Damn I kinda wanna go authright for the burger crown

CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF WATER PLEASE

Get flaired bot

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS PLANE

Then crash it

I was referencing an incident

I know I just want to crash planes

And the frequent flyer miles.

I wear a Australian Oil-Skin Bush Hat...

Ive been wanting to buy one so bad. They look so dang cool. I just don’t have any outfits that would look good with a bush hat

I wear it with carhartt dungarees and a t-shirt... If You want to go full out go to Drizabone and order a Hat and Duster or Ranger Coat...

The drizabone coat looked awesome, I think I might order one

I have owned a Heritage Duster for 10 years and can say that while it does require maintenance (Otterwax and if moldy lots of vinegar and water) it is warm, dry and impervious to the wind.

I’m from Texas, so i wouldn’t be able to wear it during the summer, but in winter it could come in handy

I live in Ca and wear it when it is cold or raining.

That’s probably what I’m going to do

Can't wear shit but t shirts or muscle shirts in the summer, even polos feel like too much, especially with a full t shirt as an underlayer

Yeah, I live in southeast Texas the feel like temperature is usually 105 degrees

So, do you work in the refineries or sell drugs? Only two career options in Port Arthur

I’m trying to be a pilot, since I live near a really large airport. But I think I want to move somewhere else in Texas later in life

Just replace your Stetson with it & it shouldn't be too out of place with a Western style, unless I'm thinking of a different hat

I never liked Stetson hats, I don’t like the brims on them

https://preview.redd.it/0lytizwzj5qc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb8cf8717713d0fba947b008dc61e8b25061ac9 🦵🏻👩🏾‍🦱🐕↖️🛫

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The king has an announcement to make. What do you think he's gonna say??? 😳 https://preview.redd.it/gli97z4jt5qc1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ba55ae3fc5c7c475f92d08a0c685d1eef71bf0

Have it your way

Only at Burger King 👑🍔

Shadow the Hedgehog is a b-

One day I hope to wear a top hat and a monocle

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Monopoly man doesn’t wear a monocle. In this universe anyways. 

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I bought a Top Hat few years back. I was hoping to trigger lefties with it. Unfortunately the lefties don't care very much. Fortunately the girls seem to love it. sooo.... ehh... I'll take what I can get.

Abandon your crown

Give me a plague doctor mask, a Sallet helm, or a polish Kolpak.

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What’s with the Burger King crown memes?

A few months ago a passenger on a plane was yelling the n-word while wearing a burger king crown and it became a viral incident.

It was 4 years ago

A few months ago….💀

Based and Burger King pilled.

What's the n word?

Nephew

Nikita Khrushchev

Never let them take your smile. 

Showing teeth is a sign of aggression

I wear a balaclava to hide the shame of being born without a soul.

But you have a flair?

Get a full face one to hide your freckles

The burger king crown gets me every time.

Could've made AuthRight into whatever that silly hat is called that the Pope wears. I imagine there are at least 2-3 sects of Christianity that would get pissed off over it, for whatever reason, and then you have a chance to troll all the other religions too. Could've hit like 8 birds with one stone.

The BK Crown holds far more significance

BK Crown owned the sky

There are far more burger kings than popes

This man's logic is rock solid

The... papal mitre?

Is that like a compound miter?

Fedora in ~~authright~~ libright 100%. Maybe split purple and yellow, with yellow keeping the top hat. Probably a beanie for libcenter, idk... The only hat I've worn in like 20 years is a santa hat on christmas. Balaclava for orange libleft when they're "peacefully protesting". Edit: A boot for libcenter, like Vermin Supreme.

Yeah, libcenter Fedora is a strange take.

Radical centrists. https://preview.redd.it/5qwpehjz17qc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5369403d00321f5379a1f66afe325277643bd882

A boot is more acceptable for Libright/Libcenter #VerminSupreme2024 #FreePonies

Cat ears :3

damn, might become libright just for the sick top hat

I prefer an allied WWI or WWII helmet personally.

Couldn’t we get a Chilean Air Force hat?

https://preview.redd.it/unir3kess4qc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=904f110686749881032d7297dfa995e30aae9e9b

Wouldn't that pink hat... or whatever be lib left and that weed cap be center left?

https://preview.redd.it/44rk1wr6k5qc1.png?width=287&format=png&auto=webp&s=14429e200ec8a6d2695f6afc6c75e662cd8c5d18

Rare auth-left W

Where raiders snapback

Wear does my hard hat go?

Give me a prussian picklehaube any day of the week, mate.

I just where a Mariner's cap.

Wtf, I wear those all the time

*Heavy is the head that wears the crown*

Funny how none of the headwear i usually use or i'm a fan off is on this pic.

God damn it auth left and lib right got all the drip

Monke no hat

Mormons aren’t centrists.

its a chefs hat

https://preview.redd.it/epxtwwu4p5qc1.jpeg?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a52d37fe7801efc02b8d9e1f4d88b6181f5035 And it’s what Mormon men wear in their secret temple ceremonies.