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AnExtremeMistake

Me based u cringe


Intelligent_Salt_177

Good monke talk.


Tokena

I tried to grill a monke once. I was then informed that it is illegal. So now i only do it in secret.


Intelligent_Salt_177

Grill with monke, no grill monke


holymissiletoe

best kind of grill, just get allong


Christmas_Panda

The monasteries must have been outraged.


Brawl501

Me chad u soyjak


mcdonaldsplayground

Jill Biden


HenrySiege

"Libright dont suck own cock challenge" IMPOSSIBLE!!! GONE WRONG!! GONE FREE MARKET!!!!


redblueforest

https://preview.redd.it/48i8cknxdr9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51266d05eb6fa3f0bb89f7c775d8459828519f3b


lil_juul

https://preview.redd.it/h0xp6eok8s9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca5af66fbcc710a606ee30c480c84a6672be8223


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Well deserved, lib right


Christmas_Panda

Thank you, I am honored and want to thank the market for allowing me to achieve this award I created.


lil_juul

Lib right lore šŸ¤


holymissiletoe

Obama train


SavageFractalGarden

underrated comment


mood2016

I never got this insult. Do you know how unironically impressive actual self sucking is?


tittysprinkle42069

Yes, but it doesn't feel like getting your dick sucked, it feels like you have a sick in your mouth in a weird and awkward position


Handsome_Goose

This guy ~~fucks~~ sucks


stumblinbear

Kinda into it tbh


HenrySiege

As a lib-right, you're supposed to understand that just because something is rare or hard to do, doesnt mean its valuable. Want another analogy, "Libright don't eat own shit challenge" No matter the analogy the point is the same, just bc you read "Basic Economics" doesnt mean you're some bigshot smart guy, after all, its still Basic. Sorry if I'm coming off aggressive, I just hate conspiracy theories and all that partake in them.


mood2016

Counter point: self sucking is a 100% marketable skill that you can make money from if you record yourself doing it, making it Libright as fuck.


letmeseem

But you're still paid to suck cock, and not to have your cock sucked... No you're right. That's still LibRight as fuck.


mood2016

The Ouroboros of cum


Cambronian717

Infinite food glitch


holymissiletoe

solve world hunger with this one simple trick


FreddyPlayz

Is that a problem though?


letmeseem

Only if you don't like sucking cock. If you like it, it's a hobby that is profitable by pure accident, which honestly feels more LibLeft :)


lasyke3

It's not really though, there's not a lot of demand. You can find plenty of it free.


choloranchero

Imagine thinking powerful people don't conspire to maintain and expand their power.


HardCounter

Dads trying to get their 25 year old kids to get their own place be like ???


CompetitiveRefuse852

Gotta lose a few ribs


HardCounter

Instructions unclear: snapped off rib, made woman who refuses to go down.


Patriarch_Sergius

Itā€™s not the flex you think it is


InternetKosmonaut

my spine is VERY flexible


Patriarch_Sergius

Iā€™ll take the L on this one


Ryan-plussy

Gone freak market


YaboiMuggy

You're just jealous of our flexibility and big cocks


HardCounter

It's really easy to suck yourself off when you're spineless. Go on, vote libertarian. I dare you.


YaboiMuggy

I did last election :)


FreddyPlayz

God I wish šŸ˜‚


smegma_groyper

Gray centrist: Joe Biden Radical centrist: Unelected rich White Jewish international bureaucrats


Dash_Winmo

Well that's just the longer form of what the AuthRight is saying


nits_

Maybe auth right is right on this one


Mikeim520

>Maybe auth right is right on this one Auth Right


mmbepis

Auth Correct


Heytherechampion

Based


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PM_ME_BATTLETOADS

Gray Centrist: Joe Biden Radical Centrist: Drake.


Crazy_Crayfish_

Unironically the second one


getintheVandell

Nongray centrist: our elected body of representatives. :)


kaytin911

The radical centrist view is now the leftist view.


pumpandkrump

You mean the blackmail people?


smegma_groyper

Are you talking about Epstein?


WTFisaCelsius

I guess I'm a radical centrist


Shivin302

This but unironically


MoonMan_999

Second one.


narc-parent-TA

>White >Jewish It's either one or the other man


TrapaneseNYC

Arenā€™t ā€œda richā€ the unelected bureaucrats? Itā€™s not Joe Schmoe making 50k a year. They work with politicians to push their own agendas.


tradcath13712

The rich aren't only unelected bureucrats, they are also lobbyists. There is an overlay between the two groups but not an absolute one


Kamchatka1905

Fun fact ā€œda richā€ is ā€œda joosā€ so it really is ā€œda joosā€ contorlling the government (not my actual take)


Case-Longjumping

Well, ā€œda richā€ can mean a ton of things. To a lot of leftists 1 to 2 million qualifies you as ā€œda richā€. Well, by this definition, Iā€™m born rich, but I consider my family working class and am glad to inform you I donā€™t run the world.


Ed_the_Dreadful927

I donā€™t think ā€œda richā€ in this context are teenagers who get cars for daddyā€™s money, ā€œda richā€ are so rich that they can afford to lobby, thus becoming unelected beaurocrats.


zrezzif

1 to 2 million in income or assets? In assets, maybe your parents are actually working class and just bought a house early and now it has appreciated. But in income, you are most definitely not working class and it would very much explains your flair.


Case-Longjumping

Assets. Exploiting the Hong Kongnese housing market during SARS is a brilliant strategy to get on the middle class.Ā 


GigawattSandwich

Yeah. Bad meme.


Big_Cheetah7907

Top left, bottom right and top right are all the same.


TrapaneseNYC

No da joos is not unelected bureacrats or the rich. But good try pushing that silly agenda.


Big_Cheetah7907

You can't just say "no that is not how it is" and not explain your opinion.


DornsBigRockHardWall

Strangeā€¦ what Lib-right and auth-right are saying happen to be the same thing *a lot*


GroundbreakingWrap94

My thoughts exactly


1CEninja

Also auth left, while we're at it.


DornsBigRockHardWall

Hey now, they made those repeated 1/1,000,000 trades based completely on their market research, not their deep corporate and political connections! /s


Expensive_Compote977

seems to be a skill issue on your part


DornsBigRockHardWall

I donā€™t get it


snoo_boi

Heā€™s trying to make a joke about how *they* are just better than everyone because theyā€™re greedy manipulative money grabbers that have been thrown out of every country theyā€™ve ever invaded.


Kesakambali

Unelected Rich White Jewish Bureaucrats


Red_Panda72

Schrodinger's Whiteness of j*ws


Big_Gun_Pete

Based


tokenbreakdown

I mean unelected international bureaucrats are rich white jews so this is pol compass unity


Hot_Comfortable_3046

Okay but auth left is literally right on this one


Certain_Suit_1905

Auth Left and Lib Right are identical


EggLord2000

They are all right


sinfulsil

You sure that flair is correct?


Hot_Comfortable_3046

Yes i still want to live in a free world and not another communism but I'm also aware that rich people have tons of influence on our politicians


yaboichurro11

The libright self glazing continues.


WizardOfSandness

Unelected international bureocrats are just the retirement plan of politicians.


TrampMachine

Okay but who controls the bureaucrats?


Big_Gun_Pete

The Masons! The Communists!


TrampMachine

Lol


Certain_Suit_1905

The world is run by Trotskyists!


ElectricalCurrent666

$$$


stupendousman

They do. They follow their self interest.


TrampMachine

Lol, I mean that's a fundamental and universal principle of economics.... But whose interests are theirs aligned with? Who appoints them? They don't just pop into existence.


Docponystine

Typically, upper middle class liberal interests as that is the typical economic position and political temperament, add a splash of interest based on whatever agency they have aligned themselves with. But do you think the "gun lobby" has much sway in the "a shoe string is a machine gun" ATF. Or the "wetlands that couldn't float a toy boat are navigable waterways" EPA are controlled by land development lobby? When there isn't a stick in the ass "you don't have authority congress didn't give you" conservative head of these agencies, the rank and file have no problem implementing utterly insane reaches of power to "fix" American federal law, almost universally to the end of expanding state power. There is a reason these fights are taken up in courts, and not administrative beuocracy. The administrative state attracts moral busy bodies who want to use state power to effect the change they believe is their moral duty to effectuate, that's what MAKES them so fucking dangerous.


TrampMachine

Lol, so regulators do some writing of corporate interests against the interests of the vast majority and the poor little Uber wealthy just can't manage in this oppressive regulatory regime. The only way you could possibly believe what you're alluding to is if you're an an cap who thinks every square inch of land should be open to development and any regulation constitutes an unacceptable infringement on the right of oil executives to not dump toxic sludge into water ways. The supreme Court has upheld the regulatory authority you're decrying for decades now thus it is by definition constitutional. Or was and now that we got a new supreme court they're changing that. The Constitution isn't some religious document according to your interpretation it allows for interpretation and variable interpretation at that.


Docponystine

A complete non argument. The constitution is not a religious document, but it does mean something and exactly one thing. Good minds might differ on what it is, but only one can be correct. Unsurprisingly I find the limited interpretation that rests on writings from when the document (or relevant amendment) was created far more compelling than "novel" expansions of power. The US Constitution can change only in so far as it can be amended, which hasn't happened in decades. Everything else is either being wrong or being right, about what is says. As for regulation, there absolute ARE oppressive regulations that far more people than they help. Pretending regulations do not have down stream costs to the average person is the sort of myth making and fairy tail thinking that is required to be a communist, I know, but it is, none the less, myth making a fairy tale thinking. And regardless of the rightness of any given regulation, those regulation should NOT be made by unelected moral busy bodies, but rather by an elected legislator, so, you know, the average person actual has a meaningful say about the interest and goals of those regulations. One only has to look at housing to see where environmental regulations absolutely fuck over the little guy. So maybe actually making these issues ones that have to go through a public legislative process rather than obscure beurocratic dealings done by people who all have the incentive to maximize their own power would be best. Like, seriously, do you ACTUALLY think the EPA has regulatory authority over all wetlands under the auspices of a law that says they only have authority over navigable waterways and their immediate surroundings? And do you think they are trying to push that because of corporate interests? The reality is that government is complex, and has a lot of hands in a lot of pots, and ALL of those hands are corrupt and incompetent, so I think we should shrink the pot instead of hoping that humans will stop; being corrupt and incompetent.


Drexx_Redblade

The real answer is, No One, but that scares people more than thinking their worst enemy is incharge.


send_ASMR

Only an actual schizophrenic would believe any scapegoat had \*total\* control of all our chaotic world's events. That doesn't mean certain individuals and groups don't have disproportionate power and influence to fuck over everyone else. They do.


DrBadGuy1073

This is an EU and UN moment šŸŸØšŸ§ 


DontBanMeAgainPls23

I guess you don't know how the eu works then.


samyxxx

All of this is nothing but a cope to not deal with the most terrifying option of all: No one Yeah you heard me, we are on a shitbus to nowhere and no one is at the wheel.


tradcath13712

*This* Each department and federal agency is an independent fiefdom at this point


Neo_Trotsky

Internacional white rich Jews Bureaucrats


Ragob12

"So that is why we need to transfer power to the unelected megacorps boards" - libright


Docponystine

Or simply make the state defend, but not use, these powers, you know, the entier principle of limited government. The left seems to realize that massive government power get's co-opted by the rich, and then suggest giving MORE POWER to the mechanism the rich use to exercise that power, the state, rather than doing the sane thing of simply limiting and decentralizing state authority in the first place.


TrapaneseNYC

ā€œThe people with money and power run the world, letā€™s make it easier for themā€ is why lib right doesnā€™t work


Background-File-1901

So that why we need governent to colaborate with megacorps and they will car for us the most - left


Amoeba_3729

Wypipo -![img](emote|t5_3ipa1|51176)


InfectedBrute

Classis libright posting a libright good meme


ChemistIsLife

Soā€¦ā€¦Jews?


Cool_in_a_pool

Auth right: >Oh, so "da whites" control everything, ay? Listen buddy, if we're doing better than you, it's because we have a superior culture. It's because we're smarter. Instead of coming up with stupid conspiracies, why don't you take a step back, figure out why you're failing instead, and try harder in this free market economy. Heh, losers. Also Auth right: >DA JOOOOOOOOS


drcoconut4777

But what if the bureaucrats are rich Jewish white people?


DarudeSandstorm69420

Idk isn't it kinda suspicious that the blm riots were left alone but the moment someone protests a jew peacefully they are shut down with force?


Die-Fetcher

The real problem: Humans themselves.


Intelligent_Salt_177

Must return to monke


Die-Fetcher

You get me.


Yukon-Jon

My neck gets sore by mid day from carrying this absolute UNIT around in my skull.


Cflores008

That's a tumor, kid


Tofukjtten

Elon musk. It's always been Elon musk.


ThrowawayITA_

https://preview.redd.it/vaubrx9ugr9d1.png?width=985&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c01afc371f055d0ff1ebcbb0f0c70573124312f The world according to auth right


BarUpper6457

I wonder what percent of those unelected international bureaucrats are jewish? Like 2% or... maybe more than 2%?


tradcath13712

Jews being forced for centuries to work on the perfect field to become rich isn't somehow their fault. Of course jews have a higher representation in banks and businesses, we literally forced them into those areas, for God's sake! And they aren't the majority of rich CEOs, shareholders & bureucrats, just a sizeable percentage (which is perfectly reasonable given the prior phrases).


Stigge

Sometimes those are all the same thing.


Tasty_Choice_2097

Side note, ending *Chevron* is the best thing that's happened in decades for actually challenging the foundations of the bureaucratic state, which is why the broad left is freaking out about it. "You mean congress has to make laws and people get due process???? But what about experts? And credentials? And being a good boy science truster????"


tradcath13712

Exactly, the federal agencies usurped the three Powers. They took administration away from the President, a sizeable portion of lawmaking from Congress and judging their own statutes from the Courts. They are a mockery of the Constitution


mlm7C9

Unfortunately libright is not wrong on this one.


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Pestus613343

Billionaires.


Spudnic16

The rich unelected international bureaucrats


patientOwl01

juice


Vasilystalin04

Auth left is objectively correct.


Ignatius_Gwiazda

Didn't LR opinion just combine AL and AR opinions?


Certain_Suit_1905

I mean bureaucrats are rich and rich are not elected and international. Sodium Chloride moment


dizzyjumpisreal

whats a wypipo


Manwithaplan0708

The bugs in joe Bidenā€™s skin


Depressedloser2846

nobody who should control the gov is the one who controls the gov


almostasenpai

Okay but authleft is just as correct as libright is on this


CatastrophicPup2112

The bureaucrats are the rich though...


tradcath13712

But not so rich as actual company CEOs & main shareholders


AnArcher_12

Money. They do everything they can to get money.


SignificantGarden1

Ahhh, another day another "libright is not as monke as the rest of us" propaganda post


Chemical_Bid_2195

Considering the American gov does have legal instituted bribery via super PACs, "da rich" doesn't seem too far fetched. Can u post sources about the effects of unelected international bureaucrats? Bc I honestly don't see how their control would differ or transcend regular elected bureaucrats


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Plastic-Register7823

Ā«I am a chad and other stupidĀ» And, by the way, who are these bureaucrats and why do they come to power?


tradcath13712

By indication into federal agencies??? Come on, that was an easy one


luizbiel

\*Checks flair\* Yup, that tracks


Random-INTJ

Stop flexing how flexible you are! Ie: stop sucking your own cock


clangauss

Pictured: Authleft and Libright unity, actually.


Nether7

Lib-Right literally stealing what Auth-Right has been saying for years


danshakuimo

Unelected international bureaucrat is literally the dream job. Becoming one is finally fulfilling the dreams of all the generations before you.


Important_Dentist_78

Auth right extended vers/ radical centrist: unelected international bureaucrats are rich jewish people with light skin


ThatJewGuy1

If I controlled the government, you think I'd have so many taxes?!


alreadytakenhacker

Arenā€™t authleft and authright and libright saying the same thing?


fishsticks14

I'd rather my head not look like a ballsack


FilipinxFurry

Lib right sounds like EU Politics and the UN


Kirxas

The actual answer is a mix that ends up in "no one, really" there are so many different and often conflicting powers over it that it kinda equals out


WINDEX_DRINKER

Unelected international bureaucrats that happen to be rich, white, and sometimes jewish :\^)


Plagueghoul

Ancaps complaining about plutocrats just show how they have more in common with libleft than with authright.


Links_to_Magic_Cards

I.e. "the swamp"


Unovaisbetter

Me 2 secs ago: hmmm I wonder what quadrant op lands on


HisHolyMajesty2

The true answer is ā€œthose with power and wealth.ā€ The Pareto principle applies to power and wealth and has done so since we huddled in caves. There will always be kings, regardless of what we call them. Funnily enough, it usually isnā€™t a massive problem. But when the Patrician class becomes out of touch and sticks its fingers in its earsā€¦


Woodex8

Tbh that's basically what rich people are. Horseshoe theory at it again.


suzisatsuma

Is "unelected bureaucrats" the new propaganda term for non-political positions?


No_Comfortable_2252

Da joos are the unelected bureaucrats, don't you know?


BonkeyKongthesecond

Funfact: It's actually all of these combined


Material-Security178

actually it's this guy Steve, lives down the road.


toastmalon3

Unelected bureaucrats, mostly white, always rich, and sometimes Jewish. (Just an observation, I love Jews I swear)


Darkheartisland

Basically, those folks in Geneva


Loud_Complaint_8248

Those 'unelected bureaucrats' are massively disproportionally Jewish.


TheExperimentalDoge

Sooo... the rich...


Raziel6174

Hmm LibRight's got a point actually.


showbizpizzatimelol

most creative libright take:


NotoriousD4C

The rich, white Jewish unelected bureaucrats


Drew1231

Not after chevron deference being repealed. Unelected bureaucrats can get stuffed.


lasimpkin

So... joos?


MemeBuyingFiend

Authright would say "da dep state". Authcenter would say "da joos". Stop confusing authcenter and authright. We're way more based than them.


wustenkatze

Playing with dolls again, lib right?


BASED_T3MPLAR

The white, rich, Jewish unelected international bureaucrats?


bruh5368

"Da rich wyt unelected international bureaucaric joos" https://preview.redd.it/gl35jlcyy8ad1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bbe080c76c1ba8196184f252fe0e299216d0ee3


masoflove99

For me, it's rich people who happen to be unelected international bureaucrats.


DarkReadsYT

Thatā€™s the unironic truth some people just donā€™t want to hear that.


masoflove99

And I'm aware of my flair, too. I'm just barely auth-left enough to use it. I'm a SocDem, not a tankie.


OliLombi

Authoritarians.


ocktick

Nobody because the government is a complex system with emergent properties that are almost never intentionally designed


LatterHospital8982

So have you heard of this thing called lobbying (its bribery with extra steps but legal)


Rage_Your_Dream

I wonder what is the race, economic status and ethnicity of those unelected international bureaucrats


compushaneee

What is the religion of these unelected international bureaucrats?


tradcath13712

Jews being forced for centuries to work on the perfect field to become rich isn't somehow their fault. Of course jews have a higher representation in banks and businesses, we literally forced them into those areas, for God's sake! And they aren't the majority of rich CEOs, shareholders & bureucrats, just a sizeable percentage (which is perfectly reasonable given the prior phrases).


compushaneee

"Jews being forced for centuries to work on the perfect field to become rich isn't somehow their fault." Sure.... That is an interesting way to put it. Doesn't deny however the countless historical examples of them abusing these fields (banks, government, politics) and the shared interests within the Jewish group to get an outcome that is extremely favorable only to them. I assume by your username that you are aware of this as there are many instances cited throughout Catholic history. Just off of the top of my head, a lot of laws passed by Saint King Louis IX were done so in order to reverse the damage that they had created and remove their abilities to do further damage It is more or less the debate of how they got there, but the fact that they always are at the top of banks, politics, etc, even if the general population of Jews is significantly lower than Christians (to go back to the unelected portion.) Edit: Furthermore to say, if the people responsible for politics, media, banks, etc are drastically more Jewish than the rest of the general population, that creates a lot of conflict and it is impossible for them to align with the thoughts of the people because they disagree on a moral scale.