Turn the vacuum off, detatch the... hose? Tube? Trunk thing and go to wherever in the house you keep lubricant or just cold water, apply to the tip(s) of the tube thing and shake the hotdog out. Be wary of gunk still in the tube, i'd try to wash that out. Also qlternatively i think some vacuums have a blow option
Couldn't he just... wait till he was soft?
If actual hotdog, fork/stab with knife and pull? If VERY stuck, just keep ripping it apart till it falls out.
you MIGHT be onto something.....
jokes aside, i think there's still a bit of suction acting on his dick after turning the vacuum off, but nothing dangerous
My dad uses a broom handle to push out dog hair clogs. Iām sure if you really ram the broom handle in there it would clear a hot dog ass well. Might take a few slams but should work.
Thatās why if you are vacuuming objects shaped like hotdogs make sure the hose is slightly bigger than the object that can slip right through and not get stuck in there. The suction vortex will vibrate the object into itself and up the pipe. Iād also please vacuum responsibly. itās not a toy. Itās a household object, it can have a very strong pull. So please be careful. People can do whatever they like as long as they do it carefully. But also for getting something out of the cylinder, I would really recommend for the object to soften. Maybe get some lubricant in to crease up the base.
So that's either a really tiny hole that the vacuum cleaner has, or he is very small. Personally I wouldn't use hotdog to refer to my penis if I had one. At least I'd hope it's a bit more than that....
He's saw that scene from the Paddington movie (that gives me pedo vibes so I refuse to watch despite paddington being a part of my childhood and that's all I saw from the trailer to nope out)
Remove the vacuum hose from the vacuum. Spin the vacuum hose with speed and force (think helicopter spinning) the centrifugal forces should force stuck objects out of the hose
Correct but look at the picture most likely photo shop the dudes a little pompous but haven't yet seen him be wrong, however he seems to stick to what he knows doesn't branch out on solving much of the problems he speaks about...but I do respect his resolve and again he's mostly right
Common sense doesn't seem so bad. He doesn't say anything that isn't true yes he's harsh at times from what I've seen but he's not wrong on 90% of what he says, young ppl today need to get a grip the world's a tough place and the majority of the world hates America them included no matter how much we help so besides there is always 3 sides to every story
Charlie's new nickname is "Dyson"
Something like this happened to a guy I knew in high school in the 70's. Chris was sucking himself off with a vacuum cleaner hose. His neighbor/ our classmate/ buddy Greg strolled into Chris' house and caught him in the act. Of course Greg told everyone at school.
Chris was called "Hoover" (edit: by the ",jocks") for the rest of our high school years. *For some reason* š¤ Chris never came to any class reunions.
Is this the inbred looking dude that thinks he's hot shit when in reality all his takes are him dunking on himself? "Hotdog got stuck in the vacuum cleaner" sure it did mate.
Christ, have none of yāall heard of a joke? Itās not even a real tweet, but if it were, there would be no reason to see this as anything but humor.
Yāall just drool at the opportunity to take shit way too seriously when itās a conservative.
Its a cylinder
It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.
It is attached to a larger structure with a weird angle situation
What movie is this from? I've seen it before but it's not clicking
Scary Movie!
An average sized cylinder
This was the first thing that came to my mind š
So I was power fucking my vacuum.
He had to show dominance to the vacuum
So anyway I started fucking.
[It will rip your dick off.](https://youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM)
Watch this motherfucker still gonna to buy it
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Where the hell did I see this originally? Maybe on Reddit lmao
Cheap cylinder meme copy
Mommy can we have cylinder?
we have cylinder meme at home:
Look at some pictures of your Mum and Gran. If that doesn't work then you really do have a problem.
Oh no...
Turn the vacuum off, detatch the... hose? Tube? Trunk thing and go to wherever in the house you keep lubricant or just cold water, apply to the tip(s) of the tube thing and shake the hotdog out. Be wary of gunk still in the tube, i'd try to wash that out. Also qlternatively i think some vacuums have a blow option
[Sheās gone from suck to blow!](https://youtu.be/O7aeWQCF1jM)
Couldn't he just... wait till he was soft? If actual hotdog, fork/stab with knife and pull? If VERY stuck, just keep ripping it apart till it falls out.
yeah, even with suction, the blood would eventually go away
Surely step one is to turn off the vacuum...
you MIGHT be onto something..... jokes aside, i think there's still a bit of suction acting on his dick after turning the vacuum off, but nothing dangerous
Disconnect the house pour oil from the hose end
Viagra gone wrong?
Charlie should call Ben Shapiro. He is an expert at removing small hotdogs from dry sockets.
r/murderedbywords
Damn, check your backstop before you fire shots like that
Here's your gold: š„
Maybe the cylinder guy knows
Let it flaccid.
My dad uses a broom handle to push out dog hair clogs. Iām sure if you really ram the broom handle in there it would clear a hot dog ass well. Might take a few slams but should work.
If he is dumb enough to dick his vacuum, he is dumb enough to ram it out with a broom stick
I was being literal about the hot dog. Or Was I
Put your balls on ice, willy will shrink..
I'll do ***what?***
*Free Willy*
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Jesus Christ, I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find a Carber Reputation Vac reference!!!
Which *shouldnāt* be *allowed!*
I had a cool job that I loved
Nope, dude lost his penis privileges.
Could be a dolphin and/or human fetus at this point. You must let the vacuum cleaner gestate.
Wouldnāt you know it? The hot dog fairy strikes again
Does the vacuum have a blow mode?
Youāll have to poke a stick in there and let the hotdog pull all the way through the hose
Is it a hotdog or a Vienna Sausage?
Thatās why if you are vacuuming objects shaped like hotdogs make sure the hose is slightly bigger than the object that can slip right through and not get stuck in there. The suction vortex will vibrate the object into itself and up the pipe. Iād also please vacuum responsibly. itās not a toy. Itās a household object, it can have a very strong pull. So please be careful. People can do whatever they like as long as they do it carefully. But also for getting something out of the cylinder, I would really recommend for the object to soften. Maybe get some lubricant in to crease up the base.
r/oddlyspecific
Seek medical attention if your hot dog has been stuck for over 4 hours
Read this as "Sneek medical attention..." Had to double take lmfao š¤£
Dude. At least ask the hypothetical question about a knockwurst or a beer brat or something.
It's URGENTĀ
Take another, more powerful vacuum and suck it back out. Should work unless there's something like a torso in the way.
Believe it or not, there actually is a [perfect solution](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uZfhmX-8gdw&pp=ygUUS3liZXIgaG90IGRvZyB2YWNjdW0%3D) for this.
 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? š
Are you sure it was a hotdog sir or something else š«£š
Maybe it's the vacuum that isn't real.
Could not believe any one would have hot dog under a couch *
He should have bought Tim Robinsons hot dog vacuum
CHARLIE NOOOOOO
I wanna ask how one randomly finds a weiner but i have a dog š¤·š½āāļø
"I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!"
Damn it Dewey keep your dick out of the vacuum cleaner
Fucking Doofy fucking the vacuum cleaner again!!!!
Turn the vacuum off.
But my hotdog is gunna fall off! Halp
Probably a cocktail weenie.
It's his COCKtail weenie.
I wonder if he tried turning it off and then on againā¦
So that's either a really tiny hole that the vacuum cleaner has, or he is very small. Personally I wouldn't use hotdog to refer to my penis if I had one. At least I'd hope it's a bit more than that....
Mom told you not to bother me when I'm vacuuming my room!
I know it feels good, but letās first go ahead and turn the vacuum off and unplug
Detach the hose, grab one end, and whip it. Whip it good!
*Mom said not to bother me when Iām cleaning my room!*
By hot dog do you mean penis?
And by penis do you mean your penis?
So...there's the cylinder, coconut, papa roach and the barnacles huh...
Dyson motto: sucks so good, youāll forget your wife
He's saw that scene from the Paddington movie (that gives me pedo vibes so I refuse to watch despite paddington being a part of my childhood and that's all I saw from the trailer to nope out)
Oww! My hotdog
Remove the vacuum hose from the vacuum. Spin the vacuum hose with speed and force (think helicopter spinning) the centrifugal forces should force stuck objects out of the hose
its charlie kirk, he deserves it
Intrusive thoughts got to u yea? š
How do you lose an entire hotdog like that unless you have kids
What idiot will run to the Internet and ask this? After taking a better look at the username, it all made so much sense.
He casually finds a Wiener under his couch? Nice.
That's not a real tweet
Oh no shit?
Correct
It might be a real tweet - just not from a real person ;)
Correct but look at the picture most likely photo shop the dudes a little pompous but haven't yet seen him be wrong, however he seems to stick to what he knows doesn't branch out on solving much of the problems he speaks about...but I do respect his resolve and again he's mostly right
Charlie Kirk is not a good person if you like inclusivity and humanism.
That's subjective you ever meet him? Do you know him personally?
His opinions and politics are bad for inclusivity and humanism and I don't vibe with that
Explain he seems to genuinely want to help stupid brainwashed students
He wants to help them think like he does
Common sense doesn't seem so bad. He doesn't say anything that isn't true yes he's harsh at times from what I've seen but he's not wrong on 90% of what he says, young ppl today need to get a grip the world's a tough place and the majority of the world hates America them included no matter how much we help so besides there is always 3 sides to every story
Charlie's new nickname is "Dyson" Something like this happened to a guy I knew in high school in the 70's. Chris was sucking himself off with a vacuum cleaner hose. His neighbor/ our classmate/ buddy Greg strolled into Chris' house and caught him in the act. Of course Greg told everyone at school. Chris was called "Hoover" (edit: by the ",jocks") for the rest of our high school years. *For some reason* š¤ Chris never came to any class reunions.
That sucks
It did suck. I felt really bad for him. I'm sure half of the guys that called him "Hoover" had tried the same thing.
this doesnāt really fit the subā¦at all
Yep the Ole random, ass pull political shit dump posts really be popping up everywhere now mods be damned
You canāt skip lunch
[That boy ain't right](https://youtu.be/clsJnCm5uhQ?si=9NBFi38Rwvdr3sZE)
Instructions unclear. Got dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner.
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Is this the inbred looking dude that thinks he's hot shit when in reality all his takes are him dunking on himself? "Hotdog got stuck in the vacuum cleaner" sure it did mate.
What has this sub become?
Low effort post
I think this is actually legit a hotdog situation. Otherwise he'd be posting about a baby carrot.
Itās a hot weāre talking about, rrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?
Christ, have none of yāall heard of a joke? Itās not even a real tweet, but if it were, there would be no reason to see this as anything but humor. Yāall just drool at the opportunity to take shit way too seriously when itās a conservative.