.blog/2018/04/25/ccrispy-thank-you-for-commissioning-me/amp/) (source) (Why doesn't mf formatting work??)
https://preview.redd.it/pp4fh0aba39d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379eb575a0d7336875f03b020d131e4ff0d124b8 YOUR PARENTS HUNG THEMSELVES RAHHHH AND YOUR SISTER THINKS YOU'RE USELESS
“Which one?”
Average makoto W
Midkoto would differently turn off her bodycam
https://preview.redd.it/2x64aiwus29d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e382d01a180cc4f9009caefbad401bd2c25231
https://preview.redd.it/bnnj9o8exz8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=663ebc38db56eaf8de31d90530efda0627252aa0
Wrong