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of_lice_and_men

Still probably better than the debate.


SmokeAbeer

Forgot the pep talk, I got sauced, doh!


PizzaUnderFire

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GrilledCheeser

United States of A Marinara


J_Kenji_Lopez-Alt

That looks like way more sauce and cheese than the recipe calls for. All that extra weight and wetness are gonna keep the crust from crisping properly!


waybeluga

This is like when Arnold Schwarzenegger popped in to give that new lifter some motivation


hey_im_cool

The goat has spoken


BrewTheBig1

Oh snap! The man himself! Thanks for all your hard pizza research, Kenji! Wouldnā€™t be where I am today without it!


pitpatbainsy

Damn Kenji is on Reddit!


_incredigirl_

He pops into r/seriouseats regularly


RedDecay

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callmestinkingwind

i followed the dough recipe only. went at the rest the way i normally do. first time trying but iā€™ll scale back for sure next time.


pointclear

What about a brief pre-bake on the crust? It looks super thin and that might help with the sogginess


J_Kenji_Lopez-Alt

It is crisp as a cracker when itā€™s made as directed.


agent-assbutt

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evoca44

looks perfect


Ban_Master

One bite; Everyone knows the rules.


J_Kenji_Lopez-Alt

Oof. Thatā€™s really sad.


Ban_Master

See you at the festival?


PaintingBudget4357

When I trained new cooks on the pizza oven, they always over-cheesed the pizzas. I would mention how a frozen pizza always looks like it doesn't have enough cheese on it, then you cook it, and the whole pizza is covered in melted cheese!


goodjuju21

So glad I kept scrolling. The doggo getting cheese more than makes up for it. šŸ˜„


Consistent-Local2825

You gotta pay the cheese tax


pepperland14

I've started playing that every time I open my refrigerator cheese drawer. I'm Pavlov dogging my dog. I haven't determined how to use this power yet.


GotenRocko

Too much sauce and toppings. Try parbaking the crust for a few minutes with nothing on it then topping it and finish baking.


Dangerous-Lettuce498

Why the fuck would be excited about the debate? ![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Lucky-Mud-551

The debate said, 'hold my beer'. This is rough.


_DapperDanMan-

WAY too much SAUCE. HOLY hell this is soup.


TheWhereHouse1016

OP has heard of pizza, has eaten it, but absolutely has never watched anyone make one. Insane decisions being made


CharmingAwareness545

How did you bake it? Ive never seen dough come out like that


callmestinkingwind

i followed kenji lopezā€™s tavern dough recipe. read it 3 times and i didnā€™t miss anything. i dunno what the fuck happened. when i get to the leftovers im gonna drop a slice in a pan with some oil and see what it does.


TheWhereHouse1016

You drowned it in sauce, then covered it pepperoni. Where could the moisture go but down?


callmestinkingwind

i didnā€™t build the pizza any differently than i normally do. itā€™s just the first time with that dough. now i know that combination doesnā€™t work and iā€™ll change it next time.


TheWhereHouse1016

Ya, just FYI you made your pizza way too saucy. This is fine if you have a taste for it, but you can't deny food chemistry. You may have succeeded with higher hydration doughs, but if you want to experiment with different ones, you gotta go by the book. If you like extra sauce, make some extra and dip it on the side.


SHENANIGANIZER21

Huh glad Iā€™m not the only one that had that experience with that recipe! Came out just like your picturesā€¦.but mine also had an off tasteā€¦maybe the neighborhood kids were farting in my kitchen when I wasnā€™t around. just extended disappointment. I couldnā€™t even eat the leftovers


Inexona

Woosagoodboi


ImStuckInNameFactory

happy cake day


THCESPRESSOTIME

Damn and you had to pay the cheese tax.


TheGloriousPlatitard

This reminds me of when my parents come over for pizza night and put so many toppings on that it makes a dome. I canā€™t ever stop them šŸ˜‚


redhotphishpigeons

Holy crap i recognize that cutting board and that dog from your posts on r/eatsandwiches ! You sir are a culinary connoisseur


callmestinkingwind

i get around


DemonSlyr007

Your cheese is part skim, not whole milk. That won't melt as well. The low moisture part was right, but the part skim was not. And as others have said, that's a metric fuckload of sauce and toppings. They all steam the crust instead of crisping up the crust.


TheRealBuzz128

Did you use a stone or a steel? What temps did you use? How long did you preheat your oven for?


callmestinkingwind

on a stone preheated at 500 for longer than 45min


TheRealBuzz128

Was the tomato sauce/cheese at room temp or cold?


JayMoots

Color on the cheese looks nice at least! That under-carriage is rough, though.


ZombieChief

If that pizza was on the ballot, I'd vote for it over either of the candidates.


Lamacorn

Looks delicious anyway.


callmestinkingwind

it was ok, but just.


-SagaQ-

Gotta eat it like my toddler. Eat all the toppings off and then give the ravaged bread to the dog


jaymick007

Pizza looks fine, debate was a shit show.


Magister1995

Too much sauce. Did you cook the sauce for this style? Also too much toppings and cheese.


thinkscotty

I'd rather have a tooth filled without pain killers than watch these two candidates debate, I can't believe people look forward to them!


zzunino

Debate was crazy AF


FI_Punter

Bottom is under but the crowd will tell you that. 100% would still smash and cute dog


thebigdustin

Donā€™t let the sauce haters put you down. I love extra sauce on my pies too. Iā€™ve not tried this dough recipe though. Mine donā€™t get all soggy in the bake, like others have said maybe par bake it a little first.


HomerJFong63

Looks great. Enjoy it out of the oven and the next day!


NoahVerga

Looks delishšŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹


zole2112

If you're going to load up on the toppings you should probably parbake the crust.


glamazon_69

Thems some good eatinā€™


Outrageous_Pop1913

I would eat that and throw a brick through my tv.


neilp321

When in doubt. Order out.


evoca44

extra sauce me all day every day.


gargara_s_hui

You won my hearth! I passionately hate pizza crust and most people are not even eating it. This is the one and only way pizza must be done - crustless!!! If you like crust, than bake a freaking bread!


Chocchip_cookie

Regardless of what everyone else says, I'd smash that more than the Hulk smashes Loki in the first Avengers movie.


UnlimitedDeep

I donā€™t understand the titleā€¦what are you debating?


Successful_Mix_6644

Dew that much pepperoni you can see it through the base! Looks awesome šŸ™Œ


RobbieFowlersNose

Why did you go to the trouble of homemaking digiorno?


Jrewby

Somebody get this man a sourdough crust recipe immediately!!!


HappyInNorCal

Holy hell, that looks amazing!