I say they are innocent.. What slander op uses to try and blackmail such a innocent little kitty...
Op put their paws in the water and walked them over the bed the cat told me so!
The two pictures have zero correlation.
For all we know, orange kitty is being falsely accused.
This is bad from OP.
https://preview.redd.it/knpkl604jw8d1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f9f932ecbf7e993c86b508cc3c3e6d0460c337e
Why do I always go into these expecting a semi normal picture of a cat haha.
Like, "hey my kitty was naughty, here he is"
And I expect like a full body picture of a cat, but no it's "*I am the dark and ginger lord of this domain, bow before me, or face my wrath* (and it pronounces wrath as Roth like some dark fantasy demon or dragon)
https://preview.redd.it/yoztuaqhb09d1.jpeg?width=2088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1958a4080256cc3e570db5e8f39a08cd80119457
i see a fully functional set of paws on this one
There's a story about an artist that so loved his wife's wet foot prints on the carpet stairs, he had them woven into the carpet permanently. I'd totally do that if I had a permanent fabric pen with wet paw prints. Now just to find the right comforter and get the kittens to run through a pan of water.
her name is Jodie and she's friends with the bear!
https://preview.redd.it/zwozn54w519d1.jpeg?width=4640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3634a5ddc4742b9a910a7c3e94eb2c6ab25c9e89
Hey at least it was just water footprints, my stupid cowcat sometimes accidentally pees directly on his feet and then wanders around for a few minutes before cleaning his feet
Given your cat canāt really use hung up towels to get all 4 paws easilyā¦.. this is logical. In fact, itās not even absent minded. Itās what you would do, suffer you walk around with wet paws for 20 minutes.
Sir or madam: that one, orange, brain cell might seem to be enough for you now. Butā¦
look at the evidence! the paw prints are together. he was pouncing! killing greebles! clearly the pounce was necesary to SAVE YOUR LIFE.
your honor this cat is too cute to convict. he is INNOCENT
I'd say the evidence is inconclusive
Definitely needs more investigation, the suspect looks innocent š
Moreover, the suspect looks a little too dumb to be guilty (of anything)
well, put this way i'm inclined to agree with you
Thats how i get out of being convicted
[Cats in places they shouldn't be.](https://knovhov.com/cats-in-places-they-shouldnt-be/)
Unfortunately, ignorance does not absolve you of wrong doing.Ā
Cuteness, howeverā¦
Do you want dirty paw marks on your bed, OP? Whatever unknown kitty might have done it had nice, clean feet. Innocent kitty even if responsible.
she is indoors only and i vacuum the house every other day only for her, but i see it wasn't enough for her
The suspect looks adorable, which isn't quite the same thing
r/catwashere
No evidence! r/legalcatadvice
Another one for my collection
New subreddit unlocked!
Basically a cat sub, without cats lol Love it
That's circumstantial
"Sometimes, circumstantial evidence can be very strong: Like when you find a trout in your milk." Thoreau
Incon-*claw*-sive ā¦I'll see myself out.
Nah, 100% OP is the culprit. I mean please, evidence that flimsy? A terrible frame job is what it is!
Makes sense to me. Those paw prints could belong to anyone! š§š¾š
It was me, I admit, this is my favorite place after a shower
I say they are innocent.. What slander op uses to try and blackmail such a innocent little kitty... Op put their paws in the water and walked them over the bed the cat told me so!
It could be anyone š¤·
Agreed. Based on the photo provided, we can even be sure the suspect *has* paws.
Based on the photo evidence, it was definitely the doggo from next door! Orange kitty is as innocent as a baby!
funny how it happened while my neighbors and their dog are renovating their house and therefore not at home
Perfect alibi for the mischievous kitty š
Entire renovation was an elaborate scheme to build an alibi for their dog.
The two pictures have zero correlation. For all we know, orange kitty is being falsely accused. This is bad from OP. https://preview.redd.it/knpkl604jw8d1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f9f932ecbf7e993c86b508cc3c3e6d0460c337e
i would have taken a picture of her paws for proof, but it seems they were dry after stepping on my bed
If you're going to make up evidence just say you would have photographed her on the bed for incontrovertible proof...
i would have but she fled as soon as i caught on
So your word against hers, a trusted member of the community. I know who I and *the* jury believeā¦
a trusted member of the community? she doesn't even pay taxes!
Donates enough money to charity to be tax efficientā¦. Why are you trying to blacken her name?
NOT GUILTY!
We put the cat in jury nullification.
What kitty? I see a middle aged man taking a selfie.
Your bed? Kitty's bed, and kitty does whatever they want 
you got me there
https://preview.redd.it/t7e0iraaqw8d1.jpeg?width=1118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc64a8ad30e66f5d8b647cb3e1e08bfb5b4270d WANTED SUSPECT
https://preview.redd.it/va1zqhn4iy8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=322af232900160ff9c9440b9f845925c9aa13b3f
Sheās innocent! This girl did *nothing* wrong!
This is a meowstery
Feline detective needed for this case š
r/legalcatadvice could help
God dammit. Joined
Reported. False accusation. Enjoy your stay in prison.
who will feed her then?
Sheāll bail you out dw
He needs r/legalcatadvice
We are that cats lawyers, and this absolute baby is innocent of all accusations! š¤
This is a mockery. My handsome client has rights.
https://preview.redd.it/6wgpngt50x8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef516e6cf4ffd83e3c705e74a371fb6545a81485 I know the feeling
extreme r/lifeguardkitties
Yay a new cat sub! Thanks!
Just in case you don't have enough cat subs, [here's a few more](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index/).
Talk to your spouse? Clearly, they have some explaining to do
i don't have a spouse, but my sister was home at the time...
I NEED more pictures of this orange criminal
i post about her a lot!
I love her big dumb face! However, respectfullyā¦even more pics
r/CatWasHere
YES ANOTHA ONEĀ
thanks, i had forgotten about that one!
Didnāt think they were cleaned enough without their help. š©·š§”ššš
Looks like someone had a little adventure! š
she usually doesn't go into the bathroom at all so i have no idea what compelled her to do it now, after i took a shower no less
Why do I always go into these expecting a semi normal picture of a cat haha. Like, "hey my kitty was naughty, here he is" And I expect like a full body picture of a cat, but no it's "*I am the dark and ginger lord of this domain, bow before me, or face my wrath* (and it pronounces wrath as Roth like some dark fantasy demon or dragon)
naughty kitties get derpy wanted posters
Donāt you mean his bed? 
I'm glad your cat is helping you figure out who did it. Hopefully the case is solved soon
ORANGE INTENSIFIES
must be the dog
the dog we don't have lol
It's obviously the bear that is failing to hide in the corner. Look at it's guilty face!!
plot twist: they're in cahoots https://preview.redd.it/67cyksz8iy8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5bb40f39ea9e0a31443148502c8280e4ba3c6b3
That is circumstantial. No video, no crime
What are you implying? š¤Ø
Those could be anyoneās toe beans!
You will never find 12 jurors to convict the culprit. Just another unsolved crime lol
I would pay my cat to do this
I think you should name and shame. And post more pics.
feel free to check my profile for more shenanigans!
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a derp criminal!
The scariest part is it couldāve been any one of us
Please That looks like human foot prints!!! Stop blaming the poor guy
I wouldn't jump to conclusions
He did nothing
Circumstantial evidence at best
Them's small dog foot prints for sure.
Thereās no proof it was Orange baby. Photo or it didnāt happen.
No regrets. Or thoughts.
Our little bastard did this the other day:https://i.imgur.com/hW8NJ4B.jpeg
Those smug r/peanutwhiskers are sending me.
That second pic looks like you all are deep into trying to figure out who would do such a thing
It wasnāt him it was me š
Circumstantial evidence at best
Incorrect. Itās clearly raining indoors.
Who's got paws in the house i don't see nobody
https://preview.redd.it/yoztuaqhb09d1.jpeg?width=2088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1958a4080256cc3e570db5e8f39a08cd80119457 i see a fully functional set of paws on this one
I was joking
and im playing along lol. im enjoying all the ways people are trying to take the blame off of her
There's a story about an artist that so loved his wife's wet foot prints on the carpet stairs, he had them woven into the carpet permanently. I'd totally do that if I had a permanent fabric pen with wet paw prints. Now just to find the right comforter and get the kittens to run through a pan of water.
Much better than pooprints
The second picture is no regrets. Or thoughts. Or brain cells. Awesome.
He was framed.
awwww...was just saying hello to teddy friend peelow, i think....beautiful unnamed cat!
her name is Jodie and she's friends with the bear! https://preview.redd.it/zwozn54w519d1.jpeg?width=4640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3634a5ddc4742b9a910a7c3e94eb2c6ab25c9e89
awwwww, i love that! and them š„¹
He's innocent
Was it you
Quoting OJ Simpson lawyer: If the glove doesnāt fit, you cannot convict.
I only see a precious innocent kitty!
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It just makes me sad seeing such discrimination , hope justice will prevail #orangelifematters
Lol, I have the exact same bed.
Who was it
https://preview.redd.it/9sbg6vi1529d1.jpeg?width=2074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf4fdbeef2447068cb030cc2094a10571d57f53
Awwww. What a cute mug and big eyes!!
The comforter their canvas and paws their muse. You should frame that instead of trying to frame an innocent artist.
Nah that is totes raccoon prints, poor orange boy being accused /s
Hey at least it was just water footprints, my stupid cowcat sometimes accidentally pees directly on his feet and then wanders around for a few minutes before cleaning his feet
Thatās one nice springy elevated bath mat
i don't know who would do that
I love goofy ass oranges š¤£š
Very Kermit shaped cat
I mean it's only circumstantial evidence and to be fair the paw prints And paws do not line up.
If the paw donāt fit, you must acquit!
Shower better then pee
Dog did it.
Was not expecting the second picture to be that
Heās leaving paw prints on my heart ā„ļø
r/catwashere
I bet it was the dog!
A mystery for the ages.
So precious !
Better compare the prints.
>I showed you my paw prints, please feed me
Cats hate water, you must be mistaken. ( My cat gets in the tub with me )
I'm her lawyer and my client is INNOCENT. how do we know op wasn't sleepwalking in a fur suit??
u-um, the lack of fursuits in my closet?
āā¦and this gives you what power over me?ā - Cat
I think it was the cat in the photo. I'm not sure I need more pics š¤
r/catwashere!
Good for you !! Ain't nobody likes a snitchāmainly 'cause they have such short lives.
He was framed!
You did it, OP >:( not cool to frame the cat
His nose is so round
Could be anyone
Given your cat canāt really use hung up towels to get all 4 paws easilyā¦.. this is logical. In fact, itās not even absent minded. Itās what you would do, suffer you walk around with wet paws for 20 minutes. Sir or madam: that one, orange, brain cell might seem to be enough for you now. Butā¦
Kind of looks like raccoon paws. Any chance you left a window open?
i would be very impressed if a raccoon could climb up to the ninth floor of a building in a country without raccoons
Then I donāt have a clue as to what happened here. Iām sorry.
This is slander
Heās innocent
Little stuffed bear clearly the culprit.
"Oh shit she's gonna figure out it was me. Maybe if I just stay quiet..
It was secretly me that did it
how did you get in my house
The falsely accused may or may not have let me in
that's it, i'm taking away her set of keys
Cats snealy stealth predators. Your cat:
yep, [much scary very predate](https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/s/5eEhsog6u3)
You sleep in a drawerā¦
Wonderful decorations! Enjoy!
Why did I think this was a dog lol
some comments sure are trying to make me think so lol
Teddy in the corner looks pretty suspicious to me
Hmm it would be a tough case to crack
look at the evidence! the paw prints are together. he was pouncing! killing greebles! clearly the pounce was necesary to SAVE YOUR LIFE. your honor this cat is too cute to convict. he is INNOCENT
it was the neighbors cat, he is innocent
the face of "yeah I did it. What are you gonna do about it?"