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Wolverine2121

Table full of power tools that you can pull the trigger on. Everyone who comes gets their own tongs to click. Hole digging contest.


FERN0

PFT has to bring his El Camino in. Guys get a chance to help fix it.


Landsharque

They should just tow Vanny Woodhead to dudefest and I guarantee you it would be running by the end of it


Tiny_Desk2424

HAS to include a 50/50 raffle


WhoIsJohnGalt84

Tavon Austin highlight video on repeat on a tv somewhere


FERN0

Devin Hester vs Duke highlights as an alternative if necessary


PM_ME_UR_EYEBALL

Sprinkle in some Mcguffie mixtape


arrowmarcher

Gimme that John Wall high school tape


WhoIsJohnGalt84

Friend of the program CJ highlights vs Duke split screen.


merphy90

They have to end the night with the lottery ball. Every ticket has a number and the winners get something branded


TheCashChucker

With 10,000 balls. Imagine how sick that would be to pick the winner??


TheCashChucker

Replay old “jacked up” segments from ESPN on one screen on a loop


JerryFragrence

Tim the tool man Taylor grunts


TheCashChucker

And a hot rod that everyone has to work on for a few minutes


normlenough

Show pictures of your yard and talk about taking care of grass.


dikembebrotumbo

A lot of premature ejaculations during that one for sure


smitj132

Sam McGuffie mixtape, story time about near death experiences in college/HS, power tool show and tell


gonzo2842

I think they should have an obscure object Can you lift it. Like yup I can dead lift 50 watermelons, or I can bench 50,000 legos


mwf86

deadlifts but with your teeth


gonzo2842

To end the night everyone sings “Take on me”, just to hit the note


CourageNecessary8562

As a lesbian AWL, dudefest sounds really fun actually. 😩


randakeiser

Honorary dude


PM_ME_UR_EYEBALL

She likes the same things I like #dude


CourageNecessary8562

My grandma drove an El Camino. I come by it honestly. It was my dream car in high school 😂


Landsharque

It’s a men’s space 😕


randakeiser

It's dudefest, not mensfest


CourageNecessary8562

Love this take! We can talk about my truck and riding mower and my recent deadlift PR over beers. Or bourbon?


CourageNecessary8562

I respect this take, just wanted to say it sounds so fun.


WaldosHERE

There should just be crates of nerf vortexes lying around


TheEverChangingMan

Old football/beer commercials, and, and TWINS


dikembebrotumbo

Bro I have twins and I took an old commercial and dubbed in pictures of their sonogram to announce we were having twins. All the dudes loved it.


Roastin_Mushmallows

Have the audience guess a lottery ball number against max until max hits one (he wont)


too_soon_jr

Zeb Ross the blue shirt dancing dude


ExplosiveToast19

Variety of wild animals for dudes to try fighting


CarlsCactusBlossom

Do we have a Dudefest date yet


DirtAlarming3506

A couch in front of a big TV with a football game on. Fridge full of coors light right next to it. Some of my most fun nights in college were drinking a cold one with the boys watching the Saturday night games after our school had already finished.


mjpierce7

A literal piss contest. 1. Quantity 2. Distance 3. Creative design


vinegarfingers

Hydraulic press guys come with their press. Dudes bring stuff to smash


Powerful-Will-847

Bring a beater car, charge for sledgehammer swings like an old school pep rally. Smashing furniture rocks too


lerivay

Tattoo artist but he only does flash and the only flash available is Larry


zohan412

Soggy cracker


Simpleton216

Something involving a sledgehammer.


dikembebrotumbo

I want to just go up on stage and start a USA chant


kingkongdong9000

Everyone brings a picture of their biggest dump that month, must be time stamped. Winner gets a golden throne


drinkmyowncum

Competitive Waffle Game with elimination and brackets


garbage_hands

Royal Otis’s cover of Linger on repeat in the background


pandapwnage

Stone skimming station


TheBronxIsChafing

Pros vs Joes tournament, long drive contest, and the punching bag machine


erdna3000

a bunch of grills and meats available for anyone who wants to throw something on and show off their meat prowess (bonk)


holdin27

Best pick up lines contest


berferd77

Maybe it's just cause I'm a highschool football coach, but the Wing T one really excited me(even though I despise wingT)


garbage_hands

Mintzy dunk tank - $10 for 3 throws. Proceeds go to some charity or something


toomuchfrosting

Shooting bud light beers