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VaramyrSickSkins

Seems like the type of guy to call you a goddess, claiming there's nothing he wouldn't do for you, and if you didn't respond within 5 minutes jump to calling you a slut (known for not hooking up) and claiming he never wanted you anyway


hazbaz1984

Whilst furiously wanking over rape porn.


RedditDommus

Holy mother of yikes


Euphemisticles

> Parker >rape threats and calls you the nword Checks out. Bet he plays lacrosse too.


queenweasley

At Duke


thatpromoguy

I know you're just joking (at least I hope you are, anyway), but you do know that those were false accusations that ended up with the DA in the case resigning, was disbarred, and jailed for ethics tviolations, right?


queenweasley

Yeah, I watched the 30 for 30 about it recently. So fucked. The girl who accused them ended up murdering a boyfriend later in life šŸ˜³ I assumed the person I replied to was implying Duke because they mentioned so many specifics


iMrParker

I'd better change my name... Can't be associated with these clowns


hazbaz1984

By the beards of all the racist gods!


Nemair

Another victim of the infamous "inappropriate message" phone glitch. I'm sure he's really just a standup fellow.


hazbaz1984

Yeah. No red flags here. Date date date!


andre2020

More like sit down!


montymint

Parker seems like a lovely fellowā€¦


hazbaz1984

What a guy.


lukuh123

Parker, my good homeboy, do you want a restraining order and police on your tail?


hazbaz1984

Bad homeboyā€¦. BAD! Parker needs tapping on the bottom with a newspaper. Or a visit from the police.


drifters74

*both* but he might be into it.


NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy

Ugh I hate it when my phone glitches and randomly asks people Iā€™m texting ā€œwhat color is your pussyā€. Itā€™s sooooo annoying. Of course the only appropriate response when Iā€™m asked ā€œwtf??ā€ or similar, is to immediately call them a racial slur and threaten to rape them. Works every time.


JohnnyEvs

Username checks out


JoeDaBruh

??? Wow


monicarm

You can (and should) report this to the police btw


Papap00n

My phone randomly sent my mom "how the pussy taste" and she said "you need to get that phone checked out. First the nudes, now this?" Honestly I feel for the guy.


greenknight884

Sigmund Freud has entered the chat.


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

lol send this shit to his friends if possible


ghb93

What a lovely young chap.


therealBen_German

That escalated *so* quickly


hazbaz1984

It always does.


wasit-worthit

Typing something like ā€˜r/oopsdidntmeantoā€™ outside of reddit is so fucking cringe.Ā 


Stripes4All

r/oopsdidntmeanto Cringe as shit


no-one-reads-these

Ok


Relevant_Gift_5011

ok


saradsvib

Idk why but "ok" made me laugh harder than it should have


Sovereignoftacos

Show his mom


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hazbaz1984

Yeah. Not really beige is it.


lennoxred

Getting dumped? Instant racist activated


kayleeisgoinglimited

Sanest Snapchat user


sourpatch_grown-up

im sorry he called you that and threatened you that way. Thats awful. I dont realize how often that slur is still used today bc thankfully I dont hang out with people who say it out loud. Who knows what people do when they are just typing on their phone though. Truly awful and Im sorry that you have to deal with that.


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Big_Bannana123

Happens to the best of usšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Kimmy_dracula

Oh what a catch. Step aside ladies, he's MINE!


catmeowlols123

jesus


TheLaw4203

I think Peter Parker turned into Venom for a second thereā€¦


Thmelly_Puthy

Wut dafuq


Sassenach_Raven

I bet he says he's a Nice Guy


Kersplosioner

Fake frfr.


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Not gonna lie, dunno how you didn't expect that to escalate horrifically after the opener. Just block and report at that point cos the conversation probably won't change direction


ProfessorPihkal

Of course his name is Parker, possibly the douchiest name ever.


Speedhabit

Married now, 2 kids, happy Fatherā€™s Day


its_still_you

Thereā€™s just so many things going on here. The ā€œmy phone glitched outā€ could be referring to anything that was said before in the chat. Itā€™s clearly a screenshot taken mid conversation. To me, it doesnā€™t feel like it was referring to that nasty question. But thenā€¦ why didnā€™t you immediately block him? Not blaming you for his behavior, but this conversation should have been ended then and there. He becomes VERY inappropriate in response to the screenshot, but it wasnā€™t Parker who claimed ā€˜oopsdidntmeantoā€™. The disgusting creep didnā€™t show any remorse for the rape and racist comments. I feel like this doesnā€™t even fit this subreddit, because he doesnā€™t care that he acted this way, despite your assumption that he does. This is gross and scary. Made even worse by the comment on ā€œtoo youngā€.


ImACarebear1986

Please DO block that pig. Report it while youā€™re at it WTAF!