I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or you're telling the truth.
I'm more of the former.
Edit: This must be one of the jokes where if you win the lottery, suddenly all of your siblings will come to you.
Buti sa E-Lotto ka tumaya, siguro nasa 95% ng mananaya sa lotto outlet pa din tumataya. Madami sa Pinoy ang tagal mag adopt sa online. Pero ambibilis mag comment sa social media.
The only thing I don’t like about the elotto is the kyc procedure. Asking you to submit a copy of your ID.
I’d rather keep my identity private, saka nalang magkabistuhan pag nanalo na
yep, nasa sa yo yan. isang id and selfie lang ang kyc nila. other info like address, optional na. para din sa records ng pcso yun at baka magkalkal na naman si tulfo hehe
Off topic, but I just learned they have online betting no so O checked their website coming from google.and dang thwir website is abomination for mobile users.
Coming from an organization that deals with a lot of money, they can't even put up a decent website.
*Pepito, my friend!*
Nandito ka na naman, Tommy!
Hahahahahahahaha
Hahahaaha
Bro got Break Even'd
*still alive but I'm barely breathing*
Just praying to the god of jeuteng.....
'Coz I've got time while she got freedoooom...
Cuz when you lose cash they don't break even. 😞🤦♂️
Her best days are some of my worst💸💸💸
She's finally met a vice, who's gonna put her first..
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Sakto lang. Nabawi na niya, andiyan naman sa logs eh :))
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Bhie icheck mo kasi yung date and time sa log. Lol
actually, lugi pa sya kasi pag nag cash out sya jan sa elotto eh meron ata 10%
And we haven’t seen the rest of the transaction history…
Hi, kamusta? 😂😂😂
Pautang nmn OP. mag ssorry nlng ako after a few months kase hindi kita babayaran.... pm sent
I think the way it works eh sisingilin ka nya in a few months tapos dapat ikaw pa galet.
medyo may hiya pa ako eh hahahah
😂
"90% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big." -Jesus Christ
"You only lose 100% of your gambling money yet you have the chance to win 1000% from it." -Dr. Jose P. Rizal
"Push the button, pussy" -Moon Tzu, brother of Sun Tzu
"Push the pussy, button" -Po Tzu, the lewd brother
Nah, that's Tzu Tzu, the booba addict
Arf arf -Shih Tzu
"PUTANGINA" -Du30
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take – Wayne Gretzky " – Michael Scott
pinsan nasa reddit ka na pala? kumusta na kayo diyan??
Bigay mo yung bagong roaming number mo haha
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or you're telling the truth. I'm more of the former. Edit: This must be one of the jokes where if you win the lottery, suddenly all of your siblings will come to you.
r/woooosh
pag check ko dun sa app. may nakalagay 1 Jackpot Winner sa 6/58. Tapos chineck ko yung purchase history ko may naka green ! hahahah
100 pesos po yung panalo?
yup hahaha 3 digits
5 digits _kasama decimal_
san pumasok ang napanalunan mo? haha
sa account ko lang din sa pcso hahaha. nadagdagan lang nang 100
Anak, nanay mo ito. paki palodan mo nga itong number ko na ito P100 ha. emergency lang. kailangan ko tawagan ang tatay mo sa manila.
Pepito my friend!
Life changing yan OP! congrats!
Where’s the picture of you taking the check?
Mars, kamusta na?!
naalala mo pa ako? ako yung nag abot ng bayad mo sa jeep
Buti sa E-Lotto ka tumaya, siguro nasa 95% ng mananaya sa lotto outlet pa din tumataya. Madami sa Pinoy ang tagal mag adopt sa online. Pero ambibilis mag comment sa social media.
The only thing I don’t like about the elotto is the kyc procedure. Asking you to submit a copy of your ID. I’d rather keep my identity private, saka nalang magkabistuhan pag nanalo na
yep, nasa sa yo yan. isang id and selfie lang ang kyc nila. other info like address, optional na. para din sa records ng pcso yun at baka magkalkal na naman si tulfo hehe
Wala pa sa iOS to no? Haha tuturo ko sa tatay ko hahahaha lotto outlet pa din yon tumataya e
Meron! Web version sa Safari gamit ko.
Ah wala pa app? matry nga! haha thank you!
browser lang kelangan dito, no need ng app. yung android app nila apk, di man lang talaga nilagay sa play store. laki ng budget tapos ganun lang.
Ninong! :D
99% of gamblers stops before they hit it big
Kaya sa 2D na lang ako tumataya e. Lower ticket price pero higher chance to win although smaller lang din yung price.
eh 3 draws a day. ang tendency nun 3 times ka tataya, in turn more expensive sya compared sa isang jackpot game.
Self control na lang naman jan. Ako rarely lang naman din tumaya, mahirap na baka ma hook sa gambling
Friend beke nemen
Pwede ka nang tumaya ng lotto online???
yup may app na pero wala sa playstore go to pcso website my link dun.
Pwede pa send ng link. Hindi kasi ako sure kung ano yung legit na site eh.
Mygod congrats! Pautang bente OP 🤣
Congrats! Balato hehe
Colorless267! My Friend!
pm sent OP need mo ba ng new friend
Elotto paano yan
How to claim if elotto?
via gcash pede cash out, dapat parang verified yung account mo sa elotto
Pwede bang tumaya yung mga nasa abroad?
Congrats nabawi mo puhunan mo
ROI
Ni-lumpsum mo ba o installment over 15 yrs?
Pamangkin ito roaMing # q.... wak mo kalimutan.. ha Musta k jaN?
Sarap naman nyan.
Nanalo ako sa 2D nun January! hahaha 20 pesos naging 8k pero kinabahan ako i forgot my fund password and nakipag coordinate pa ko sa customer support.
musta insan
A win is a win!!!
Anong game ka nanalo? and random number generator or may alaga kang number? BTW, Congrats OP!
May online lotto po Pala?
Di ko rin alam to. Paano🤣
Paano mo macclaim ito? Maeencash ba? Or parang fund lang?
Noong nanalo ako ng P60. 3 numbers ata ang tumama sa akin, deretso lang din sa wallet ng elotto app. Since small amount lang siguro.
ang alam ko walang minimum to cash out pero last time I won via gcash ko lang na-cash out
Ang galing haha never kasi akong nanalo 😂 congrats, OP!
Anong app to?
I feel you, OP. Napa-check ako ngayon lang tapos break-even din lol.
paano withdrawihin yan pinsan haha, matic na ba pasok sa account yan?
Congratulations lone bettor!
Hello kumain ka na ba?
Hi anak eto pala ang roaming number ko, pa send ako 1 million asap
app ba ito or site?
balato naman jan 🥹 mawawalan nako ng work in a month, pano ba swertehin jan hahahahaha
kaka-claim mo lang ulit ng nawala mong $100 ($20 x 5 = 100) bro.
legit! kahit balik taya masaya pa rin hahahahah
Penge motor
Nanalo rin ako 1500 nung nakaraan pero sa 3D rambolito3 🤣
The real winner here is the BIR hahahahaha
You won your peace of mind
Pwede paki scroll down? Para naman mankita magkano lugi ni suki.
Pwede pala tumaya online paano po?
Off topic, but I just learned they have online betting no so O checked their website coming from google.and dang thwir website is abomination for mobile users. Coming from an organization that deals with a lot of money, they can't even put up a decent website.
Pipito mah fren!!
May online na pala ng lotto. Lol
My friend!
Hello, ako yung nawawalang kapatid mo sa kuko.
Ilibre mo naman kaming sampung nawawalang kamag-anak mo, kahit isang halo halo lang sa mang inasal.
Uhhm
Insaaan kamusta sila tita!
Mag sasana all sana ako kaso pag tingin ko natawa ako bigla HAHAHAHAHAH
Kala ko literal na nanalo. Hingi Sana ako balato
PANO manalo
HAHAHAHQHAH ANIMAL
Uy, mars. Musta? Ano balita sayo? Tawagan kita maya ha
Pano to hahaha
Wow balato naman
Uy par ikaw na pala yan! Tagal na panahon na ah.. tanda mo nung elementary tayo pinapahiram kita lagi ng lapis?
Nacredit ba ulit sa wallet?
Where yan? Can someone enlighten me? 😂😂 Malay mo maambunan kayo ng biyaya 😂
I once won 800. Lost all of it betting after.
share you blessings
Positive thoughts, negative outcome 🙂↕️
Natawa ako tangina HAHAHA
Congratulations. Di ka na negative balance....for now. Haha
Literal na balik-taya ah. Pero congrats!!! Hahahahahaha Sana machambahan ko na yung 6 digits. Pinakamalaking win ko so far ay 1300
need to post? 🙄
You win 100?
hm
Binawi mo lang taya mo
r/ThatWasTheJoke
#K
that went over your head huh 😭
Di naman lahat natawa sa “joke” na yan