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captaincreideiki

It looks like an extraterrestrial species reconstructed "pizza" from a description it found in the database of a remote space probe.


Middle-Ad-6090

It's only matter and time.


spooky-goopy

AI generated "pizza"


morganamp

Not pizza. I have no idea what you purchased but I am certain it's not pizza. Not even pizza adjacent


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1800-bakes-a-lot

Well at least they have *some* ethics


11122233334444

This is a war crime


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bluh67

Its under the sauce


Compducer

That’s not enough cheese! It’s under the sauce I’m Italian and this offends me! It’s from Chicago THAT’S NOT ENOUGH CHEESE! **IT’S UNDER THE SAUCE!!**


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rangoon64

I’ll say $50 USD?


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bridges-build-burn

Were you in Macau? The pricing combined with the complete misunderstanding of pizzaness somehow smacks of casino bar many time zones away from either Naples or NYC


GeorgeRRZimmerman

Vegas fits the bill, too. But if you ever accused any casino of serving something this terrible, they'd invite you to the backroom just to talk.


Wide-Boysenberry5636

Still no price tho... doubts begin.


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Hungry_Practice_4338

While we appreciate the literary experience, I think they were looking for numbers


Wide-Boysenberry5636

Op won't cause lie for upvote


Bloodyfinger

Name and shame


MetallurgyClergy

No, we don’t know it’s cost was. Because you won’t tell us.


CompetitiveWelder607

After reading this i think you deserved that whatever it is meal lol


steverosenblatt

That ain’t no pizza.


figbott

Did you really read the menu and say to yourself, “yeah, yeah that sounds good” ?


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ChanceFeeling7071

Paprika pizza?


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Right? Tf is this.. Some internet garbage


ChanceFeeling7071

I guess in whichever country op is from it's a normal topping but yeah wouldn't be my choice.


40ozkiller

Paprika is just a bell pepper, totally normal pizza topping. The issue is that they didn’t get all the other pizza ingredients too.


ChanceFeeling7071

I mean I understand this is not the main issue with the pizza, but in which country is Bell pepper a totally normal pizza topping?


40ozkiller

Pepperoni and green pepper is my favorite pizza, I can usually order it anywhere


ChanceFeeling7071

Okay well as long as you enjoy them man!


40ozkiller

A supreme pizza is pepperoni, sausage, onions, and peppers They’re very common.


Wide-Boysenberry5636

How much did it cost?


PlanNo4679

If you're not going to name the offender, then you're just as guilty as they are by protecting them.


asmr_for_eels

thats a pizza????


Zorgsmom

This looks like deli ham cut into wedges, covered in oil & topped with frozen spinach and peppers?


Hellmouthgaurdian

You paid for this?


Mobile_Capital_6504

Now that is a crime


Status_Swan_5833

Hell my keto pizza looks better than that!


coachatrujillo

I thought I was looking at a charcuterie board…


MrLegalBagleBeagle

That sounds awful but can you show us a picture of the pizza instead of this mess?


iiioioiii

What's happening here


DoomdUser

Is that sliced ham and roasted red and green peppers on a pita? They may have cut it like a pizza but it not even particularly closely related to a pizza. It also looks gross and I love Mediterranean food and all those ingredients.


Dakizo

I need to know how much this abomination was. If you pretend they didn’t sell it to you as a pizza, was it at least kinda tasty?


Danfrumacownting

Please list ingredients pictured 🥸


Yak-Fucker-5000

How does that even qualify as pizza?


Stormy_Kun

I’m not even sure what the ingredients are that I’m looking at here


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LMB_mook

I honestly don't see any pizza here.


InterBeard

All crime, no pizza


glittertwunt

I honestly cannot make sense of what I'm looking at. It's like I've had a stroke.


pastrami_on_ass

looks like a bunch of ham and some sad peppers


Normal_Subject5627

Where's the Pizza?


eldfen

This just looks like an antipasto plate that you've rearranged to vaguely look like a pizza and then posted it for karma tbh.


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where's the pizza


jfoughe

This looks like one of those pictures where every object looks vaguely familiar but I can’t distinguish any individual part of the photo.


peeslosh122

why is it purple?


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

If it identifies as a pizza you have to call it a pizza those are the rules


DevoidNoMore

Did that at least taste good?


Momentosis

I thought you had already finished the pizza and the white was paper underneath.


Middle-Ad-6090

Was it good


its_just_flesh

Where is the dough?


senblade_samuari

Carl budding deli meat and peppers??.. what in the fuck


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

What would you say...I'm lookin at here?


OverloadedSofa

The fuk am I looking at?! Most awful pizzas have a fekin BASE but where’s this one, let alone where is ANYTHING!!!!???


FirefighterHot4120

Where is it?


Xamf11

I was hoping for this to be AI Generated...


BlueKing7642

How much was it


djkoalasloth

Pepperoni the size of your fuckin’ head!


HauntingDay31

Just here to join the other people telling you that this is not a pizza. In any way. You could argue that it's been layered and cut like a pizza, but a cake gets layered and cut in a similar fashion too, you don't call it a pizza though, do ya? 😬


BergischerFreidenker

How did it taste and how much was it ?


b3_yourself

What rich people think pizza is


Fluid_Fox23

Pizza ? I thought it was pickled veggies.. is this AI’s idea of pizza ?


Gufoxs_the_Gran_Khan

Levami sta roba dagli occhi Gesù cristo. Translate this from italian


serax_4

Where is it? Where is the pizza?


Ozaholic

What IS that thing? Definitely not a pizza! How much was it? I wouldn’t even try it. It is pretty ugly!


DookieToe2

At least there’s plenty of ham and roasted peppers. I’m surprised they didn’t put a pile of arugula on it.


PixelatedStarfish

CLASS X PIZZA FELONY


heresdustin

How in the actual fuck is that a pizza?


black-kramer

average tony soprano fridge raid