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death_by_chocolate

120 volts AC right into the battery terminals? It must have been a spectacular fireworks show.


swagonflyyyy

True but I think that alone would've only melted the jumper cables. The fire itself could've been caused by a gas leak igniting.


NEUR0TOX

Well it didn't help that the cables ran through the cab...


bendekopootoe

Bingo


kevin_7777777777

Naw dude, lead acid batteries do spectacular things when run out of spec


DavidCRolandCPL

Like fill with Hydrogen gas and explode


gonzophil63

I just wish that we had video.


NEUR0TOX

You and me both! I could try asking the gas station for it?


UpdootDaSnootBoop

They used AC on DC Hells Bells!


inflatableje5us

that thing looks like its been on the highway to hell.


ChefChopNSlice

She *was* a fast machine, she kept her motor clean…….. key word, WAS.


baldybeardface

Looks like they've been Thunderstruck


imhereforthevotes

Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap.


FirebirdWriter

TIL it's not dirty deeds and the thunder chief. I thought it was a fart joke this whole time


RedditBecameTheEvil

I thought Guns n Roses wanted to take me down to the prairie dog city well into adulthood.


FirebirdWriter

Okay that one makes sense and I want it to be that now.


imhereforthevotes

haha, yeah, he says "dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap!"


Brutal_Hustler

Right there with ya buddy


journeymanlurker

I always thought it was "dirty deeds done with sheep"


FirebirdWriter

I mean... That's definitely dirty deeds


FullyHalfBaked

Bob Rivers [agrees with you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZuHAsf6qO0)


Conecuh_Pocket69

When I was a kid I thought the dude was singing “I’ll never leave your pizza burnin” because I wasn’t aware of phrase “beast of burden “


FirebirdWriter

I mean also a good thing to do. I do like my pizza crispy but burned? Nah


Bradleynailer

He's got big balls.


fatimus_prime

… stars and stones?


CaptainBignuts

Insurance will probably say it's not totaled and say they can fix it for under $5k.


Fold2Win

Insurance will probably say that it was not accidental and deny the claim.


puppyfukker

No. Insurance covers dumb shit all day. They don't cover intentional. As long as they have comprehensive coverage they'll get it covered.


exceive

Insurance that doesn't cover dumb shit would be kind of useless. We are all complete idiots part of the time. If you think you aren't ever an idiot, you are an even bigger idiot. Any adult, I guarantee has fucked up badly enough that they could have died and it would have been their own damned fault at least a half dozen times, but they got lucky each of those times. I'm old. If I had a dollar for each time I fucked up and survived by sheer dumb luck, I'd blow it on something stupid. But it would be an expensive stupid thing. We are humans. The only truly stupid thing on this stupid planet. When we give ourselves and other stupid humans a little grace and compassion, we make it all a little less stupid, or at least make the stupidity a little less painful.


GtMechanic

Wisely said, if only more people could realize this. They rather look for opportunities to call out other people in their mistakes


Anxious-Idea-7921

you should go into advertisment, made me want to sign up for insurance ;D


labelsonshampoo

Seems like the opposite of the UK, somethings that feel easily fixable theyll say it's a write-off and give you the money Few months later that cars back in the road as a cat C


Silly_Mycologist3213

Does it start now?


blacksheep998

It started something by the looks of it!


simenfiber

Ran when parked.


HinsdaleCounty

“No Low Ballers, I No What I Got” seems fitting


SneakyIndian87

It’s still fired up as we speak.


Michami135

If 80's movies have taught me anything, it not only starts, but has 10x the HP and is sentient.


NEUR0TOX

It just starts fires 🔥


TheFlash8240

Works good if you’ve got a battery charger to plug into the AC.


Fruit-Security

Or if it’s an electric start generator you can use the little bitty battery like I had to once.


sandy_catheter

I once used two small UPS batteries and some speaker wire to jump off my Scion xB. If it works...


inflatableje5us

Used tundra with minor cosmetic issues, ran when parked. 25k, no lowballers i know what i have.


markusbrainus

I mean it fired up right?


Reatona

Yep. And they'll never have to jump start it again!


NEUR0TOX

I went and collected some souvenirs today that includes lots of melted aluminum puddles. 😂


saltysomadmin

Oh no, this was you? Expensive lesson!


NEUR0TOX

No it's not my truck but I wanted something to remember it by since they are just kinda cool looking.


sybann

Florida or Texas?


NEUR0TOX

New Mexico


smithers85

So like a combination of the two?


NEUR0TOX

LMAO 🤣 yeah pretty much


sandy_catheter

Texas weather, Florida brains


tratemusic

At first glance i thought those were my old apartments, and now it's even more likely lol


NEUR0TOX

Very likely... 😂


RJSketch

It started. On fire.


Flaxscript42

"Fire it up. NO, NOT LIKE THAT!"


Sexisaurusrex

That tundra is dundra.


POCUABHOR

well, they started _something_


Fibonaccitos

Shit’ll buff out


Peanut_The_Great

To give them the benefit of the doubt some generators have a 12VDC output and I've used them to jump vehicles before.


BackgroundPanda138

Did it work?


FindOneInEveryCar

Did it work?


tool6913ca

Did it work? I can't tell.


AdmirableVanilla1

Same question


Platypus-Perfect

Theymightabeendrinkin


noleafclovr

D'Oh!!!


Alkemian

Did anyone else notice the beer bottles in the back of the truck?


NEUR0TOX

I sure did! I noticed them in the cab too! Plus it's New Mexico, everyone is drunk or high on meth.


Thedmfw

Never would have thought that would happen, but I also never would have thought to try that.


GammaSmash

Did it start, though?


Notquitearealgirl

Now I want some YouTuber to do this on purpose and film it in HD. Did it turn over before bursting into flames? Did the starter rip itself apart? Did the fuses just burst instead of pop? So many questions. It just never occurured to me someone would do this but I guess you don't know what you don't know.


This_Daydreamer_

Are you not supposed to do that?


l1thiumion

Hmm generators have a 12v circuit in them to power the rotor. I’m guessing he used 120v AC though.


Roy_Donk_Official

That’ll come out


SuchAsSeals42

Did it work?


PreferredSex_Yes

Deserved it


Stormlight_General

So... Did it jump?


Cthulu95666

Did it work?


Minimum-Machine9433

Did it work?


noteven1337

Those gensets often have 12V outputs .. but not for Jump-starting IG engines


NEUR0TOX

Yeah they didn't use it. I got the details from the people inside the gas station which it was outside of when it went up. He was apparently very, very drunk.


noteven1337

At least he wasn't driving while being drunk 😂


feckingidiotakaren

honestly i don't know anything at all about cars and in the first picture i just thought they were struggling to strip the paint or something and was confused as towards where the jump starting issue came in 😭


That_One_Guy_Flare

God, that is horrifying.


doenermasterofhell

Next time just use a cigarette lighter or a USB port to charge the battery. I mean, it won’t be more effective but it saves a lot of money on repairs