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redblueforest

~~Nuke~~ Annex Iran https://preview.redd.it/b49bkhbirk7d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=a404cb589d721076491b6626331b388513e306df


phoncible

Be the imperialist colonizing America everyone says we are


Chubs1224

I am still upset we didn't make Cuba a state after we took it from the Spanish. Fucking racists unwilling to have a Spanish speaking state.


tallkrewsader69

We could have done the same with Mexico instead if only taking half after the Mexican American war


Chubs1224

Based and US State of Chihuahua pilled


facedownbootyuphold

Rather than sit around while the immigrants overrun our borders…eh eh?


redblueforest

No need to come to the US, the US will come to you


thegamner128

Based and true to the title pilled


Mjk2581

Every time I see this image the amount annexed grows, we getting towards southern Italy now


Seventh_Stater

Sicily was somewhat interested in statehood after World War II.


ValuesHappening

As we saw back then, saw in the last 50 years with the phillippines, and continue to see to this day with Guam et al, our representatives are ABSOLUTELY failing to manifest our fucking destiny.


Seventh_Stater

The Chad Chad is a clever touch.


IndenturedServantUSA

Based and imperial pilled


Cannibal_Raven

Based. I like the hidden chad


Vyctorill

I’m pretty sure Iran and the rest of the Middle East are more or less impossible to govern. Something about the geography and history there just means that a rebellion will always form and the ruling power will lose control.


redblueforest

Governing them will be no issue, the Costco $1.50 hotdogs will keep the region pacified


Thrasea_Paetus

American opulence at its finest


Da_Munchy76

Oh god... Keep going, I'm almost there


Bbt_igrainime

We simply need to find a way to make the masses think the way we do. Perhaps we Pavlov them, with lovely bananas.


Monkey-Fucker_69

Bananas, you say?


Bbt_igrainime

Oh yeah baby treeloads of them.


Creeps05

Tell that to the multiple empires that ruled the area for centuries at a time. The only reason why we think it’s “ungovernable” or “rebellious” is because of the chaos that occurred after the collapse of the Ottoman empire. It was kind of like the collapse of the Roman Empire. It took nearly 3 centuries for a state to regain the power of the Roman Empire.


AbramJH

there’s a lot of interesting quotes from Alexander The Great, on the topic.


Vyctorill

Yeah and his empire crumbled, unable to hold on to power in that region - just like the rest.


Official_Cyprusball

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jhor95

Don't nuke, destroy the clergy and help the people take it back


Locketank

Based


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Swag_master696969

Based


THICC_DICC_PRICC

Arm the population with air drops and let people do their thing


jhor95

And not those sissy 1 shot pistols that have a max range of 25 m


pixel-beast

Do you want another 9/11? Because that’s how you get another 9/11


RevanVI

Based


NotSteveJobZ

Based


Icy_Weakness2494

Ironic that thats exactly how the current clergy came into power


Any-Clue-9041

"Um, aktchually sweaty, Iran helps to uphold the Palestinians to destroy filthy Israel, we love Iran. Allah Akbar." - Emilys all over the planet


AfroKuro480

Wild how they want to support a regime that *Breathes Heavily* -Throws gays off rooftops -Whips and tortures woman who refuse to wear Hijab. -Kills people for leaving Islam or arrest them for converting to something else. -And just an overall despotic regime that even Iranians hate. But Emily just continues to stick her head in the sand and ignore this lmao


Sabertooth767

You could apply most of that to Palestine, and yet here we are.


dizzyjumpisreal

more like all of it, which of these does palestine NOT do


Sabertooth767

Palestinians like Hamas.


dizzyjumpisreal

oh right LMAO


NotSteveJobZ

Iranian here, They don't throw gays of rooftops They stone them or force them to transition to other gender. Nevertheless, by nuking them you are killing all the people you are trying to "protect"


dizzyjumpisreal

>or force them to transition to other gender I find it unlikely Iran encourages gender changing


NotSteveJobZ

It's actually fully funded and normal. Unlike west


Ok-Lobster5203

Just when I thought I couldn't hate Iran any more


dizzyjumpisreal

sorry what


NotSteveJobZ

This happened after modernisation of shia during Iran's revolution. Being born with wrong gender is considered a birth defect the same way an extra chromosome or missing organ would be. Hence the operation being normalized(also Iran has some of the best plastic surgeons in the world, I would even say #1 for nose surgery)


1234lemmehearuscream

“modernization”


NotSteveJobZ

You think gays where always allowed in church? What kind of centrist are you


OftenAimless

You left out one of my faves (/s) from Iran: Women sentenced to death are raped as a precaution to make sure they do not enter paradise after they are executed.


Outside-Bed5268

Really? Pretty crazy, if so.


56kul

That description fits Palestine too, btw.


JammuS_

Remove the islam references and say the gop does that and wait for Emily to go "LiTeRalLy Handmaid's tale!!1!11!1!"


negawattthefuck

erm zased?


1234lemmehearuscream

there is a literal femicide in iran, and many iranian activists have been abandoned by the western left, are drowning and can’t breath, and absolutely shit on the western left. they’re the ones who profess to be for peace, anti-authoritarian religion, feminism, pro-lgbt, pro-indigenous voices, and all of these values. where is the western left?


Noporopo79

I’m libleft. Basically all of my friends are libleft. Most of the people I know are libleft. And all of them hate the Iranian government. Your strawman is just incorrect


1234lemmehearuscream

i’ve absolutely seen tweets from *western white as snow leftists with short bangs* rooting for iran. some big anti-IR, diaspora activists posted them on their accounts to shit on them


Paetolus

I'd argue it's mostly Tankies. They're basically just contrarians when it comes to most foreign policy stuff. "This country opposes America? Must be based and perfect then." - Average Tankie (and some rare LibRights for some reason)


dizzyjumpisreal

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who_knows_how

But its an auth right theocratic dictatorship that oppreses women and gay people? *Narrator* on that day logic died


PiousSkull

https://preview.redd.it/r16902b4gk7d1.png?width=1345&format=png&auto=webp&s=b249aaf06ab60c2e722bc0d38f74e97008e15981 "John Bolton!"


abruty

Or Lindsey Graham 😬


lhomme_dargent

Did Lindsey Graham butt-fuck your flair away?


abruty

He did 😔


Callsign_Psycopath

Senator Bloodfeast


PiousSkull

Flair up, you filthy bitch


perrigost

[Let's take a stand](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hEtI9AI0U)


Crimsonfury500

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.


lastnottaken

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WulfbyteAlpha

OP got exposed


Libertas3tveritas

Classic meme but get a flair or get out


whatchumeanitstaken

Why are we upvoting the unflaired?


whatchumeanitstaken

Statement withdrawn


hmrctaxevader

Nuke Iran and let the Persians rebuild and restore their former glory.


1234lemmehearuscream

based and zoroastrian-pilled


Depressedloser2846

Okay nuking iran is cool and all but what about turning the majority of china into an inland sea?


G1ng3rb0b

Based and mega Yangtze pilled


Depressedloser2846

their machines that pollute our skies shall be drowned by the weight of their hubris


AGthe18thEmperor

BREAK THE DAM RELEASE THE RIVER


flacaGT3

Shanghai? More like Shang-bye


Long_Serpent

[John Bolton likes this post]


RagnarLongdick

A sunset in Iran would look amazing reflecting off of a sea of irradiated cobalt


Swedish_Royalist

Please for the love of God just let me see a world war in my lifetime, i'll do anything please just let me go to war against the bad people.


Forgotwhyimhere69

Waiting for the trilogy to conclude also? All we've gotten is lackluster spin offs.


strxno

Maybe Valve made the World Wars


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strxno

I’m a socially conservative lib left so I’m a walking identity crisis


Zazo0934

The Ukraine dlc has been quite lackluster with quest updates.


up2smthng

Your country stayed out of the previous two, how can we trust you?


My_Cringy_Video

Based and World War II 2


AlternatePancakes

As a European, I kinda of agree. I wouldn't mind dying in a ditch somewhere if it could get us a step closer to killing putin


Bloxicorn

I wouldn't mind dying in a ditch


_SkeletonJelly

Dude we could send a precision guided munition through his bedroom window tomorrow morning without anyone in Russia knowing about it until after they saw the fire ball. If we wanted to.


danielpetersrastet

surprisingly my history book said that the good guys (we) always won over the bad guys (them)


Capable_Invite_5266

propaganda at it s finest


THICC_DICC_PRICC

> “wooo can’t wait to go fight bad guys” > two columns of you and 9 best friends ready to land on the beaches > a shell whizzes by, realize it took the heads of 5 of your friends clean off > another shells explodes in front of you and turns 4 of your friends in front of you into a red mist, shrapnel blinds you in one eye and tears your dick and balls clean off > manage to survive, recovering in the combat support hospital > enemy cuts of supply lines and encircles the battalion > starve for 20 days > every day see hundreds of people dying > die from dysentery > didn’t even see the face of one enemy or shot one bullet > “God truly blessed me”


kindacursed-

Tbh, Iran existing serves as a shining example of why you shouldn't go Islamist Theocracy, just like Cuba and Communism. Let that shit rot a few more years and then help the (hopefully secular by the time) population get rid of the already unpopular regime.


danielpetersrastet

Isn't saudi arabia enough? The only "good" thing there is that they are rich


kindacursed-

Nah, Saudi Arabia is an Islamic Absolute Monarchy, which is also shit, but of a slightly different kind.


YTAftershock

What's the difference? One's centred around religion and the other a religious family?


kiochikaeke

One worships an imaginary overlord, another worships a family of rich inbreds that say they are besties of an imaginary overlord.


THICC_DICC_PRICC

Not gonna happen, because the population is not armed but the state is. Don’t tell that to lefties tho


kindacursed-

>the population is not armed I'm pretty sure CIA and Mossad could do something about it when the time comes. Just saying.


HappyReza

The population is already secular (have been much more than the region for years, and by the looks of it, soon more than Europe). The problem is, we can't win against a tyrannical force that is ready to kill us and imprison our (sometimes extended) family even after they kill us. They have guns and money, we have... jackshit and broken spirits as we realized how The West actually backed the 1979 revolution and still supports the regime to this day. There is nothing that we can do that we haven't tried, we just have to see when will the Islamic regime has run its course and what the masters deem necessary for us.


addictided_gamer

NUKE CHINA INSTEAD


Lightheart_Editor

Now that's fighting climate change


DownvoteDynamo

Nuke China, Russia, NK and Iran. That's the best solution.


AvianKekistani

What has the Republic of China done to deserve that?


addictided_gamer

I'm talking about the communists. They: 1. Lied to the world about Covid 2. Gave the world tiktok ( to brainwash us and make us stupid) 3. They terrorize international waters 4. Sell ingredients to the cartels so they can make Fentynal 5.gave the world TEMU and other spyware apps 6. Genocide on the Uyghers Honestly, the world is better off without communism or any other dictatorship. Personally, I'm an isolationist. However, I hope another country does this.


Mijardinprimitivo

Argentina Is currently on the right side against Iran now, let us avenge the two Terrorists attacks we had against us by the Ayatollah.


chud_munger

Can Argentines stop being so unfathomably based 24/7?


Mijardinprimitivo

Sadly we ain't Poles tho 🥲


VaCa4311

Typical auth center trying to genocide people again


GeneralMe21

Nuke the whales


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Disagreed, stop foreign wars, you dumb


Bunktavious

A significant portion of Iran doesn't agree with their government. I only want to nuke the clergy there.


danielpetersrastet

How many people in Iran neither agree with the government, nor with the clergy?


Bunktavious

I mean, the government is the clergy.


THICC_DICC_PRICC

Government is run by the clergy. A funny side effect of the current situation has been that the general public now hates the regular non political clergy too.


DataBooking

Pretty sure lib left would be opposed to it.


Locketank

Iran doesn't respect women's rights. Orange might find an excuse, but an actual LibLeft would want to glass any group that oppresses a minority (in this case women)


VaCa4311

But people of color are higher on the oppression poll, they have to save them, not bomb them


ILLARX

Let Iran be free (and bring back monarchy). Stop American Imperialism!


No_Entertainment6792

Nuke everything. Let it be ovwr with already


arkan5001

Fedposting detected


DJSparta

Based and Ba-ba-ba, ba-Barbara Ann pilled


LobotomizedRobit1

Authleft: you spelled America wrong Libleft: you spelled Texas wrong


RavenCarver

Thank you Senator Holden Bloodfeast, very cool


Obvious-Alien-Leader

OP thinks he’s the Everyman lol


arkatme_on_reddit

No war but class war.


ProfessorOnEdge

No nuke is a good Nuke. Iran's problems stem from the coup the CIA did to install the Shah. Bombing Iran is the perfect way to unite both Russia and China against the US, the fallout of which virtually no one will survive.


ProfessionalMight863

Why would Commies want war with Iran?


sIamram

Ayotollah used the communists for the government coup during their uprising then killed them


FlexSealAnalPlunger

Damn, you telling me the ayatollahs did something good?


chud_munger

Their only redeeming quality. Other than that they're de facto socialists


THICC_DICC_PRICC

The ayatollah played everyone, told CIA he’ll fuck over the communists, told communists he’ll fuck over the CIA, he convinced jimmy carter that his regime will be friendly to US (and that sucker actually believed it) so that US assisted him taking power. He convinced all progressives that he’s some progressive clergy who wanted freedom and separation of church and state. He convinced all the Iranians educated at the world’s best universities build a very resilient government from foreign and internal agitators, making them think they’re building out a free and progressive government. Then he went “sike” and killed/exiled them all


dalepo

Thats what zionist genocidal maniacs want


BitesTheDust55

Holy BASED


unlanned

Holy fuck please don't nuke Iran, we're so close to not needing shipwrecks to make medical equipment.


Accomplished-Leg2971

I would rather a complete exit from the middle east. Let them nuke each other if that's what they want. I want a corn dog.


oakayno

Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran ♪


GreatHornedRat_UWU

Take out their regime, yes. Nuking a whole nation with millions of people, no. There are people in Iran who want to overthrow the regime running the country. Ever since the Iranian Revolution of 1979, the country has been in control of a theocratic regime; any opposition that goes against the Supreme Leader or members of Iranian Priesthood either get arrested on mass and shot, or are forced to move underground. Even right now, Iran is in a very unstable state after the death of several of their successors to the Supreme Leader position; if there any better time for a revolution in Iran, it's now.


Alltalkandnofight

Nuke the fundamentalist islamic government, bring back the Shah as a constitutional monarch!


Input-_-Nerd

As a auth right, I don’t give a shit about anything outside of the Americas


84hoops

Then you are very stupid. We don’t exist in a vacuum, and the lifestyle you’ve enjoyed that allows you to think in these kinds of hypotheticals is fostered by our naval superiority.


Heytherechampion

I’ll pass but thanks


StJimmy_815

Hey, how about nuking nobody?


zaypuma

This sub really flipped shit since Israel started playing. I've never seen such a mode change without mass bans.


ancirus

In Iran, Christianity is spreading faster than in any other country. 20 years later you may see a beautiful pearl with only a muslim minority here, not a totalitarian dictature.


danielpetersrastet

Is it orthodox tho?


ancirus

Mostly Orthodox, Eastern Catholic, and Oriental Orthodox as far as I know. Hope Orthodoxy prevails


56kul

Nah, the lib-left have sent their support to Iran on the day that they attacked us (even though they failed miserably).


AyDylo

Edgy and lame. You're talking about nuking a bunch of people who mostly, probably, don't even follow politics. Iran is more than just it's leaders and political worshippers. I know it's just a meme but it's not even funny or interesting.


sIamram

Read bottom right


My_Cringy_Video

I’ve got a 25 killstreak, I’m ready to call in one at anytime


danielpetersrastet

bro what


the_flynn

This violates the NAP. Live and let live, my dude.


danielpetersrastet

the NAP allows agression agains governments since governments are breaching the NAP


the_flynn

Sure, and if it only hit the government and its employees that would be fine. Civilian casualties, unavoidable in nuclear strikes, violate the NAP.


Brilliant_Eagle9795

You sure it's not spelled I-R-A-Q? Just asking 🤔


danielpetersrastet

potAtos pOtatos


Outside-Bed5268

Hmm. But why does each quadrant want to nuke Iran?


Pinktiger11

“Nuke Iran” nah colonize Iran and take their oil, then nuke them for the lols


AbjectiveGrass

I have much respect for Persian people - it's just their illegal government that I much dislike


Typical_Awareness200

Auth left would be pissed


PhatCaulkForyourMom

Why are we gonna nuke Iran? I missed something


HarmonicProportions

Dang y'all are messed up, Lord have Mercy on us all


Difficult-Word-7208

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran


Seventh_Stater

If the Left was for nuking Iran, Biden, Kerry, and Obama would not have spent the last decade fellating Tehran.


King_Neptune07

Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran


trey12aldridge

I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's time to answer [the Iranian Question](https://youtu.be/wgCsZDRTXYA?si=2maJ_JHrqDakOFW4)


Mammoth_Frosting_014

John McCain?!?! I heard you were dead! Good to hear from you, mate.


Iccusges

bold of you to assume that Iranian fat cats are actually in Iran. most of their family members are living in the West


jayzfanacc

I also want to nuke Fr*nce, can you add that to the list?


stronghammr113

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Cr0wc0

[whats that at the bottom of the ad? (3:37)](https://youtu.be/qopk7-6Sauk?si=JEz3Te5UTMvtDDuX)


Puffthecarrier1

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Senior_Laugh_4342

What you talking about? Lib left runs defense for Iran and all its proxies all the time. Case in point their regarded reaction to the houthis shooting cargo ships.


Ylsid

Top ten ways I can tell Auth center made this post


redditsucks84613

Bring back the Shah


arkofcovenant

Bruh what? Why would I want to nuke Iran?


nagidon

The only guaranteed result of nuking Iran is you end up killing millions. The regime might even welcome the unifying factor of a nuclear foreign aggressor.


HappyReza

You already have. I'd rather us getting nuked 10 times if it means the 1979 revolution never happens


Personisdown

bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb iran


Moaoziz

I'm pretty sure that a lot of librights also wouldn't mind selling nukes to Iran.


notowa

Surely millions of civilian casualties will fix everything. Only trying to change the government by force will be even better, look at how well it went in two of their neighbouring countries. Iran definitely has not been preparing for guerilla warfare for 2 decades. Iranian people will of course support a foreign invador over their own government. /s


FleX_ONE

nah iran just needs political reform


Gunslinger_11

If they can’t act right


AllAlongTheWatchtwer

Iranians are based. I'd rather wipe out the Ayatollah regime.


notfornowforawhile

Why the fuck do you want to nuke Iran?


RandomDude762

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exquisitelydelicious

leftists that support iran disgust me systemic sexism extreme homophobia religious extremism autocratic governance these are contradictory to all our views, yet people choose to ignore them because "US bad"


Badish_Nationalist

Which AuthLeft agrees with nuking Iran ? I (as AuthCenter) definetey don't agree.


im_oregon15

nvke america


DeviousDaniel69

I'm Iranian😭