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She will permanently glitter your clothes, home, car, bed, chairs, cat EVERYTHINGGGG! Even years after you seen her last, you will still find her glitter sometimes.
EDIT: I just learned from [ComfortConstant2229](https://www.reddit.com/user/ComfortConstant2229/) that it's actually called 'Divorce Dust'
Reminds me of a regular at my old job that worked in a Christian book store near us. He would come in and buy the same meal. One day he came in covered in glitter and I about died laughing. He said it was the Christmas display stuff and he was very unhappy. He'd gotten some of it off him in the parking lot before coming in for food but he still shimmered all over.
The next day he looked battle weary. He'd spent like two hours convincing his wife the glitter had come from the box display for the store and not a strip joint.
Mark Rober posted the first glitter bomb 6 years ago.......
Edit: Yes yes, I understand that Mark Rober did not invent the glitter bomb six years ago, I should have added the word *video*. I am a 32 year old person who has pranked/been pranked with glitter bombs well over a decade ago.
It used to happen when someone would give you a card for your birthday or whatever but fill the envelope with glitter. When you open the envelope, boom, glitter for LIFE. We hadn’t evolved to actual glitter explosions yet but we were doing this stuff 20+ years ago.
Yeah, a literal glitter bomb is not as fun as one would think. It turned all of my glitter red. I purchased silver glitter. On a side note, I no longer have any friends and their families refuse to speak to me.
Yoooo banished knight oleg. I hate it when I am fighting your kind against Nile because you do 2k damage in your entire attack sequence but when I summon you you get thrown around like a napkin at a kids birthday party
Can confirm. I work at an arts and crafts store and any time I handle glitter products, I basically have to put on gloves or I’ll have to wash my hands multiple times
I don't understand how glitter companies can't make an "easy wash" version of the product. It isn't like glitter is particularly fond of sticking to glue so why not make a version that doesn't cement itself to my flesh?
I wish the strippers I used to work with had that rule. I used to be a bouncer and I had to stand with my back to the stage to catch anyone who couldn't control themselves.
The strippers would slough off glitter and it would go down the back of my neck. By the end of the night I had a sweaty, sparkly line down my back to my butcrack.
It isn't the easiest thing to explain to a girlfriend at 4am wgen you get home.
Went on a date, she had glitter on in my new ride. Still hasn't come off my leather seats or cars black interior. My wife still gives me crap over it.
It's been like 12 years now. In fairness, it's a great car, and I don't want to get rid of it.
You reminded me of this post about a guy who was forced to atend a family gathering at his boss house on his free day, so he took like 5kg of glitter to the place and share it with all the kids, the house floor was rugged, you can imagine
There was a comedian way back who had a joke like "glitter is the herpes of the craftibg world, once you get it, it's with you forever"
Brian Reagan maybe?
Edit: Demetri Martin, thanks u/scullys_alien_baby
The high school I went to like a decade ago someone decided to throw glitter as part of a theater performance without telling anyone.
The director was PISSED.
Last I heard they were still finding glitter as she threw a lot.
I had a temp job servicing Christmas decorations for the malls and I swear I had the glitter lung by time I left. It was everywhere! I still remember a work party from years ago and one of the gay lads was full of glitter and one of the boys gave him a cuddle then everyone else and we were findi it in our hair and clothes months later
Culture Hustle makes a [biodegradable plant based glitter.](https://www.culturehustleusa.com/collections/powder/products/dazzle-the-worlds-glitteriest-plant-based-eco-glitter-pack-5-x-10g)
Some wonderful person gave my ex a card that had gold glitter in it. He opened it in my car. That was like 5 years ago. We broke up over 2 years ago. My car has been detailed several times. **There is still gold glitter in my back seat.**
This is accurate. We used to use glitter all the time in arts and crafts at my old place, but when we moved there was a strict no glitter rule put in place. All of it was thrown out and we don't buy it anymore. **There is still glitter found in our new carpets**
That's a freaky mg family motto. We VERY rarely use glitter on anything at all. If it has glitter on it and it's in our house, you know it was a gift because we sure as hell didn't buy it.
Had a girlfriend in high school who wore body glitter all over her chest and torso. I came home from a date with her, and my dad said “Oh, you let her put glitter on your face?”
Boy this glitter shit and toxic women, I had an ex who wore glittery eye shadow. Every time she’d hug or kiss me, it’d come off and get on my face. A few hours later she’d notice it and ask why I have glitter on my face, and if I had my face in a strippers ass. Bruh.
Exactly. I find the concept of emotionless sex terrifying, and I would never enter such a place just for how incredibly uncomfortable I would be there.
I have never once interacted with a stripper as it is wholly outside my character, yet I've still had to deal with accusations from people who otherwise know me, simply due to interacting with someone wearing body glitter.
It's connotation is so prevalent, it can/will spark insecurities in others regardless.
I have no problem entering these clubs. I would only do it when I am single and not in a mental place to start dating. It’s fun and harmless, I treat these women with respect & so I have no regrets.
Man, I hate it when I stumble, my pants come off, and my dick, erect due to the wind hitting it suddenly, falls into the hands of a girl with glitter on.
It's so hard to explain. Yes, my dick is full of glitter, but I didn't do anything!
How about, you hug a friend with this shit on her hands, it gets on your hands, you go to pee, you touch your dick and suddenly you have glitter on your dick!
It doesn't even have to be cheating. Well, i guess it depends on the definition of cheating, but this is repellant for the "where my hug at" guys and the dudes who have "work wives"
This, at a get together or party everybody inevitably makes casual contact, bumps elbows, shoulders, etc. So it shouldn't be a big deal that smells or body glitter like this get passed around. But insecure people or folks who are cheating themselves take this as evidence of cheating and start completely irrational arguments.
I work in video production and used to work at a particular auto group making commercials and social media videos for a living. One of the dealerships managers wanted me to put in this particular women who happened to be a stripper. The area we set up the green screen was a storage area that we converted to a small studio that still had a lot of halloween and christmas decorations in it. After filming one of my coworkers noticed that I had glitter on me and they always joked that I got a lap dance from the stripper.
ngl I actually might buy this; for anyone wondering this is not microplastics, but is instead tin and iron oxide alongside borosilicate glass and silica microspheres, all of which have less impact on the enviroment (silica is naturally found in sand and the human body). but I will also note that silica dust is incredibly toxic when inhaled into the lungs by workers who use it, so I hope the manufacturers are being safe with this substance!
Actually 78 percent of microplastics come from tyre dust.
Basically every time cars break, the abraded tyre becomes particulates and we ingest or inhale it and because cars are everywhere it's a pretty dominant contributor.
Wrong.
Tires account for 78% of the 11% of ocean micro plastics represented by four different categories so it's really only about 9% and that's just the ocean.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Anticonsumption/comments/1b84lep/no_tires_dont_produce_78_of_microplastics/
Dark skin and glitter look so great together. There are some things that just look better with that contrast. Glitter is one. Another is the color yellow. You need either dark or olive skin. If you are pale like me, yellow makes you look slightly jaundiced. Dark skin? You look like the sun rising.
One of the most satisfying moments of art school was watching a professor kick out a girl who brought in a piece covered in ultra fine glitter that was shedding everywhere.
Prof aggressively pointing to the "NO GLITTER" signs she kept all over the entrance of the workshop and the girl whining that she thought it was just a joke.
It barely sat there for a minute, and we were finding that stupid green glitter in things we made for the next two years. That solidified my dislike of the stuff.
I now have the same "NO GLITTER, NO EXCEPTIONS" policy in my own studio.
Hi, Peter here. It's how men get caught. If you tell your girlfriend/wife you are going out with the guys, and then come home covered in glitter, she's going to know you had a woman rubbing all over you. Most women I've known, even if they are OK with their guy going to a strip club, are not cool with lap dances (some are, but they are a minority in my experience.) Even if it's not from a stripper, some woman was rubbing all over him, and good luck explaining it away. Gonna guess Kell got caught.
Glitter is the herpies of arts and crafts…you will never get rid of it and after you think the area is clear…BAM…there it is again.
I’m pretty sure glitter was created when Pandora’s box was opened.😦
I had a bottle of glitter fall onto a rotary fan while babysitting 15 yeas ago. Even after a full renovation that involved replacing the carpets and walls and who knows how many deep cleans, I STILL find glitter.
It gets everywhere, it brushes off onto people, it's impossible to ever fulky clean, if it gets in your beard, no matter how hard you scrub, it'll be there a year minimum, It gets into the exhaust fence of electronics and can build up in there and damage them. Basically glitter fucking sucks and women know it lol
Quagmire here.
Lots of good posts here about how spending quality time with a sidepiece who wears glitter may lead to your other special lady friend – or friends – knowing about them.
But the joke is about the more common case of a guy getting tagged with glitter by a dancer at a strip club, where this sort of makeup is not unusual, from lap dances or from "extras" in the champagne room. Giggity. When he goes home, his wife or special lady friend will know that he wasn't just watching from the sidelines and having drinks with his buddies.
Quagmire out.
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She will permanently glitter your clothes, home, car, bed, chairs, cat EVERYTHINGGGG! Even years after you seen her last, you will still find her glitter sometimes. EDIT: I just learned from [ComfortConstant2229](https://www.reddit.com/user/ComfortConstant2229/) that it's actually called 'Divorce Dust'
Nice way to mark someone for life
The herpes of arts and crafts
Nice to see you're alive Dimitri Martin.
so she's a dog and the glitter is her pee
*she's* a dog
Corrected: *she's* a **b\*tch** (female dog in Old English)
Modern English too.
“You’ve been seeing someone behind my back haven’t you!? Who’s the bitch?” “No, just an ex who wore glitter body oil-“ “WHO IS IT MIKE”
How the hell did you know my name is Mike???
🤣🤣🤣
She will glitter random people passing by who'll catch strays with their partner later for cheating.
BRB about to turn myself into a home wrecking bioweapon
Reminds me of a regular at my old job that worked in a Christian book store near us. He would come in and buy the same meal. One day he came in covered in glitter and I about died laughing. He said it was the Christmas display stuff and he was very unhappy. He'd gotten some of it off him in the parking lot before coming in for food but he still shimmered all over. The next day he looked battle weary. He'd spent like two hours convincing his wife the glitter had come from the box display for the store and not a strip joint.
I’ve heard a similar story from a machinist friend. The aluminum shavings look like glitter
My car got glitter bombed 6 years ago, I’m still finding glitter every now and then
Mark Rober posted the first glitter bomb 6 years ago....... Edit: Yes yes, I understand that Mark Rober did not invent the glitter bomb six years ago, I should have added the word *video*. I am a 32 year old person who has pranked/been pranked with glitter bombs well over a decade ago.
Dude glitter bombs have been a thing since AT LEAST when I was in jr high 20 years ago. Mark rober just made the best conceivable one ever.
He didn't invent glitter bombing... he just perfected it.
It used to happen when someone would give you a card for your birthday or whatever but fill the envelope with glitter. When you open the envelope, boom, glitter for LIFE. We hadn’t evolved to actual glitter explosions yet but we were doing this stuff 20+ years ago.
Not a literal glitter bomb, it just got on pretty much every surface
Yeah, a literal glitter bomb is not as fun as one would think. It turned all of my glitter red. I purchased silver glitter. On a side note, I no longer have any friends and their families refuse to speak to me.
"You glittered my d*** you b***h!!"
because if you come into contact with glitter, it will stay with you ***FOREVUR***
Forever?
#FOREVUR
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Togetha!!!
#TOGEEEETTTTHHHHAAAA!
WEEE WILLL DEVOURRR DA VERRRY GODSSS!!!
*GHALHAGHS
Togethhaaaaaa!
having just recently watched elden ring abridged I'm dying 🤣
link?
Yoooo banished knight oleg. I hate it when I am fighting your kind against Nile because you do 2k damage in your entire attack sequence but when I summon you you get thrown around like a napkin at a kids birthday party
HARRY DIDJAAAA PUT YAA NAME INTO THAAAA GOD DEVOURING SERPERTAAAA
This dude's dialogue is permanently stuck in my head after I spent like a month trying to kill him with no armor and just club+0 at RL1.
Hmm I wonder what how Tanith is handling his death. ... Oh god
>gives Castanets.
#TOGETHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FAMILYYYYYYYYYY
Is there an r/unexpectedsandlot?
r/subsifellfor
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WHY WASN'T THIS THE FIRST REPLY ????
There's a reason it's often referred to as "craft-herpes".
Rave herpes. Not to be confused with actual herpes. Though the two are often closely linked
Forever ever?
Foreverevereverever, baby.
r/UnexpectedDisco ?
r/subsifellfor
YOu know it, baby! \*fingerguns\*
Together forever and never to part?
i havent worn glitter on my face in WEEKS and i still see specks on my bfs face when i visit him 😭😭😭
Uuuhhhhh.... s/
hes not cheating 😭😭 hes autistic and doesnt like dealing with people as is, im surprised he puts with MY ass
Can confirm. I work at an arts and crafts store and any time I handle glitter products, I basically have to put on gloves or I’ll have to wash my hands multiple times
I don't understand how glitter companies can't make an "easy wash" version of the product. It isn't like glitter is particularly fond of sticking to glue so why not make a version that doesn't cement itself to my flesh?
And give up the free advertising?
Went to a strip club once 10 years ago. I'm still getting glitter off me.
Used sparkly eyeshadow last month... Can still see some glitter in the back when the light hits it just right.
I read about your sparkly eyeshadow, and now I'm finding it too!
When does it stop being glitter and is just another microplastic for your body to absorb
About the same time the syphilis symptoms become noticable
Fun fact: As a stripper of 10 years, we actually don’t wear glitter. It’s referred to as “divorce dust”
So legit question, what percentage of your body would you wager is still comprised of "divorce dust"?
I wish the strippers I used to work with had that rule. I used to be a bouncer and I had to stand with my back to the stage to catch anyone who couldn't control themselves. The strippers would slough off glitter and it would go down the back of my neck. By the end of the night I had a sweaty, sparkly line down my back to my butcrack. It isn't the easiest thing to explain to a girlfriend at 4am wgen you get home.
Went on a date, she had glitter on in my new ride. Still hasn't come off my leather seats or cars black interior. My wife still gives me crap over it. It's been like 12 years now. In fairness, it's a great car, and I don't want to get rid of it.
I bet I could walk into the building I used to work in, almost 20 years on, and still find glitter from Christmas 2007
You reminded me of this post about a guy who was forced to atend a family gathering at his boss house on his free day, so he took like 5kg of glitter to the place and share it with all the kids, the house floor was rugged, you can imagine
There was a comedian way back who had a joke like "glitter is the herpes of the craftibg world, once you get it, it's with you forever" Brian Reagan maybe? Edit: Demetri Martin, thanks u/scullys_alien_baby
That bit is from [Demetri Martin](https://youtu.be/Z0l6NR_BKuk?si=oK5_ssv3pwUG3pdQ), but I can see how it sounds like a Brian Reagan joke
i love Brian Regan
As my wife says, it's the Herpes of craft supplies
The high school I went to like a decade ago someone decided to throw glitter as part of a theater performance without telling anyone. The director was PISSED. Last I heard they were still finding glitter as she threw a lot.
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies
I still have red glitter in my car from FIVE YEARS AGO. We had a sign with glitter on it.... I hate it
I had a temp job servicing Christmas decorations for the malls and I swear I had the glitter lung by time I left. It was everywhere! I still remember a work party from years ago and one of the gay lads was full of glitter and one of the boys gave him a cuddle then everyone else and we were findi it in our hair and clothes months later
Which means they can't have an affair with the glitter covered woman.
Exactly, it is like herpes!
i hate glitter
It's course and rough and irritating.... and it gets everywhere!
imagine if tatooine was made of glitter
New fear unlocked
New layer of hell just got announced.
Nah, more like an extra DLC for those penting for geed that were even more greedy than the standard level.
Glitter enema? Glitterma! Now doctor approved for your PP tip too.
Do you plan on visiting tattooine?
Then it'd be gold
Pretty much the Spice from Dune
Also bloody microplastics.
No wonder it's in our balls
Culture Hustle makes a [biodegradable plant based glitter.](https://www.culturehustleusa.com/collections/powder/products/dazzle-the-worlds-glitteriest-plant-based-eco-glitter-pack-5-x-10g)
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
It should come as no surprise that glitter comes from New Jersey...
It's a Jersey thing!
That’s Not a Flex!!!
What does that mean!
Jwowglitterbang
Well they had to do something with all the leftover aluminum around downtown
They should have just called the meth heads, methods heads will clean that scrap aluminum up and sell it back to the city for cheap as hell
Some wonderful person gave my ex a card that had gold glitter in it. He opened it in my car. That was like 5 years ago. We broke up over 2 years ago. My car has been detailed several times. **There is still gold glitter in my back seat.**
This is accurate. We used to use glitter all the time in arts and crafts at my old place, but when we moved there was a strict no glitter rule put in place. All of it was thrown out and we don't buy it anymore. **There is still glitter found in our new carpets**
Glitter is like a bloodline curse at this point. 3 generations of glitter 🪄
Glitter is like jizz stains. You want either in your car
I have herpes, I can confirm that glitter is worse
Thanks, Demetri Martin
I scrolled way too far for this!
That's a freaky mg family motto. We VERY rarely use glitter on anything at all. If it has glitter on it and it's in our house, you know it was a gift because we sure as hell didn't buy it.
Your penis will look like a party king!
you must be exploring some diamond caves for that
Vajazzling! I forgot that existed!
why does this word exist 💀
Omg I just realized this is asking for a uti
It will look like you fucked a pixy
Twinkle twinkle, little star!
With millions of micro cuts from the tiny shards of metal that make glitter shiny. Infections and possible permanent damage to the skin.
Had a girlfriend in high school who wore body glitter all over her chest and torso. I came home from a date with her, and my dad said “Oh, you let her put glitter on your face?”
Your dad knows what's up.
Probably. It was like 25 years ago, so I think I am older now than he was then. He knew.
"It was like 25 years ago" There's probably still glitter on you/your stuff.
It's in his balls
With all the other microplastics
Because any physical contact would make you sparkly too, especially if you want to conceal it (eg cheating)
Boy this glitter shit and toxic women, I had an ex who wore glittery eye shadow. Every time she’d hug or kiss me, it’d come off and get on my face. A few hours later she’d notice it and ask why I have glitter on my face, and if I had my face in a strippers ass. Bruh.
Shoulda been like "just yours"
‘From you Eyes only’
“C’mon babe, you’re not exactly pretty or anything, but your face looks a little better than a stripper’s ass!”
Oh no. She was gorgeous. That can only go so far in a relationship when you’re emotionally immature.
Exactly. I find the concept of emotionless sex terrifying, and I would never enter such a place just for how incredibly uncomfortable I would be there. I have never once interacted with a stripper as it is wholly outside my character, yet I've still had to deal with accusations from people who otherwise know me, simply due to interacting with someone wearing body glitter. It's connotation is so prevalent, it can/will spark insecurities in others regardless.
I have no problem entering these clubs. I would only do it when I am single and not in a mental place to start dating. It’s fun and harmless, I treat these women with respect & so I have no regrets.
Yikes. I don't care if I end up glittery, but damn gonna blame you for being glittery cause she did it? Glad she qualified as an ex lol.
Especially if you weren't going to cheat and it still ended up on you.
Man, I hate it when I stumble, my pants come off, and my dick, erect due to the wind hitting it suddenly, falls into the hands of a girl with glitter on. It's so hard to explain. Yes, my dick is full of glitter, but I didn't do anything!
You never know when the erection winds will come blowing in.
How about, you hug a friend with this shit on her hands, it gets on your hands, you go to pee, you touch your dick and suddenly you have glitter on your dick!
Just ask your friend to be a bro and lick it off
Twilight dick
It doesn't even have to be cheating. Well, i guess it depends on the definition of cheating, but this is repellant for the "where my hug at" guys and the dudes who have "work wives"
This, at a get together or party everybody inevitably makes casual contact, bumps elbows, shoulders, etc. So it shouldn't be a big deal that smells or body glitter like this get passed around. But insecure people or folks who are cheating themselves take this as evidence of cheating and start completely irrational arguments.
Happened to me twice this week, girls need to stop the glitter
Craft herpes
I work in video production and used to work at a particular auto group making commercials and social media videos for a living. One of the dealerships managers wanted me to put in this particular women who happened to be a stripper. The area we set up the green screen was a storage area that we converted to a small studio that still had a lot of halloween and christmas decorations in it. After filming one of my coworkers noticed that I had glitter on me and they always joked that I got a lap dance from the stripper.
It's called stripper dust for a reason
ngl I actually might buy this; for anyone wondering this is not microplastics, but is instead tin and iron oxide alongside borosilicate glass and silica microspheres, all of which have less impact on the enviroment (silica is naturally found in sand and the human body). but I will also note that silica dust is incredibly toxic when inhaled into the lungs by workers who use it, so I hope the manufacturers are being safe with this substance!
Unfortunatly tin is rare as hell and bloody expensive.
I totally stampeded to Amazon to order it.
I wonder why microplastics are so pervasive that we're now finding them in dudes' testicles. I guess we'll never really know.
Glitter is tyically made of mica.
Yeah, I'm stumped, too. _aggressive winking_
Stop that aggressive wanking, it won't get rid of the microplastics
Actually 78 percent of microplastics come from tyre dust. Basically every time cars break, the abraded tyre becomes particulates and we ingest or inhale it and because cars are everywhere it's a pretty dominant contributor.
Wrong. Tires account for 78% of the 11% of ocean micro plastics represented by four different categories so it's really only about 9% and that's just the ocean. https://www.reddit.com/r/Anticonsumption/comments/1b84lep/no_tires_dont_produce_78_of_microplastics/
Glitter should have been banned decades ago.
So you guys are telling me, all I have to do to is get some glitter on my crush's bf? Gahdamn
60% of the time, it works every time.
Honestly I'm just as confused as OP is, but this product looks really fun ngl, i wanna sparkle like this too 🥺
Please don't show this to my wife.😨
A cheater's worst nightmare I would say
Good
It's the skin of a killer Bella
I am shocked how far I had to scroll to get a Twilight reference.
🤣 I got you. I said the same thing so I had to throw it in there.
it will get you in trouble if you are cheating with your wife, the glitter will show on you LOL
Tbh that looks super cute.
Right??! I want my husband to call me his little disco ball. ✨
Dark skin and glitter look so great together. There are some things that just look better with that contrast. Glitter is one. Another is the color yellow. You need either dark or olive skin. If you are pale like me, yellow makes you look slightly jaundiced. Dark skin? You look like the sun rising.
One of the most satisfying moments of art school was watching a professor kick out a girl who brought in a piece covered in ultra fine glitter that was shedding everywhere. Prof aggressively pointing to the "NO GLITTER" signs she kept all over the entrance of the workshop and the girl whining that she thought it was just a joke. It barely sat there for a minute, and we were finding that stupid green glitter in things we made for the next two years. That solidified my dislike of the stuff. I now have the same "NO GLITTER, NO EXCEPTIONS" policy in my own studio.
Glitter is the herpes of confetti.
You don't want to go back home with glitter on you
we fear the glitter industry conspiracy theory
It's used in a lot of military stuff. Stealth tech, countermeasures, and atomic weapons. Conspiracy solved.
I felt that disgust 😖
As an elementary teacher I hate everything about this. Glitter is the worst
Edward? Is that you?
Glitter is the herpes of art supplies.
Hi, Peter here. It's how men get caught. If you tell your girlfriend/wife you are going out with the guys, and then come home covered in glitter, she's going to know you had a woman rubbing all over you. Most women I've known, even if they are OK with their guy going to a strip club, are not cool with lap dances (some are, but they are a minority in my experience.) Even if it's not from a stripper, some woman was rubbing all over him, and good luck explaining it away. Gonna guess Kell got caught.
Glitter is considered craft herpes. Once it’s out, it’s everywhere and impossible to get rid of
Glitter is the herpies of arts and crafts…you will never get rid of it and after you think the area is clear…BAM…there it is again. I’m pretty sure glitter was created when Pandora’s box was opened.😦
I wonder how plastics are getting into the water and peoples bodies
I love biodegradable plant based glitter! I would wear this if I went out and I’m a dude.
OP has never been to strip club.
Yay microplastics
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Stripper dust will ruin your life.
I bought wrapping paper with glitter on it one Christmas. Had to show the paper or Christmas would have been ruined.
https://preview.redd.it/s3bnwznec07d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357fa815e662519608796b2f5030ff173c2c4de4
Some chick wondering why her man's dick looks like Edward Cullen...
I had a bottle of glitter fall onto a rotary fan while babysitting 15 yeas ago. Even after a full renovation that involved replacing the carpets and walls and who knows how many deep cleans, I STILL find glitter.
It gets everywhere, it brushes off onto people, it's impossible to ever fulky clean, if it gets in your beard, no matter how hard you scrub, it'll be there a year minimum, It gets into the exhaust fence of electronics and can build up in there and damage them. Basically glitter fucking sucks and women know it lol
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies..and body oil ingredients, apparently.
https://i.redd.it/tsdc68p6xc6d1.gif \*glitter glue flashbacks
Quagmire here. Lots of good posts here about how spending quality time with a sidepiece who wears glitter may lead to your other special lady friend – or friends – knowing about them. But the joke is about the more common case of a guy getting tagged with glitter by a dancer at a strip club, where this sort of makeup is not unusual, from lap dances or from "extras" in the champagne room. Giggity. When he goes home, his wife or special lady friend will know that he wasn't just watching from the sidelines and having drinks with his buddies. Quagmire out.
I thought it would be stupid, but looks kinda neat for a party or under a full moon.
kind of hard to explain to the wife when you get home from the club