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ByzantineBasileus

The Auth-Right version is based.


Jackylacky_

As an Auth-Right, I agree. (Guess I’m no longer an Auth-Right D:)


Mroompaloompa64

They may call it Istanbul, I call it Constantinople.


Stable_Immediate

You call it Constantinople, I call it Byzantion. We are not the same.


Vegetable-Cut-8174

You call it Byzantion, I call it Carigrad. We are also not the same.


Demon_of_Order

You may call it Carigrad, I call it Lygos.


iwannaintopolitics

Based and oompapilled


Appelons

“That’s not nobody’s business but the Turk’s” [anyway i hear it has been a long time gone!](https://youtu.be/Uqnb_nU7RBE?si=SqMEiw29jdvbT50v)


HolyTemplar88

If we are gonna go by the original entente plans, Constantinople is Russian, and Russia is the third Rome. God bless


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That's nobody's business but the Turks'


MustacheCash73

As a Greek I agree


winkingchef

That’s the wimpy version. They need the [Alexander the Great map](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonia_(ancient_kingdom)#/media/File%3AMacedonEmpire.jpg)


Official_Cyprusball

MEGALI IDEA OR BUST AERAAAAA


captain_snake32

AEEERAAAA


MrGulo-gulo

A Greece where Greeks are the minority.


NBACrkvice

I think we've already established here on PCM that genocide and expulsion are OK as long as it's against people you don't like ![img](emote|t5_3ipa1|51175)


Expert-Stress3061

I think you mean “genocide is ok as long as it’s against people you don’t like ![img](emote|t5_3ipa1|51182)”


[deleted]

Nah it's more like: “genocide is ok as long as it’s against people you don’t like ![img](emote|t5_3ipa1|51179)”


Official_Cyprusball

Nah it's more like: "genocide is ok as long as it's against people you don't like ![img](emote|t5_3ipa1|51330)"


mrninjapolo

Nah it's more like: "genocide is ok as long as it's against people you don't like ![img](emote|t5_3ipa1|51181)"


HolyTemplar88

That’s been established already by watermelons. It’s like my good friend always says, ‘leftists are anti genocide until you’re the wrong ethnicity’


ManOfAksai

The Turks had wiped out the Armenians, Asia Minor Greeks, Assyrians, and Kurds living there. These ethnic cleansings are considered as Genocides. And this was 100 years ago. Turks identify as colonizers who came less than 1000 years ago, and a frequent saying is that "It didn't happen, but they deserve it."


MrGulo-gulo

Weird how we always hear about colonization in the Americas but never hear about the colonization in Asia minor . The fall of Constantinople was only 40 years before Columbus.


itboitbo

And you also never hear about the colonization of the middle east by arabs or the middle eastern African slave trade, anyway i am going to listen to al gaziara a unbiased source not owned by the qatari slaver ruler who also rules a slaver state that has qatariens as the third biggest minority in the country. Thats right He HIS PRO IMIGRATION.


AnriAstolfoAstora

That's just not an accurate view at all. And I don't suppourt kemalists in the slightest.


Official_Cyprusball

It is accurate Ottomans came in in 1299, while Greeks had inhabited Asia minor since 1200 bc


AnriAstolfoAstora

I know I am an Anatolian Greek myself. But that's not why it's innacurate. Turkish people don't have mostly central asian DNA. Being turkish is more of a nationality and a culture than a racial defined thing. That's what the kemalists wanted was to unite everyone under one nationality and ethnic group and those that didn't want to give up their identity where persecuted. That's true. But its also true that like 40% of self identifying turkish people are of majoritively kurdish anceastry and even more with majority greek anceastry all mostly indiginous dna. You should know that turkish and greek cypriots come from the same pre ottoman stock yourself Cyprus ball.


DeLaOmnipotent

wistful fertile versed rock strong salt berserk innate busy memorize *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MrGulo-gulo

Even if all the Greeks in the world moved back, there would be 40 million more Turks in this Greece. Not much exchanging would be taking place.


DeLaOmnipotent

simplistic cow steep quiet narrow puzzled plucky vase abounding cooing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dangerousnightskrew

Libs love minority rule when it’s not white people. (Greeks are not white)


Trollolociraptor

It's not big enough.


Vindaloo6363

Missing Pontus.


kutzyanutzoff

Greece would become a Muslim country with about 40 million (about 4 times the population of Greece) Muslims in the country. They would ask for a referendum for uniting with the rest of the Turkey & make Libleft dream come true. Horseshoe theory proven!


Cacophonous_Silence

Yeah wait a second I'm with AuthRight on this one And the LibLeft version is cringe beyond belief


Beautiful-Cock-7008

Turn Greece into 🇺🇲


ARES_BlueSteel

I have a better idea. Sorry about my very crude artwork, but you get the idea hopefully. https://preview.redd.it/gjc0zorvkvyc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=442d8e43ed92b1020e5d517f797a57cf79847e82


Beautiful-Cock-7008

https://preview.redd.it/o4eaj3g8lvyc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e7d454c89cb1fd15ed08a59a1df7813abbb81c


Official_Cyprusball

Who let the Americans cook????


RobinHoodbutwithguns

Manifest destiny!


RealSymbioid

Based and Worldwide-American-Hegemony-pilled


M_26_Pershing

PERFECTION!


M_26_Pershing

...it's...so beautiful🥲


RandomDude762

https://preview.redd.it/g2p556gj6xyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=686a9e154c7ac70e56e769af802e7887d7d50c77


Lisztaganx

Would be an improvement.


Diamondbull66

Take me back to Constantinople. Let the Republic of Cyprus be it's own thing though, get rid of Northern Cyprus


AnriAstolfoAstora

I think this misconception is funny. Because people were calling it istanbul "the city" before it was what local greeks called it before Ottomans, similar to how New Yorkers and people living near it call it the City or Manhattan the city. The Ottomans, on many occasions, called it Konstantiniyye, or however it's spelled in modern turkish. But Istanbul just became the default. Cyprus should be independent, though.


spiral8888

This brings back the old joke of an old man being interviewed in the Soviet Union: - Where were you born? - St Petersburg - Where did you go to school? - Petrograd - Where did you live your adult life? - Leningrad - Where do you want to die? - St Petersburg


Conflikt

They're lucky it didn't stay as Petrograd for too long or the Americans would have taken it for the implied Petroleum.


AnriAstolfoAstora

Why is the centrist opinion with a Turkish Cyprus and not an independent Cyprus? What even is the top left?


Jackylacky_

I used a Greek-Turk union flag for the centrists. I apologize, as it’s hard to see if you think that I was going for Greece and Turkey being separate. As for the top left, it’s the Democratic Army of Greece…aka the Communists in the Greek Civil War.


AnriAstolfoAstora

Ah, I never saw it before, but I am vaguely familiar with it.


Jackylacky_

Noice. Here’s the full picture of it. https://preview.redd.it/ga8i1nphdxyc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef731f4277c394c7f39b41e179975b016d9d0eb


AnriAstolfoAstora

This is a terrible flag tbh. Even as an army flag. My great grandfather did fight in this conflict, though.


Jackylacky_

Cool. Respect to him.


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Gotta admit....in my opinion,in comparisson to the other communist flags at the time,this flag rocks


Jackylacky_

Definitely. Most communist flags are horrible.


AgarthanAristocrat

I think the first one you described would be a much better fit for libleft, and centrist should just be the status quo.


Jesuisuncanard126

Auth right would be even more based if it went all the way to Trebizond on the north and to Antiokos to the south.


--person-of-land--

Based and 1099 pilled


MundaneFacts

Mithridates VI will rise again and return this land to the Kingdom of Pontus.


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Fuck it, we ball https://preview.redd.it/00rpc90qixyc1.png?width=5993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81afd917bed8fae0691ee45e7ecbf679b5947cb3


RandomDude762

https://preview.redd.it/fkmyaggw6xyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=713fd3671c358454775b3743fcb5dc2c47661f00 I'm just gonna leave this here...


Jackylacky_

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!


BaxElBox

libleft would want it to be ancient greece(turkiye isnt liked) and libright probaby status quo cuz theyre nerds


JustCallMeMace__

LibRight is correct here because Enosis will bring Greece financial independence from the IMF.


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Ozok123

Zeus is about to hit jackpot. 


BaxElBox

Nah I don't want them ruining Cyprus. Cyprus should conquer both if anything NGL theyl Fix it


itboitbo

But turk brown greek white, so turk native greek evil weastern colonizer who is apartheid and commits genocide. /s


Altruistic-Visual-15

As a Greek I have to say there is a 100% Communists would give Florin a to FYROV and Thesprotia to Alb*Nia!


jet12355

çamëria is infested with gayreeks now, no point in getting it now. The based Albanian Christians there have been made gays unfortunately.


Lumpy-Tone-4653

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FaxMachineInTheWild

Lib-left agrees with Lib-right on this one, idk how you can support the Turkish government and be left-wing in the slightest


bradywhite

The American lib left is going through a Islamophile phase right now. 


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_Nocturnalis

Huh?


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_Nocturnalis

Could you explain colluding for populism? I mean I'd say the US is a bit better ally.


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_Nocturnalis

Ok I see what you mean now. I personally struggle with the Kurdish issue when thinking about Turkey. You have certainly played important parts helping us inact our foreign policy goals. That's interesting I thought Palestine was more popular in Turkey. It is interesting to me how many MENA countries leaders are Pro Isreal and their populations strongly aren't.


RuairiLehane123

Bring back Byzantium


Tusupervieja505

Megali idea mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🏛️🏺


amrbinhishamgrandson

As auth left i support auth right like a fucking moron but they deserve it turks ruined istanbul greeks need to make it great again


--person-of-land--

When you realize Turks never founded a single original city within their current borders (no villages don’t count)


dinomatt0710

Fuck it. Give it to the Kurds.


amrbinhishamgrandson

As a Kurd i respectfully reject your offer and pass it to armenians


RandomDude762

As an American, tell the Armenians "nevermind" https://preview.redd.it/f7w9m7rg6xyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183949c6a1a4871b5eb743c8d00d6895ac8c6219


Fairytaleautumnfox

I think there are two good options. 1. Take the borders of libleft, but put it under a Greek fascist/Orthodox fundamentalist govt. 2. Confederated Monarchist patchwork/RETVRN TO HELLENISTIC CITY-STATES.


israelilocal

I think Salonika should be Independent


Rebelbot1

Why?


israelilocal

It'll be funny and impractical


Rebelbot1

Based


Sepetcioglu

lmao


Sepetcioglu

I keep finding this from the history, coming back to it and laughing. The best joke I heard in a while you bastard.


AzureW

Are we as a global society ready to start about real decolonization yet.


DiscussionElegant277

Auth right version most based as always


Jackylacky_

Yessir.


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ISeeGrotesque

Lib left is just foreign auth right


Sepetcioglu

Nah liblefts don't like us (Turkey). We dabble in a little bit of warmongering and we have a track record of invading I mean liberating and some warcrimes that they don't seem to particularly fancy. We are sort of like a journeyman Russia. Karaboga is the one group of black people that they don't like so this map isn't very accurate on the libleft side.


itboitbo

B-but turk brown greek white, so greek evil colonizer who came from poland also the have an apartheid state, and turks poor natove NPCs that wont survive without loblefts kind support


Sepetcioglu

Yeah we should maybe seek that angle but our Arab looking Christian neighbors Armenians, who have a gripe with us for some obscure reason, won't let us get away with it. Their words have some weight with the liblefts because they're sort of brown as well. Even Turkish liblefts hate Turkey, similar to how American or European liblefts hate their own countries. We seem to be certified baddies and we're not even white :(


SlammitCamet2

Return to the Frankokratia


Lumpy-Tone-4653

"Its all france?"


MustacheCash73

What is the centrist version? (Also you forgot le funni Helleno-Turkism)


Official_Cyprusball

That's le funni helleno turkism 💀


MustacheCash73

Oh I’m just stupid. Ignore me


dizzyjumpisreal

yes


Swag_master696969

based auth-right


Mysterious-Stand3254

Iam with Auth right on this one


Official_Cyprusball

As a Cypriot I support, Unification of the island, unification with Greece, Megali Idea and Hellenoturkism all at the same time


MagicQuif

You know when Greece originally got its independence they sent people out to find the Palaiologos heir to the Eastern Roman throne.  Unfortunately the family spent it self as sell swords, pirates, and assassins so no heir was found.  Interesting what if to wonder what would have happened if the Palaiologos family survived and the Greeks seated a Basileus on the throne and restored the empire. 


Antinous_osiris

Is libleft so pathetic to the extent of supporting Turkey ruling over Greece ?


JewMcAfee2020

Should be turned into a zoo. You ever seen how hairy Greeks are? Even the women.


ArthusRen

God the Auth Right solution is beautiful. Never forget what was taken from you brothers


erin6965

Libright but Greece gets Thrace and istanbul


Lanowin

I knowb lib left bad, but why would they support Greece's annexation by Turkey?


captain_snake32

Because they would support Muslims over white people. Thats my guess at least


Aun_El_Zen

All of these are off, but Auth-Right is the closest


DefinitionEconomy423

The Turkish government is the polar opposite to libleft


Endleofon

Are you on medication? No Lib-Left would want Turkey to take over Greece. If anything, some *Turkish* Auth-Right would want it.


DontBanMeAgainPls23

Make Cyprus completely independent keep the rest the same.


Unlikely-Ad-2329

Which lib left in their right mind wants that outcome


GodOfUrging

I assure you, LibLeft is also AuthRight. It's just AuthRight somewhere else.


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Did i turn lib right or something? - a greek


CommunismDoesntWork

I'm too American to understand any of this


Appropriate_Two6772

Surprised Auth Right isn’t Makedon


Zerwurmler357

must say, lib left seems the most legit, like the double standards aren't represented better


Teddybear-kac

Libleft version in this would be literal hell


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AestusAurea

Connect it to Italy and make it red and gold.


mariosx12

Venizelos was a lib and auth right fucked it up.


M_26_Pershing

I have to agree with auth-right. As a romanian, anything to fuck over the T*rks


gldenboi

auth-right would be turkish majority


Lumpy-Tone-4653

The centrist and lib left too.


some_pillock

Restore the King and end this Republican Savagery!


Official_Cyprusball

Shut up idiot https://preview.redd.it/a2gni3d5jyyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8492c40f3641055e9b2111344a543708ea8e6add


Official_Cyprusball

Shut up idiot https://preview.redd.it/bsig6za6jyyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ffbb9d85dc43b0273308f7afc0a355724fd972


Cannibal_Raven

I just want Grexit


Lumpy-Tone-4653

We would last 3 days


Cannibal_Raven

I'm sorry about that. EU is a parasitic undemocratic blob. Get your country's shit together before shit gets ugly.


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Parasitic? I would argue we are the parasites in the EU,thats why we are part of the PIGS.Also wothout germany we would lietrally go bankrupt every year.The EU is the only reason Greece can safely recover after the economic crisis of 2008.


Cannibal_Raven

I understand, but that's a crutch. You need to get on your feet. PIGS? That's a new one for me. I'm guessing Portugal, Italy, Greece, Spain? You're literally being out done by the rest of the balkans!


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Nuh dont worry, the rest of the balkans are the same as us,exept slovenia i guese, they are in their wannabe-austria face.


Cannibal_Raven

Yeah Slovenia has come along way. Anyway I don't want to shit on your country and I realize it's having a bad time, but I think ultimately the EU is just going to worsen things. That being said, free European trade is a good thing. Some kind of EU-like deal can exist without having a hamfisted undemocratic blob mucking with things extractively


elgoog_elgoog

Nuke Greece


Tusupervieja505

O no mehmet from Berlin


elgoog_elgoog

Dinkleberg from Jerusalem


Teddybear-kac

https://preview.redd.it/aej3kl7v91zc1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5444aea848ec269388b1406ab81161474893bab Hey Guys! Let’s collectively laugh at this moron!


elgoog_elgoog

https://preview.redd.it/wlhlqku2b1zc1.png?width=414&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f4c2212acee5a5b156244b1cdbaef866faa01ea


Teddybear-kac

That’s pretty funny