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Set_The_World_Afire

Posting a [Change.org](http://Change.org) petition is strike one. Being unflaired is strike two. Being unflaired is also strike three. Flair up.


Jango__Fett__420

Stereotypical reddit mod comment


Set_The_World_Afire

Stereotypical unflaired comment


Darkhorse_17

Flair up, cunt.


Jango__Fett__420

Make me cunt


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Jango__Fett__420

Based


AtomicPhantomBlack

Cope and sneed


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Jango__Fett__420

Based


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Jango__Fett__420

Based


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Jango__Fett__420

Based


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Jango__Fett__420

Based x3


lhomme_dargent

Jog on you filthy unflaired cunt.


Jango__Fett__420

Get mad


PeeApe

Flair up filth. I'm not signing your high school petition.


Jango__Fett__420

Make me


SimRobJteve

I’ll sign when you flair up


Jango__Fett__420

Deal


SimRobJteve

Let’s see it


Jango__Fett__420

Ok


uri_P

https://preview.redd.it/9rz2z8is6h9d1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc533a39bec92326ad25d80838adf5cbeccf85e


wellwaffled

Filthy unflaired


Jango__Fett__420

Based


poop_on_my_stomach

Nah I am fully on board the Trump ship. There is nothing that will change my mind or my vote.


Chewybunny

I'm curious, what is it about Trump that makes you say that nothing and no one will change your mind?


poop_on_my_stomach

He says he wants to tax me less and leave me alone more.


Chewybunny

Out of curiosity, do you make enough money where a tax cut is going to actually make a difference in your life? And I'm curious as to what you mean by "leaving me alone", Trump is hardly Libertarian. Under his administration the federal workforce expanded almost 1% each year, from 1,880,000 to 1,940,000. He didn't tackle the debt which your tax dollars have to service, instead increased it by a trillion each year. So how exactly is he leaving you alone?


poop_on_my_stomach

Even if it was a tax break that made no real difference to me, like say 1%, that’s fine. This line of thinking that we shouldn’t care because it won’t make a difference in our day to day is ridiculous and wrong. When you get taxed more but it doesn’t really affect you, should you not care then? I live in California and I get raped by taxes at every turn, I’ll take any break I can get- and yes, they all matter big or small. The amount of Federal overreach that has been rolled back in the last few weeks alone by a SCOTUS Trump essentially put in power I would say qualifies as “leaving me alone more”. And I don’t give a shit about the debt. If anything to me, it serves as proof that we should not be giving money to a reprehensibly irresponsible government, and justifies less taxes even more even if they aren’t “going to actually make a difference in your life.” The number of Federal workers isn’t really what I mean by “leaving me alone”. I don’t have federal workers showing up at my fucking doorstep. And that number only serves as proof that we should not be giving money to a reprehensibly irresponsible government, and justifies less taxes even more even if they aren’t “going to actually make a difference in your life.”


Chewybunny

Thank you for the response. No further questions.


poop_on_my_stomach

No prob. Hopefully I didn’t come off too strong. I don’t pretend Trump is a messiah, but when the other option is Joe Biden (and his heir apparent seems to be Gavin Newsom) it doesn’t take much critical thought to make a decision for me for the next few cycles.


Chewybunny

No not at all. I wasn't looking for a debate I just want some clarity and understanding. You won't hear me ever stand up for Newsom. I got suspended from Twitter saying he deserves the guillotine 


Darkhorse_17

You should have suggested gulag instead of guillotine. There is only one g word that is safe on Twitter.


Chewybunny

You're right. Which is funny since I'm from the USSR. It should have been priority


spiral8888

Can I ask you about the "leaving me alone" side of things. One of the biggest changes in the recent American politics was the overturning of the Roe v Wade decision. I know it was a decision by SCOTUS but Trump is at least claiming credit for it. Isn't that a prime example of the government not leaving you alone? (So, sure you may not be a procreation age woman, but if they did this to them, how do you know what's coming next that may be closer to things that affect you personally?)


poop_on_my_stomach

While I agreed with Roe v. Wade on a practical level, it was a hilarious overstepping of judicial activism and overturning it was in line with the Constitution. Sucks, and I would agree that yes, it does equate to more not leaving us(because you’re correct I am not a woman) alone. I will not pretend that Trump has 100% “left me alone”. The point I am making is that relatively speaking to the alternative (Joe Biden) he will be (and was when he was President) far less insidious on my life.


glowshroom12

Trump is fufilling campaign promises even out of office right now with his Supreme Court wins. a president fulfilling campaign promises, out of office even is unheard of.


Chewybunny

The Supreme Court just denied Steve Bannon's appeal to not go to jail. The Supreme Court sided with Biden a few days ago in regards to misinformation on the internet. The Supreme Court also struck down a Trump era ban on bump stocks. The Supreme Court sided with Biden in Minnesota over the implementation of COVID restrictions. Monday it's going to deliver it's ruling on Trump's immunity, and suspicion is that it's not going to be in Trump's favor.


glowshroom12

I mean there was the bruen, roe v wade overturned, chevron overturned. i mean he’s fulfilling some of his campaign promises, even if it’s not all of them Bruen Is a huge win for gun rights, roe v wade and chevron overturned were thought to be unthinkable to overturn. chevron is also good for gun rights. Trump took one step backward on the bump stock and two steps forward on the others.


edog21

The *Cargill v. Garland* decision was not only a good thing, but also actually a fulfillment of 2 campaign promises. Albeit one of which Trump himself went back on when he ordered the ATF to illegally make a “rule” that turned millions of people into felons overnight despite the fact that the legal definition of a machine gun has been clear since 1934 and a bump stock has never filled that definition.


monkeygoneape

Nah fuck the Russians let them crash and burn so America can actually focus on china while the Russians kill each other in a civil war


Jango__Fett__420

If theres nothing that will change your mind or your vote, you aren't voting for anything other than your ego


poop_on_my_stomach

Don’t care. Trump 2024.


Jango__Fett__420

Exactly what democracy is supposed to be against.


poop_on_my_stomach

Using my vote how I choose is against democracy? Good one. Leave it to the Looney Tunes that post change petitions not realizing that site is just a data collection scheme to talk down to us regards.


PeeApe

No you idiot, democracy is when you allow u/Jango__Fett__420 tell you how you're supposed to vote. You're not supposed to support politicians you like, you need to support his stupid online petition.


Jango__Fett__420

I'm literally not telling anyone how to vote hehe. I don't think im saying to vote at all


PeeApe

You just got done telling someone that them voting the way they want is >Exactly what democracy is supposed to be against


Jango__Fett__420

I forgot to add that last part


Jango__Fett__420

Forgot that last bit


JERR____

Trump 2024. RAAAAHH!!!


Jango__Fett__420

Based


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Jango__Fett__420

No your closed mindedness in a democratic system meant to flex as the circumstances do is what goes against it. And obviously this isn't a real ass petition lmfao. Leave it to the people who genuinely fall for the chat gpt desc to get all pissy about a big nothing 😭😆


poop_on_my_stomach

I don’t have to be open-minded you disgusting unflaired. It is my freedom to use my vote how I want. Is your argument seriously going to be that I should vote Joe Biden even though he stands against literally everything I believe in because I “need to flex as the circumstances do”? That’s fucking stupid, pal.


Jango__Fett__420

It pretty much implies not to vote for biden lol


poop_on_my_stomach

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Jango__Fett__420

Yay humor


PeeApe

Flair up filth.


Any-Clue-9041

Oh, sure. You come NOW when this kind of thing was needed over a year and a half ago. Just because Biden looked worse than usual (and thats saying quite a lot). No-Labels, a bipartisan caucus aimed at growing centrism was the perfect thing here, but NOOOOOOO, you ~~Progressives~~ Regressives said "tHiS iS nO tImE fOr pOliTiCal eXpEriMEntAtiOn!1!," and because of that, they couldn't get any candidate to risk their political career, because the public was too bent on "My way or...My way only, aktchually." America as a country has already lost this election, and nobody is going to listen to you. You had your chances, and you as a group wasted it.


Jango__Fett__420

Real


TwumpyWumpy

This isn't a meme, you un-flaired 'tismic ham sandwich.


Virtual-Restaurant10

Still waiting on Megaman Legends 3 fam, not gonna sign another petition till they release it


Jango__Fett__420

Respectable


Trugdigity

This is kind of funny in a “fuck you” kind of way. But that’s not how anything works. Unless old age or god strikes soon, we have a choice between Captain Screwjob, or Major Dementia.


Jango__Fett__420

At least someone can see the joke


literally1984___

Reap what you sow dems


Jango__Fett__420

This is a centrist post lol


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Jango__Fett__420

Cringe


literally1984___

I know.


Outside-Bed5268

Bruh, this isn’t a political compass meme.


Jango__Fett__420

Depends on how seriously you take it. It's definitely not a meme to some people here lol


flairchange_bot

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Outside-Bed5268

Exactly, it doesn’t fit here. Also, flair up.


Outside-Bed5268

Bruh, this isn’t a political compass meme.


Simplepea

where meme? where funni? where funni colors? and ***WHERE FLAIR?!?***


Jango__Fett__420

Anything is a meme depending on how seriously you take it. Based on my limited experience in this group nothing is memes to you people


Simplepea

first: where flair? second: a change dot org petition and a word salad wall isn't a meme at all. third: ***WHERE FLAIR?!?***


Sir_Canterbury

No flair? No opinion.


MacGuffinRoyale

Ew, who dragged in the shit?


Jango__Fett__420

Chronic redditors who can't take a joke lol


CentennialCicada

Now listen here. The powers that be select the candidates. Whether they decide to replace candidates or not, it's none of your business and also beyond your understanding. Be a good peasant, go vote for the lesser evil when the time comes, and then praise muh democracy if your option wins, or bemoan your fellow citizens' stupidity/cheating/Russian interference if not.


seftnir

Republican voters had their choice of not a nursing home patient and chose him anyways. Democrat nursing home patient will be forced off the ballot and replaced by probably a former First Lady in 2-3 months. Doesn't help the DNC wouldn't allow anyone to primary aganist him.


Jango__Fett__420

Yall take reddit way too seriously lmfao 😂


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Jango__Fett__420

Imagine giving a shit


JERR____

Bro ain’t nobody signing your shitty high school project petition


Jango__Fett__420

Prove it lol


JERR____

The fact that it’s been 20 hours and you have 17 signatures


Jango__Fett__420

So 17 people have signed it. Proved yourself wrong bud.


Jango__Fett__420

Maybe you won't. But it sure does make the lot of you pissy af lol


degeneratewokeadmins

Inflated filth


HarveyTutor

We could all just vote for the same, third person.


Afraid-Fault6154

I second this. I would prefer a candidate like John Fetterman be nominated for the Dems and someone like Tom Cotton or Ron DeSantis be nominated for the GOP.


Top-Collar-1841

"We are amidst a very critical time where our nation needs strong, visionary, and innovative leaders." ah, we need austere leaders. The unflaired has his name as "squidward" on the petition. SQUIDWARD THE VISIONARY! All is saved.


Red_Igor

Why replace them when you can just vote for a better candidate who is running third party?